A Beautiful Lap Steel Piece by Jacob Raagaard: “Oblivion”

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‘Oblivion’ is an original tune composed by Jacob Raagaard.

Performed on his Style 3 Weissenborn built by luthier Richard Wilson.

Guitar Tabs and 24-Bit Studio Masters available at:
http://www.candyrat.com/artists/jacobraagaard/

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Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/artist/jacob-raagaard/1498555150
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B084P67MJ3/?tag=littlegreenfo-20

Jacob Raagaard:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RaagaardJacob/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jacobraagaard
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9owF68u7ZAgbOtK5HF-mTQ

Richard Wilson Guitars:
Website: https://www.rwguitars.com

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178 comments
1
I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:27:03pm

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:28:17pm

Pruft Muck.

3
Ace Rothstein  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:29:01pm

Nothing like a Karen not being able to accurately describe Karens.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:31:40pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:35:43pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:37:19pm

re: #3 Ace Rothstein

Nothing like a Karen not being able to accurately describe Karens.

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There is no constitutional right to a business. In capitalism, that is called “risk.”

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KGxvi  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:41:25pm

re: #6 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

There is no constitutional right to a business. In capitalism, that is called “risk.”

The best argument is that it is a regulatory taking under the fifth amendment. It’s been a long time since I’ve delved into that area of the law, so I don’t remember exactly how it balances against state police powers

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:47:53pm

I still wish to discuss… Because I’m PSYCHED!!

Republicans turning on trump.

re: #552 KGxvi

I thought they were giving him until Labor Day?

I don’t know which shit show I’d rather see more:

1. Trump just randomly announcing that he’s decided not to seek re-election because we as a nation don’t deserve his amazing leadership and the ensuing clusterfuck floor fight at the GOP convention
2. The GOP establishment finally getting so worried about Trump sinking their chances to hold power that they put another name into nomination to cause a floor fight
3. Trump resigning, Pence pardoning him and his family, and then the clusterfuck floor fight that happens when Trump shows up at the convention and decided he wants to be president again afterall

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:49:52pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:50:06pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’ll choose whichever option is least likely to result in a president named Trump or Cotton.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:50:29pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

See? Even PCs can’t handle all Trumps bullshit.

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KGxvi  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:52:07pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Thinking about it more, there’s another intriguing aspect to this…

There’s a potential for some trump supporters to undervote down ballot races. Imagine: Trump wins South Carolina 52-46, but say 10% of Trump’s voters are pissed at Graham for not properly supporting Trump and they either don’t vote in the Senate or vote third party that could swing some senate seats

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:52:47pm

So funny. Calm down Grandma.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:53:52pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I still wish to discuss… Because I’m PSYCHED!!

Republicans turning on trump.

No points awarded. Too little, too late. This is just spineless ratfuckers trying to save their own asses.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:54:34pm

re: #13 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Delray Beach, FL — because sometimes the stereotypes are true.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:54:58pm

re: #12 KGxvi

Thinking about it more, there’s another intriguing aspect to this…

There’s a potential for some trump supporters to undervote down ballot races. Imagine: Trump wins South Carolina 52-46, but say 10% of Trump’s voters are pissed at Graham for not properly supporting Trump and they either don’t vote in the Senate or vote third party that could swing some senate seats

I, unfortunately, see the opposite, trump loses but Republicans are reelected.

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KGxvi  Jul 25, 2020 • 1:58:16pm

re: #16 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I, unfortunately, see the opposite, trump loses but Republicans are reelected.

There will be Republicans that get re-elected this time because that’s just the way things are. But there are a couple of interesting states that could give us splits. More likely though is that Trump loses more states than most of us expected and takes down a few senators along the way (Alaska seems to be the newest interesting place)

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sagehen  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:01:16pm

re: #9 Dread Pirate

This is the second Republican presidency that ends (or at least hopefully ends) with a collapsed and failing U.S.

2nd in the cable news era; but I seem to recall another big one about 90 years ago. Do we count the S&L recession as 1/2 of a Republican presidency ending (because the Alzheimer patient was succeeded by the guy who’d been covering for him)?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:05:47pm

re: #8 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I still wish to discuss… Because I’m PSYCHED!!

