Watch Live: The First Presidential Debate, From Hofstra University

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Here we go, folks. The media have been telling us all day that Donald Trump is probably going to win as long as he refrains from stripping all his clothes off and speaking in tongues. And maybe even then, because he has “a low bar.”

Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think there should be a “low bar” from anyone who’s trying to be elected president of the United States. In any case, we’re about to find out how long Lester Holt can wait before whipping out the fake email scandal.

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752 comments
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austin_blue  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:49:55pm

And away we go!

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Big Beautiful Door  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:50:02pm

Email scandal will be the first question to Clinton.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:50:38pm
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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:51:01pm

Video also plays in the lower right-hand corner?
Neat.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:52:10pm
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Big Beautiful Door  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:52:28pm

Based on Trump’s usual rate of lying, the over/under on Trump lies tonight are about 15. I’m going for over.

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Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:52:47pm

re: #4 Varek Raith

Video also plays in the lower right-hand corner?
Neat.

Oh, yeah! That’s really cool! Thanks, Charles!

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Dr. Lexus  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:52:54pm

re: #4 Varek Raith

Gahh!! Not on my phone. The feature I’ve been asking for for years is here and I can’t enjoy it.
Noooooo!!!

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:16pm

Somewhere in the back, Lester is chewing his way through a bottle of Tums in preparation.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:17pm
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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:21pm

So, who or what triggers Trump first? Clinton, Holt, or the audience?

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allegro  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:31pm

re: #6 Big Beautiful Door

Based on Trump’s usual rate of lying, the over/under on Trump lies tonight are about 15. I’m going for over.

For the first segment or the whole thing?

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Interesting Times  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:47pm

Prince Georging is mugging like you’re an adorable little cherub who can charm people with how bad you’ve been.
….
Let’s call this Meflection: a Trumpian portmanteau of deflection and narcissistic reflection. It’s a move that has no content, and while it’s often offered after a question is asked, it should not be accepted as a response.

Then there’s Gobbing. When Ted Cruz asked Trump about his health care plan in one of the primary debates, Trump replied, “We are going to take those people, and those people are going to be serviced by doctors and hospitals. We’re gonna make great deals on it, but we’re not gonna let people die in the street.” “Call it what you want, people are not going to be dying in the streets,” he repeated, implying that under Cruz, they will.

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CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:53:48pm

I was just using Roku to bring up Bloomberg & NBC pre-debate live feeds. The punditry sucks massively—they’re entertainers, not journalists. I turned everything off and I’m just gonna sit back and watch you guys watch it.

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Skip Intro  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:54:01pm

re: #6 Big Beautiful Door

Based on trump’s usual rate of lying, the over/under on Trump lies tonight are about 15. I’m going for over.

Is that 15 unique lies or 15 lies repeated multiple times? If the latter put me down for 50+.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:54:09pm

re: #6 Big Beautiful Door

Based on Trump’s usual rate of lying, the over/under on Trump lies tonight are about 15. I’m going for over.

That rate was based on unchallenged speech. He’ll go over, way over. But will enough white people give a damn?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:54:26pm

re: #11 Varek Raith

So, who or what triggers Trump first? Clinton, Holt, or the audience?

if the audience is quiet he’ll be off his game, he needs that reaction.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:54:37pm
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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:55:29pm

I want to see Jill Stein storm the stage.

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BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:55:38pm

Cool—found Bloomberg on my cable, I’ll see how they fact check.

BTW—for the text impaired—is there a way to remove myself from a “group text” string? A friend started it and my freaking phone is going off every 3 seconds—I don’t care what those peeps think (I only care what you all think)

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:55:58pm

AH, the Children of the Corn!

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calochortus  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:56:21pm

Well, dinner is ready and I have to decide whether to ruin my digestion by watching the debate while eating. I’ll probably give in to the dark side and watch it. Catch you all later for intelligent commentary.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:56:27pm

Giuliani looking more like a goblin than ever.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:56:32pm

re: #20 BeachDem

Cool—found Bloomberg on my cable, I’ll see how they fact check.

BTW—for the text impaired—is there a way to remove myself from a “group text” string? A friend started it and my freaking phone is going off every 3 seconds—I don’t care what those peeps think (I only care what you all think)

Mute your phone?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:56:42pm

re: #21 Targetpractice

AH, the Children of the Corn!

They all walked in like they were at a fashion show catwalk.

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Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:57:11pm
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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:57:16pm

re: #16 Brian J.

That rate was based on unchallenged speech. He’ll go over, way over. But will enough white people give a damn?

The white vote went for Romney about 60/40 in 2012. That’s probably about how well Trump will do in that demographic this time around.

I just don’t see many white Obama voters suddenly seeing the virtues of racism as advocated by the Vulgar Talking Yam.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:57:19pm

Feed is stuttering

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:57:39pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

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Considering Trump has actual Hitler fanboys supporting him, that’s funny.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:12pm

It’s the quiet before the storm.
Too quiet…

:D

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:13pm

Impromptu ASMR video on the WaPo feed. :P

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SteelPH  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:16pm

re: #18 Charles Johnson

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I’m surprised the irony doesn’t make him explode or something.

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BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:18pm

re: #24 klys (maker of Silmarils)

Mute your phone?

But I want to see the texts from the HRC campaign, just not all this facebook-like bullshit from my friends.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:58:53pm

Whoever is talking in Lester’s ear is breaking up.
Oh, this is starting off well.

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Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:18pm
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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:19pm

Send in the clown!

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:26pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

I expect this is pretty typical for any media thing, but it’s just funny that they can’t mute the stream or something. TECHNOLOGY!

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Dr. Lexus  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:30pm

Wow, none of the big broadcasters are showing this on TV.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:39pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

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Yeah Hillary was so wrong to call them deplorable. She should have called them assholes.

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Big Beautiful Door  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:41pm

And the world holds its breathe to see if the rough beast, its hour come round at last, can be stopped.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:45pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

Whoever is talking in Lester’s ear is breaking up.
Oh, this is starting off well.

Live streaming is teh hard!

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 5:59:52pm

re: #34 Charles Johnson

The deplorables don’t actually like being called deplorable. Imagine that.

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Dr. Lexus  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:00:24pm

Sound is borked?

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:00:46pm

Live stream is borked.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:00:47pm

I’ve eaten a lot of hot dogs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:00:50pm

jeebus, who thought it would be great for Lester’s mic to be hot before anything actually starts.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:02pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

Tim & Eric?

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:25pm

I feel like I’m going to be sick. I’m fucking scared. I know Hillary should have this.

But this is a really strange occasion and the historical precedents in the early 20th century do not give me hope.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:27pm

re: #48 StephenMeansMe

Tim & Eric?

Great job!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:38pm

Breaking: Lester clears his throat!

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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:50pm

re: #20 BeachDem

Cool—found Bloomberg on my cable, I’ll see how they fact check.

BTW—for the text impaired—is there a way to remove myself from a “group text” string? A friend started it and my freaking phone is going off every 3 seconds—I don’t care what those peeps think (I only care what you all think)

No. You are fucked.

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Big Beautiful Door  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:55pm

29k karma; thanks targetpractice!

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:01:56pm

re: #41 Big Beautiful Door

And the world holds its breathe to see if the rough beast, its hour come round at last, can be stopped.

In which Donald J. Trump, aided and abetted by corrupt US media, seeks to channel millions of demons from Hell into the US electorate.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:08pm

Oh joy, Chuck Todd.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:09pm

re: #51 Backwoods_Sleuth

Breaking: Lester clears his throat!

Missed it. I haz a spinning wheel of death.

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BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:10pm

I’m taking one for the team by watching Bloomberg because I’m having to see Mark fucking Halperin. Eww

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:24pm

Bloomberg’s claiming that Trump’s focused. On what? No one knows. Speculating.

T minus 1:20

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:32pm

Chuck Todd is an asshole.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:02:39pm

re: #53 Big Beautiful Door

29k karma; thanks targetpractice!

*bows*

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:10pm

re: #49 Scottishdragon

I feel like I’m going to be sick. I’m fucking scared. I know Hillary should have this.

But this is a really strange occasion and the historical precedents in the early 20th century do not give me hope.

yeah i get nervous as hell before these things. Hopefully she does as good as I think she will.

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Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:16pm

Best wishes to all of you subjecting your brain cells to this travesty.

I’ll be here following along on LGF and Twitter, but sparing myself the sound of Cheetolini’s voice.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:16pm

Lester: We’re one minute away *coughs up another lung*

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Bensoner  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:17pm

re: #14 CuriousLurker

Watch on C-Span. Currently live streaming and it’s completely silent as they await the beginning of the debate.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:33pm

No joy. My system won’t play the embedded vid. Is anyone broadcasting this in ASCII animation?

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:43pm

Quiet, I wanna hear the grass grow.

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:44pm
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Jenner7  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:48pm

Trump’s children of the damned are there….

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CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:49pm

re: #64 Bensoner

Thanks!

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:51pm

I’m gone multimedia tonight. One computer is full screen of LGF live feed…not logged in. A second computer is logged in to join the comments. And my TV has sportsball.

I am not giving big media any love..well, except for sportsball.

And I’m already hating this NBC run-in. Uggh.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:03:55pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

He has pneumonia, also known as Clintonitis

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:03pm

And we’re on.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:12pm

and Lester clears his throat a THIRD time.
Can he make it through the night?
////////

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:12pm

Oh Christ Andrea Mitchell & Chuck Todd are Trump fluffers.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:22pm

And here…we…go.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:24pm

re: #65 Decatur Deb

No joy. My system won’t play the embedded vid. Is anyone broadcasting this in ASCII animation?

I thought that’s what LGF was.

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:37pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Oh Christ Andrea Mitchell & Chuck Todd are Trump fluffers.

Yep.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:04:53pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Oh Christ Andrea Mitchell & Chuck Todd are Trump fluffers.

not surprised in the least, and that’s a mental image I did not need.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:07pm

Audience is allowed to applaud for introductions

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:08pm

re: #74 The Vicious Babushka

Oh Christ Andrea Mitchell & Chuck Todd are Trump fluffers.

