Trevor Noah makes really good points here about the poor messaging from the CDC bureaucracy.
The CDC says that fully vaccinated Americans don’t need to wear masks outside unless they’re in a large group, but their new chart doesn’t make much sense. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #Coronavirus
aging like it drank from the wrong grail pic.twitter.com/BDpH5Sem7D
— kilgore trout, toilet sword ninja (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 28, 2021
how dare he work for a living pic.twitter.com/FEVmzDktZf
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2021
Robert Costello, the attorney for Rudy Guiliani, tells @PaulaReidCNN the warrant describes the investigation into a possible violation of foreign lobbying and that it sought communications between Giuliani and individuals including columnist John Solomon.
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) April 28, 2021
Continuing on with the contest of “What’s Rudy Hiding?!”
1. Amputee porn
2. Too much tapioca pudding
3. A printed out list of local escorts who specialize in senior citizens w lisps— Death Coach, MBA (@death_coach) April 28, 2021
1) Several DVDs of that James Woods move about him, most of them still shrink-wrapped
2) At least five post-its with his Twitter password
3) Whiteboard filled with ideas to “prank back” Sacha Baron Cohen— Nicholas Peterson (@fencingmonkey) April 28, 2021
1) an autographed picture of Trump posing in a bathrobe
2) signed copy of a Milli Vanilli CD (go figure)
3) a lock of Trump’s hair on a key chain— The Invisible Sky Wizard (@sky_invisible) April 28, 2021
1. A brochure from UNTUCKit Shirts
2. A book entitled “Phone Security for Dummies” addressed to Giuliani Security & Safety , LLC
3. A tourist pamphlet entitled: “An American’s Guide to Ukrainian Dominatrix Clubs” with “COVFEFE” scribbled into the safe word space.— It’s a 50/50 Pick ‘em™ (@KevinRUSerious) April 28, 2021
re: #5 Charles Johnson
repost from downstairs:
Victoria Toensing also had a search warrant executed on her home https://t.co/YTIlS5S5Op
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 28, 2021
Matt: Hello?
Rudy: It’s me.
Matt:
Rudy:
Matt: Me who?
Rudy: Don’t worry, I’m on a burner phone.
Matt: No, seriously, who dis?
FBI:It’s your lawyer, Congressman. https://t.co/7PKb3rm2wI — Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 28, 2021
re: #46 Khal Wimpo (exhaling for 1st time in 4 yrs)
Let’s all play this fun game!
What are some of the OTHER things the poor FBI agents will find in Rudy’s apartments that they really, really wish they hadn’t had to touch.
Even with heavy gloves on.
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A lot of shirt-tucking material.
Here’s to Michael Collins, the ultimate designated driver pic.twitter.com/PrFzf6Lazn
— Brittlestar (@brittlestar) April 28, 2021
Toensing’s home was tossed in a search warrant. LMAO.
Question though is whether anything belonging to Joe diGenova was removed as part of that search warrant?
The whole bunch of these treasonweasels are going to be brought down because their dumbassery and criminality is all pervasive and all encompassing.
File under “I’m not making this shit up, really”:
nationalreview.com
*snerk*
Wrong apartment. We kicked him out months ago. pic.twitter.com/uDb84az8Qq
— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@therealfstl1992) April 28, 2021
From way downstairs:
re: #332 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
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re: #13 Teukka
You have to trick the right-wing trash into getting vaccinated, so this bizarre article may actually be helpful.
re: #12 lawhawk
Toensing is the 3d Trump lawyer to have search warrants executed on their premises and offices.
So much legality. So much winning. And there’s likely more warrants to come too.
Trumpworld is a crime syndicate.
Rudy Giuliani’s press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, between a dildo store and a crematorium, is still appropriate because Rudy is somewhere between fucked and dead. pic.twitter.com/OvN7JK1KDj
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re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth
First Screwdy and now Toensing!
Who’s next? Her Sleazy Husband DiGenova? Looney Lin Wood? Cleta Mitchell? Sleazy Sidney Powell? Jerkoff Jenna? Holy Roller Sekulow?
Gotta Get “Em All!
Steamy love letters from Jon Voight.
— aagcobb (@aagcobb1) April 28, 2021
Cue the schadenfreude:
And Giuliani has now deleted this tweet: https://t.co/2RCWwXy4E8 pic.twitter.com/U6rfPLJR6c
— Will Steakin (@wsteaks) April 28, 2021
🚨At 4PM today @FLOTUS will host a virtual reception w/ these guests, each of whom personify some of the issues/policies that will be addressed by @POTUS in his speech tonight:
Javier Quiroz Castro, Maria-Isabel Ballivian, Tatiana Washington, Stella Keating, and Theron Rutyna pic.twitter.com/KVHyajTYgO— Michael LaRosa (@MichaelLaRosa46) April 28, 2021
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re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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re: #17 lawhawk
Toensing is the 3d Trump lawyer to have search warrants executed on their premises and offices.
So much legality. So much winning. And there’s likely more warrants to come too.
Trumpworld is a crime syndicate.
Political persecution! This is Democrats attacking people just for being criminals.
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
Sending strength and healing vibes.
re: #26 Punish Domestic Terrorists
Political persecution! This is Democrats attacking people just for being criminals.
“Why are Democrats judging people for the content of their character?”
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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2nd Moderna shot is in the arm!
I go back to work tomorrow so hopefully it doesn’t kick my ass too badly.
The pharmacist asked another guy if he was here for a shot and he said: “Nah, I already had Covid, I don’t need no shot.”
Gotta love the South. 🙄
re: #32 Eclectic Cyborg
Fucking rednecks. Anyway, my second Moderna kicked my butt. Felt like the flu for 24 hours or so. I should have taken ibuprofen earlier, so I will heartily recommend precautionary doses.
re: #32 Eclectic Cyborg
2nd Moderna shot is in the arm!
I go back to work tomorrow so hopefully it doesn’t kick my ass too badly.
The pharmacist asked another guy if he was here for a shot and he said: “Nah, I already had Covid, I don’t need no shot.”
Gotta love the South. 🙄
We have complete idiots everywhere. They’re just a higher percentage of the population in red states.
re: #33 DesertDenizen
Fucking rednecks. Anyway, my second Moderna kicked my butt. Felt like the flu for 24 hours or so. I should have taken ibuprofen earlier, so I will heartily recommend precautionary doses.