Republicans turning on trump.

Upcoming NYT headline, maybe: Democrats in Disarray.

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sagehen  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:06:28pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:08:56pm

re: #13 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So funny. Calm down Grandma.

Wow, what a wingnut. Real champion of the First Amendment too.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:11:25pm
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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:11:43pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

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re seat the cables and/or the video card - use a shop vac to blow the chit off your motherboard and video card.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:15:19pm

Political cartoon on opening schools, a conversation between mother and daughter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:16:22pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:17:47pm

Bigot weighs in.

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eljame  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:19:07pm

re: #13 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

She sounds Like Rosanne Barr after downing a half bottle of tequila.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:19:36pm

re: #27 eljame

She sounds Like Rosanne Barr after downing a half bottle of tequila.

So, like Roseanne Barr on a normal day?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:20:26pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:20:46pm

Today’s random congratulations for karma points goes to eljame, who has 19 as of this post.

Congradumalashuns! Keep filling your LGF stamp books to redeem them for valuable gifts.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:20:56pm

I read this, and I thought, ‘Nobody’s thinking tactically’. Instead of trying to stand up to guys with clubs and teargas, melt away in front of them, go around them and reform behind them. Cut them off from their base.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:22:49pm

re: #17 KGxvi

There will be Republicans that get re-elected this time because that’s just the way things are. But there are a couple of interesting states that could give us splits. More likely though is that Trump loses more states than most of us expected and takes down a few senators along the way (Alaska seems to be the newest interesting place)

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:22:53pm

re: #31 Blind Frog Belly White

I read this, and I thought, ‘Nobody’s thinking tactically’. Instead of trying to stand up to guys with clubs and teargas, melt away in front of them, go around them and reform behind them. Cut them off from their base.

That might cause them to become fearful and start beating or shooting protestors.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:23:36pm

it appears that Hoarse is on a mission from god…

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Charles Johnson  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:24:21pm

Shut it down, let it sit for a couple of hours, started it up, and now it seems to be OK. (Watch, as soon as I post this the displays will go black again.)

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:24:37pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

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it appears that Hoarse is on a mission from god…

Apparently, “big damn mood” is all over today.

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dangerman  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:24:53pm
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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:25:42pm

re: #33 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That might cause them to become fearful and start beating or shooting protestors.

What, AGAIN?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:26:02pm

re: #27 eljame

She sounds Like Rosanne Barr after downing a half bottle of tequila.

With Ambien.

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A Cranky One  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:27:52pm

Damn hot today. Shame, since it looks nice in the backyard.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:28:03pm

re: #36 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Apparently, “big damn mood” is all over today.

and I am HERE FOR IT!!!

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NetworkKed  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:31:20pm

re: #35 Charles Johnson

Shut it down, let it sit for a couple of hours, started it up, and now it seems to be OK. (Watch, as soon as I post this the displays will go black again.)

This sounds very much like heat issues. If you have a separate video card make sure the fans are working and clean. If it’s onboard graphics… that’s more difficult.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:31:46pm

from last month, but this just showed up on my twitter feed

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Charles Johnson  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:32:47pm

re: #13 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Drunk as a skunk.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:35:58pm

re: #42 NetworkKed

This sounds very much like heat issues. If you have a separate video card make sure the fans are working and clean. If it’s onboard graphics… that’s more difficult.

Yes, I think the fan got jammed or something. It’s a plugin card, Radeon dual DVI, so if it’s going bad it’s not too expensive to fix, luckily.

Last startup I could hear it making some noise like the fan was clearing some dust out when it started up, or something. That noise stopped and so far it’s been OK for almost 30 minutes now, so I have my fingers crossed.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:36:26pm

re: #38 Blind Frog Belly White

What, AGAIN?

I meant with live rounds. Cut off and surrounded by hundreds of protestors, they might think they are justified in killing their way out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:39:24pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:39:41pm

re: #47 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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*WHACK!*

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:41:54pm

re: #48 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

*WHACK!*

Hey, it wasn’t my joke; I just passed it along.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:42:02pm

re: #13 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

So funny. Calm down Grandma.

