Colbert Asks the Question of the Day: Will Jeff Bezos Release “The Apprentice” Tapes to Shame the Former President?

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Why would one of the world’s richest men pay almost twice the value for a struggling movie studio? Perhaps Jeff Bezos wanted to get his hands on outtakes from “The Apprentice,” rumored to contain filthy, racist comments by the former president. #Colbert #BTSonLSSC #Monologue

Donald Trump making filthy racist comments? Inconceivable!

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 10:20:29am

His fan base would love this and wear the quotes on crudely drawn tee shirts.

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 10:21:37am
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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 10:22:00am

I hope Bezos uses them to completely ruin DT. Or possible use them as a Sword of Damocles.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 10:22:14am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 10:23:20am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

The most popular Republicans are extremely loud and extremely stupid. It’s what the kakistocracy elevates. Shit is floating to the top.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 10:27:18am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

She is the GQP equivalent of Caligula trying to install his own horse in the Roman Senate.

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JOE 🥓  May 26, 2021 • 10:29:11am

re: #5 Punish Domestic Terrorists

The most popular Republicans are extremely loud and extremely stupid. It’s what the kakistocracy elevates. Shit is floating to the top.

It’s the Peter Principle in action. The more incompetent you are the higher you rise in the Republican Party.

It’s like a turd that floats in water.

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JOE 🥓  May 26, 2021 • 10:31:48am

‘I have done nothing wrong’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says anti-Semitic remarks are ‘how real Americans talk’

This Jew can vouch for getting endless doses of anti-Semitism from real murkins…

‘How real Americans talk’: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends anti-Semitic remarks

And Bannon needs to be arrested for fomenting sedition.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 10:33:08am
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Dr Lizardo  May 26, 2021 • 10:36:01am

re: #279 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Yes, and a pretty damn brilliant metaphor at that. It sure gets one’s attention.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 10:38:04am
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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 10:38:31am
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 10:38:48am

Pretty good headline from Fark.

27 years later, Newt Gingrich is working on a new Contract With America policy platform. Difficulty: this time around, his co-author isn’t Dick Armey, it’s the orange-stained leader of the Dick Army

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 26, 2021 • 10:42:42am

Hey, SD, I saw your post downstairs, and I have to say that I’ve used public transportation all my life (I consider it one of the benefits of urban life that I don’t have to have a car) and I’ve never had that kind of trouble.

Perhaps the problem is Indianapolis, and not public transportation (systems work better when the governing powers aren’t actively trying to kill them).

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 26, 2021 • 10:43:21am

If the Access Hollywood videos couldn’t derail Trump, The Apprentice outtakes will just embolden his followers.

Trump can’t be shamed.

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A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!  May 26, 2021 • 10:44:20am

re: #15 Eric The Fruit Bat

If the Access Hollywood videos couldn’t derail Trump, The Apprentice outtakes will just embolden his followers.

Trump can’t be shamed.

It’s not his followers that we have to reach.

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 10:47:09am

I’m in favor of anything that reveals more of the true nature and history of the former revolting swine.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 10:51:21am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 10:52:41am

re: #8 🌹UOJB!

‘I have done nothing wrong’: Marjorie Taylor Greene says anti-Semitic remarks are ‘how real Americans talk’

Because when I’m shooting the breeze, having a drink with my buddies I’m always sure to mention the holocaust didn’t really happen.

///

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darthstar  May 26, 2021 • 10:53:11am

Ratapult for the win

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 10:57:11am

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yes it is a historic moment but where is Jen Psaki?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 10:58:28am

re: #21 PhillyPretzel

Yes it is a historic moment but where is Jen Psaki?

she probably gets a day off from time to time

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 10:59:40am

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

That makes sense and after 4 years of DT firing everyone left and right I had to ask.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 11:01:06am
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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 11:03:16am

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

Apparently, pointing out that MTG is not smart is just bad as racism and antisemitism.

