re: #47 Nojay UK

I wonder, who the hell looked at the central/western US and said to themselves, “Every spring and summer the sky reaches down to the ground and rips everything loose and throws it into the next timezone. Let’s build towns and cities here! Yay!”

To be fair, the chances of any particular location being razed to the ground by the finger of God are relatively low, as opposed to the shit people put up with in places where the ground can’t stay still or where God throws the Mother Of All Storms at you.