They recommend not taking anything beforehand.
re: #33 DesertDenizen
Fucking rednecks. Anyway, my second Moderna kicked my butt. Felt like the flu for 24 hours or so. I should have taken ibuprofen earlier, so I will heartily recommend precautionary doses.
Interesting.
re: #35 Belafon
They recommend not taking anything beforehand.
I meant after the shot but before the symptoms set in.
What burned me up was the arrogance of DiGenova, Toensing, Rudy, Powell, Wood…. They all thought that Trump and the GOP have the god-given right to rule, so anything they did toward the end of getting Trump re-elected was fair game. That infected the MAGA crowd, too, leading to 1/6. I’ve been wanting justice on the heads of these crooks for a long, long time.
A new report from the CDC shows that U.S. seniors — more than two-thirds of whom are fully vaccinated — are 94% less likely to be hospitalized due to COVID-19 than their unvaccinated peers.
These vaccines are safe and they work. Read more: https://t.co/a1AFvVbm1J— White House COVID-19 Response Team (@WHCOVIDResponse) April 28, 2021
re: #37 Eclectic Cyborg
I wonder why?
You finally managed to score an appointment to be vaccinated against the new coronavirus and you’re a little nervous about side effects, so taking a painkiller right before you get your shot seems like a smart idea.
Not so fast, says the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Instead, the agency is telling people not to take pain medications like Motrin, Advil or Tylenol before getting their COVID-19 vaccines.
Why?
It’s possible that taking a painkiller before getting a vaccine will result in a “decrease in antibody response,” explained Dr. Gregory Poland, director of the Vaccine Research Group at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn.
Although the odds of a diminished immune response aren’t really known, Poland said it’s better to suffer the side effects than take the chance of making the vaccine less effective.
“After receiving the vaccine, if one develops symptoms that they feel they want to treat, it’s fine, but ideally not before,” he said. “Now, that’s a recommendation by CDC, out of an abundance of caution.”
A lot of people who sent dick pics to Rudy Giuliani, during an all night cocaine binge in a cheap Hialeah motel, are probably feeling a little nervous today. pic.twitter.com/6HfgiKoFlf
— TBogg (@tbogg) April 28, 2021
re: #13 Teukka
How is this not satire?
What kind of sick bastards would make fun of Ted Nugent, the greatest living American?
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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Pro-tip: life is too short to put up with randos who come at you with insults and bullshit on Twitter. Liberal use of the block button is advised.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 28, 2021
Four months! Feels like 14 years.
“It was four months ago when NBC News and The Rachel Maddow Show first reported that federal prosecutors had communicated with DOJ officials in Washington about trying to obtain Rudy Giuliani’s electronic communications.”https://t.co/L82XMQoaJg— Rachel Maddow MSNBC (@maddow) April 28, 2021
…
YIKES! Nick Fuentes detailed his fantasy about killing airline employees because they made him wear a mask.
He said this a day before the capitol insurrection, no wonder he’s on the no fly list. pic.twitter.com/F4RVdqR1vw— Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope) April 28, 2021
Thread, 14 tweets. TL;DR: Rudy is, most definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, in extremely deep shit.
Let’s talk about what we can KNOW based on the Rudy search, vs. what we can speculate or hear about from anon sources.
HOORAY KIDS ITS FEDERAL CRIMINAL EPISTEMOLOGY TIME
/1— VealBeerHat (@Popehat) April 28, 2021
When I heard about the raid on Wednesday, I thought about the victims of the later Giuliani period, the ones whose lives got ground up while Rudy and his vulgar talking yam of a client pushed a Russian disinformation campaign about the Bidens and Ukraine. https://t.co/PYCHy3tCls
— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) April 28, 2021
TFW you respond snarkily to a tweet implicating Devin Nunes because he’s a running joke, then realize that it was posted by Daniel Goldman - impeachment lawyer extraordinaire - and he doesn’t throw out accusations if he doesn’t know the facts.
Gee, I’d hate to see Devin go down in this. Said nobody, including his mother.
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) April 28, 2021
3. Reminder of this nugget in the Timeline:
March 28, 2019
Two phone calls are added to Sec. Pompeo’s calendar:
a 20-minute phone call with Giuliani on Friday
a 20-minute phone call with Nunes on Monday
(thanks to @weareoversight FOIA lawsuit) pic.twitter.com/6CqyPEfUHY— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) April 28, 2021
re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth
Mike Pompeo is also a Russian asset?
re: #56 darthstar
Mike Pompeo is also a Russian asset?
The question is Who in the QAP is NOT a Russian Asset?
re: #56 darthstar
Mike Pompeo is also a Russian asset?
File under: “Things that would not shock me at all.”
re: #58 Eclectic Cyborg
File under: “Things that would not shock me at all.”
Can you run for president from prison? Mike Pompeo is about to find out.
re: #56 darthstar
these guys are so high on their own supply, they probably thought that the Russians were working for them instead.
“They’re going to write about this point in history,” Biden said to the anchors. “Not about any of us in here, but about whether or not democracy can function in the 21st century… Can you get consensus in the timeframe that can compete with autocracy?”
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) April 28, 2021
Teen Vogue continues to do excellent reporting.
Climate Change in Florida Is Forcing a Response From Republican Politicians
teenvogue.com
The policies they put in place are to protect business and tourism, not people and environments. Of course.
Ultimately, young climate activists have had to take a pragmatic look at the limitations of what can be accomplished through policy. Fernandez says it is not the “end-all, be-all.” “If you’re living in a conservative state like Florida, it can be really hard to get that stuff off the ground,” she says. “You’re not really going to get policy changes unless you have the people behind you, and the way to get people behind you is by educating them and connecting with them and tapping them into these issues.”
lol
Rudy’s son @AndrewHGiuliani: “The Justice Department should be independent of politics. Enough is enough, ladies and gentlemen. We cannot stand for this anymore and again, if this can happen to the president’s lawyer, This can happen to any one of those.” pic.twitter.com/ZsAVyTf1ht
— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) April 28, 2021
re: #52 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Thread, 14 tweets. TL;DR: Rudy is, most definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, in extremely deep shit.
