re: #135 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Clams just want us to believe they are pacifists to lure us into a false sense of security. As you can see, they are set on a path toward world domination.

And remember that L. Ron Asshole made clams an integral part of $¢ientology!

en.wikipedia.org.

In Hubbard’s Scientology: A History of Man, he asserts humans follow his notion of the “genetic line” of the “genetic entity”, which include clams (as well as sloths, volcanoes, and a “sense of being eaten”), and certain human psychological problems descend from difficulties these clams experienced.