“A Truly Singular Artist:” Sudan Archives, NPR Music Tiny Desk Concert

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This performance was recorded on March 11, 2020. We will continue releasing Tiny Desk videos of shows that had already been taped. In light of current events, NPR is postponing new live tapings of Tiny Desk Concerts. In the meantime, check out Tiny Desk (home) concerts! They’re recorded by the artists in their home. It’s the same spirit — stripped-down sets, an intimate setting — just a different space.

June 22, 2020 | Bob Boilen — Sudan Archives is a truly singular artist, inspired by Irish and African music, especially Sudanese music. The first time I saw her was in a crowd of people at Cheer Up Charlies during SXSW in March of 2018. The show was wild and wonderful: effects pedals transformed her violin into a full-on band, with electronic beats keeping it all moving.

Almost exactly two years later, things couldn’t be more different. On March 6, SXSW 2020 was canceled due to COVID-19. By the time Sudan Archives arrived at NPR in Washington, D.C., on March 11, everyone was concerned about the coronavirus threat. So we sanitized the desk, the mics and the cameras. We also kept our distance.

She came not with an array of electronics, but with violinist Jessica McJunkins, violist Dominic Johnson and cellist Khari Joyner. The new arrangement at the top of “Confessions” was the perfect tension queller. And those arrangements also heighten the lyrics. Listening again three months later, three weeks into police brutality protests, the words — “There is a place that I call home / But it’s not where I am welcome / And if I saw all the angels / Why is my presence so painful?” — take on new meaning.

When the show was over and the small, socially-distant crowd of NPR employees dispersed, our crew began to wipe everything down with disinfectant wipes. Our incredible audio engineer, Josh Rogosin, started to set up for what we thought would be the next Tiny Desk show, the Pulitzer Prize-winning opera p r i s m by Ellen Reid and Roxie Perkins.

Josh Rogosin remembers the day clearly. “After the Sudan Archives concert, I optimistically went about setting up for a string quartet plus an eight-person choir and two vocal soloists, plus harp and conductor,” he told me. “About halfway through my set-up, our boss gathered us around the Tiny Desk and made the painful but obvious decision. No more Tiny Desks until further notice.”

Three months later, things are not looking much better. I miss it madly. There will be Tiny Desk concerts again and the celebration will be joyous. We’ll do it as soon as it feels safe. Stay tuned and enjoy the nearly 1,000 concerts in our archives.

SET LIST
“Confessions”
“Glorious”
“Nont For Sale”

MUSICIANS
Sudan Archives: vocals, violin; Dominic Johnson: viola; Jessica McJunkins: violin; Khari Joyner: cello

CREDITS
Producers: Bob Boilen, Morgan Noelle Smith, Jack Corbett; Creative director: Bob Boilen; Audio engineers: Josh Rogosin, Natasha Branch; Videographers: Bronson Arcuri, Jack Corbett, Kara Frame, Melany Rochester; Associate Producer: Bobby Carter; Executive producer: Lauren Onkey; VP, programming: Anya Grundmann; Photo: Kisha Ravi/NPR

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Kamrade Teddy's Person  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:33:27pm

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b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:39:20pm

I’m not one of the “God will smite you” types but I am having a hard time coming up with what else he could do to get our attention.

Vote!

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:40:09pm

WTF?

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:40:21pm

re: #2 b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)

I’m not one of the “God will smite you” types but I am having a hard time coming up with what else he could do to get our attention.

Vote!

People wonder about the Biblical plagues. May I present, COVID-19.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:41:05pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:42:35pm

heh

I concur

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:47:07pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

heh

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I concur

full disclosure: I actually did know Marge Schott. She was a horrible excuse for a human being. (Pete Rose, too…blech)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:47:24pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I have a real hard time with this, especially from someone supposedly smart and a Christian.

There is no excuse for voting for him in 2016. I guess grab em by the pussy was ok with her.

Spit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:49:04pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I have a real hard time with this, especially from someone supposedly smart and a Christian.

