re: #59 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

It was actually described without being named in the Biblical story. After the tenth plague, the Plague of the Firstborn, the Israelites fled Egypt. Pharaoh pursued with his army. After the crossing of the Red Sea, Pharaoh led his army directly into the lake bed without even stopping to think about what a capricious God would possibly have in mind after His people had crossed safely. Thus was born the eleventh plague, the Plague of Dumbass.

The terrifying thing is that’s more theologically sound than anything I’ve heard a TVChristian ever say.