Uh, no. It matters when Congress members are not capable of thinking.

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darthstar  May 26, 2021 • 11:04:44am

re: #23 PhillyPretzel

That makes sense and after 4 years of DT firing everyone left and right I had to ask.

There was one guy who was abusive who didn’t last a week with Biden, but other than that it’s been pretty quiet. Be fun to put up a chart of resignations between Trump and Biden.

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:06:56am
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darthstar  May 26, 2021 • 11:08:01am

re: #26 darthstar

There was one guy who was abusive who didn’t last a week with Biden, but other than that it’s been pretty quiet. Be fun to put up a chart of resignations between Trump and Biden.

Looks like Trump’s first year was his worst. By year four he just had temp workers and loyalists.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 11:08:03am

re: #21 PhillyPretzel

Yes it is a historic moment but where is Jen Psaki?

Memorial Day break perhaps?

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Jay C  May 26, 2021 • 11:11:35am

re: #26 darthstar

There was one guy who was abusive who didn’t last a week with Biden, but other than that it’s been pretty quiet. Be fun to put up a chart of resignations between Trump and Biden.

Didn’t Rachel Maddow start doing that early on in TFG’s Administration, only to have to give up a few months in - because she ran out of room…?

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:11:37am
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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:12:23am

re: #31 Scottish Dragon

Claritin-D

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 11:12:41am
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Dopamine Fish  May 26, 2021 • 11:12:47am

re: #25 Charles Johnson

[Can’t find this tweet right now: twitter.com ]

Apparently, pointing out that MTG is not smart is just bad as racism and antisemitism.

Uh, no. It matters when Congress members are not capable of thinking.

It’s not quite like that. The comment I saw on your tweet apparently thinks it’s “ableist” to talk about someone’s lack of intelligence. For certain definitions of ableism, she’s right, but you’d have to stretch pretty far to get to any of those definitions. We’re not talking about someone who is not neurotypical (e.g. autism or some mental disorders), or someone who is handicapped due to injury or disease. We’re talking about someone who is willfully ignorant and chooses to use the brain God gave her to be a complete fucking moron. “Dim-witted” is not an ableist insult like “retarded” is.

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(((Archangel1)))  May 26, 2021 • 11:13:45am

Ladies and gents, I present to you the best tweet of the day: xD

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 11:14:21am

re: #32 jaunte

Claritin-D

Preach. You can only get that in my state with a freaking prescription and it happens to be one of the few allergy meds that actually works for me. Sigh.

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:16:05am

re: #36 Eclectic Cyborg

It’s been a life requirement for me for decades, but since I moved out of the city I don’t need it (I hope) anymore.

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BigPapa  May 26, 2021 • 11:16:11am

re: #33 Charles Johnson

All we know (with some level of certainty) is that 3 Wuhan people got sick in late November. It could have been COVID, it could have been another type of COVID, it could have been another virus altogether. The right wing mediaplex primes everything for conspiracy. Because that’s what it does.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 11:16:27am

re: #35 (((Archangel1)))

Yes. I think that one wins the internet for the day.

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Barefoot Grin  May 26, 2021 • 11:18:41am

I used to use Claritin-D even after the ID requirements. But after a couple of weeks the congestion usually got worse. I found that just using regular loratadine eliminates this problem. And given my meth habit, the D just pushed me over the edge anyway. //

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:20:00am
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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 11:21:02am

re: #41 Scottish Dragon

Full Steam Ahead.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 26, 2021 • 11:21:07am

re: #35 (((Archangel1)))

Ladies and gents, I present to you the best tweet of the day: xD

I’ll see you that tweet & raise you this one.