Fluffing a 70 yo man is a two person job.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:08pm

All joking aside, if I want to watch the apocalypse I can just step outside.

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:15pm

Very red. Power suit.

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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:20pm

I thought about watching, for like .4 seconds, but then I realized there’s a football game on, and Monday Night Raw, and the entire library of Netflix and Hulu. I’ll occasionally check online to see if anything ridiculous is said, but otherwise, I’m not going to watch, what little mental health I have left is too valuable.

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Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:37pm

Heh she upstaged him on the handshake

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:51pm

re: #82 Scottishdragon

She has a red suit, he has a blue tie? Color-blind partisan voters are going to be very confused. /

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:54pm

re: #81 klys (maker of Silmarils)

All joking aside, if I want to watch the apocalypse I can just step outside.

We got front-row seats to the end of the world.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:57pm

Did he just touch her behind?

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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:05:58pm

Can’t see a live stream, or even a dead one. I will have to follow commentary here.

Just got back from the vet in Scottsbluff; Felix Randomkitty is doing fine; she reduced his insulin shots from two to one a day.

Just got off the phone with my mother: For the first time in her life, she is going to watch a Presidential debate. She wants to see Hillary Clinton chew up and spit out Donald Trump like bad sushi.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:06:16pm
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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:06:30pm

Trumps eyes. That’s all I’ve got.

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:06:34pm

Holt had to stifle a laugh about saying the candidates will have policies to discuss. Trump? heh…

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:06:44pm

re: #86 Targetpractice

We got front-row seats to the end of the world.

I just watched the big jet do a retardant dump on the livestream.

It looks like a nice cloudy afternoon except for the part where those aren’t clouds.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:06:44pm

re: #86 Targetpractice

We got front-row seats to the end of the world.

I think I just suffered space dementia.

Clinton- Why are you a better choice than your opponent to create high-paying jobs? Wow, a straight question.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:01pm

That’s a pretty good start.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:06pm

Trump has on his serious itching monkey face.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:14pm

TRUMP’S FACE!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

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Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:24pm

He looks nervous and impatient

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:34pm

Trump just muttered

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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:42pm

I’m so biased, but Trumps body language is hahaha.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:50pm

re: #97 Great White Snark

15 minutes is like 14.49999 minutes too many for his attention span.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:57pm

OMG, Trump looks like he’s gonna explode.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:58pm
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Michael McBacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:07:59pm

Hmm. My stream must be lagging behind.

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VegasGolfer  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:09pm

He’s probably checking out the audience to see who’s a 10.

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:26pm

Hillary has a nice confident smile. Trump is grimacing and side-eyeing here.

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freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:29pm

re: #102 teleskiguy

I think that is supposed to be his serious look.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:31pm

Comrade Combover already looks like a kid who’s sitting through a church sermon.

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:48pm
Chat is disabled for this live stream.

Smart move, NBC.

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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:08:59pm

ugh, couldn’t help myself and hit play on the video above… is that Trump or an SNL cast member playing Trump?

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:01pm
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nines09  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:04pm

Trump is a school yard bully about to get his balls kicked up into his throat. And he knows it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:07pm

MEXICO!
CHYNA!
Jobs are fleeing our country!!!

CHYNA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:12pm

Donald is making faces like a bored kid.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:12pm

Same shit from Don.

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:18pm

re: #93 Brian J.

I think I just suffered space dementia.

Clinton- Why are you a better choice than your opponent to create high-paying jobs? Wow, a straight question.

The first question is not about the emails? That’s a big surprise.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:38pm

Our jobs are fleeing the country. Except for the sixteen million added since 2010.

And the coherence went down from there. He has a friend who’s building plants in Mexico.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:09:40pm

Trump’s “friend” who builds plants in Mexico.
Ford leaving to go to Mexico.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:04pm
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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:07pm

re: #114 Stanley Sea

Same shit from Don.

It’s all he knows. And he is negative.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:14pm

Right out of the gate and he’s already spinnin’ the bull.

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:16pm

re: #113 The Vicious Babushka

Donald is making faces like a bored kid.

Trump doesn’t like it when other people get to talk. Everything has to be all about him, 100% of the time.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:16pm

re: #117 Backwoods_Sleuth

His Mexican plant friend is really busy so you probably won’t meet him anytime soon, but he’s really successful and also pretty.

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Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:18pm

Come on bust him. Those jobs are staying, making trucks instead

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Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:23pm
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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:26pm

HES SNIFFING

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:29pm

damn, those nasal breaths.

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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:32pm

Plop! And the video and audio comes in. Thanks, CenturyLink.

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:33pm

Our jobs are going to Mexico and China. It’s a piggy bank? We’re losing jobs to Mexico and China?

Right off the bat it’s a fact-free diatribe.

Ford said that there aren’t jobs moving overseas.

Just opened the door to his own choice of having his clothing made in China and Mexico.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:45pm

Trump himself SAID jobs should leave Michigan

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:48pm

You want to stop people from being fired? Then you should come out for eliminating right-to-work laws, eh? Eh?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:50pm

Donald seems to have some kind of nasal respiratory problem.
Lots of loud sniffing.

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BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:10:55pm

OKn Bloomberg, start fact checking—trump’s talking and lying his ass off

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Jebediah, RBG  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:03pm

re: #14 CuriousLurker

Me too. I know my limitations.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:11pm

re: #128 lawhawk

I really really hope that Hillary points out that a middle-class-and-rising Mexico is REALLY GOOD for us.

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b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:11pm

Donald’s non-shouting voice is a drone.

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:29pm

SNORK

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:30pm

re: #135 b.d.

He’s going for Mike “Buzzing iPhone” Pence voice.

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b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:30pm

re: #131 Backwoods_Sleuth

Donald seems to have some kind of nasal respiratory problem.
Lots of loud sniffing.

He’s sick!

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Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:38pm

Mexico, China, a “friend of his” losing jobs….
bithing and carping, but nothing but the usual xenophobic BS.

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:41pm

And Hillary is writing copious notes.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:44pm

STEALING.

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Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:45pm

“We have to trade with 95%”

Trump body language “oh shit”

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:46pm

re: #131 Backwoods_Sleuth

Donald seems to have some kind of nasal respiratory problem.
Lots of loud sniffing.

Maybe it’s pneumonia.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:11:48pm

“Trumped Up Trickle Down.” Not sure that phrase will be a goer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:06pm

oooh…she goes there about how donald got his start.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:12pm

re: #144 Brian J.

Lame, but probably effective versus Trump directly.

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Skip Intro  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:23pm

OK, I tried, but I’m done.

Just. Can’t Watch. Him.

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BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:28pm

He’s shooting death rays from his slitty eyes at her. Heh

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:30pm

point to Hillary, using a dig at Donald that has bearing on the question.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:36pm

Donald looks like he took a shitload of valium

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:40pm

“He started his business with $14 million borrowed from his father.” About Goddamn time Hillary contrasted her own experience with the guy born with a golden hakenkreuz in his mouth.

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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:42pm

Trumped Up Trickle Down. Ha!

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:12:55pm

Trumped Up Trickle Down. He’s not liking that. I bet that is his first snark.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:02pm

re: #150 The Vicious Babushka

Sniffing like he’s missing a mountain of cocaine.

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:04pm

He took the bait!

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:06pm

I put it on Bloomberg because I thought they would be fact checking??????

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:11pm

Are we sure he’s not just fighting to stay awake?

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:11pm

Ah, audio spike!

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:18pm

Holt’s already exceeded my expectation.

Donny says $14 million is a very small amount of money. Sure, sure.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:24pm

oh, Lester…good question.
And donald wants to talk about the “small loan” he got from his father…

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Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:25pm

re: #150 The Vicious Babushka

Donald looks like he took a shitload of valium

Thinking he took what Ben Carson takes.

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:30pm

Don has to start bragging. Listen to how fast he is talking now. That pissed him off.

163
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:32pm
164
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:36pm

SNIFF! DRINK!

165
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:40pm

re: #150 The Vicious Babushka

Donald looks like he took a shitload of valium

That’s probably the only way his campaign managers could prevent him from dropping his trousers to deal with the “tiny hands” issue once and for all.

166
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:45pm

Mexico has a VAT tax????

167
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:46pm

re: #156 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

I put it on Bloomberg because I thought they would be fact checking??????

yeah, I;ve seen none and the crap all over the screen is so distracting—leaving for cspan

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b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:13:49pm

SNIFF!

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:01pm

“very small loan”

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:11pm

Small loan from his father?

171
Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:16pm

Holy fuck. He’s a wreck.

172
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:18pm

He’s getting worked up. She’s got him by the balls already.

173
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:22pm

That sniffing is so pronounced that this could be his sick Nixon moment LOL.

174
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:32pm

Pretty sure Trump has ebolazikahanta virus.

175
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:32pm

“many many billions…” how many, DOnald?, exactly??

And yeh, he look like he did a fistful of downers

176
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:33pm

re: #168 b.d.

SNIFF!

He’s sick. SICK I TELL YOU!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:39pm

jeebus…stop with the sniffing.
And Lester is trying to get donald to answer the damned question and donald refuses.

178
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:45pm

“Why hasn’t she made the agreements better?”

Perhaps because she had nothing to do with the negotiation of NAFTA or the GATT rounds or TPP?

179
danhenry1  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:47pm

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

180
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:56pm

His olfactory is in overdrive. Did he do some rails of Medellin coke on his plane before the debate?

181
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:14:57pm

How do you bring them back??

182
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:01pm

oh, that little smile on Hillz face!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:12pm

Point to Lester holding Trump to answering the actual question.

184
Ubiq  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:18pm

Would someone please give Trump a bottle of Afrin?

185
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:33pm

Gish gallop gallops

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:35pm

re: #179 danhenry1

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

Podzol, I think.

187
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:36pm

re: #179 danhenry1

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

Sarah Palin Word Salad University.

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:37pm

How do you get the jobs back Donny?