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Actually, that was Devin Nunes.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:43:19pm

re: #46 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Not if everyone drops back about a block and ends up behind them. I’ve been thinking for awhile there are probably on the ground things they can do to make it more difficult on the cops and Trump’s militia have a harder time finding people to pick off and kidnap. Vets have joined the protesters in Portland, maybe some
in that group can advise the rest on how to strategize according to the city layout and other factors.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:44:00pm

I was thinking the same song

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:45:19pm

It must be joke day on Twitter.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:46:11pm
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BlueSpotinAL  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:47:05pm

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:47:25pm

re: #46 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I meant with live rounds. Cut off and surrounded by hundreds of protestors, they might think they are justified in killing their way out.

How long before they start thinking that anyway?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:48:48pm

re: #53 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It must be joke day on Twitter.

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I think that was the tweet that started all of this downstairs.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:49:07pm

re: #56 Blind Frog Belly White

How long before they start thinking that anyway?

I mean, for fuck’s sake they’re gassing middle aged women.

EDIT: I am concerned that our desire to follow the rules and avoid danger may not be sufficient to the moment we find ourselves in.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:49:48pm
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BigPapa  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:51:39pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:52:26pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:53:55pm

Ok. I got this:

Person=Epstein’s “friends”
Woman=minor females
Man=see “Person”
Camera=Camera
TV=Exposure

I may or may not have puffed a hit of some flower recently.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:54:12pm

re: #60 BigPapa

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I watched this video. When he asked when is Biden going to apologize for the crime bill I think she should have asked when is trump going to apologize for:

1) Central Park Five Ad
2) Obama is not a Citizen BS
3) Miller’s white power signs
4) Steve Bannon
5) anything, I mean anything.

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jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:54:46pm

And by that they don’t mean in danger of Covid-19 infection, or gun violence, or possible evictions, or not finding any employment, or the moral repercussions of treating asylum-seeking children like violent criminals.

Just the “danger” of Republicans getting outvoted.

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:55:47pm
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Jebediah, RBG  Jul 25, 2020 • 2:57:43pm

I ended up on this video earlier today (Worst Jazz Solo of All Time) after watching another of his (The Girl From Ipanema Is A Far Weirder Song Than You Thought) and got two nice little bonuses - Mark Rothko is mentioned and a painting of his is seen briefly, AND Ben Shapiro gets slagged. (Lil Benjie has opinions about music.)

The Worst Jazz Solo of All Time

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:02:55pm

I’m headed out for a nap. Catch y’all later.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:05:43pm

re: #64 jaunte

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And by that they don’t mean in danger of Covid-19 infection, or gun violence, or possible evictions, or not finding any employment, or the moral repercussions of treating asylum-seeking children like violent criminals.

Just the “danger” of Republicans getting outvoted.

Hispanics are mad as hell and are not going to take it anymore.

Karma, you racist Republican assholes.

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sagehen  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:07:38pm

re: #51 A Mom Anon

Not if everyone drops back about a block and ends up behind them. I’ve been thinking for awhile there are probably on the ground things they can do to make it more difficult on the cops and Trump’s militia have a harder time finding people to pick off and kidnap. Vets have joined the protesters in Portland, maybe some
in that group can advise the rest on how to strategize according to the city layout and other factors.

The front-of-fence ground the troops will return to? Lay down alternating stripes of something really slippery, and super-glue.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:09:05pm

re: #53 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It must be joke day on Twitter.

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If you read the Lewinsky thread and the originating thread (from her tweet) it’s hysterical. I rabbit holed them both for like 45 minutes this morning.

I back tracked to the original. It was from India and the first half was in English and the second half in ???

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:12:12pm

re: #34 Backwoods_Sleuth

my belief in America came to a crashing end this morning when the West St. Paul KFC was out of chicken pot pies. It was the only thing I wanted and I’d been thinking of it all morning.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:15:55pm

re: #71 stpaulbear

my belief in America came to a crashing end this morning when the West St. Paul KFC was out of chicken pot pies. It was the only thing I wanted and I’d been thinking of it all morning.