There is no excuse for voting for him in 2016. I guess grab em by the pussy was ok with her.

Spit.

The FetusTM,

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Charles Johnson  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:49:29pm
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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:49:47pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:51:30pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

I mean just look at that guy.

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Kamrade Teddy's Person  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:51:45pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I have a real hard time with this, especially from someone supposedly smart and a Christian.

There is no excuse for voting for him in 2016. I guess grab em by the pussy was ok with her.

Spit.

I’m right there with you. I appreciate their vote in November, but we knew who Trump was in 2016. It’s just been four years of new examples.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:52:06pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:52:09pm

re: #219 Targetpractice

Indeed:

The party of “family values” again working to undermine parents where guns are concerned.

Their alleged argument is so grandparents or other family members can take children out hunting without parental permission.

In the law I understand, that’s called “kidnapping.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:52:27pm

re: #12 Charles Johnson

I mean just look at that guy.

Dude is tripping so hard he probably doesn’t remember it.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:53:43pm

re: #14 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I mean, hell, let’s just say it. I, a rich white male with an attractive white wife, have had several encounters with the local police that have left us both so shaken that I’ve installed a video doorbell and have a standing “fuck off” policy if police ever poke their noses around our door. When it gets that bad, you know it’s bad.

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plansbandc  Aug 26, 2020 • 4:58:47pm

Chris Webber made me cry.

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Mattand  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:00:54pm

re: #3 DodgerFan1988

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WTF?

Donald Trump forcing a woman to do something against her will?

Very on brand for both him and conservatives.

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:01:13pm

re: #379 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:02:20pm
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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:03:47pm
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Kamrade Teddy's Person  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:05:39pm

re: #23 jaunte

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They’re banking on all the free airtime they got in 2016. Plus, Trump turns every official event into a campaign rally.

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Mattand  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:05:57pm

re: #22 jaunte

This is the sheriff of Kenosha county, in 2018, calling for crazy ass racist shit:

I said this before, but it bears repeating: cops know they are being scrutinized and held accountable as never before and they still.

Keep.

Shooting Black people.

ON CAMERA.

Police know just about everyone has a decent video recorder with them at all times and they still keep shooting Black folks.

Fucking scary.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:08:53pm

re: #25 Mattand

Until we actually convict one of these fuckers, they still will. Because let’s face it: In 1991, the LAPD beat the ever-loving shit out of Rodney King on video and were acquitted of all charges. It’s been a repeated pattern for decades, and it isn’t going to end until we put a stop to it by actually holding them accountable - criminally.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:09:08pm

re: #23 jaunte

Maybe they are working on their messaging and have decided that online ads are more effective anyway in the interim. After all, there are many of us who avoid broadcast ads on a regular basis. They could have discovered that it’s actually a waste of money.

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stpaulbear  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:10:40pm

re: #24 Kamrade Teddy’s Person

They’re banking on all the free airtime they got in 2016. Plus, Trump turns every official event into a campaign rally.

Any campaign money they don’t spend, they can embezzle and offshore.

Are they still sending out threatening letters to scare people into donating to Donald?

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:10:46pm

re: #27 Hecuba’s daughter

Maybe they are working on their messaging and have decided that online ads are more effective anyway in the interim. After all, there are many of us who avoid broadcast ads on a regular basis. They could have discovered that it’s actually a waste of money.

Yeah, and it’s not going to look good as crews haul bodies out of the Louisiana water on tv having some stupid anti-Biden ad running through that.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:11:12pm

re: #28 stpaulbear

Any campaign money they don’t spend, they can embezzle and offshore.

Are they still sending out threatening letters to scare people into donating to Donald?

I did get a text that started with something about Fake News. I deleted it straightaway.

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Kamrade Teddy's Person  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:12:06pm

From the Onion: RNC Forced To Pad Out Final Nights Of Convention With Illegitimate Trump Children

The image below accompanies the article. It looks like they made the photos by morphing together photos of Trump bosses and enablers. The woman in the upper right looks like she has Putin’s mouth. The little boy looks like he has Gym Jordan’s mouth. There’s just something familiar looking with all of them. Someone with some photo editing experience take a look and tell me I’m not crazy.