Well, given that Donny had his clothes made overseas. And he’s talking about tariffs. Trade wars. Which make it tougher to make trade.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:38pm

She did exactly what we said she needed to do: Needle his ego and let him blow up.

190
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:39pm

He’s getting awfully worked up and literally sniffy. And he wants to stop companies from leaving by…?

191
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:49pm

re: #179 danhenry1

He said something about the Value Added Tax and how that’s completely different from our (say) sales taxes… it’s not really. Or that we don’t have duties and tariffs, or something. Babble babble MAGA.

192
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:52pm
193
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:15:55pm

Who told him to do that effing sniffing thing?

194
Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:00pm

re: #179 danhenry1

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

No.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:01pm

He’s pulling a Rubio with the water lol.

196
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:07pm

And he is getting pissed already. Hey Donny…she wasn’t president and had nothing to do with NAFTA directly.

Snorting like a bull.

197
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:15pm

re: #179 danhenry1

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

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EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:17pm

re: #189 Targetpractice

She did exactly what we said she needed to do: Needle his ego and let him blow up.

Was it the “Trumped Up Trickle Down” that did it?

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:19pm

Oh damn, Hillary has the shivs out.

200
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:24pm

Did she just stifle a giggle?

201
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:30pm

Donald hung by his own petard on the great recession….

202
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:32pm

re: #189 Targetpractice

She did exactly what we said she needed to do: Needle his ego and let him blow up.

And she really didn’t do much at all to do it. One phrase and one real answer.

Hillary points out that Donny rooted for the housing crisis.

Trumpy Dumpy tries and fails to interrupt.

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b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:32pm

Give that man a hanky!

204
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:46pm

re: #193 CuriousLurker

Who told him to do that effing sniffing thing?

I wonder if it’s a nervous tic.

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:49pm

“That’s called business by the way…”

Looks like he agreed that he rooted for the crisis.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:16:54pm

God damn…

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:06pm

re: #198 EPR-radar

Was it the “Trumped Up Trickle Down” that did it?

Nah, it was bringing up that Little Don had to get $14 million from his daddy to get a start. That he wasn’t “self-made,” as he always like to boast.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:10pm

re: #179 danhenry1

Does anyone out here understand anything Donald Trump is talking about?

NO typical

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Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:18pm
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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:21pm

Thanks for the video window coding Charles, this is a perfect occasion for it.

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HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:29pm

re: #205 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

“That’s called business by the way…”

Looks like he agreed that he rooted for the crisis.

Yeah I saw that.

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Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:40pm

Oooh, he looks like he’s getting pissed.

213
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:51pm

Good on Hillary - “back to failed poliicies”, etc…

And Donnt still looks he’s on drugs

214
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:52pm

She’s got him. Holy hell she has him already.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:17:54pm

Donald trying to interrupt and she won’t let him.

HA!

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:09pm

re: #207 Targetpractice

Nah, it was bringing up that Little Don had to get $14 million from his daddy to get a start. That he wasn’t “self-made,” as he always like to boast.

And he really didn’t rebut! Just said that he got a very little loan.

Hillary brings up the immense opportunity of green energy. New jobs and new economic activity from millions of new solar installations.

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Kragar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:13pm

15 minutes in, and Don has already lost.

218
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:13pm

Brutal, man, brutal.

219
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:14pm

I’m really glad the WaPo stream is doing full-window coverage of whoever’s speaking, because I want minimal Trump footage in my face, thank yooouuu

220
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:15pm

He looks angry. He is already loosing control of this.

221
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:17pm

re: #207 Targetpractice

Nah, it was bringing up that Little Don had to get $14 million from his daddy to get a start. That he wasn’t “self-made,” as he always like to boast.

If I could get $14 million in loans I could probably do pretty well too.

222
VegasGolfer  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:22pm

Woo hooo!
Countdown to the insults, come on donnie boy don’t let me down

223
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:25pm

His head will explode within the next 10 minutes. She’s cool as a cucumber. He’s such an asshole.

224
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:26pm

Points off Donny. Interrupting and then shake your head.

He is fucking up early. She can go in for a takedown. And there it is…his tax plan. Boom.

He’s going to blow up soon and let his anger and snark go full tilt.

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:35pm

He’s tilting already. “I never said that!”

This is going well so far…

226
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:38pm

He keeps giving us, or the camera a very angry look.

227
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:38pm
228
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:41pm

re: #212 Sionainn

Oooh, he looks like he’s getting pissed.

He looks like he’s chewing his tongue into hamburger meat. LOL

229
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:43pm

How many people outside the fever swamps got that veiled Solyndra reference?

230
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:44pm

The load-mouthed man keeps trying to shout over the woman. Great imagery to win female voters, Don.

231
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:48pm

Jesus, donald has no fucking clue about the solar industry.

232
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:18:53pm

re: #224 ObserverArt

His fans wants him to be arrogant.

233
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:19:04pm

Oh hell, that lie again.

Obama did not double the debt

234
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:19:08pm
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b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:19:13pm

“Semi-exact”

I like it.

//

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:19:23pm

“To be… semi-exact.” Wow, haha

237
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:19:34pm

Body language? She won already

238
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:00pm

The speaking order really screws Trump.

Hillary: “Here are some solutions.”
Trump: “We need solutions!”

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:11pm

re: #231 Backwoods_Sleuth

Jesus, donald has no fucking clue about the solar industry.

He vaguely remembered Solyndra, but couldn’t remember the name. Again, Hillary’s been “doing it” for 30 years.

And she’s not letting him interrupt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:13pm

She is killing him.

241
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:18pm

re: #237 Great White Snark

Body language? She won already

Hillary Clinton has had thirty + years practice at this.

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:22pm

Trump’s fact free since the first utterance. Trump hasn’t gotten a single fact in this whole debate. He will bring back jobs.

If we’ll actually look at the facts, NAFTA created jobs. Ouch.

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:25pm

LOL

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:29pm

This is the difference between an experienced politician and an amateur. She’s staying cool while he’s getting worked up.

245
b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:33pm
246
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:51pm

Trump looks constipated.

Hillary looks cheerful and in control.

247
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:20:51pm

10 minutes in and he’s losing it. LOLOLOL

248
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:03pm

“I will bring back jobs, you can’t bring back jobs….”
Yeah, right, man…

249
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:07pm
250
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:15pm

Sound here just went from faint to good.

251
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:17pm

re: #244 Targetpractice

The only “worked up” Clinton is going to get, is holding back peals of hysterical laughter at the Cheeto buffoon.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:24pm
253
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:26pm

re: #245 b.d.

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And every time he’s been shut down. Incoherent yelling every time.

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:29pm

re: #229 Brian J.

How many people outside the fever swamps got that veiled Solyndra reference?

Young folks will not like him bagging on green energy.

Go Hills go…you got him worked up, just go with the facts now and let him implode.

255
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:33pm

Hey hey checking in to say hi from Steamboat Springs, Colorado!

Here for the pain train. Looks to me he’s already getting tight under the collar.

Gonna be a long one, beers at the ready.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:21:46pm

Trump has lost.

257
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:01pm

Trump can’t control his expressions while Clinton is talking. Hilarious.

Now we’ll see how the media spins this.

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:07pm

re: #245 b.d.

Yes, he has responded. How well and how on point it is, OTOH…

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:15pm

Oh wow!

260
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:23pm

Thank you Mr. Johnson for the little box on the lower right to see the debate whilst the commentary goes on here.

261
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:24pm
262
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:27pm

Hillz: I know you live in your own reality.

263
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:31pm

“You live in your own reality.” I pray 50% of Americans do not share it.

264
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:35pm

He’s coming off as a complete asshole, trying to interrupt her. That can’t be playing well

265
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:46pm

Trump is losing it already

266
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:48pm

She will not be bullied.

267
Sherlock Hound  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:48pm

NAFTA fight!

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:48pm

re: #232 freetoken

His fans wants him to be arrogant.

His fans are already going to vote for him. She is going after the fence sitters.

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:50pm

Trump needed to prove he could keep cool and avoid looking unstable. He totally failed in less than 10 minutes. The media will spin this as a “win,” but he’s fucked up mightily.

270
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:22:56pm

I am at a hockey game right now but I gather Trump is already taking a pummeling?

271
Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:01pm

She looks like she’s having a blast!

272
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:04pm

Donald getting really angry and losing control.

273
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:05pm

“You were for TPP until you heard I was against it??”

SRSLY, DOnald???

274
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:08pm

NOT!!! He sounds like a 3rd grader.

275
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:17pm

re: #264 KGxvi

I mean, that’s “macho” stuff to his fans, but maybe the undecideds will be swayed on his obvious boorishness. Finally.

276
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:24pm

My wife: That was a kick in the nuts.

“You live in your own reality… .”

277
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:35pm

Hillary literally wrote the book. Trumps’ reduced to screaming “YOU HAVE NO PLAN!”

278
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:46pm

She is owning him

279
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:23:53pm

Trump saying Clinton “has no plan”. Comedy gold.

280
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:07pm

Twice now the audience has chuckled over remarks she’s made to him. So much for “she can’t connect with voters.”

281
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:16pm
282
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:19pm

My God this is amateur hour with him.

283
b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:22pm
284
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:28pm

Donald, you are no Ronald Reagan

Okay wishful thinking

285
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:29pm

this is a bloodbath.

286
Tigger2  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:32pm

I guess Trump don’t know Obama’s not running.

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Kragar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:35pm
288
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:36pm

He apparently did. It was called “Let Hillary shut him down.”

289
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:43pm

BIGLY

BIGLY

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jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:45pm
291
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:51pm

If there were more smash cuts this would be a deliciously trashy episode of “The Apprentice.”

292
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:53pm

Any Mark Cuban sightings yet?

293
electrotek  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:54pm

He sure loves to say “tremendous” a lot.

294
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:24:55pm

Mercy rule!
/

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:04pm

re: #289 Smith25’s Liberal Thighs

“Big League,” but mushmouthed.