Might as well be Russia.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:16:07pm

good fucking grief

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:18:41pm

re: #72 Blind Frog Belly White

Might as well be Russia.

shithole countries EVERYWHERE

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:20:04pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

shithole countries EVERYWHERE

We have always been at war with Shitholia.

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Eventual Carrion  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:21:09pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

good fucking grief

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What is it with these “patriots” wearing or displaying flags of troops that killed our American troops? Must be some fucked up way to respect our troops or something I don’t understand.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:21:52pm

re: #71 stpaulbear

my belief in America came to a crashing end this morning when the West St. Paul KFC was out of chicken pot pies. It was the only thing I wanted and I’d been thinking of it all morning.

I’ve never had a KFC pot pie, but I can tell you that, growing up, Swanson frozen pot pies were a big favorite of mine.

In retrospect, I probably helped keep that smarmy fuck Tucker Carlson in polo ponies, which I regret.

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Ming5000  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:21:58pm

re: #75 Blind Frog Belly White

We have always been at war with Shitholia.

Breaking: Shitholia bars American visitors due to Covid-19 concerns.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:22:30pm

re: #76 Eventual Carrion

What is it with these “patriots” wearing or displaying flags of troops that killed our American troops? Must be some fucked up way to respect our troops or something I don’t understand.

[scarequote]patriots[/scarequote]]

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:23:00pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

Ugh, fucking assholes. Yes, we even have them up here.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:23:50pm

re: #80 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ugh, fucking assholes. Yes, we even have them up here.

and quite the example of flipping the bird civility…

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:24:02pm

re: #66 Jebediah, RBG

I ended up on this video earlier today (Worst Jazz Solo of All Time) after watching another of his (The Girl From Ipanema Is A Far Weirder Song Than You Thought) and got two nice little bonuses - Mark Rothko is mentioned and a painting of his is seen briefly, AND Ben Shapiro gets slagged. (Lil Benjie has opinions about music.)

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Video

Thank you. I’m about 20 minutes in. I didn’t watch the The Girl From Ipanema one, but will. But I’m responding because my 16yo just walked in and said, “oh, you’re watching the ‘Worst Solo of All Time’ video?” I said, “yeah, next I’m going to watch the The Girl From Ipanema one.” Son: “yeah, it’s good.”

Going downstairs for dinner and hoping there’s a reference to “Cinnamon Girl” when I come back to watch the rest.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:25:26pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:25:41pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

shithole countries EVERYWHERE

Plot twist: WE’RE the shithole country now.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:27:50pm

re: #84 Eclectic Cyborg

Plot twist: WE’RE the shithole country now.

When I went to Fargo this week, I asked a friend who lives there about any restrictions they might have (plot twist: ND has never had any restrictions). I mentioned that it’s weird to be the one coming from a plague state, since that’s generally the attitude I’ve had about incoming visitors to our fair waters up to this point.

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:29:06pm

re: #77 Blind Frog Belly White

I’ve never had a KFC pot pie, but I can tell you that, growing up, Swanson frozen pot pies were a big favorite of mine.

In retrospect, I probably helped keep that smarmy fuck Tucker Carlson in polo ponies, which I regret.

If you liked the Swanson or Banquet pot pies, you’ll love the KFC pot pie. I really was at a loss in the drive-thru lane when they said they didn’t have them.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:31:32pm

re: #86 stpaulbear

If you liked the Swanson or Banquet pot pies, you’ll love the KFC pot pie. I really was at a loss in the drive-thru lane when they said they didn’t have them.

That’s when you yell, “YEAH?!? WELL FUCK IT, THEN!!!” and try to leave in a huff, only to find yourself behind 3 other people waiting to pick up their food and pay.

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piratedan  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:34:08pm

re: #58 Blind Frog Belly White

waiting for a tipping point where the crowd surges over them, strips them naked of equipment and leaves them zip tied in the street.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:34:50pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

good fucking grief

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WalFART should NOT have let those assholes in the store.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:35:04pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:35:51pm
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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:36:11pm

re: #89 🌹UOJB!