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 11:22:27am

re: #34 Dopamine Fish

It’s not quite like that. The comment I saw on your tweet apparently thinks it’s “ableist” to talk about someone’s lack of intelligence. For certain definitions of ableism, she’s right, but you’d have to stretch pretty far to get to any of those definitions. We’re not talking about someone who is not neurotypical (e.g. autism or some mental disorders), or someone who is handicapped due to injury or disease. We’re talking about someone who is willfully ignorant and chooses to use the brain God gave her to be a complete fucking moron. “Dim-witted” is not an ableist insult like “retarded” is.

Right. And again, to imply that it’s off limits to mention it when someone in a position of power seems to lack critical thinking skills strikes me as completely foolish and self-defeating.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:23:50am

Siri, show me fascism:

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 11:24:31am

I expect that overconfidence is a problem for her. It would be easy to have a big ego in her position.

Kim Kardashian says she failed the ‘baby bar’ exam (CNN)

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 11:25:00am

re: #45 Scottish Dragon

I can’t really say I’m surprised, but…motherfucker.

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:25:54am

re: #45 Scottish Dragon

“In one instance, the unit opened a case on a 68-year-old retiree in Florida who tweeted that the census, which is run by the Commerce Department, would be manipulated “to benefit the Trump Party!” records show.”

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:26:16am

“In another example, the unit searched Commerce servers for particular Chinese words, documents show. The search resulted in the monitoring of many Asian American employees over benign correspondence, according to two former investigators.

The office “has been allowed to operate far outside the bounds of federal law enforcement norms and has created an environment of paranoia and retaliation at the Department,” John Costello, a former deputy assistant secretary of intelligence and security at Commerce in the Trump administration, said in a statement for this story.”

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:26:55am

“The minority-party staff of the Senate Commerce Committee, under Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.), has been investigating ITMS’s activities since early this year, records show. More than a dozen whistleblowers have given closed-door statements, among them former investigators who allege that the office routinely overstepped its legal limits and has operated without meaningful oversight from within Commerce since the mid-2000s.

In a fact sheet released Monday summarizing preliminary findings of the review, Wicker said the unit improperly gathered information on foreign visitors and U.S. citizens. Wicker said “the ITMS has mutated into a rogue, unaccountable, police force without a clear mission.” An official report, he wrote, will be released in the coming months.”

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 11:28:54am

re: #45 Scottish Dragon

re: #47 Eclectic Cyborg

re: #49 jaunte

I read that one on May 24th and I saved it. I saw it in the morning and was reading it whenever I took a break.

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 11:29:21am
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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 11:30:09am

re: #51 PhillyPretzel

Look at the damage just one Trump-supporting bureaucrat can do, and there were a bunch.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 11:31:19am

re: #53 jaunte

Yes. Very damaging. And people want to know why I violently dislike DT.

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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 11:33:18am

re: #33 Charles Johnson

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There weren’t any virology labs in the 1300s.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 11:33:35am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 11:36:22am
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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 11:36:49am

re: #33 Charles Johnson

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i dont know if this is a tortured metaphor or not:

someone’s shot and bleeding on the ground. could die.

police are there within minutes

do they call ems and apply first aid or focus their energies speculating where the bullet was manufactured and what its sales history was?

there’s stuff that’s relevant to the immediate situation and stuff you can find out later.
of course now we are in ‘later’, but a year ago, we weren’t.

and if it turns out to be lab related, that doesn’t mean TFG was ‘correct’.
He was just guessing; he had no proof or support, just ‘people said’.

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IngisKahn  May 26, 2021 • 11:39:18am
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Mattand  May 26, 2021 • 11:39:53am

re: #44 Charles Johnson

Right. And again, to imply that it’s off limits to mention it when someone in a position of power seems to lack critical thinking skills strikes me as completely foolish and self-defeating.

The idea that all the people lecturing you about your “ableism” regarding Greene haven’t lobbed those same comments and HRC, Biden, Obama, et. al., is fucking bullshit.

Either that, or they’re the worst kind of sanctimonious Both Siders: “I would never make that kind of comment about a politician, regardless of their party!”