This could happen to anyone of us who collude with Russian intelligence to steal an election. I mean, who hasn’t?
BREAKING: Andrew Giuliani speaks to press on raid against Rudy Giuliani in New York, NY on April 28, 2021 pic.twitter.com/s2EkitOtS0
— Kyle Mazza (@KyleMazzaWUNF) April 28, 2021
re: #65 No Malarkey!
This could happen to anyone of us who collude with Russian intelligence to steal an election. I mean, who hasn’t?
Well, whoever had Giuliani will say something stupid before EOD must have known about his kid being equally stupid.
Ooof. Harsh…
Trump lashed out at the Academy. Their response tho… pic.twitter.com/FdZ261Xdk1
— Jimmy Kimmel Live (@JimmyKimmelLive) April 28, 2021
re: #65 No Malarkey!
the problem with this is that the majority of the media will let him get away with this, while his father worked with the DOJ to smear Joe Biden via Ukraine using his son and w/o his son as a conduit and accusing them of the very same crimes that they were actively committing.
At what point do these guys ever pay a price for lying?
re: #68 piratedan
the problem with this is that the majority of the media will let him get away with this, while his father worked with the DOJ to smear Joe Biden via Ukraine using his son and w/o his son as a conduit and accusing them of the very same crimes that they were actively committing.
At what point do these guys ever pay a price for lying?
Looks like Rudy may soon.
re: #51 Teukka
So this is who Glenn Greenwald is supporting? Alrighty then.
How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/lVpJck3udj
— Emily Richmond (@EWAEmily) April 28, 2021
Is it just me?
I mean, you bring your laptop in for repair, right? And then what? It’s just community property?
Isn’t Rudy essentially admitting to being in possession of stolen goods? Is that how they do it in New York? Don’t think I’d be getting anything fixed at this shop. https://t.co/cObPBKZv5L— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 28, 2021
when i was much younger. the human came with me to get my shots. they held my paw. and everything was alright. today. i’m riding along as they get theirs. i don’t think they will need to hold my paw. but i will be here just in case
— Thoughts of Dog® (@dog_feelings) April 28, 2021
If you want to watch a truly Olympian feat of mental gymnastics I have the clip for you. pic.twitter.com/25WthyNwMa
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 28, 2021
This woman is honest to god arguing that Rudy Giuliani is proof that “the Great Man theory of history is correct” pic.twitter.com/HHnCjYQ8hk
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 28, 2021
Hey!
You know who isn’t under investigation and hasn’t had her lawyers’ (plural) office raided by the FBI?
Same lady who was right about everything else.— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) April 28, 2021
Hey, I apologize for being such a downer. I really do. I know my vantage point is skewed because I engage with (and get beat up by) thousands of GOP base voters every single day. But the Republican Party today is what it is. It ain’t changing. It can’t be saved. It just can’t be.
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) April 27, 2021
McCarthy and Biden haven’t spoken since Inauguration Day https://t.co/bCokQbMaqD
— Manu Raju (@mkraju) April 28, 2021
This may help pic.twitter.com/Eq6Me0XkHN
re: #52 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Thread, 14 tweets. TL;DR: Rudy is, most definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, in extremely deep shit.
/6 This is in sharp contrast to state judges, who in my experience will sign a warrant even if the entirety of the probable cause statement is “you have beautiful thighs.”
— VealBeerHat (@Popehat) April 28, 2021
re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth
I think Fucker Carlson just argued that homelessness is a criminal offense.
re: #81 No Malarkey!
I think Fucker Carlson just argued that homelessness is a criminal offense.
Speaking of the witless wonder, I fired up my Roku TV upstairs for a bit of light relaxation after work, and there was an ad for “Tucker Carlson’s new series: Chicago in Crisis” on Fox Nation. Fuckaduck. Why do I have to be tormented by ads from these assholes.
re: #83 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Speaking of the witless wonder, I fired up my Roku TV upstairs for a bit of light relaxation after work, and there was an ad for “Tucker Carlson’s new series: Chicago in Crisis” on Fox Nation. Fuckaduck. Why do I have to be tormented by ads from these assholes.
Chicago does not have a particularly high crime rate for US cities. I think the right loves to portray it as a violent hellhole because it’s Obama’s hometown.
re: #84 No Malarkey!
Chicago does not have a particularly high crime rate for US cities. I think the right loves to portray it as a violent hellhole because it’s Obama’s hometown.
“Chicago” is always code for black people.
re: #84 No Malarkey!
Chicago does not have a particularly high crime rate for US cities. I think the right loves to portray it as a violent hellhole because it’s Obama’s hometown.
Obama’s hometown, a Democratic stronghold, very close to an actually dangerous city (Gary, Indiana), home to a large ethnic Hispanic population as well as a large Black population, there are any number of reasons why the Republican right portrays Chicago as a dangerous place.
re: #85 Punish Domestic Terrorists
“Chicago” is always code for black people.
also, “New York” is always code for Jew.
“San Francisco” is always code for gay.
Biden to refer to Jan 6 insurrection as “the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War” in speech tonight. pic.twitter.com/rW6L2ybDRQ
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) April 28, 2021
I guess you all wanted to see a drone melt inside active crater. Well, it did, this morning! @DJIGlobal pic.twitter.com/VL1JEGNRCP
— Bjorn Steinbekk (@BSteinbekk) April 28, 2021
re: #88 Teukka
Republicans will go nuts, because they hate when someone says it like it is, despite saying that was what they liked when Trump would lie to them.
re: #88 Teukka
1/6 being the worst attack on US democracy since the civil war is a claim that it is worse than 9/11 in that regard, which is perfectly true.
It is also perfectly calculated to make wingnuts foam at the mouth even more rabidly than usual.
Three Georgia Men Charged with Federal Hate Crimes and Attempted Kidnapping in Connection with the Death of Ahmaud Arberyhttps://t.co/qGOmwCRfSj
— DOJ Civil Rights (@CivilRights) April 28, 2021
Read it here
BREAKING: Justice Dept. indicts Travis McMichael, Gregory McMichael, and William “Roddie” Bryan with federal hate crimes and attempted kidnapping charges in connection to the death of Ahmaud Arbery. pic.twitter.com/AphZQDC6pS
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 28, 2021
re: #90 Punish Domestic Terrorists
Republicans will go nuts, because they hate when someone says it like it is, despite saying that was what they liked when Trump would lie to them.