WalFART should NOT have let those assholes in the store.

Wal-marts up here are a rare commodity. I think there are two in a 50-mile radius from my house. I imagine they’re probably all managed by Republicans. /half

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:36:37pm

re: #87 Blind Frog Belly White

That’s when you yell, “YEAH?!? WELL FUCK IT, THEN!!!” and try to leave in a huff, only to find yourself behind 3 other people waiting to pick up their food and pay.

I was the only person in line. Apparently everyone else already knew about the pielessness.

They did give me an extra chicken tender, but then they (and I) forgot about the dipping sauce so I got burned twice on the trip.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:37:33pm

re: #93 stpaulbear

If it makes you feel any better, when Mrs. Fish and I ordered delivery here earlier this evening, apparently the delivery driver forgot my food on the kitchen counter. I wound up having to wait an extra half hour to get my order.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:38:49pm

re: #93 stpaulbear

I was the only person in line. Apparently everyone else already knew about the pielessness.

They did give me an extra chicken tender, but then they (and I) forgot about the dipping sauce so I got burned twice on the trip.

so, you aren’t properly prepared for catfishing…

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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:39:31pm

re: #45 Charles Johnson

Yes, I think the fan got jammed or something. It’s a plugin card, Radeon dual DVI, so if it’s going bad it’s not too expensive to fix, luckily.

Last startup I could hear it making some noise like the fan was clearing some dust out when it started up, or something. That noise stopped and so far it’s been OK for almost 30 minutes now, so I have my fingers crossed.

Open it up & use a vacuum reverse flow or low speed on a leaf blower from a distance to blow it out.

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Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:39:43pm

re: #69 sagehen

The front-of-fence ground the troops will return to? Lay down alternating stripes of something really slippery, and super-glue.

During the Hungarian uprising of the late 50s, the street fighters found that liquid soap in industrial volumes plays hell with hobnail boots and tank treads. This assumes hard-surfaced streets. A slug of soap in molotov cocktails also made them stick where they were sent. History, bitches.

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🌹UOJB!  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:40:33pm

re: #77 Blind Frog Belly White

I’ve never had a KFC pot pie, but I can tell you that, growing up, Swanson frozen pot pies were a big favorite of mine.

In retrospect, I probably helped keep that smarmy fuck Tucker Carlson in polo ponies, which I regret.

Memories of college when I kept a stack of 79¢ Swanson Fried Chicken dinners in my dorm room freezer…

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jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:41:14pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:41:31pm

Went to Kroger this morning for the first time since they made masks mandatory for service at all Kroger stores. I must say, for a Saturday the place was a bit less crowded than normal. And for THE first time since Operation Enduring Shitshow began, every single person was wearing a mask and no one complained except one lady in the produce section who got put back into reality by her teenage son. He was just “Mom, it’s not all day, just while we’re here. Geesh!” Heh. I do expect to see at least one Karen or Kyle be a brat at some point, but I was actually pleasantly surprised.

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Belafon  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:42:48pm

I went to Microcenter to find a way to replace my son’s computer. And it looked like everyone decided this was a good weekend to find computers for college. I’ve shown up at the store and there only be about 5 cars in the lot. That was not the case today.

For those of you who know what Fry’s is, it looked like they’re getting out of the PC business. You can’t even buy one at their Plano store anymore.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:42:56pm

re: #96 Thanos

Open it up & use a vacuum reverse flow or low speed on a leaf blower from a distance to blow it out.

Cans of compressed air are my weapons of choice. Easier to get air between the fan blades.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:43:33pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

That’s not a Maine Coon, it’s a ragdoll.

Just saying. 😁

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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:43:54pm

re: #101 Belafon

I went to Microcenter to find a way to replace my son’s computer. And it looked like everyone decided this was a good weekend to find computers for college. I’ve shown up at the store and there only be about 5 cars in the lot. That was not the case today.

For those of you who know what Fry’s us, it looked like they’re getting out of the PC business. You can’t even buy one at their Plano store anymore.