This fucking country. We basically watching one party, out in the open, try to subvert our democracy, and huge chunks of the elecorate is refusing to acknowledge reality.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:41:15am

re: #52 Charles Johnson

The Scottish Games episode was a hoot. My spouse and I still quote the skit with the doctor who insists on eating a chicken dinner set at the family table before going upstairs to treat the family dad who is literally being strangled by the Grim Reaper

“Is that chicken? Don’t mind if I do!”

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Mattand  May 26, 2021 • 11:42:45am

re: #52 Charles Johnson

I thought Dave Foley was basically banned from ever stepping foot back in Canada due to some lopsided divorce ruling against him; like he has to pay his ex 135% of everything he makes for the next 50 years, or something insane like that.

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 11:43:23am

re: #44 Charles Johnson

Right. And again, to imply that it’s off limits to mention it when someone in a position of power seems to lack critical thinking skills strikes me as completely foolish and self-defeating.

she’s in an elected position of power and authority
voted in by a mere 200k republicans.

and while she met the legal criteria for the office and got the votes, it is fair for the entire rest of the country to ask whether she is intellectually qualified for the job.

Is she:
- a pathetic performance artist
- doing this all on her own
- being manipulated or controlled by someone else

- poorly and/or un/under educated
- knowingly and deliberately misrepresenting history and facts

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:44:02am

re: #62 Mattand

I thought Dave Foley was basically banned from ever stepping foot back in Canada due to some lopsided divorce ruling against him; like he has to pay his ex 135% of everything he makes for the next 50 years, or something insane like that.

I had heard whispers here and there that women had a very hard time working with the core cast.

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Mattand  May 26, 2021 • 11:44:25am

re: #61 Scottish Dragon

The Scottish Games episode was a hoot. My spouse and I still quote the skit with the doctor who insists on eating a chicken dinner set at the family table before going upstairs to treat the family dad who is literally being strangled by the Grim Reaper

“Is that chicken? Don’t mind if I do!”

I always went back and forth on that show. There were some bits that were really inspired and others where I was like “Um, sure.”

The guy addicted to tea who hallucinates a giant talking tea bag was pretty funny, though.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 11:45:54am

re: #52 Charles Johnson

UCB are my #1 comedy group, with the Kids a close second.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:46:00am

re: #65 Mattand

I always went back and forth on that show. There were some bits that were really inspired and others where I was like “Um, sure.”

The guy addicted to tea who hallucinates a giant talking tea bag was pretty funny, though.

I’m the Chicken Lady!

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Mattand  May 26, 2021 • 11:46:48am

re: #67 Scottish Dragon

I’m the Chicken Lady!

EVILLLL!!!!!!!

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JOE 🥓  May 26, 2021 • 11:47:22am

re: #63 Dangerman

Is she:
- a pathetic performance artist
- doing this all on her own
- being manipulated or controlled by someone else

- poorly and/or un/under educated
- knowingly and deliberately misrepresenting history and facts

They seek her here
They seek her there
Those Republicans seek her
Everywhere
Is she of the working class?
Or is she an offensive ass?
That damned outrageous
Bimborelle?

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 11:50:53am

re: #69 🌹UOJB!

Is she:
- a pathetic performance artist
- doing this all on her own
- being manipulated or controlled by someone else

- poorly and/or un/under educated
- knowingly and deliberately misrepresenting history and facts

They seek her here
They seek her there
Those Republicans seek her
Everywhere
Is she of the working class?
Or is she an offensive ass?
That damned outrageous
Bimborelle?

just call me leslie howard

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Jay C  May 26, 2021 • 11:53:05am

re: #63 Dangerman

Is she: [MTG]
- a pathetic performance artist
- doing this all on her own
- being manipulated or controlled by someone else

- poorly and/or un/under educated
- knowingly and deliberately misrepresenting history and facts

Just IMHO:

- Yes
- Yes
- Maybe ( not that it would make much difference)
- Maybe, but doubtful
- most definitely Yes.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 11:54:12am

re: #70 Dangerman

Surely you’re not serious?