296
goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:04pm
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KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:08pm

re: #284 Great White Snark

Donald, you are no Ronald Reagan

Okay wishful thinking

I’d love for her to bust out a “Donald, I knew Ronald Reagan, and you, sir, are no Ronald Reagan.”

298
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:14pm

He is such a fucking child and she is owning him, hard.

299
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:16pm

And how would we see your nonexistent plan, Donny?

300
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:22pm

re: #294 Varek Raith

Mercy rule!
/

NO
Fuck him

301
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:23pm

Trump is already reduced to shouting his talking points.

302
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:25pm

He’s getting pissed and she’s smiling. It’s the Benghazi hearing all over again.

303
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:25pm

Hillary has raised a responsible daughter and cowered Bill. She knows how to handle Trump.

304
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:25pm

Sorry all you rational folk out there, but people most of the time make decisions on emotions.

This is why Drumpfskind knows that his blustering works.

305
CuriousLurker  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:36pm

LOLOLOLOL

306
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:43pm

This is a blowout.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:46pm

re: #284 Great White Snark

Donald, you are no Ronald Reagan

Okay wishful thinking

Not a great idea to compare his tax plans with Reagan; well, except with the wingers who fondly recall what they think happened but didn’t.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:52pm
309
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:54pm

ISIS!!!!

Gen Douglas McArthur!

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:55pm

He is fighting with Les now.

311
danarchy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:55pm

Lester has already lost control.

312
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:25:56pm

Wow. He has completely lost it.

313
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:03pm

re: #300 Great White Snark

NO
Fuck him

Hence the sarc tag.
:evilgrin:

314
Michael McBacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:10pm

Donny thinks he’s hosting the debate. SMH.

315
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:20pm

What the hell was this?????

316
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:25pm

Fact checker on her Website in real time.

Good thing Mrs. Clinton’s IT people are doing what the press should do… .

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:26pm

LOOK AT HER WEBSITE

LOL

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A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:26pm

oh god this is amazing

“your entire adult life”

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:27pm

Fighting IS all her life? IS was established in 1999. Hardly all her life.

320
Poligeek  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:32pm

Omg, he’s losing his fucking mind.. this is hilarious.

321
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:35pm

Immediate shift from taxes to ISIS???

OK: point(s) Hillary

322
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:40pm
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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:42pm

26 minutes.

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Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:54pm

MELT DOWN

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Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:56pm

“At least I have a plan to fight ISIS!”

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MsJ  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:57pm

Complete non-sequitur. Whiplash. A has nothing to do with B.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:26:59pm
328
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:04pm

Ronald Reagan’s tax cut changed us from the world’s biggest creditor nation to the world’s biggest debtor nation.

329
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:04pm

re: #300 Great White Snark

NO
Fuck him

Agree. NO country will give him mercy, especially not the Russians.

330
Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:08pm
331
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:14pm

Holy hell… this is… this is…

Fuck an eh.

332
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:19pm

Fifty years of ISIS? LOLOLOL🙀

333
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:22pm

Donald, I don’t think that General Douglas MacArthur has a thought at all on her website, since he’s been dead for several decades.

334
Sherlock Hound  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:36pm

“Go to our website and FIGHT ISIS!”

OK. Keep going, Donald. Go ahead and make a direct call to action…

335
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:38pm

Cutting taxes for the super rich isn’t really good for the rich, it’s really good for the middle class?! WHAT

336
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:49pm

re: #330 Charles Johnson

His fans want him to rage.

It’s their rage.

They rage.

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klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:50pm
338
b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:54pm

Hillary is just getting calmer and calmer and calmer.

339
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:54pm

“Bigly” has that become an actual word now? I figured that was just a parody of his, let’s say, poor mastery of the English language…

Also, the blathering about ‘regulations’ by Trump is precisely the sort of things a lot of low-information folks tend to believe already, he might actually be scoring more points there —-

Ooookay, that ISIS bit is going to make him look like an utter idiot to even the most low-information demographic imaginable. Never mind me, can’t even type to keep up with this pace :)

340
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:27:55pm

re: #334 Sherlock Hound

Hey, he’s got the keyboard warrior demo on LOCK.

341
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:02pm

Five trillion dollars!

342
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:15pm

re: #322 Lidane

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I was wondering the same thing. I really do.

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Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:15pm
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Jenner7  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:20pm

Oh my god, this is a trainwreck.

345
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:20pm

So companies are leaving our country to get their money from overseas. Money that they made from overseas operations.

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:22pm

re: #337 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Haha, the internet is forever.

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freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:31pm

I expect Luntz’s focus group will say Drumpfksind wins.

348
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:31pm

Boom goes the…

349
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:43pm
350
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:44pm

Donny, they’re not laughing with you anymore.

351
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:28:47pm

Hillz: Just join the debate by saying crazy things.

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!

352
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:02pm

re: #347 freetoken

I expect Luntz’s focus group will say Drumpfksind wins.

“She was too mean!”

353
Mike Lamb  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:02pm

This is bazaar.

354
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:06pm

Donald Trump in charge of pulling numbers out of thin air.

355
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:06pm

My 16 year old is watching the debate. He said “You know what’s great? When Donald Trump brings his temper tantrum persona.”

356
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:19pm

“Why not?”
“Yes, why not.”

357
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:19pm

“Let’s start the clock again, Lester.” Yes, Hillary can do everyone’s job better than they can, probably including the HVAC maintenance and sound checks.

358
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:30pm

Trump is delusional when he says that Republicans and Democrats will work together on taxes with a little bit of leadership.

359
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:40pm
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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:40pm

re: #304 freetoken

Sorry all you rational folk out there, but people most of the time make decisions on emotions.

This is why Drumpfskind knows that his blustering works.

I hope not over 50% of this county is irrational.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:42pm

re: #356 StephenMeansMe

“Why not?”
“Yes, why not.”

With a big, feces-eating smile.

362
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:45pm

Oh shit…the Trump loophole for his own family….

363
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:45pm

Yep _ Hillary “blamed for everything”? - absolutely right.
And absolutely BA, as the audience recognizes…

364
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:49pm

You know he just wants to scream, “You’re fired!”
She is playing him like a ukelele. She seems to be having a good time, and he looks like he’s ready to gargle razor blades

365
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:53pm
366
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:29:58pm

re: #341 Snarknado!

Five trillion dollars!

I happen to think….

367
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:08pm

Has she coughed or keeled over yet?

368
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:13pm

…wow.

“by tonight I might be blamed for absolutely anything”
“Hey, why not?”

Seriously? Okay, he is making an absolute ass of himself on TV now. Good.

369
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:16pm
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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:18pm

Trump Loophole. Ha!

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Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:21pm
372
Ziggy_TARDIS  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:33pm

re: #357 Brian J.

Hey, if we put Hillary into the Doctor’s Timestream, we get more Hillarys.

Just saying.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:30:48pm

It’s probably too historical, but she should have said that trickle-down got us into the housing crisis AND also the recession that her husband had to get us out of in the early 1990s.

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Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:06pm

Does he think the Secretary of State handles domestic (job) policy?

375
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:07pm

Tonight’s theme: Death by a thousand cuts.

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ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:08pm

re: #371 Lidane

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Oh wow, lovely display of competence there, for a national campaign. SMH.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:21pm

Here goes the Conspiracy theories.

378
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:31pm

Janet Yellen?

I can not stop laughing.

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:31pm

THE FED IS DOIN’ POLITICAL!!!!

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:36pm

I think Trump’s strategy is basically “HEY YOU AMURCA DO YOU FEEL LIKE LIFE SUCKS WELL IT’S TRUE AND IT’S HILLARY’S FAULT”

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:41pm

The Fed is doing political things

this Janet Yellen

OMG

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:41pm

I don’t even…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:43pm

TAX RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:44pm

Tax returns!!!

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Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:50pm

re: #369 Eclectic Cyborg

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I was thinking more along the line of the Simpsons:

Stop, stop he’s already dead

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Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:51pm

OMG. Every time he speaks. Just. Wow.

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:53pm

Tax returns!

388
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:56pm

Obama going off to play golf? Maybe legal golf. ON THE SUPREME COURT

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:31:59pm

We did raise interest rates in January, Donny. The market wobbled a bit but kept moving up. He’s accusing the Fed of not raising interest rates for political reasons.

Holt BRINGS UP THE TAX RETURNS!!

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Dr. Lexus  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:01pm

We’re in a bubble!!

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ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:23pm

DICK Trump is in the building.

I think he has done everything that history has shown to be bad in other debates.

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:27pm
393
VegasGolfer  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:32pm

Lester you just chocked

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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:47pm

Yay! Tax returns!

Point to Lester Holt.

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ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:32:48pm

“The fed is more political than… Secretary Clinton”

He obviously didn’t even know where he was taking that halfway through that comment.

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451_Montag  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:03pm

It looks like her hardest job is simply not pissing herself laughing

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Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:08pm

GO LESTER GO

GO LESTER GO

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:08pm

Taxes, Donald.

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Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:12pm

Does Trump realize that he’s on a half-screen and his hand movements are causing annoying shadows?

400
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:15pm
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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:19pm

re: #390 Dr. Lexus

We’re in a bubble!!

“ShadowStats tells me so!”

I’ve worked on mutlimillion dollar income tax returns. They’re really not that voluminous. Look at Hillary’s, for instance.

Holt announces that Donny’s perfectly free to release his tax returns at any time.

402
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:33pm

Back to the xenophobia - he made “$694M” - but “every other country rips us off….” SRSLY, Donald?

403
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:33pm

A lot of smart wealthy people know that (not you, Donald!)

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Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:42pm

I IZ AUDITED!!!!!!!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:49pm

33,000 emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:52pm

Trump’s just going word salad. Bigly.

We have a trade deficit. Whose fault is that? Businesses, not trade deals.

The IRS says you’re perfectly free to release while under audit.

Trump’s under constant audit because he’s probably playing games with his taxes at every utterance.

And there are the Trump supporters in the crowd.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:33:59pm

And Donny yells about the emails.