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Jack Burton  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:13:54pm

re: #26 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Until we actually convict one of these fuckers, they still will. Because let’s face it: In 1991, the LAPD beat the ever-loving shit out of Rodney King on video and were acquitted of all charges. It’s been a repeated pattern for decades, and it isn’t until we put a stop to it by actually holding them accountable - criminally.

We might have to make Police misconduct/excessive violence/etc a federal crime so it can get into the Federal Court system (after FFVCS is gone obviously) so there’s a better chance of consistency in convictions and sentencing, rather than let 50 states or thousands of counties do it 50 or 1000 different ways or the cases be at the whim of whether the DA is an asshole or not.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:18:27pm

re: #335 Backwoods_Sleuth

This sort of thing gives me hope Sen. Doug Jones can pull it out in November, if that’s the line for a special municipal election in Alabama in a pandemic and voter suppression and a hurricane bearing down on the general area.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:18:56pm

We need to freeze statute of limitation laws when a person is elected President. If they cannot be charged or prosecuted while in office, then the clock should stop and only resume once they are no longer in office.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:20:20pm

re: #33 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This sort of thing gives me hope Sen. Doug Jones can pull it out in November, if that’s the line for a special municipal election in Alabama in a pandemic and voter suppression and a hurricane bearing down on the general area.

We can’t win. We couldn’t win last time either.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:22:00pm

re: #35 Decatur Deb

We can’t win. We couldn’t win last time either.

Never give up. NEVER SURRENDER!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:23:04pm

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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:23:51pm

re: #36 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Never give up. NEVER SURRENDER!

(We won.)

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:24:19pm

re: #38 Decatur Deb

(We won.)

Well, okay then. Shows what I know.

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:25:05pm

re: #37 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

That does not look good. Laura looks like she has quite a bit of power. :(

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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:25:34pm

re: #39 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well, okay then. Shows what I know.

I’ll try to type in an Alabama accent, but I’m a ‘Burgher.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:25:54pm

re: #40 PhillyPretzel

Borderline Cat 5.

It should make landfall in a few hours.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:26:18pm

re: #41 Decatur Deb

I’ll try to type in an Alabama accent, but I’m a ‘Burgher.

I’m just a slow Yankee, I wouldn’t worry about it. My brain will catch up with my fingers someday.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:26:41pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:29:41pm

re: #42 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

That is bad. If you are told to evacuate do so. Category 5 is a very dangerous storm.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:41:54pm

re: #32 Jack Burton

We might have to make Police misconduct/excessive violence/etc a federal crime so it can get into the Federal Court system (after FFVCS is gone obviously) so there’s a better chance of consistency in convictions and sentencing, rather than let 50 states or thousands of counties do it 50 or 1000 different ways or the cases be at the whim of whether the DA is an asshole or not.

Fines should be paid from their pension funds. This shit would stop overnight.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:44:28pm

re: #16 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Dude is tripping so hard he probably doesn’t remember it.

😂 Truth. Although blaming coke for Trumpist boorishness is kind of unfair to coke.

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sagehen  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:44:38pm

re: #4 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

People wonder about the Biblical plagues. May I present, COVID-19.

Derecho.
Hurricane.
Murder hornets.

when’s the meteor? next week?

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Ace Rothstein  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:44:40pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:48:41pm

re: #37 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

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jeebus…those folks in the bayous tonight and tomorrow.

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piratedan  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:49:40pm

re: #48 sagehen

well, we already have people “speaking in tongues”, via the GOP Convention….

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:50:22pm

Incitement.
Tucker deserves to be hanged.

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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:51:23pm

re: #48 sagehen

Derecho.
Hurricane.
Murder hornets.

when’s the meteor? next week?