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JOE 🥓  May 26, 2021 • 11:54:15am

re: #68 Mattand

EVILLLL!!!!!!!

When Chicken Lady rode the horse…

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austin_blue  May 26, 2021 • 12:01:29pm

All VROOM, no BOOM.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 12:03:04pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 12:09:34pm
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teleskiguy  May 26, 2021 • 12:13:08pm

re: #75 Backwoods_Sleuth

I guess hooligans is a step up from ruffians?

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2021 • 12:14:10pm

White supremacist scallywags.

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lawhawk  May 26, 2021 • 12:14:28pm

New Trump tapes will have precisely the same outcome as the old Trump tapes: none.

They will have no effect. I don’t care that Trump might get angry. I don’t care that Trump might be peeved that they get released. He’s a lunatic with a microphone. He’s a sex predator. He’s a criminal who still thinks he’s above the law.

What’s worse is that his know nothing base think he’s great and that being a bigot misogynist and sex predator are good things.

What we need to see is indictments. And that’s still taking far too long to happen, and the DOJ has to deal with unraveling the mess Trump made at the DOJ too. Counting on NYS is going to take time as financial crimes always take longer to work through courts.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:19:44pm

re: #78 teleskiguy

White supremacist scallywags.

Lollygags, guttersnipes and ragamuffins.

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lawhawk  May 26, 2021 • 12:22:18pm

GOP treasonweasel clowns show how much they care about investing in the future (they don’t). They’re suddenly concerned about inflation and “stagflation”.

Who? The usual suspects - Scott and Johnson:

They’re all spewing the same nonsensical talking points about inflation. They didn’t care about inflation or debt when Trump pushed the TCJA through to help billionaires get even more wealth while everyone else could barely tread water. Now, they’re suddenly concerned about inflation.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:27:37pm

Apparently he fired at a second vehicle as well.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:36:57pm

I’m wondering this as well. There was a similar incident with a Saudi prince in California a few years ago. Expensive car and guns.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 12:40:45pm
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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:41:23pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

Hereeeeeee’s the wind up……

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 12:42:27pm

re: #83 Scottish Dragon

I’m wondering this as well. There was a similar incident with a Saudi prince in California a few years ago. Expensive car and guns.

If a prince comes here to act like a gang member, they should rot in prison. No special treatment for criminals.

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KingKenrod  May 26, 2021 • 12:44:21pm

Good news for climate. A shareholder revolt has led to two Exxon board members being replaced with pro-climate action candidates. And two more might be replaced by the end of the day. Exxon had been foot-dragging change for a long time.

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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 12:44:32pm

re: #84 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Looks like it’s doing a free throw.

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Dopamine Fish  May 26, 2021 • 12:45:24pm

May have already been posted here since it’s from yesterday, but if not, here’s some afternoon entertainment.

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Barefoot Grin  May 26, 2021 • 12:45:32pm

re: #86 Punish Domestic Terrorists

If a prince comes here to act like a gang member, they should rot in prison. No special treatment for criminals.

They often get out before justice can be served, unfortunately.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2021 • 12:45:34pm

I have to admit, the weeks after my birthday I’ve always experienced some form of seasonal affect disorder. Just in the last few days it has truly sunk in that the ski season is over until next winter. Skiing is my zen, my time on this planet I deem valuable. 77 days on skis this winter, that’s pretty damned respectable. Still, it’ll take a shit-ton of effort - in multiple facets, physically, financially, geographically - to go skiing again until five, six months from now. This time of year, always a tinge of melancholy for me.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:45:54pm

I am not always on board with Sarah Kendzior, but this is absolutely dead on the money.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 12:47:39pm
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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 12:48:42pm

re: #92 Scottish Dragon

I am not always on board with Sarah Kendzior, but this is absolutely dead on the money.