408
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:05pm

Audience problems.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:08pm

re: #403 BeachDem

Smart wealthy people who probably have fun sending him on snipe hunts and leave flaming bags of dog poop on his doorstep.

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Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:26pm

I’ve been audited for 15 years!

Geez.

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Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:29pm

How do you release a deleted email?

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The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:33pm

He get audited but others don’t, because his tax returns throw up red flags to the IRS

413
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:50pm

If you get audited every year for 15 years, maybe you should try FILING PROPER TAX RETURNS!

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Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:34:51pm

Don’t release your tax returns according to your lawyers…a tax return that the IRS already has a copy of?

415
Archangelus  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:02pm

She’s really trying not to laugh here!

416
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:04pm

Now he’s holding the tax returns hostage for the emails.

417
HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:05pm

She went there.

418
Michael McBacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:12pm

Obama golfs? OMG.

419
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:14pm

BAIT & SWITCH

420
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:16pm

Calling the fallacy. Good.

421
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:17pm

oh man the number of knives she has is epic.

422
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:20pm

He is such a total ass. And a liar. And full of shit.

She is killing it—no matter what the pundits say.

Ooooh—maybe he’s not as rich as he says he is=—BURN

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teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:26pm
424
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:35pm

OH HERE WE GO

425
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:36pm

What about the $5 million he promised when Obama released the Birth Certificate

426
HappyWarrior  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:51pm

That makes me smart.

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ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:52pm

re: #418 Michael McBacon

Obama golfs? OMG.

Looks a damn sight more elegant than Mr Cheetoh while doing it, too.

428
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:54pm

“That makes me smart”

Didn’t pay any income tax

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freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:35:55pm

Hillary finally scores.

430
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:00pm

“not as rich”? not as charitable? foreign banks?
Hillary’s whipped out the knife (a Bowie?)

431
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:03pm

Hillary calls out the bait and switch. “You gotta ask yourself: Why won’t he release his tax returns. Not as rich as he claims, not as charitable as he claims, cites his massive debts to Wall St. and foreign banks, no taxes paid in several years.”

“That makes me smart.” No Donny, that makes you give concession speeches, if there’s a God in heaven who doesn’t hate us.

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StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:20pm

“He paid no federal income tax!”
“that makes me smart” — spoken like a three year old who ate all the cookies

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:28pm

oh he did not!
Hillz: he had returns that showed no taxes paid that he released to get his casinos
Trump: That was smart.

YIKES!

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Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:34pm

I didn’t pay tax, that makes me smart.

No it doesn’t Donald.

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Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:36pm

re: #430 Jay C

“not as rich”? not as charitable? foreign banks?
Hillary’s whipped out the knife (a Bowie?)

Obligatory:

That’s not a knife

436
Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:41pm

Boom! Oh, she is hitting him hard!

437
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:36:42pm

He’s shitting enough bricks to build the Great Mexico Wall

438
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:05pm

She is killing him.

439
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:10pm

Media headline: “Hillary dodges question on emails!”

440
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:13pm

Hillary’s political ad people are probably stumbling around with rock hard erections after all this nonsense.

441
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:25pm

The server WAS NOT ILLEGAL!

442
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:28pm

Has Trump mentioned the Clinton Foundation yet?

443
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:38pm

Donald Trump uses the Al Capone defense of federal tax evasion.

444
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:45pm

re: #430 Jay C

“not as rich”? not as charitable? foreign banks?
Hillary’s whipped out the knife (a Bowie?)

No. A stiletto. A razor-fucking-sharp one.

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Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:46pm

“That was more than a mistake.” Weak, weak response.

And if “you don’t learn that much from tax returns,” why don’t you release them, Donny?

446
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:51pm

He is spitting his words out now.

447
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:56pm

Well, taking responsibility wasn’t something he saw coming :D

448
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:57pm

TAX EVASION MAKES ME SMART!

449
I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:37:59pm

Trump is short of breath. Why? is he ill?

450
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:04pm
451
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:05pm

re: #442 Eclectic Cyborg

Has Trump mentioned the Clinton Foundation yet?

Not yet.

“$650 million is not a lot of money.” Oh, really.

452
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:12pm

re: #440 StephenMeansMe

Hillary’s political ad people are probably stumbling around with rock hard erections after all this nonsense.

“New scandal at Clinton campaign as ad people engage in orgy to release sexual excitement.”

453
Ziggy_TARDIS  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:14pm

re: #440 StephenMeansMe

Part of me says, TMI.

Another part says LOL.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:20pm

He’s on the ropes. All he is doing now is defending his ego.

455
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:31pm

Apparently my feed is about twenty seconds behind y’all.

456
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:35pm

“Braggodocious.”

Actually, I’ll give him a point for that.

457
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:36pm

Hasn’t Don pleaded the 5th in several of his thousands of lawsuits? Or did he just flat out lie?

(A friend of mine has a neighbor who worked for Donald for 10 years and said the man never told the truth—not once.)

458
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:38pm

Trump is hyperventilating.

459
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:45pm

He can’t keep the country’s amount of debt straight. The number keeps changing.

460
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:46pm

“There’s no problem with my leverage, believe me.”

461
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:52pm

WTH is this even? Wow.

462
Charles Johnson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:53pm
463
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:56pm

My 13-year-old is laughing out loud at Donald’s blustering. If she can see through it, anyone can see through it.

464
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:57pm

“I’m extremely under-leveraged”????

Why? Because no one will lend to him?

Oh, “third-worl;d airports” again??

465
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:38:59pm

“Not in a braggadocious way.”

No, a supercalafragile-istic extra braggadocious way.

466
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:00pm

He is wandering like his campaign speeches.

467
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:02pm

He’s getting lost in numbers about his businesses and buildings, going off in the weeds here.

468
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:12pm
469
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:30pm

Dude, if you had an idea about money, you’d demonstrate it by showing us your tax returns.

I’ve never been in China, but I’d be surprised if its airports were that great. (Although I’ve been at National Airport, and it was like landing in someone’s basement.)

470
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:34pm

Oh even he seems to be realising (somewhat, that is) that the ego-trip wasn’t exactly appealing.

471
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:39:41pm

“According to a report… [an eternity] … that I just saw.”

472
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:03pm

And where did all that debt come from Mr. Trump? Oh yeah, massive military and a couple of wars that the rich didn’t pay taxes to support.

473
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:07pm

“My income taxes would have been squandered!” Yeah, not a good defense.

474
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:09pm

She’s owning him tonight - a matador waving a red pantsuit in front of a bullshitter.

475
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:11pm

I think a lot of us are going to be surprised to find that he has won (according to the extreme right).

476
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:29pm

re: #472 Anymouse

[trump]THAT’S WHY WE SHOULDA TOOK DA OIL[/trump]

477
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:40:44pm

re: #474 Whack-A-Mole

She’s owning him tonight - a matador waving a red pantsuit in front of a bullshitter.

Ha! This should be tweeted.

478
Bill and Opus for 2016!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:00pm

I wonder how many ghost accounts Donald Trump has with Wells Fargo. They seem to be really good at making money mysteriously disappear.

479
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:03pm

She baited him right into the business talk. Now she can stick more knives in.

480
Michael McBacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:06pm

[Trump]You don’t learn that much from tax returns.[/Trump]

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:06pm

re: #464 Jay C

“I’m extremely under-leveraged”????

Why? Because no one will lend to him?

Oh, “third-worl;d airports” again??

Small hands.
Sad.

482
b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:08pm

He admitted stiffing the guy

483
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:19pm

Oh my god. Shitting on the representative for his workers / the working class.

484
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:20pm

re: #477 Eclectic Cyborg

Go for it. I don’t do the tweets.

485
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:21pm

Fifty more minutes of this, folks!

486
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:21pm

But honestly, I can’t see a need for more debates. He’s done.

487
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:28pm

Trump stiffing his contractors. Burn!

488
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:30pm

re: #469 Brian J.

Dude, if you had an idea about money, you’d demonstrate it by showing us your tax returns.

I’ve never been in China, but I’d be surprised if its airports were that great. (Although I’ve been at National Airport, and it was like landing in someone’s basement.)

Been there in the last 10 years or so? They rebuilt it, bigly, and it’s really nice now.

489
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:45pm

Oooh, cheated workers… . We have an architect in the audience you stiffed… .

490
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:46pm
491
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:41:55pm
492
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:05pm

The architect said Donald was not dissatisfied with his work, he just didn’t feel like paying.

493
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:06pm

Expect Comrade Combover to start looking for excuses for why he won’t be participating in any more debates after tonight.

494
Ubiq  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:09pm

Yes, Donald Trump, you absolutely claimed you would try to bargain down the national debt.

495
Shiplord Kirel  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:13pm

This is better than I thought! Trump is a gibbering fool and he looks terrible: beady-eyed, with a dead ferret on his forehead.

496
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:24pm

re: #488 ipsos

Been there in the last 10 years or so? They rebuilt it, bigly, and it’s really nice now.

No, this was back in the ’90s.

Donny, I’m reasonably sure you didn’t build real estate.

497
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:27pm

re: #493 Targetpractice

His fee fees are hurting so hard.

498
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:27pm

“I fucked those people over and i’m not sorry”

499
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:30pm

Why the down ding, anon?

500
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:38pm

re: #463 ipsos

My 13-year-old is laughing out loud at Donald’s blustering. If she can see through it, anyone can see through it.

Sure thing…every person 12 and above would understand it.

Problem is our country has a ton of terrible 2-year olds and one of them is onstage tonight selling to the others in our country.

501
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:42:42pm

benefit of the bargain, that’s pretty much the fundamental basis of the entire capitalist system

502
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:06pm

He’s been triggered bad.
Good thing there are safe places near by.

503
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:11pm

re: #491 teleskiguy

Jaclyn Glenn is first class with snark on her YouTube channel.

504
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:12pm
505
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:16pm

“My obligation right now is to do well for myself.”

If that’s not part of an ad by the day after tomorrow, Hillary’s whole campaign needs to be fired.