Fucker Carlson is going to have a meltdown over Biden attacking peaceful protesters like that.
re: #93 HRH Stanley Sea
Thank God. Fucking racist sacks of shit. They hunted Mr. Arbery like an animal. I’m not surprised it happened, but I am surprised these horrible people are being charged with anything.
1/6 was done by Americans to illegally change the outcome of an American election.
9/11 was multiple well-planned attacks by foreign religious zealots.
re: #96 A Mom Anon
Thank God. Fucking racist sacks of shit. They hunted Mr. Arbery like an animal. I’m not surprised it happened, but I am surprised these horrible people are being charged with anything.
I wish I was surprised it happened. It’s clearly still 1950 in some parts of the nation.
If the terrorists on 1/6 had been black, there would’ve been morgue trucks lined up from the Capitol all the way to Virginia.
I guess you’ve seen by now the Senate voted to overturn Trump’s methane rule that in turn overturned Obama’s methane rule, 52-42. @kelseybrugger and I will have more to say about this in the a.m!
— Emma Dumain (@Emma_Dumain) April 28, 2021
re: #100 Ace Rothstein
and you can bet your ass the National Guard wouldn’t have had to have been called multiple times… This was a coup attempt. They planned it, they had inside help, they hamstrung the Military, they even had sympathetic souls inside the Cap Police. We’re just fortunate that not all of the Cap Police were in on it and some did their jobs and then some, to protect the legislators within.
May take months to get to it all and in some cases, I wish there was capitol punishment for this because I have to admit there’s a very unpleasant part of me that would enjoy seeing certain members swing for their complicity.
re: #94 The Pie Overlord!
Also, “Detroit”
I always tell Detroit jokes:
The sign at Metro: “Welcome to Detroit - now go home!”
As you drive into Detroit: “Welcome to Detroit - where the weak are killed and eaten”
And the ever ubiquitous: “I’m so tough, I vacation in Detroit!”
And there was some movie where the penalty was “Take him to Detroit!”
Nadler, days after Berman testified to House Judiciary about his ouster as US Attorney for SDNY: “Barr’s scheme was designed to disrupt the work of the office — including those implicating the president.”
— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 28, 2021
Vice principal in New Jersey tosses his beer at innocent people after his wife goes on a transphobic rant pic.twitter.com/A8YfXZRRxh
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 28, 2021
“Michael Smurro, vice principal of Neptune Middle School in Monmouth County, said in an email to The Associated Press on Tuesday that he regrets throwing his beer when he and his wife realized other patrons were filming them.”https://t.co/WneI5v7bw9 pic.twitter.com/JJ30QGJXW3
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) April 28, 2021
he’s only sorry because they were caught
The Greenhouse of Walled Lake cannabis dispensary says it’s given away more than 25,000 free pre-rolled joints to encourage people to get vaccinated against COVID-19. https://t.co/boq57zZYqf
— Detroit Metro Times (@metrotimes) April 28, 2021
Warp Speed! Drink!
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) April 28, 2021
re: #78 Backwoods_Sleuth
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— Manu Raju (@mkraju) April 28, 2021
meanwhile, it’s not that the WH has met with no republicans
“Top White House officials have quietly been meeting — on the Hill and over the phone — with Republican senators who drafted a counterproposal to President Biden’s infrastructure plan,” Axios reports.
“The GOP senators say they’re optimistic the Biden administration is open to concessions and can reach a compromise. They’ve been heartened by their talks with White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain, counselor to the president Steve Ricchetti and legislative affairs director Louisa Terrell.”
re: #71 Patricia Kayden
So this is who Glenn Greenwald is supporting? Alrighty then.
Scum Scumwald is his new name AFAIC.
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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re: #103 Eric The Fruit Bat
I used to visit a friend in Windsor, Ont. The contrast when you cross the border was pretty striking. She unfortunately became a wingnut. Beautiful woman, but she’s working for the virus.
re: #107 darthstar
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You could not pay me to watch fucking Tim Scott speak. He makes my skin crawl—every time I’ve been in a room with him, I have a visceral reaction to his smarmy bullshit.
And his whole “schools are safe” crap—my public school teaching niece is on her second quarantine after being exposed to covid-infected kids; little kids. (That doesn’t count the quarantine after her partner picked up a case in Florida, or why she STILL hasn’t gotten vaccinated, but that’s a different story altogether.)
re: #109 Dangerman
strangely curious as to how many of those that have met with Biden are amongst the group that refused to recognize the election results….
re: #113 BeachDem
We’ve had two COVID-19 disclosure notifications in the past week at my kids’ school. Schools aren’t safe. The kids might not get sick and die, but that’s never been the risk.
He’s sorry he didn’t get away with attacking a person due to his own deranged bigotry. WTF is on his head?
— Jeff Flanagan (@JeffMFlanagan) April 28, 2021
re: #113 BeachDem
You could not pay me to watch fucking Tim Scott speak. He makes my skin crawl—every time I’ve been in a room with him, I have a visceral reaction to his smarmy bullshit.
And his whole “schools are safe” crap—my public school teaching niece is on her second quarantine after being exposed to covid-infected kids; little kids. (That doesn’t count the quarantine after her partner picked up a case in Florida, or why she STILL hasn’t gotten vaccinated, but that’s a different story altogether.)
note he doesnt explain exactly what kind of ‘science’ has shown which schools to be safe and how they were made to be that way (ie $ and hard work, not magic)
Why do I have a bad feeling that too many people are starting to go overboard and act like the pandemic is already over? It’s not. If we end up with another surge in cases I think I might resign from the human race.
re: #118 Charles Johnson
Why do I have a bad feeling that too many people are starting to go overboard and act like the pandemic is already over? It’s not. If we end up with another surge in cases I think I might resign from the human race.
I’m vaccinated. I still wear a mask and stay at home as much as possible. It ain’t over ‘till it’s over.
re: #115 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
We’ve had two COVID-19 disclosure notifications in the past week at my kids’ school. Schools aren’t safe. The kids might not get sick and die, but that’s never been the risk.
