re: #219 A Cranky One

Although there is talk that TFG wants to be jailed so he can act the martyr, I believe he’ll avoid it at all costs if it involves a night in jail.

Without access to orange makeup and with no hairspray to feed to the weasel on his head, there is no way he’d want to be photographed by the press gaggle after his release.

There’s also the processing he’ll go through to be checked in as well. Though I half-expect they’ll waive that and just lock him in a room.*

* - Though if he then strokes out there the Epstein conspiracies will look very small in comparison.