506
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:18pm

oh…he’s bragging on the Old Post Office that isn’t finished yet.

507
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:21pm

And there’s the free ad for the hotel!

508
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:29pm

re: #502 Varek Raith

How many puppies and Play-Doh jars are in the green room?

509
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:35pm

Back to bragging on his property.

510
Schroedinger's Dog  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:39pm

Did Donald sniff some coke before the debate?

511
goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:39pm
512
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:39pm

SNIFF SNIFF

513
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:40pm

Is he crying? He’s sniffing like a beaten bully.

514
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:40pm

He’s buying products for our military? What?

515
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:44pm

And we know your hotel came in under budget how?

516
Ziggy_TARDIS  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:51pm

re: #486 Barefoot Grin

I disagree.

He threatened Hispanics, and he threatened a community that I am a part of, and that has largely accepted me when many people left me outcast, the Muslim Americans. Him and his putrid, pathetic, barely human horde have threatened millions of Americans.

They need to be pounded into oblivion.

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goddamnedfrank  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:43:59pm

re: #510 Schroedinger’s Dog

Did Donald sniff some coke before the debate?

Yes.

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ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:13pm

re: #504 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Au contraire. This guy’s a meal ticket. Just make sure he pays in advance and you’ll __never__ be short of hours to bill anymore. ;)

519
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:17pm

Race. Oh shit.

520
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:19pm

Hasn;t his whole DC property under budget ahead of schedule bullshit already been massively debunked?

Oh no—now we’re going to race. I don’t know if I can take this.

521
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:23pm

Gibbering about his DC hotel? OK, seriously deflecting now…

Oh, Holt brings up race…

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Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:24pm

re: #511 goddamnedfrank

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Seriously.
This is just….amazing.

523
Michael McBacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:45pm

Okay, how do I embed the gold Trump font?

524
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:45pm

Race. Oh this ought to be good.

525
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:46pm

That’s a total coke sniff. Wow. I really think he did some.

526
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:49pm

Just plugging a local infrastructure body, Sound Transit in Western Washington State, who consistently come in ahead of schedule and under budget, with beautiful (and I mean that) light rail.

527
A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:44:54pm

re: #499 Scottishdragon

Why the down ding, anon?

Gotta be an accident, I updinged to compensate :-)

528
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:14pm

re: #510 Schroedinger’s Dog

Did Donald sniff some coke before the debate?

529
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:18pm
530
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:23pm

Went and started a load of laundry. Has Trump died of an aneurysm yet?

531
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:45pm

re: #525 Blizard

That’s a total coke sniff. Wow. I really think he did some.

Oh that would be incredible (not that I wish ill on Mr. Trump) if he suddenly exploded in a nosebleed.

532
Kragar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:55pm
533
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:45:58pm

I’m ready for Clinton to compassionately obliterate Trump, but also pre-cringing for some alt-right talking points from Trump via Bannon, Jones, Twitter…

534
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:03pm

re: #523 Michael McBacon

Okay, how do I embed the gold Trump font?

wingnut font, large font, and color golden rod, hover over the question mark below the comment box

535
Schroedinger's Dog  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:03pm

Donald is spending too much time explaining

536
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:08pm

re: #530 Lidane

Went and started a load of laundry. Has Trump died of an aneurysm yet?

No, but if you have a 4K TV, you can see the veins bulging on his forehead by now.

537
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:10pm

In the interest of fairness, I do think Trump’s makeup-and-spackle team outdid itself tonight. His facial tone could almost pass for human.

538
Jay C  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:18pm

SO far, the debate seems to me to be the same as it’s been most of the season…

The President Of The United States beating down an incompetent challenger….

Madame President, that is…

539
lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:46:39pm

Third world airports. Yeah, you’re comparing airports built from scratch by authoritarian regimes in the UAE, Qatar, or China to upgrading and modernizing airports in the US (which are being upgraded as we speak - LGA is currently undergoing a $4 billion upgrade/modernization. EWR is also getting a major makeover. JFK too. All around the nation, airports are getting updated).

540
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:00pm

Gotta say I’m sorry she included the Charlotte incident, police shooting where it does look like he had a gun.

Edited for accuracy

541
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:02pm
542
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:04pm

Hillary’s outlining a very complex problem with race and police shootings.

And Donny thinks he’s George Wallace and that “law and order” will prevail.

543
Schroedinger's Dog  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:12pm

Law and Order DUNH DUNH

544
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:22pm

WE NEEDZ TEH LAW AN’ ORDER!!!!!!!!

545
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:31pm

re: #539 lawhawk

San Diego airport has been undergoing a renovation for several years. It’s kind of nice now.

546
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:33pm
547
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:34pm
548
Dr. Lexus  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:35pm

“The drip is the best part.” - DT

549
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:40pm

WHERE I HAVE INVESTMENTS

550
steve_davis  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:42pm

re: #449 I Would Prefer Not To

Trump is short of breath. Why? is he ill?

when my students are short of breath talking to me, it’s because they’re lying and their throats are stressed.

551
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:48pm

re: #542 Brian J.

Work with police -> Law
Address gun violence -> Order

Hope she explains that to him, as to a two-year old.

552
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:49pm

She doesn’t want to use two words: LAW and ORDER.
Says he just today got the endorsement of the FOP (liar).
Hispanics live in hell.
Chicago has had THOUSANDS of shootings since January 1.

What an asshole.

553
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:47:54pm

re: #493 Targetpractice

Expect Comrade Combover to start looking for excuses for why he won’t be participating in any more debates after tonight.

His handlers may be begging him to give them up. They can’t control him from being an ass.

General thought: There are going to be plenty of people that will buy his bullshit. That is a given. I think she is shooting for the higher goal of getting those in doubt, not decided and maybe looking to not support Trump.

You can’t worry about those you can’t get.

554
A wild WITHAK appeared!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:01pm

LAWR N ORDURR

555
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:10pm
556
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:16pm

Law….
and order.

He likes it because it’s easy
to remember.

557
Ubiq  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:27pm
558
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:32pm

re: #545 freetoken

San Diego airport has been undergoing a renovation for several years. It’s kind of nice now.

The Las Vegas airport, OTOH, is a gigantic shitpile of failure and horrible design. Easily the worst airport I’ve ever been in.

559
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:35pm

Chicago has a lot of gun violence. It’s also a freakin’ big city. It probably means something that all the talking points are in absolute numbers.

560
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:45pm

GANGS ARE ROAMING OUR STREETS!
AND MOST OF THEM ARE ILL EAGLES!

561
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:45pm

THOUSANDS

562
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:46pm

ROVING BANDS OF ILL EAGLES!1!!!

563
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:50pm

re: #540 Great White Snark

Gotta say I’m sorry she included the Charlotte incident, where it does look like he had a gun.

Legally carrying a gun is not a capital crime.

Homicides in Chicago under George W. Bush: 4,260 (well, 1/1/01- 12/31/08)
Homicides in Chicago under Obama: supposedly “almost 4,000”

564
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:48:54pm

GUN GRABBIN’ from the “urban unrest” (i.e. brown people)

565
Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:04pm

re: #530 Lidane

Went and started a load of laundry. Has Trump died of an aneurysm yet?

He sounds incredibly short of breath. I’m waiting for him to keel over.

566
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:17pm

THANK YOU LESTER

567
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:19pm

Wow. Trump just lied about Stop and Frisk LOL.

568
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:22pm

“Law and Order” really is a positive campaign method for Drumpfskind. It’s the call that goes out to his faithful.

569
EPR-radar  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:22pm

4000 shootings in 7+ years is much less than 1000 per year.

570
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:24pm

re: #540 Great White Snark

Gotta say I’m sorry she included the Charlotte incident, police shooting where it does look like he had a gun.

Edited for accuracy

I was unaware that carrying was illegal and grounds for execution in NC. Must happen a lot to white guys all the time. I wonder why I never hear about it.

571
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:26pm

Houston lawyers are randomly shooting people driving in the street.

572
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:29pm

LAWNODOUR!!!!!!

573
Schroedinger's Dog  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:33pm

I think Trump sounds like a bad Christopher Walken impression

574
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:41pm

lol, donald just said that Lester is wrong to say that stop and frisk was found to be unconstitutional.

575
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:45pm

Holt fact checks Trump, who manages to both lie and not sound like he knows what he’s doing.

Lester Holt, meet Candy Crowley. You’re about to have something very unpleasant in common. I’m sorry to say.

576
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:49:51pm

“We have to take the guns away from people that are bad people…” where is the NRA when you need them?

577
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:00pm

“A very against police judge”

I is teh smart!

578
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:01pm

“A very against police judge.”

579
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:01pm

A very against police judge

580
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:07pm
581
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:11pm

Stumbling on Stop and Frisk.

582
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:12pm
583
Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:16pm

re: #569 EPR-radar

4000 shootings in 7+ years is much less than 1000 per year.

Not if you use Trump math.

584
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:20pm

“I have property there.”

585
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:20pm
586
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:22pm

re: #576 Snarknado!

It’s amazing how he literally makes the most extreme caricatured gun safety arguments.

587
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:23pm

But he has the best words lololololol

588
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:27pm

Does Donald think that only black and Hispanic people live in cities?

Oh, stop and frisk, you fucking asshole. Oh now Donald’s arguing that the supreme court was wrong—I just truly don’t understand how anyone with a single functioning brain cell can consider voting for this gigantic pile of excrement.

And I;m sick of hearing wha properties he owns in various cities—who gives a flying fuck?

589
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:32pm

re: #558 Lidane

The Las Vegas airport, OTOH, is a gigantic shitpile of failure and horrible design. Easily the worst airport I’ve ever been in.

Vegas? I fly through there annually for a convention. It’s the only airport I ever go to where I can depend on my bags being on the carousel before I even get down the escalator.

590
allegro  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:37pm

Babbling fool.

591
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:45pm

“Who was a, eh, a very against police judge” “these are people that are bad people”

Not my native language at all but what’s that? Fifth grade-ish level?

edit g’ah never mind, seems my stream is quite a bit behind.