Microcenters everywhere have been crazy since the start of pandemic — it’s all the work from home is my guess.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:44:33pm

re: #96 Thanos

Open it up & use a vacuum reverse flow or low speed on a leaf blower from a distance to blow it out.

not this leaf blower, though…

I really gotta start listenin to my wife.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:45:03pm

re: #103 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’s not a Maine Coon, it’s a ragdoll.

Just saying. 😁

it’s a chonk, that’s all…

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Belafon  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:45:26pm

re: #77 Blind Frog Belly White

I like the Marie Callender ones now.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:45:51pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

it’s a chonk, that’s all…

An absolute UNIT

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Jebediah, RBG  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:46:17pm

re: #82 Barefoot Grin

:)

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Belafon  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:46:21pm

re: #99 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Wisconsin, being dumber than Texas.

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:46:47pm

Millions suffering, but at least orange anus got to play golf with Brett Favre today. Orange anus looks about ten years older and a tad over 238 pounds.

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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:47:12pm

re: #102 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Cans of compressed air are my weapons of choice. Easier to get air between the fan blades.

That can work too, but… canned air (or air compressor air ) makes condensed moisture on surfaces so hopefully you are giving it a bit of time to dry.

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:47:30pm

re: #94 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

If it makes you feel any better, when Mrs. Fish and I ordered delivery here earlier this evening, apparently the delivery driver forgot my food on the kitchen counter. I wound up having to wait an extra half hour to get my order.

That turns into a weird situation because you want to not tip the delivery person because of the screw-up but you also know that they’re getting paid shit for doing delivery work. My least favorite thing is tipping well when paying in advance but then getting really bad service. Hope that your food was still warm when it arrived.

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stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:48:05pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

so, you aren’t properly prepared for catfishing…

No. Not at all.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:48:12pm

re: #101 Belafon

Wow - when I lived in Illinois, the Chicagoland Fry’s was close to having half of their floor space consisting of computers, peripherals and parts.

That’s sad to hear.

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Blind Frog Belly White  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:48:27pm

re: #113 stpaulbear

That turns into a weird situation because you want to not tip the delivery person because of the screw-up but you also know that they’re getting paid shit for doing delivery work. My least favorite thing is tipping well when paying in advance but then getting really bad service. Hope that your food was still warm when it arrived.

Unless it was sashimi. Ewwww.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:51:29pm

re: #113 stpaulbear

That turns into a weird situation because you want to not tip the delivery person because of the screw-up but you also know that they’re getting paid shit for doing delivery work. My least favorite thing is tipping well when paying in advance but then getting really bad service. Hope that your food was still warm when it arrived.

It was, and I would tip well even despite the incident, both because of what you mentioned but also because this is a local place, and as a man of standing in my little community, I want my name to be associated with generosity and kindness.

118
stpaulbear  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:52:20pm

re: #100 A Mom Anon

Went to Kroger this morning for the first time since they made masks mandatory for service at all Kroger stores. I must say, for a Saturday the place was a bit less crowded than normal. And for THE first time since Operation Enduring Shitshow began, every single person was wearing a mask and no one complained except one lady in the produce section who got put back into reality by her teenage son. He was just “Mom, it’s not all day, just while we’re here. Geesh!” Heh. I do expect to see at least one Karen or Kyle be a brat at some point, but I was actually pleasantly surprised.

I saw 100% compliance at the Target store this morning, but I ordered in advance so I never went past the service counter right inside the door. I really like ordering for pickup at the store.

119
Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:52:30pm
120
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:52:50pm

Ugh. Reason #436 why I can never go back to Facebook: I was checking in on a friend of mine, who is a teacher in Wisconsin, and happened to see at the top of my feed a post from my sister, ranting about “Well, mask people, you’ve finally won.” It’s not about that, you blithering idiot. I love you, Sis, but … damn. Mom and Dad sure did a hell of a job brainwashing you.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:53:55pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

it’s a chonk, that’s all…

That it is!

All ragdolls are. They average 25 pounds.