Nov 2nd.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:52:29pm
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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 5:54:51pm
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plansbandc  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:03:15pm

Pretty fabulous that rejection of expertise has been loudly proclaimed at the tRump Convention.

And by fabulous, I mean absolute horrifying.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:06:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:07:51pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:09:34pm

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:10:28pm
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Jay C  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:11:46pm

re: #56 plansbandc

Pretty fabulous that rejection of expertise has been loudly proclaimed at the tRump Convention.

And by fabulous, I mean absolute horrifying.

RLY: I saw on the news tonight that apparently the “no testing means no cases of COVID” axiom has become (semi-)official government policy. Notably, instituted while Dr. Fauci was out of circulation due to his surgery.
So professional….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:11:58pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:12:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:13:18pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:14:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:15:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:16:43pm
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Sherlock Hound  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:17:17pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:17:20pm
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b.d. (Boring Competence 2020!)  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:19:35pm

re: #69 Patricia Kayden

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F*ck John Bolton.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:19:57pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Sixth army is in danger of being surrounded. Withdraw from Stalingrad immediately.”

“Nein, Herr Feldmarschall!”

Guess who else didn’t listen to experts.

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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:20:02pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

Electrolytes!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:20:33pm

niterz, lizardz!
And everyone in the path of Laura, stay safe.

(I’d make a Laura Petrie walnuts joke but now is not the time.)

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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:22:05pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:22:23pm
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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:25:51pm
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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:27:53pm

Trump finds all the worst people in the nation.

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Jay C  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:29:25pm

re: #77 jaunte

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Trump finds all the worst people in the nation.

And puts them on TV in front of the whole country.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:30:12pm
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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:30:39pm

6,000,361

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:30:51pm

Yeah, I made the right decision to ignore the shitshow and I’m just playing chess on the net…

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:31:42pm

Yesterday, Rockwall County sent out a 90-day burn ban notice. Right now, it sound like we’re getting a far leading edge of the hurricane. We’re about 350 miles away.

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:32:30pm

re: #80 Decatur Deb

6,000,361

Way to go on the karma. //

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:32:51pm

I thought nuns stopped wearing this outfit 40 years ago? Or did she get the habit out of mothballs for this TV appearance?

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:34:15pm

re: #82 Belafon

The storm is moving up in a north western direction.

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EPR-radar  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:34:17pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

‘Courage’ and ‘conviction’ from Trump? By her own rules, this nun is headed straight to hell for such egregious lies.

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:34:18pm

Sure, Jan.

I love how white youths are poor little babies who don’t know what they do. Meanwhile, 12-year-old blacks are shot because HUR HUR HE BIG MENACING BLACK!

This “child” and his parents who gifted him his metal penis should all share a cell.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:35:25pm
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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:36:54pm

re: #87 Sherlock Hound

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Decatur Deb  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:38:10pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

I thought nuns stopped wearing this outfit 40 years ago? Or did she get the habit out of mothballs for this TV appearance?

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A few congregations never complied, a few more went back to it when the rules were liberalized. More-medieval-than-thou types.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:42:13pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:43:16pm

re: #91 The Pie Overlord!

Lou Holtz is a Catholic in name only. He only claimed to be Catholic so he could coach at the famous Touchdown Jesus University. He doesn’t give a shit except where the Hail Mary is involved.

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EPR-radar  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:43:53pm

re: #91 The Pie Overlord!

I’m sure this Lou Holtz deserves to spend eternity hip-deep in molten lead according to the faith he claims to have.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:44:18pm

re: #92 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Lou Holtz is a Catholic in name only. He only claimed to be Catholic so he could coach at the famous Touchdown Jesus University. He doesn’t give a shit except where the Hail Mary is involved.

This shit reminds me of Garbage Hobbit Ben Shapiro declaring who is TEH REAL JUICE.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:44:49pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:46:29pm

re: #94 The Pie Overlord!

This shit reminds me of Garbage Hobbit Ben Shapiro declaring who is TEH REAL JUICE.

