It’s 0310, and I just checked in to see what condition our condition was in. Then I saw the newsfeed:

Kourtney Kardashian Claps Back at Claim Kim Kardashian Threw Shade With Bikini Photo
Kourtney Kardashian shut down a claim that Kim Kardashian was throwing shade by using a bikini photo of the pair with Khloe Kardashian as a birthday tribute.
By Gabrielle Chung Apr 18, 2024 7:29 PM

So I guess it’s too early to duck-and-cover.