I wanted one. (Story: I used to breed Persian cats and I’d go to cat shows regularly. Cat show people are weird. Ragdoll people are really weird.)

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:54:04pm

re: #120 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Ugh. Reason #436 why I can never go back to Facebook: I was checking in on a friend of mine, who is a teacher in Wisconsin, and happened to see at the top of my feed a post from my sister, ranting about “Well, mask people, you’ve finally won.” It’s not about that, you blithering idiot. I love you, Sis, but … damn. Mom and Dad sure did a hell of a job brainwashing you.

Did you as her what we won?

123
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:56:11pm

re: #119 Thanos

Are they still going to show Plandemic? It didn’t say.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 3:56:39pm

re: #122 I Would Prefer Not To

Did you as her what we won?

I unfollowed her and logged off. It’s not worth it to me to engage anymore. My family and I are effectively estranged now, and as much as it breaks my heart, I also knew that this was going to be the end result when I made my break with the right wing, not long after Charles did.

125
A Mom Anon  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:00:14pm

re: #122 I Would Prefer Not To

Seriously. I thought I’d at least got a check from Soros or something by now. Or a new car or something….

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:00:57pm

re: #125 A Mom Anon

Seriously. I thought I’d at least got a check from Soros or something by now. Or a new car or something….

Yeah, I gotta admit, Soros isn’t nearly as efficient at this as our Zionist overlords were back in the olden days.

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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:01:15pm

re: #123 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Are they still going to show Plandemic? It didn’t say.

It’s Bolling (ex fox news) interviewing Mikovits, they are delaying the show this weekend and updating the piece.

128
jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:04:18pm

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

129
Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:07:50pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

“nearly 800 bar owners in Texas will participate in “Freedom Fest” on Saturday, an event where bars will openly defy a June 26 order by Gov. Greg Abbott(R) to shut down. Hundreds of bars will reopen, serving alcohol and offering live entertainment”

The DHS “Operation Carrie Nation” will put a stop to that.

130
Ace Rothstein  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:09:23pm

re: #128 jaunte

We failed that test years ago.

131
jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:12:19pm

Seems like losing your liquor license wouldn’t be worth the income.

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:12:24pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

Mrs. Fish: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Me: “No, this is why TEXAS can’t have nice things.”

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Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:13:00pm

re: #131 jaunte

Seems like losing your liquor license wouldn’t be worth the income.

This assumes that the businesses in question are actually in danger of losing their licenses.

134
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:13:00pm
135
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:14:25pm

re: #111 Ace Rothstein

Millions suffering, but at least orange anus got to play golf with Brett Favre today. Orange anus looks about ten years older and a tad over 238 pounds.

[Embedded content]

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:15:55pm
137
Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:16:13pm

Here’s a kick in the coglione:

Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan’s legacy
—WaPo

138
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:17:58pm
139
Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:18:31pm

WaPo again:

Rep. Ted Yoho removed from board of Christian charity over his comments about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

140
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:20:11pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Oh. He went ACTUAL catfishing. That definitely takes alcohol. I hate those ugly bastards.

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Ace Rothstein  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:20:20pm

re: #139 Decatur Deb

Good.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:20:31pm
143
Eventual Carrion  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:21:14pm

re: #135 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Donald ‘I Won’t Have Time to Play Golf’ Trump, Oh Wait

144
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:21:59pm
145
🌹UOJB!  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:22:04pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

Fine. If those assholes want to flaunt the governor, let them.

Oh and make those assholes liable for the medical bills of the folks who get sick from their asinine stunt.

146
jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:23:21pm
147
Ace Rothstein  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:24:13pm

re: #145 🌹UOJB!

LOL there’s no personal responsibility here in Texas, the state is run by Republicans LOL.

148
Ace-o-aces  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:24:28pm
149
Eric The Fruit Bat  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:26:06pm

re: #123 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The article indicates that the show is being pushed back a week.

150
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:26:19pm
151
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:27:32pm

re: #139 Decatur Deb

WaPo again:

Rep. Ted Yoho removed from board of Christian charity over his comments about Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

That’s ok. He’s not a real Christian anyway. None of them are.