No one is qualified to judge another person the “real” ANYTHING. If someone called me “not a real Irishman”, I might just beat their face in.

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A hollow Gandalfian voice says, VOTE, you fools!  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:52:03pm

re: #84 The Pie Overlord!

I thought nuns stopped wearing this outfit 40 years ago? Or did she get the habit out of mothballs for this TV appearance?

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Depends on the community. A quick websearch says this order is originally from South Italy, thus likely to be very traditionalist (the religious, not the Italians).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:54:43pm

re: #17 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

I mean, hell, let’s just say it. I, a rich white male with an attractive white wife, have had several encounters with the local police that have left us both so shaken that I’ve installed a video doorbell and have a standing “fuck off” policy if police ever poke their noses around our door. When it gets that bad, you know it’s bad.

Fortunately we have no police department at all, just the town marshal. He carries a town-issued blackjack, but that’s his only weapon.

The county sheriff has a long-running joke with me saying he’s going to keep his eye on me, ever since we moved here. (It’s the hair.)

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Jay C  Aug 26, 2020 • 6:57:19pm

re: #98 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Fortunately we have no police department at all, just the town marshal. He carries a town-issued blackjack, but that’s his only weapon.

A blackjack?
OMG, is there no limit to the militarization of the police…??
/

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Charles Johnson  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:01:08pm
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sagehen  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:01:21pm

re: #92 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Lou Holtz is a Catholic in name only. He only claimed to be Catholic so he could coach at the famous Touchdown Jesus University. He doesn’t give a shit except where the Hail Mary is involved.

It will never not amaze me how many Catholics and Evangelicals have convinced themselves and each other that the core tenets of their faith is to obsess, at all costs, about two things that Jesus never once said a word about. And yet their “adherence to biblical values” requires them to vehemently oppose all the things their book quotes Jesus as advocating for over and over again.

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retired cynic  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:03:12pm

My father HATED Lou Holtz. Not sure exactly why, but he would froth at the mouth at mention of him.

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teleskiguy  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:03:24pm

Well, I’m in Twitter jail for 12 hours. For this.

They’re calling this “targeted harassment.” I knew you’re not supposed to wish harm or death on someone, but Fucker and his KKK show…

Today sucks.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:04:10pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:07:24pm

re: #87 Sherlock Hound

Exactly. When are White people old enough to be held responsible for misconduct. Black children are never given the benefit of the doubt.

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Citizen K  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:08:25pm

re: #105 Patricia Kayden

Exactly. When are White people old enough to be held responsible for misconduct. Black children are never given the benefit of the doubt.

Black kids can never be ‘kids’. Black people in general can never be ‘people’. Both for the same reason.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:11:43pm

re: #88 The Pie Overlord!

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August 12:
Lou Holtz Invokes D-Day Invasion to Demand College Football Play This Fall

Hall of Fame football coach Lou Holtz lamented on Tuesday the impending cancellation of the college football season due to the coronavirus pandemic, telling Fox News that the U.S. needs to “move on” from the crisis while comparing unpaid athletes to Allied soldiers who accepted “risks” and “casualties” by storming the beaches of Normandy during World War II.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:12:05pm

Princesse de Dumballe is up now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:13:00pm

This is exactly what Princesse de Lamballe said when she first met Louis and Marie

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austin_blue  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:18:46pm

re: #37 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

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Eyewall isn’t contracting. Little chance of an eyewall replacement cycle. She”ll come on full-bore to landfall.

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(((Archangel1)))  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:18:59pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:19:22pm

re: #101 sagehen

It will never not amaze me how many Catholics and Evangelicals have convinced themselves and each other that the core tenets of their faith is to obsess, at all costs, about two things that Jesus never once said a word about. And yet their “adherence to biblical values” requires them to vehemently oppose all the things their book quotes Jesus as advocating for over and over again.

That’s because they’re not really interested in the philosophy written there. They’re interested in its value as a holy text that can be used and cherry-picked to claim the power and authority to carry out anything they want to do.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:21:51pm

re: #102 retired cynic

My father HATED Lou Holtz. Not sure exactly why, but he would froth at the mouth at mention of him.