But they also might get sick and die. Schools should have gone remote as soon as the new variants hit, but we suck at adapting to a crisis. Can’t wait to see us just murder each other when climate damage really starts to hurt us, rather than try to solve the problem.
re: #117 Dangerman
note he doesnt explain exactly what kind of ‘science’ has shown which schools to be safe and how they were made to be that way (ie $ and hard work, not magic)
I also like how he turns his bullshit into a pitch for “school choice,” like private and religious schools are magically safe.
Tim Scott nauseates me—and then, for a refreshing breath of fresh air, there’s my other nauseating senator, Lindsey Graham.
re: #118 Charles Johnson
Why do I have a bad feeling that too many people are starting to go overboard and act like the pandemic is already over? It’s not. If we end up with another surge in cases I think I might resign from the human race.
It’s pretty clear that most people completely avoid doing any kind of rational risk assessments.
If, god forbid, we ever get airborne Ebola, it seems plausible that it would actually end up killing fewer people than covid because people would actually take airborne ebola seriously.
re: #118 Charles Johnson
We’ll get a surge, because people are pretending its over, and its not.
I had to take an Uber this morning after dropping my car at a shop to have a stolen catalytic converter replaced. I did not like having to be in a car with another person.
In the Chicago suburbs, anyone over 16 with transportation can get vaccinated within a few days. I have several options once I get my car back, and would have gone a couple of days ago had my catalytic converter still been present. At least here, no one has an excuse to not be vaccinated.
re: #122 EPR-radar
So the solution may be to rename the next variant.
re: #124 jaunte
So the solution may be to rename the next variant.
Tell the Republicans that the next virus is Liberal. They’ll do anything in their power to destroy it.
re: #118 Charles Johnson
Case rates are inching up in San Diego county.
When I’m out and about I’m seeing much more lackadaisical attitude about distancing, masks, cleaning hands, etc.
Fortunately our vaccination effort is going along well down here, so even if we are at the front end of another wave the hospitals will be under less stress.
Friend of ours has ducks and chickens. She stopped by to drop off a few eggs for us. 18 of each. We’re only two people. Going to bring them to my sister’s in two weeks when we go to take care of my parents for a few days.
re: #118 Charles Johnson
Why do I have a bad feeling that too many people are starting to go overboard and act like the pandemic is already over? It’s not. If we end up with another surge in cases I think I might resign from the human race.
time to trot out my periodic PSA:
the virus will continue to spread for a long time
it is not stopped nor controlled.
not worldwide, not even in the US, or any individual state.
People are going to continue to die from this
People are going to continue to needlessly die from this
Don’t be one of them.
Do not personally sacrifice to this carnage.
Do not accept or promote this carnage as some kind of perverse new normal.
Let the idiots do what they want.
Your number one objective is to keep you and your people alive.
Jobs and schools are not more important than life itself: reasoning ‘what about jobs (or schools)’ while ignoring the science of pandemics and warnings by professionals reveals that someone believes a life’s worth is its economic output. They just revealed their lack of humanity.
If you are not vaccinated, nothing’s changed. The virus is totally unpredictable:
Anyone can get it
Anyone can have it and not know it
Anyone who has it (knowing or not) can pass it on
Anyone can survive it
Anyone can die from it
Anyone can experience nasty medical side effects that create a permanent pre-existing condition.
The virus does not fight fair
And it mutates.
doesn’t matter where you live, who your parents are, how much money you got, where you went or go to school, what your job is, your politics, gender, race, color, age, vegan or gluten status, how ‘in shape you are’, what your favorite tv show is, what the #1 movie was the year you turned 18…
If you are vaccinated you can still get it.
You can still pass it on.
Work outside your home if you have to
Do it smart, even if your boss / employer won’t.
And if you can’t, consider whether your job is worth your life (it isn’t).
Follow the safety measures you know work: vaccinate, wear a mask, wash your hands - sanitizer when you cant / until you can, avoid people, keep your distance when you can’t, limit interactions with the public, etc.
this is life or death.
not some asinine game or a goddamned political statement.
BREAKING: Brendan Hunt, a Trump supporter in Queens and son of a retired judge, has been found guilty of making threats on social media to kill Democrats in Congress after the Capitol riot.
He now faces up to 10 years in prison.https://t.co/3YDp3pIu7C— Nicole Hong (@nicole_hong) April 28, 2021
Thread, in which L. Lin Wood, Esq., goes straight off the deep end at the Georgia State Bar.
GUYS, Lin Wood just sent me (and presumably the entire Georgia Bar) an email. I’ll just let you read for yourself… pic.twitter.com/fYYXLUaZ8D
— Dumpster Fires Everywhere (@whatisayute) April 28, 2021
re: #121 BeachDem
I also like how he turns his bullshit into a pitch for “school choice,” like private and religious schools are magically safe.
Tim Scott nauseates me—and then, for a refreshing breath of fresh air, there’s my other nauseating senator, Lindsey Graham.
i feel ya
rick scott
marco rubio
desantis
at least i also have DWS
re: #128 darthstar
Friend of ours has ducks and chickens. She stopped by to drop off a few eggs for us. 18 of each. We’re only two people. Going to bring them to my sister’s in two weeks when we go to take care of my parents for a few days.
My friend has chickens. LOTS of deviled eggs in that house.
re: #131 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Thread, in which L. Lin Wood, Esq., goes straight off the deep end at the Georgia State Bar.
There is an attachment. Sounds like he’s getting disbarred.
WITH ATTACHMENT omg pic.twitter.com/dqFg1wD2sv
— Dumpster Fires Everywhere (@whatisayute) April 28, 2021
re: #131 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
‘Reign’ is what a monarch does. ‘Rein in’ is what a horse rider does.
Pedantic? Moi?
re: #129 Dangerman
the PSA and the reluctance to mask, distance or vaccine got me to thinking about this:
what’s the rush to ‘demask’?
what fundamental life affirming benefit?
convenience?
i mean what cosmic level goodness comes to you?
sure i get those who never wanted to.
they want everyone else to ‘go back to’ how it used to be.
well, there is no ‘getting back to normal’ (lgf 9/22/17)
just substitute “covid’ for ‘irma’
there is only going forward
it’s all there ever was, and is.
the rest is an illusion
re: #136 Nojay UK
‘Reign’ is what a monarch does. ‘Rein in’ is what a horse rider does.