152
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:27:47pm
153
Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:28:45pm

And a final headline (I’m assuming my Memeorandum selection is not everyone’s):

Florida lawyers offering free living wills to teachers returning to school during the pandemic
nbcnews.com

154
Quoth the raven, Covfefe.  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:29:47pm

re: #153 Decatur Deb

And a final headline (I’m assuming my Memeorandum selection is not everyone’s):

Florida lawyers offering free living wills to teachers returning to school during the pandemic
nbcnews.com

What the FUCK.

155
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:30:40pm

re: #149 Eric The Fruit Bat

The article indicates that the show is being pushed back a week.

Bolling’s show. Not Plandemic. There’s no mention (that I saw) in the article.

156
Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:31:49pm

re: #151 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

That’s ok. He’s not a real Christian anyway. None of them are.

Nah. People are what the say they are. It’s up to other self-identified Christians to protect the brand.

157
Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:32:32pm

re: #153 Decatur Deb

And a final headline (I’m assuming my Memeorandum selection is not everyone’s):

Florida lawyers offering free living wills to teachers returning to school during the pandemic
nbcnews.com

Texas too from what I read.

158
Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:34:36pm
159
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:34:51pm
160
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:36:28pm

re: #129 Decatur Deb

The DHS “Operation Carrie Nation” will put a stop to that.

Carrie Nation has the image today of a sprightly little old lady daring to challenge tough guy saloon keepers in a lone crusade against drunkenness. Challenge them she did but she was actually a pretty tough character herself, 6 feet all and weighing over 200 pounds, not to mention her trademark hatchet. It also helped that she did her best work in Kansas, where saloons were illegal. The law was rarely enforced but it left the saloon-keepers with little recourse when Carrie came in and wrecked the joint. She also had an entourage of reporters and fans with her when she did her saloon-busting. Many bar owners put up signs that said, “All Nations Welcome, Except Carrie.”

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jeffreyw  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:41:09pm
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Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:41:51pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

When you come right down to it, bar owners are used to aiding in the deaths of their customers.

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Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:42:23pm

re: #128 jaunte

[Embedded content]

Texas is failing the Darwin test.

This looks like a chance for those teetotaler RWNJ Baptist churches we have in Texas to perform an actual public service for a change. Nah, they’re on the same side as the saloon-keepers this time around. Hell, some of them probably own the saloons.

164
Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:45:18pm

But a mask makes him look stupid.

165
7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:46:09pm

re: #140 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Oh. He went ACTUAL catfishing. That definitely takes alcohol. I hate those ugly bastards.

All I had on the Ohio in the 1950s, plus carp.

166
Thanos  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:46:32pm

100 days to election

167
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:47:15pm
168
jaunte  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:47:27pm

re: #164 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

“Get a tattoo, coward!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:48:05pm
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Decatur Deb  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:48:29pm

re: #165 7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)

All I had on the Ohio in the 1950s, plus carp.

That’s all that was in the Ohio, plus Pittsburgh’s condoms.

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Romantic Heretic  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:48:44pm

re: #6 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

There is no constitutional right to a business. In capitalism, that is called “risk.”

Something the wealthy have managed to remove from their lives, thanks to legislators of various stripes.

Socialism for the rich. Capitalism for the poor.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:49:06pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:50:34pm
174
A Mom Anon  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:52:33pm

re: #164 Shiplord Kirel, Friend of Moose and Squirrel

…and ladies, he’s single!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 25, 2020 • 4:54:11pm

re: #174 A Mom Anon

…and ladies, he’s single!

And will remain so for a long time.

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dell*nix  Jul 25, 2020 • 5:24:05pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

Someone should have given her the “V for Victory” sign.

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sagehen  Jul 25, 2020 • 5:26:18pm

re: #168 jaunte

“Get a tattoo, coward!”

Remember the guy who got the Romney tattoo? A couple years later he had a GoFundMe to have it lasered off.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 26, 2020 • 5:50:19am

re: #140 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Oh. He went ACTUAL catfishing. That definitely takes alcohol. I hate those ugly bastards.

They’re good eating though.


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