592
Kaessa  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:48pm

He sounds like he’s having a hard time breathing, let alone formulating a coherent thought.

593
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:50pm

Mentions his property again

594
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:50:53pm

“Five police officers were killed very violently.” As opposed to being nonviolently killed?

595
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:04pm

re: #570 klys (maker of Silmarils)

I was unaware that carrying was illegal and grounds for execution in NC. Must happen a lot to white guys all the time. I wonder why I never hear about it.

Okay good point but that false narrative that he had a book not a gun is a problem.

596
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:06pm

Puffing. Is he going to be able to stand for 90 minutes?

597
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:06pm
598
scottslemmons  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:22pm

Trump: “Not paying taxes makes me smart!”
(Kevin Costner, Sean Connery, Andy Garcia, and Charles Martin Smith appear)

599
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:25pm

My 16 year old’s summary of the debate so far:

Holt: Secretary Clinton, what is your position?
Clinton: Well, here’s a detailed description of my plan. I’ve been -
Trump: She doesn’t -
Clinton: Wait your turn. I’ve been thinking about the problem for a while.

600
austin_blue  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:28pm

He makes Sarah Palin sound glib.

601
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:36pm

This is straight alt-right sentiment. “Inner cities are actual hell”, to be followed on Stormfront forums with “those brown people can’t handle civilization”

602
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:46pm
603
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:51:48pm

re: #584 Barefoot Grin

“I have property there.”

But really—-“My creditors hold the paper on property there”

604
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:08pm

Thank you, Hillary! I can tell the difference between black neighborhoods in my town and Hell, and it’s time for someone to speak up for them.

605
Blizard  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:15pm

Audibly sighing. What a brat.

606
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:28pm

re: #602 The Vicious Babushka

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Let’s face it that’s a nice bit of red meat for his core audience…

607
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:35pm

re: #600 austin_blue

He makes Sarah Palin sound glib.

He makes Palin sound well informed.

608
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:41pm

re: #589 ipsos

Vegas? I fly through there annually for a convention. It’s the only airport I ever go to where I can depend on my bags being on the carousel before I even get down the escalator.

I’ve never checked luggage for Las Vegas, but I don’t have anything bad to say about it. Except it’s too damn hot in August, they should do something about that.

/

609
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:52:51pm

Systemic Racism.
Hillz isn’t afraid to say THOSE two words.

610
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:29pm
611
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:41pm

She’s really transitioning smoothly between different themes. Strengthen the justice system, but also end for-profit prisons and systemic racism.

612
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:42pm

re: #608 Snarknado!

I’ve never checked luggage for Las Vegas, but I don’t have anything bad to say about it. Except it’s too damn hot in August, they should do something about that.

/

Yeah! I mean, who put a stupid desert outside the city???
/

613
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:42pm

Hillary is using this debate to make an appeal to fence-sitters.
Trump is just continuing to feed red meat to his supporters.

614
MsJ  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:46pm
615
calochortus  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:48pm

Hmm, Freepers are now starting to worry about how incredibly unfair Lester Holt is as moderator. Even they must be aware Trump isn’t doing well.

616
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:49pm
617
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:53pm

You know what? Clinton seemed a bit smug at the start of the debate but this is going more into righteous fury territory. Good.

618
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:53pm

She’s coherent and controlled, he’s right close to word salad.

619
Joe Bacon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:53:56pm

Folks, I just got home. Was riding the Metro so I haven’t heard any of the debate until right now.

I’m hoping my prediction came true that Hillary would put Trump in the meat grinder.

Damn it’s 105 in my apartment here in the Koreatown section of LA. I got to get some ice water right now…

620
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:54:15pm

re: #616 klys (maker of Silmarils)

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Welcome to the Streisand Effect, Donnie!

621
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:54:47pm

re: #619 Joe Bacon

Folks, I just got home. Was riding the Metro so I haven’t heard any of the debate until right now.

I’m hoping my prediction came true that Hillary would put Trump in the meat grinder.

Damn it’s 105 in my apartment here in the Koreatown section of LA. I got to get some ice water right now…

So far, I think that’s about how this is going, but will the majority of the country agree?

622
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:54:50pm

re: #573 Schroedinger’s Dog

I think Trump sounds like a bad Christopher Walken impression

a bad impression of Walken as Captain Hook in Peter Pan!

623
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:55:20pm
624
Varek Raith  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:55:26pm

re: #622 BeachDem

a bad impression of Walken as Captain Hook in Peter Pan!

Wow..

625
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:55:49pm

Better plan on fixing that no fly list damn it.

626
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:04pm

And the smooth pivot from implicit bias in everyone to implicit bias in policing to mental health vis-a-vis policing.

627
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:10pm

SUPERPREDATOR!

Hillary was NOT the person who invented that term.

628
Lidane  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:28pm
629
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:28pm

mumblemumbleSUPERPREDATOR!mumblemumble

630
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:32pm

re: #540 Great White Snark

Gotta say I’m sorry she included the Charlotte incident, police shooting where it does look like he had a gun.

Edited for accuracy

If having a gun gets you shot, then a lot of people are gonna end up dead.

Especially if they have dark skin colors.

I base the comment on it is not that clear yet if he ever “waved” that gun at the cops. And yeah, maybe he did have a gun strapped to his lower leg. But many questions remain.

When it comes down to these judgement calls just “having a gun” is enough to get you blasted by the cops. And has been stated here by others…they shoot to kill most of the time.

So, again, lots of people are gonna keep dying. The police almost guarantee it.

631
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:36pm

Boasts about the NRA’s endorsement…when he’s calling for grabbing guns.

632
Dr. Matt  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:56:38pm

Has Sean Hannity declared Trump the winner already?

633
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:04pm

Wayne LaPierre hopefully had a coronary

Last year, there was no stop and frisk in New York. Homicide total… 352.

634
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:06pm

Well this is a very nice 60sec or so bit he clearly had prepared.

635
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:13pm

Trump says murders are UP in NYC.

jeebus.

636
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:16pm

He brings up superpredator—she could counter with the Central Park 5. She won’t but she could.

He’s got all his fucking numbers wrong, but whatevah

637
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:31pm

re: #631 Targetpractice

Not entirely inconsistent, the NRA was A-OK with gun grabbing when the Black Panthers realized the 2nd Amendment applied to them and started open carrying to protect themselves from racist cops.

638
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:33pm
639
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:38pm

re: #636 BeachDem

He brings up superpredator—she could counter with the Central Park 5. She won’t but she could.

He’s got all his fucking numbers wrong, but whatevah

Bloody shame if she wouldn’t, TBH.

640
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:44pm

re: #635 Backwoods_Sleuth

Trump says murders are UP in NYC.

jeebus.

They’re down again this year (246 vs. 257 as of 9/18/15).

641
b.d.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:45pm

Trump is settling in now, only took him over 1/2 of the debate for the Mountain Dew to wear off.

642
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:48pm

New York’s murder rate was not reduced by stop-and-frisk.

643
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:57:55pm

I would have pointed out that the current police chief who ended stop and frisk, William Bratton, was Guiliani’s first police chief.

644
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:22pm
645
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:24pm

re: #638 The Vicious Babushka

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Obligatory again:

The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Stepping On Rakes Compilation

646
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:28pm

Has anyone seen ANY fact-checking on the Bloomberg TV feed?

647
MsJ  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:31pm
648
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:48pm

re: #630 ObserverArt

Much is not clear. Except one must separate the truly unarmed from those that actually had one. Especially in an environment (many incidents lumped together) where witnesses and police have both been caught lying their asses off.

649
Barefoot Grin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:58:51pm

He’s lucky she didn’t bring up the full-page ad calling for the death penalty for the Central Park guys wrongly arrested.

650
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:03pm

Ah yes, the “Democrat Plantation” meme.

651
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:12pm

Trump: I’ve been all over the place. You decided to stay home.

FUCK OFF

652
Jebediah, RBG  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:18pm

re: #230 Targetpractice

The load-mouthed man

Fortuitous typo!

653
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:20pm

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!

654
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:27pm

“You decided to stay home” Sick Hillary meme. Full on Trump troll mode.

655
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:29pm

BIRTHERISM!

656
Smith25's Liberal Thighs  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:34pm

BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!

657
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:34pm

On to Birther stuff LOL.

658
Franklin  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:41pm
659
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:41pm

“I prepared to be president. And I think that’s a good thing.”

BIRTHERS!!!!

660
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:42pm
661
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:43pm

ohmyfuckinggod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

662
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Sep 26, 2016 • 6:59:56pm

now the Sidney Blumenthal lie.

663
ipsos  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:16pm

From one of my most RWNJ FB “friends”:

“Trump doing too much scowling. I’m never Hillary, but she seems to be doing the better job tonight.”

664
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:17pm

Oh fuck. that was pretty harsh!

Loving it :)

665
Whack-A-Mole  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:20pm

holy shit. That one’s gotta hurt.

666
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:23pm

Lester is going at him—I’m impressed.

I was preparing to be president. BONFIRE.

Now he’s going to spew his birther bullshit.

667
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:32pm

“What took you so long?” Good job Lester. Way to be a HRC shill /s

668
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:32pm

SHE IS GOING TO FUCKING NUKE HIM ON THIS.

669
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:40pm

How many of the voters Trumpy wants to reach have even heard of the people that he’s talking about?

670
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:00:50pm
671
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:02pm

What is up with Trump’s cadence? “toKENYA… blah blah, I DIDDIT”

672
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:03pm

Lester seems to have decided that he’s gonna get criticized either way, might as well actually do his job.

673
lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:07pm

re: #640 Brian J.

NYC crime stats are published weekly. They compare year over year and then back to 20 years.

674
Great White Snark  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:12pm

“I really need you to stop busting me on his birth”

Oh man if I could do subtitles like translations

675
I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:22pm

I want to get on. To anything but answering the question.

676
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:34pm

re: #672 Targetpractice

Lester seems to have decided that he’s gonna get criticized either way, might as well actually do his job.