Pedantic? Moi?
There’s also apparently an excerpt that says that lawyers swear an oath “to defend the customization of the United States” and now I can’t stop laughing.
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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also
went to the eye doc today
annual check up - it’s all good
eyes are dilated so i have absolutely no idea what i’m posting
it could be the solution to the unified field theory
or it could be cat pix
LOLWUT
wtf even are some of these??????? pic.twitter.com/cRpp1qFkXR
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) April 28, 2021
OK that is fake. This is the real one:
Joni Ernst Rants About “Liberal Fantasy Island” [VIDEO] - https://t.co/Vu2RHa1sfE pic.twitter.com/jOqv4hVcSA
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) April 28, 2021
re: #121 BeachDem
I also like how he turns his bullshit into a pitch for “school choice,” like private and religious schools are magically safe.
Tim Scott nauseates me—and then, for a refreshing breath of fresh air, there’s my other nauseating senator, Lindsey Graham.
had to be appointed into his senate seat. talk about affirmative action…..
re: #104 Backwoods_Sleuth
Barr = Obstruction of Justice charges are mandatory.
The Kremlin’s American political team experiencing consequences… https://t.co/MUNaNbEcOS
— Alexandra Chalupa (@AlexandraChalup) April 28, 2021
re: #141 The Pie Overlord!
It affects society as a whole.
Those are damn fighting words pic.twitter.com/TmUPTOiQBQ— 𝙒𝘽 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 🍕🐀😷 (@FormerDirtDart) April 28, 2021
re: #141 The Pie Overlord!
How the fuck did I miss sex blimps?
I must pay closer attention.
re: #131 O say, does that Star Spangled Banner yet wave..
Thread, in which L. Lin Wood, Esq., goes straight off the deep end at the Georgia State Bar.
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A. He doesn’t know the difference between rein and reign. (or much of anything else)
B. He’s now running for South Carolina Republican Chair, so why is he even concerning himself with Georgia?
C. He is a total loon and should have had his license revoked long ago.
re: #144 Patricia Kayden
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IF this is true, they really didnt hide it well
In addition to Rudy Giuliani, news just broke that Victoria Toensing had a search warrant executed on her home. It’s probably a/b Firtash, who paid Lev $1 mil, who then paid Rudy who was working for Trump for free. Translation- Putin was paying Trump. This may ensnare Barr too.
— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) April 28, 2021
So a little over two hours from now President Biden is going to take to the dais and address both houses of Congress…it’ll be interesting to see how many of the insurrectionists don’t show. The Rudy news has to have a number of people feeling nervous…you know he was emailing Trump allies directly right up to Jan 6.
re: #142 steve_davis
had to be appointed into his senate seat. talk about affirmative action…..
He was my rep back before they added district 7 and he was as big an asshole then as now.
re: #149 darthstar
So a little over two hours from now President Biden is going to take to the dais and address both houses of Congress…it’ll be interesting to see how many of the insurrectionists don’t show. The Rudy news has to have a number of people feeling nervous…you know he was emailing Trump allies directly right up to Jan 6.
i read there will only be 200 people present in the chamber instead of the usual 1000 or so
distancing and all
i dont know how they picked who
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) April 28, 2021
re: #153 nines09
Do all cats and dogs have Scottish accents, or is that just in Scottland?
re: #154 Punish Domestic Terrorists
Do all cats and dogs have Scottish accents, or is that just in Scottland?
If you listen very closely…..
“Dog Coin” is magic invisible scrip, sold to western peasants by banks, for dollars, euros, pounds, and such, which can be deposited but never withdrawn.
Lucky Dog Coin purchasers receive Dallas Mavericks t-shirts and similar trinkets. pic.twitter.com/r2H464ZW6j— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) April 28, 2021
re: #141 The Pie Overlord!
I feel that Poe parodies are destructive to democracy in general. It hurts both sides and just breads chaos.
A group of 1000 French military service members and 25 ex-generals signed a letter to a right-wing news outlet in support of military rule to prevent a potential “civil war” resulting from Islamism. Le Pen has publicly expressed her support for them https://t.co/ewxu2OAmsV
— Populism Updates (@PopulismUpdates) April 28, 2021
re: #146 nines09
How the fuck did I miss sex blimps?
I must pay closer attention.
The drawback, apparently, may be that Joni Ernst comes along with the sex blimp ….
re: #151 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips
The twitter consensus is that it’s not her real poster board
This is the real one.
Joni Ernst Rants About “Liberal Fantasy Island” [VIDEO] - https://t.co/Vu2RHa1sfE pic.twitter.com/jOqv4hVcSA
— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) April 28, 2021
Anti-vaccine conspiracist Naomi Wolf met with Maine lawmakers today and was promptly kicked out of the State Capitol after demanding the Governor listen to her unhinged conspiracies about Bill Gates microchipping innocents pic.twitter.com/J4akBrwbWO
— Nathan Bernard (@nathanTbernard) April 28, 2021
Found an almost perfect sand dollar today - love these little urchins. Plus a pic of live ones because they’re actually prettier. pic.twitter.com/7vKZijMtCJ
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) April 28, 2021
Missed opportunity. If the headline writer had written “radical moderation” this tweet would be used as evidence Biden controls Twitter and Facebook. https://t.co/D0fpT8HkO6
— Plant Based Dawg (@PresidentDawg) April 28, 2021
Per an informed source, those are the transmitters used to locate cell phones in the hall. Cell phones are banned. https://t.co/lwJ4uXRe4C
— Brahm Resnik (@brahmresnik) April 28, 2021
re: #157 Backwoods_Sleuth
This is true. When Bitcoin first spiked up to $16,000 a few years back, people were livid they couldn’t sell as it dropped 6,000 in a few days. You can, however trade it for other crypto…that you can’t sell.
re: #146 nines09
How the fuck did I miss sex blimps?
I must pay closer attention.
We waited for an hour, then took off without you.