Hypocrisy most likely. He another “The Coach” who wraps himself in humble (and religion in his case) while he manipulated young men in a highly controlled organization geared towards his ego (and authority) and drive to generate “championships” regardless of the cost and ethics.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:24:21pm

Neighbor gave me a photo showing me that something does predate Spotted Lanternfly in this state.

(Bug photo behind spoiler)

Nom Nom Nom
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:25:26pm

re: #110 austin_blue

Eyewall isn’t contracting. Little chance of an eyewall replacement cycle. She”ll come on full-bore to landfall.

The MSNBC guy said it will be like a 30-mile wide tornado moving 30 or 40 miles inland.

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:27:02pm

re: #103 teleskiguy

Well, I’m in Twitter jail for 12 hours. For this.

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They’re calling this “targeted harassment.” I knew you’re not supposed to wish harm or death on someone, but Fucker and his KKK show…

Today sucks.

You need to say it like: “May his days be filled with the pain of not wearing a condom.”

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:30:17pm

re: #96 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

No one is qualified to judge another person the “real” ANYTHING. If someone called me “not a real Irishman”, I might just beat their face in.

might?

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thecommodore  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:30:35pm

Holy Mother of God!

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Belafon  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:30:44pm

re: #112 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

That’s because they’re not really interested in the philosophy written there. They’re interested in its value as a holy text that can be used and cherry-picked to claim the power and authority to carry out anything they want to do.

I’ve been working on various bumper-sticker quotes about observing the Bible. Some of them are:

Do you use the Bible to tell you how well you’ve done or how much more you have to do?
Do you use the Bible to hold yourself up as an example or to hold yourself accountable?
Do you use the Bible to justify your views or to question them?

120
Florida Panhandler  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:30:50pm

re: #90 Decatur Deb

A few congregations never complied, a few more went back to it when the rules were liberalized. More-medieval-than-thou types.

The ultra-Conservative wing of the Catholic Church are some of the strongest Trump supporters.

Never mind that the majority of Evangelical Christians also supporting Trump view Catholics as suspect at best and more likely to be polytheistic Mary-worshipping servants of Satan like I was taught growing up in a mainline right-wing Protestant sect.

The Catholics supporting Trump are fellow travelers of the hard right in this country who ironically will be in line into the detention camps just behind the Jews and homosexuals when the time comes.

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austin_blue  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:33:17pm

re: #115 Barefoot Grin

The MSNBC guy said it will be like a 30-mile wide tornado moving 30 or 40 miles inland.

Yup, and bringing 15-20’ of water with it on its east side. Brutal.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:35:02pm

Christchurch mosque shooter jailed ‘until his last gasp’
stuff.co.nz

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austin_blue  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:36:47pm

re: #122 Grunthos the Flatulent

Christchurch mosque shooter jailed ‘until his last gasp’
stuff.co.nz

“Life and a day”, as they say in Michigan. And they mean it. The body isn’t released until the next day.

124
mmmirele  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:37:45pm

Scott Adams of Dilbert fame claimed on Twitter that I watched a hoax video of Trump saying there were “very fine people on both sides.” I proceeded to block his pointy headed ass. Life is TOO FUCKING SHORT for that kind of QAnon garbage.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:39:16pm

From what I understand about the law, (and compared to legal birdman it’s close to nothing) if the mother really did drive her son to the protest with a loaded weapon she opened herself to a ton of criminal and civil penalties. The family can be sued for just about everything from any of the victims. Hope this is true. They deserve a world of pain.

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:40:25pm

re: #103 teleskiguy

Well, I’m in Twitter jail for 12 hours. For this.

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They’re calling this “targeted harassment.” I knew you’re not supposed to wish harm or death on someone, but Fucker and his KKK show…

Today sucks.

But @jack gives pass after to pass to people who go after me with racial slurs. @jackasshole will always come to the defense of right wing punks!