Maybe he actually listened to the whole “truth to power” thing in J-School.

677
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:42pm

Hillz just discretely shaking her head.

678
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:01:51pm

Holt points out that Trumpy Dumpy continued to lie about birtherism after the certificate came out in 2011. Word puree results.

“Nobody was caring much about it.”

679
steve_davis  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:03pm

re: #605 Blizard

Audibly sighing. What a brat.

audibly sighing is what absolutely killed Gore in the first debate.

680
Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:14pm

He’s fucking snorting.

coke drip

681
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:17pm

He did produce it, you silly person. Only the wingnuts demanded the “long form” idiocy.

682
No Country For Old Haters  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:24pm

re: #677 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hillz just discretely shaking her head.

She has such control to not be laughing at him!

683
lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:29pm

Trump’s now on full birther mode. It’s the last refuge of the scoundrel bigot brigade.

That’s some serious rectal cranial inversion by Trump.

684
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:31pm

Where do I donate to buy that moderator a pint? This was pretty good, actually.

685
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:39pm

I can see your connection to the African-American community with your 2% poll standing.

“Just listen to what you heard.”

686
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:43pm

Hillz: Just listen to what you heard.
Audience laughs.

687
I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:02:44pm

Listen to what you heard. Brillant

688
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:02pm
What do you say to people of color…

I say nothing

Yeah, that’s an ad

689
Targetpractice  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:12pm

“He should have produced it…”

Hillary doesn’t have to contradict Trump, he’s contradicting himself.

690
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:12pm

I think I did a great job. I get along so w4ell with the AA community. I am so fucking great SNIFFFF. I am a god among men. SNIFFFF. He is losing so badly, but let’s go to the tape…

691
Sionainn  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:13pm

Why doesn’t Lester or Hillary say that Obama produced his birth certificate in 2008?

692
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:26pm

re: #688 KGxvi

“BREAKING: Entire HRC Campaign staff hospitalized for priapism”

693
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:27pm

re: #680 Stanley Sea

He’s fucking snorting.

coke drip

Or he has a cold. With such a target-rich environment shall we *please* keep the criticism beyond reproach? It’s not exactly hard this time around.

694
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:31pm

There was absolutely no evidence for it, but his supporters believed it or wanted to believe it. Damn straight.

695
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:38pm

“Donald started his career in 1973 being sued for racial discrimination”

boom!

696
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:03:38pm

I trust we’ve all noticed that one person on that stage is capable of speaking in paragraphs.

697
ThomasLite  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:05pm

re: #692 StephenMeansMe

“BREAKING: Entire HRC Campaign staff hospitalized for priapism”

“men and women alike”.

Yeah. just about.

698
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:05pm

re: #696 Snarknado!

And with proper goddamn speaking cadence/tone.

699
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:11pm

To bring up the ‘hang the Central Park Five’ op-ed or not?

700
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:21pm
701
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:30pm
702
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:36pm

C’mon Internet! Where’s the Vine supercut of The Donald™ sniffing?!?

703
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:04:39pm

re: #693 ThomasLite

Or he has a cold. With such a target-rich environment shall we *please* keep the criticism beyond reproach? It’s not exactly hard this time around.

You don’t remember, say, two weekends ago?

Obama and Hillary go high. We don’t have to do the same.

704
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:05:26pm

“Hey! We weren’t the only racists out there!”

705
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:05:47pm
706
Schroedinger's Dog  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:05:54pm

Trumps explaining…that means he’s losing.

707
calochortus  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:05:59pm

Everybody else was doing it!

708
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:06:19pm
709
Anymouse  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:06:29pm

re: #706 Schroedinger’s Dog

Trumps explaining…that means he’s losing.

Yup. Famous political adage.

710
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:06:34pm

CYBER!1!!

711
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:06:38pm

Oh—there were other racist slumlords, so it was OK.

Palm Beach is a tough community?

Oh—tremendously successful club—I’m so successful. I’m not spending money on ads like you. I am a godman.

712
jaunte  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:06:41pm

Trump parentheticals don’t work well in debate.

713
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:03pm

Time to deal with terrorism/ cyber-security/ etc.

714
freetoken  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:04pm

Securing America … BE AFRAID!!

715
Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:10pm

re: #699 Timothy Watson

To bring up the ‘hang the Central Park Five’ op-ed or not?

She should have.

716
Dave In Austin  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:18pm

A bit Flemish tonite…

717
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:18pm

re: #711 BeachDem

It’s only tough if you’re a pumpkin-colored bumpkin trying to fit in with the cool rich kids.

718
austin_blue  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:24pm

re: #695 Backwoods_Sleuth

“Donald started his career in 1973 being sued for racial discrimination”

boom!

“A lot of us got sued, and we settled without admitting guilt!”

Well, that’s OK, then.

719
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:35pm

And Hillary brings up Russia and Putin!

720
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:36pm

“Mooslims?” Good Lord.

And you don’t get points for nondiscrimination, by the way, that’s the way it’s SUPPOSED to be.

721
lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:07:47pm

re: #711 BeachDem

722
Stanley Sea  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:03pm

re: #702 teleskiguy

C’mon Internet! Where’s the Vine supercut of The Donald™ sniffing?!?

And the water drinking. Rubio is redeemed.

723
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:03pm

re: #719 Backwoods_Sleuth

And Hillary brings up Russia and Putin!

Please bring up that Trumpy Dumpy explicitly encouraged it…

724
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:18pm
725
Belafon  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:21pm

re: #718 austin_blue

“A lot of us got sued, and we settled without admitting guilt!”

Well, that’s OK, then.

EVERYONE knows what that means, and it doesn’t mean you’re innocent.

726
austin_blue  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:23pm

re: #711 BeachDem

Oh—there were other racist slumlords, so it was OK.

Palm Beach is a tough community?

Oh—tremendously successful club—I’m so successful. I’m not spending money on ads like you. I am a godman.

He doesn’t have the money.

727
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:47pm
728
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:08:52pm

AND SHE DOES!

729
teleskiguy  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:09:00pm
730
MsJ  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:09:02pm
731
The Vicious Babushka  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:09:48pm
732
Scottishdragon  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:09:54pm

He has to brag again….

733
Brian J.  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:09:55pm

Admirals and generals generally don’t deal with cybersecurity. And I very much doubt that a government agency endorsed you, buddy.

734
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:10pm

Over two hundred top military commanders… among the smartest and most educated people in America… endorsing TRUMP? Hahahahaha I’ll wait for it.

735
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:11pm

re: #718 austin_blue

“A lot of us got sued, and we settled without admitting guilt!”

Well, that’s OK, then.

Speaking as a litigator who has represented plaintiffs, a plaintiff’s attorney pretty much never cares if you admit guilt IF YOU PAY A SETTLEMENT. Because paying a settlement says everything that needs to be said.

736
Timothy Watson  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:33pm

Damn, there goes Trump’s Reddit support.

737
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:40pm

CHYNA
CYBER

738
Snarknado!  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:42pm

Speaking of illness (and getting away from the debate for the moment), I was in the supermarket this afternoon, and learned from a tabloid that Hillary is dying of lung cancer. So that’s a body double we’re looking at right now! (They’re really good at finding and programming them.)

739
danhenry1  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:10:52pm

I.C.E. cannot support anyone, they are a federal agency. Donald Trump must be investigated after making that statement.

740
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:02pm

Haha going for the Bernie burnouts. Yeah okay.

741
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:04pm

re: #696 Snarknado!

I trust we’ve all noticed that one person on that stage is capable of speaking in paragraphs.

And actually CHYNA (sorry) answering the questions rather than bragging about his endorsements and his buildings. CHYNA (sorry) Oh and now Bernie Sanders and Debbie WS—uh, what was the question again?

742
Dragonomics  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:07pm

And I’m very proud of it
And I’m very proud of it
And I’m very proud of it
Donny is good little schoolboy

743
Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:07pm

“It could be somebody who weighs 400 pounds sitting on their bed.”

Then Bernie Sanders and Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

good fucking grief.

744
KGxvi  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:13pm

HE’S DEFENDING RUSSIA!!

745
calochortus  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:20pm

re: #738 Snarknado!

Speaking of illness (and getting away from the debate for the moment), I was in the supermarket this afternoon, and learned from a tabloid that Hillary is dying of lung cancer. So that’s a body double we’re looking at right now! (They’re really good at finding and programming them.)

She’s a very talented body double.

746
lawhawk  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:48pm

ICE is the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency. They’re a federal agency. They don’t do endorsements.

So, no that’s a lie too.

747
StephenMeansMe  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:11:48pm

He says “ISIS” like the hyenas say “Mufasa.”

748
BeachDem  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:12:03pm

Mr Trump-=please define cyber.

749
ObserverArt  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:13:15pm

re: #648 Great White Snark

Much is not clear. Except one must separate the truly unarmed from those that actually had one. Especially in an environment (many incidents lumped together) where witnesses and police have both been caught lying their asses off.

My point is do they all need to be shot to death? It is the death penalty without any representation.

And to me, part of representation is policing to protect the people. Part of that protection is being able to be heard in a court of law. Pretty hard to get to that point when you are dead.

If the police are bullshitting, it is not a good thing. If the witnesses are lying, that could be expected. Maybe they (like his wife) want to see them taken down but able to be alive to go to court.

750
klys (maker of Silmarils)  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:15:29pm
751
majii  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:28:54pm

re: #666 BeachDem

“Lester is going at him—I’m impressed.”

Maybe Trump will finally understand that it may not be such a good idea to attack a moderator and tell a lie about him before a debate. He swore up and down that Holt was a registered Democrat. When Conway was asked about it on Morning Joke this morning, she lied and said he never made the claim. Mark Halperin told her that Trump did say Holt is a Democrat, and it surprised the hell out of me because Halperin has made no secret of how much he likes and admires Trump. Holt is a GOPer.

752
cat-tikvah  Sep 26, 2016 • 7:40:24pm

re: #746 lawhawk

That’s what I thought!


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