Column: After 100 days, Kamala Harris is a big reason for Biden administration’s success https://t.co/mL08STVimw
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) April 28, 2021
re: #160 Jay C
The drawback, apparently, may be that Joni Ernst comes along with the sex blimp ….
I feel relieved….
re: #170 nines09
well, if that’s your kink, who are we to judge?
re: #167 BlueSpotinAL
We waited for an hour, then took off without you.
Is Joni on board and is she cutting off hog balls and what is the appetizer tonight?
Voting is essential. My office hosted non-partisan town halls, sent mailers and made sure everyone had the info they needed to feel confident voting. Not WHO to vote for, just HOW to do so.
The GOP wants to make sharing that information illegal. https://t.co/IhYkIy8vra— Mallory McMorrow (@MalloryMcMorrow) April 28, 2021
re: #172 nines09
Is Joni on board and is she cutting off hog balls and what is the appetizer tonight?
Here’s your hint: the appetizer is scrapple.
re: #37 Eclectic Cyborg
I wonder why?
Because taking prophylactic OTC meds may mask a complication from the vaccine that actually needs medical attention.
re: #174 BlueSpotinAL
Here’s your hint: the appetizer is scrapple.
You can’t scare me. Scrapple and pork roll are sacred.
JFC somebody jam a stake through its chest.
A legal group founded by former Trump aide Stephen Miller has filed a lawsuit claiming President Biden’s American Rescue Plan discriminates against white farmers. https://t.co/ND9rKG1ej1
— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 28, 2021
re: #84 No Malarkey!
Chicago does not have a particularly high crime rate for US cities. I think the right loves to portray it as a violent hellhole because it’s Obama’s hometown.
I was listening to MnPR this morning and some guy calling in said he’d only give Biden a 1 out of 10 because he’s doing NOTHING to bring this country together and the blurted out “LOOK AT CHICAGO!!” Happily, most of the other callers thought Biden was doing great.
worth the click
People loved Old Spice’s response to this woman’s ‘Eagle Fangs’ requesthttps://t.co/XNHhKWoGgE pic.twitter.com/n1XTghkcxc
— The Poke (@ThePoke) April 28, 2021
re: #175 Yeah Sure WhatEVs
My understanding is that since most otc pain relievers are NSAIDs they also prevent an inflammation response, which is what you want to have to kick the vaccine into gear. That response runs from a little pain at the injection site to full blown feeling like shit for a day or two. I was told to wait until after dinner time the day I got vaccinated and then it was ok to take whatever I take for a headache or aches and pains.
The paella pans have arrived at our Relief Kitchen on St. Vincent! 🥘 WCK’s Chef Mollie is breaking them in—cooking up fried rice with vegetables. These massive pans will allow the WCK team to prepare more hot meals for families still displaced by the eruption. #ChefsForSVG pic.twitter.com/KJ6k7zeQoY
— World Central Kitchen (@WCKitchen) April 28, 2021
Wanna know how hot dogs came to be?
Once upon a time a guy working in the back of a butcher shop held up a fist full of useless offal and screamed out;
“LOUIE!?? Watta we gonna do with this stuff, HUH!!??? WHAT??!!??”
And children everywhere smiled…..
The end
Powerful answer from Biden judicial nominee Candace Jackson-Akiwumi on the importance of diversity on the federal bench. Worth watching. pic.twitter.com/QavlWSwplC
— Sheldon Whitehouse (@SenWhitehouse) April 28, 2021
congrats, everyone https://t.co/FIX7e3gQMV
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 28, 2021
re: #146 nines09
How the fuck did I miss sex blimps?
I must pay closer attention.
I’ve heard the landings can be quick and sudden.
/
as everyone knows, getting infected with coronavirus makes you a public health expert https://t.co/7toObB0GQe
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2021
re: #181 Backwoods_Sleuth
This is seriously the best thing I have seen in awhile. Corporate outreach to a consumer is rarely fun or clever. Plus I am totally jealous and now I want my own Eagle Fang deodorant. And body wash.
Remember that fraud lawsuit claiming Dominion Voting Systems rigged the 2020 election? All 8 plaintiffs have withdrawn their claims and the case has been dismissed. pic.twitter.com/zQZ7Etd2mY
— Amanda Pampuro (@Bright_lamp) April 28, 2021
re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth
Republicans in positions of power keep saying they heard something insane, like they’re randos on a bar stool. We even had a President of that caliber. Fact checking must be for Liberals.
re: #190 A Mom Anon
This is seriously the best thing I have seen in awhile. Corporate outreach to a consumer is rarely fun or clever. Plus I am totally jealous and now I want my own Eagle Fang deodorant. And body wash.
and she was joking with the first couple of tweets
re: #105 Backwoods_Sleuth
he’s only sorry because they were caught
“I am superman, and I can do anything.”
I’ll be interested to hear how they rule on this moral quandary, since so many of them molest children. https://t.co/8GCoRxfx05
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 28, 2021
the meaning of covfefe pic.twitter.com/9BhkdqfG3q
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 28, 2021
So sometimes people do cooperate.
Many of Giuliani’s associates in Ukraine have helped investigators ahead of today’s raids on his home. One told me he spoke to FBI agents for 10 hours straight in a DC hotel. Another says he volunteered the passwords to his phone and email, then explained each message from Rudy
— Simon Shuster (@shustry) April 28, 2021
When I saw this, I immediately started preparing to send “billionaire” Donald Trump $100,000. But then I realized it had been 22 minutes since I received the message. So obviously, time was up and I sent nothing. Another dinner of canned beans for Don the Con tonight. pic.twitter.com/ua3JWGlkri
— Kurt “Masks Save Lives” Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) April 28, 2021
re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth
That’s the best part. But even as a joke, she’s not wrong. I have sensitive skin and anything really floral or perfumed breaks me out in hives. Which means most stuff marketed to women won’t work for me. I stick with cocoa butter or shea butter or something vanilla, and even some of those are more scent than actual ingredients. I would love to have more options.
Brexit crashing another political career:
Foster couldn’t keep London from reminding those on the plantation that they are, yes, on a plantation of the English and subject to London’s whims.