127
🌹UOJB!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:41:24pm

I just did a quick walk around my area of Koreatown to see if the post office boxes are back or unlocked.

Nope. They still gone…or locked…

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🌹UOJB!  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:43:03pm

re: #124 mmmirele

Scott Adams of Dilbert fame claimed on Twitter that I watched a hoax video of Trump saying there were “very fine people on both sides.” I proceeded to block his pointy headed ass. Life is TOO FUCKING SHORT for that kind of QAnon garbage.

Oh he blocked me years ago when he let his inner anti-Semitic Billy Graham Cracker ass slander George Soros.

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thecommodore  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:44:10pm
130
Pawn of the Oppressor  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:45:02pm

re: #100 Charles Johnson

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Except the Necromongers are better at governance than the Republican party. They at least have a sincere platform.

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cat-tikvah  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:45:52pm

re: #114 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I’ve deployed the sole of a shoe effectively.

132
plansbandc  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:46:12pm

re: #113 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Story Time!

My dad absolutely hated anything Notre Dame. I mean anything. I don’t know if he was any happier any time in his life than when CU beat Notre Dame to claim the national championship in football.

Anyway, just pure hate for Notre Dame.

During his memorial service, The Reverend told everyone to turn their cells off. (What a world we live in that in one of THE most conservative Episcopalian churches in Denver, the Rev had to tell people to turn off their cell phone for a memorial service.)

Anywho, right in the middle of the service, someone’s cell ringtone goes off.

Can you guess what the ringtone was? Yep, the Notre Dame fight song.

Hope I haven’t told you this one before, but if I did, it’s still pretty damn good. I don’t know what it meant, but I’ll tell you what it either pissed the hell out of my deceased father, or he had already reconciled his hatred and that was a sign. Either way, it was weird as hell.

133
cat-tikvah  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:48:07pm

re: #120 Florida Panhandler

Pastor Hagee (who has the ear of trump) and his now disavowed “Whore of Babylon” view of the Catholic Church.

134
thecommodore  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:48:22pm

WTAF? 538 is giving Trump a 30% chance of winning! They’re showing a tiny bounce for Biden after the Dem convention.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

135
sagehen  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:48:47pm

re: #119 Belafon

I’ve been working on various bumper-sticker quotes about observing the Bible. Some of them are:

Do you use the Bible to tell you how well you’ve done or how much more you have to do?
Do you use the Bible to hold yourself up as an example or to hold yourself accountable?
Do you use the Bible to justify your views or to question them?

Have you ever read your Bible, or do you just use it to thump people over the head with it?

136
FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:50:32pm

re: #131 cat-tikvah

I’ve deployed the sole of a shoe effectively.

My neighbor uses a spray bottle to knock them down and then finishes them with a flyswatter.

If I see them in my path while walking I attempt a quick squash attack in passing.

137
Citizen K  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:51:17pm

The NBA story seems to be moving exceptionally fast:

138
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:53:12pm

re: #137 Citizen K

The NBA story seems to be moving exceptionally fast:

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It’s a wildcat strike.

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jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:53:37pm
140
jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:56:34pm
141
Interesting Times  Aug 26, 2020 • 7:59:45pm

re: #140 jaunte

What’s a recent example of someone effectively smacking down a Gish Galloping debate opponent? The only one that comes to my mind is Joe Biden’s “that’s a bunch of malarkey” from 2012.

142
FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:01:32pm
143
Interesting Times  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:02:21pm
144
jaunte  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:06:57pm

re: #141 Interesting Times

I can’t think of one off the top of my head, sorry.

145
Hecuba's daughter  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:08:05pm

So Pence is as dishonest as Trump, but without the charisma, without the bluster, apparently without the infidelity, and without the disdain for pets.

146
GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:08:53pm

re: #143 Interesting Times

Even then, it won’t be anything genuine. So f em.

147
NetworkKed  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:10:36pm

So I stepped away for a bit and put the DVR on pause, then came back and caught up running at the x4 FF. Pence almost looked… human.

But then I noticed what he really reminded me of - an elderly Max Headroom, running on a slow computer.

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Interesting Times  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:11:00pm

re: #145 Hecuba’s daughter

So Pence is as dishonest as Trump, but without the charisma, without the bluster, apparently without the infidelity, and without the disdain for pets.

149
gocart mozart  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:17:16pm

re: #88 The Pie Overlord!

150
A Three Hour Tour  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:21:49pm

re: #104 The Pie Overlord!

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Move over, Sally Field!
New for the 2020 Fall Season:
It’s “THE LYING NUN!”

Coming soon to five religious digital subchannels and OAN!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:22:23pm

re: #144 jaunte

I can’t think of one off the top of my head, sorry.

Directly interrupting a Gish Gallop and demanding to go over the point again until it’s explained properly and supported.

Gish Gallops are surprisingly common in Christian apologetics (even complete amateurs), which is why so many counter-apologists will interrupt.

That gets “atheists are rude, mean, or militant” from Christians.

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Interesting Times  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:23:16pm

re: #148 Interesting Times

Actually, never mind - this is the description that wins all the internets:

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piratedan  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:23:43pm

re: #140 jaunte

and for those that are true believers, just because Pence is capable of lying doesn’t mean he’s capable of debate or convincing anyone. Now we may get 90 minutes of GOP boilerplate served up sans passion and facts, but that doesn’t mean that Harris is defenseless. She can take him down the path of policy and when people try to compare his trotting out of GOD+Trump=underpants gnomes and profit with what Harris is likely to use, well, for most with firing synapses, I believe that she will prevail… ymmv

154
Sherlock Hound  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:24:38pm

re: #147 NetworkKed

So I stepped away for a bit and put the DVR on pause, then came back and caught up running at the x4 FF. Pence almost looked… human.

But then I noticed what he really reminded me of - an elderly Max Headroom, running on a slow computer.

155
Rightwingconspirator  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:25:59pm

re: #134 thecommodore

WTAF? 538 is giving Trump a 30% chance of winning! They’re showing a tiny bounce for Biden after the Dem convention.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

Well considering how it turned out last time we can expect great caution from these guys. This kind of math is hard to convey it gets thick.

156
BeachDem  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:27:05pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Also, as Jen Rubin points out:

Many in the media insist on giving style points to first lady Melania Trump for her convention speech from the White House on Tuesday night rather than identifying her participation in a massive Hatch Act violation. It is of little consequence that she reads sympathetic comments about pandemic victims — a pandemic Trump now ignores and about which he shows no regret — if she does so illegally using the trappings of government power.

washingtonpost.com

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(((Archangel1)))  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:28:10pm
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sagehen  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:29:16pm

re: #143 Interesting Times

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This is real personal for the Bucks. How many of you remember the time Milwaukee PD beat the crap out of Sterling Brown, and tased him, over an infraction that really only justified a parking ticket?

And the rest of his team, and the other players… how many of them have sons who drive expensive cars? They’re dads, and they’re afraid.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:31:52pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:42:27pm

re: #154 Sherlock Hound

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Pence never stops talking because he is so vanilla and made of nothingness that people would forget he was there if he ever shup up.

Just look at him standing in the back at Trump “press conferences”. It’s like someone just propped up a department store dummy there and hung a suit on it.

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thecommodore  Aug 26, 2020 • 8:43:06pm

If Hugh Hewitt isn’t the most unserious commentator who pretends to be serious in America today, who is?

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JC1  Aug 26, 2020 • 9:20:07pm

re: #134 thecommodore

WTAF? 538 is giving Trump a 30% chance of winning! They’re showing a tiny bounce for Biden after the Dem convention.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

That’s mostly because the election is still over 2 months away. If the election was next week, Trump’s chances are under 10%. A lot can happen in the next 2 months. We haven’t had the debates yet, haven’t seen the October surprises, etc.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 27, 2020 • 5:18:37am

Jesus has a sword now.


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