And Foster apparently isn’t anti-gay enough for her theocratic party members.
re: #201 stpaulbear
Won’t be much ash from Iceland. Iceland is the tip of a large igneous province that is built out basalt, which flows like a river.
What could happen is that this eruption goes on and on and on… for years. Even longer than some of the Hawaii eruptions.
re: #199 Patricia Kayden
This is one of many reasons why I do not give my e-mail out to political campaigns.
re: #188 Eclectic Cyborg
brings a nuanced meaning to “being deflated” for sure…
This is going to piss off the media to no end…
✅Correct answer. https://t.co/FDxViUNPiw
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) April 29, 2021
re: #207 darthstar
Yes. And they deserve every bit of it.
re: #199 Patricia Kayden
His new social media site is called “Kurt?” That’s gotta feel pretty awesome for you.
— Sean McCabe (@darthstar99) April 29, 2021
“A judge ruled on Wednesday that Cyber Ninjas, a company hired by Arizona Republicans to conduct an additional audit of the 2020 election, would not be allowed to file their policies and procedures with the court under seal.”https://t.co/2e19sLdTCJ
— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) April 28, 2021
re: #208 PhillyPretzel
Yes. And they deserve every bit of it.
I think WH spokespeople should be allowed to tilt their head to the side and smile every time they say this.
re: #210 Backwoods_Sleuth
The obvious Republican response to this outrage is to try to get more GOP partisan hacks into the judiciary.
re: #207 darthstar
“This president” (i.e., completely unlike That Fucking Guy). That’s some damn fine message discipline there.
re: #152 Dangerman
i read there will only be 200 people present in the chamber instead of the usual 1000 or so
distancing and all
i dont know how they picked who
Republicans now care about social distancing.
112 days ago terrorists ransacked the US Capitol and *hours later* 138-of-202 (68%) House republicans voted to make trump a dictator. They tried to finish the rioters’ job and end democracy. Never forget it.
— Bill Pascrell, Jr. (@BillPascrell) April 28, 2021
OH COME ON
this is what they’re running with pic.twitter.com/Ov73MmeOLb
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 29, 2021
INSANE
.@tuckercarlson is defending a Russian spy and telling insane lies about him. What the actual fuck? This is absolutely nuts even for him. Tucker is a total lunatic lately at new levels ever since that bizarre Gaetz interview. https://t.co/EzOvKtKkns
— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) April 29, 2021
re: #24 🌹UOJB!
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“If a cat was a Glasgow Mammy” #janeygodleyvoiceover pic.twitter.com/KgyjqghZz6
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) April 29, 2021
And Mazie Hirono will suddenly demonstrate an amazingly deep knowledge of hip hop history and explain everything that led up to it. https://t.co/pd8cLfnp2F
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 29, 2021
Just to annoy you I suspect and make you cry more https://t.co/ticJR57noS
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) April 28, 2021
re: #222 Backwoods_Sleuth
With all of the variants of COVID-19 it is better to be cautious.
And then we’ll find out it was scripted and planned and we won’t give a shit because it was so cool.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 29, 2021
When the Venn diagram of parody and reality is a tiny circle… https://t.co/Cs3xwRpU4J
— Lenny (@DimeStoreNinja) April 29, 2021
I just wish he would retire:
Alaska congressman Don Young, 87, announces 2022 reelection campaign
#History pic.twitter.com/6psYzdtQgL
— Joy-Ann Pro-Democracy & Masks Reid 😷 (@JoyAnnReid) April 29, 2021
LOL
If we get Sex Blimps, it’ll be a Goodyear. https://t.co/8E5dQ5yCvJ
— Emily Brandwin (@CIAspygirl) April 28, 2021
Hahahahahahah. https://t.co/rnO13OA7QG
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) April 29, 2021
I’ve set up a nice little living room in their heads, with a couch and TV, and apparently I never leave.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 29, 2021
We’ve arrived at the Capitol. Looking forward to the President’s address. pic.twitter.com/nw7FxlECPZ
— Vice President Kamala Harris (@VP) April 29, 2021
.@VP Harris and @SpeakerPelosi elbow bump pic.twitter.com/MppNX3AIGc
— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) April 29, 2021
Yep, I woke up and realized how awful the US right wing really was, before anyone was using the term “woke.”
It was a rude awakening but I wouldn’t change a thing. pic.twitter.com/F8xsqZ8F1e— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 29, 2021
I haven’t looked forward to a presidential address this much in a long time, and I’m so grateful it isn’t being delivered by the Trump-thing.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 29, 2021
Tech companies can learn:
Apple plans to open a new campus in the Raleigh, NC, area, with 3,000 employees working on software engineering, machine learning, and other technologies. The company will spend more than $1 billion on the campus, adding to previous plans to open a $1 billion campus in Austin, TX, next year. The NC campus will be located in the Research Triangle area, referring to its proximity to North Carolina State University, Duke University, and the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. The move comes as other technology companies, like Oracle, Google, and Amazon, expand outside the San Francisco Bay area to tap a larger pool of talent in areas with lower costs of living. Meanwhile, Apple announced that it would add 20,000 jobs nationwide over the next five years in cities including San Diego, Culver City, Boulder, and Seattle.
Every time I hear Joe Biden’s soothing, gentle voice I am so relieved that I don’t have to listen to someone who sounds like a sack of cats on the barbie.
— darth™ (@darth) April 29, 2021
re: #57 🌹UOJB!
The symbolism of those fcking assholes who spent the Fourth of July in Russia still infuriates me.
re: #229 Patricia Kayden
I really hope the VP walked in handing out copies of her book to Republicans inscribed, “I can’t wait to work with you on infrastructure!”
— Thomas Negron (@ThomasNegron) April 29, 2021
re: #232 darthstar
He’s capable of being a role-model, unlike the malignant narcissist that you changed your name for. That was so embarrassing for you. This is as well.
Why are Republicans so incapable of coping in a crisis? Why can’t they act like adults?— Jeff Flanagan (@JeffMFlanagan) April 29, 2021
re: #244 Punish Domestic Terrorists
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why the fuck do you care?
Why is Biden, who has been fully vaccinated, wearing a mask, outside, alone?
This is getting ridiculous.pic.twitter.com/zUElBMa4SN— Ronna McDaniel (@GOPChairwoman) April 28, 2021
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