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Biden isn’t in control of Congress. OTOH, the FBI is still arresting people and the DOJ is still charging them.

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Dr Lizardo  May 26, 2021 • 12:49:47pm

re: #90 Barefoot Grin

They often get out before justice can be served, unfortunately.

There was a case like that up in Portland, OR. The accused was a Saudi national who boogied off back home to the KSA before he could stand trial. IIRC, it was a homicide charge.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 12:51:07pm

re: #94 Belafon

Biden isn’t in control of Congress. OTOH, the FBI is still arresting people and the DOJ is still charging them.

Until the ringleader is brought to justice, it’s just henchmen being sacrificed.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:51:50pm

re: #94 Belafon

Biden isn’t in control of Congress. OTOH, the FBI is still arresting people and the DOJ is still charging them.

Visible leadership is needed, and that can only come from the President. The GQP is erasing history in front of us, and the next armed insurgency will have the benefit of past experience.

This is the most serious danger we have faced in generations. The lack of urgency is astonishing.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 12:53:41pm
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sagehen  May 26, 2021 • 12:53:44pm

re: #81 lawhawk

GOP treasonweasel clowns show how much they care about investing in the future (they don’t). They’re suddenly concerned about inflation and “stagflation”.

Who? The usual suspects - Scott and Johnson:

They’re all spewing the same nonsensical talking points about inflation. They didn’t care about inflation or debt when Trump pushed the TCJA through to help billionaires get even more wealth while everyone else could barely tread water. Now, they’re suddenly concerned about inflation.

wages at the bottom aren’t even CLOSE to stagnant.

Restaurants and ice cream shops and Starbucks and Costco and Amazon are all raising their wages. Because that’s what it takes to staff up when everyone’s getting stopped at the border, the H1B’s aren’t coming, and the college kids whose parents are near retirement age and have 401k’s are taking them abroad.

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lawhawk  May 26, 2021 • 12:55:03pm

re: #92 Scottish Dragon

I am not always on board with Sarah Kendzior, but this is absolutely dead on the money.

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It’s as though some people who should know better don’t. Biden isn’t an autocrat who can simply get DOJ to act. DOJ is an independent agency and Garland was installed late given the GOP obstructionism starting before 1/20. He’s got to overcome all the corruption within the DOJ thanks to Trump before you can get to prosecuting those higher up in the food chain.

FBI is still investigating and arresting 1/6 participants, and the DOJ continues indicting them. They’re working up the food chain, but it’s not like Biden can make it happen faster.

As for Congress, the GOP continue their obstruction, delay, deny, and attempts to memory hole 1/6, because all of the participants were GOPers, incited by GOPers, and are solely responsible for the attempted overthrow. Congress is nearly 50/50 split, which means Democrats don’t have the numbers to force action faster, as much as people want or would like.

Should Biden and others be taking to the airwaves to highlight that the treasonweasels are still out there, and are still working to corrupt and sabotage govt? Absolutely.

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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 12:57:51pm

re: #97 Scottish Dragon

Visible leadership is needed, and that can only come from the President. The GQP is erasing history in front of us, and the next armed insurgency will have the benefit of past experience.

This is the most serious danger we have faced in generations. The lack of urgency is astonishing.

What’s he going to do? Leader it all better? Do you want the president getting involved in the DOJ? Unless he bypasses Constitutional rules, the pace we’re moving at is the pace it’s going to be.

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sagehen  May 26, 2021 • 12:57:56pm

re: #90 Barefoot Grin

They often get out before justice can be served, unfortunately.

sorta kinda like what the US diplomat’s wife did after killing some English kid?

Sadly, we don’t have the moral high ground here.

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lawhawk  May 26, 2021 • 12:59:50pm

Weather updates: NYC metro under severe t-storm watch until 10pm. Further west, storms have already sparked severe weather reports, including downed trees and even a barn collapse near Harrisburg PA. Severe weather reports continue all the way up into Western NY and Finger Lakes. Here in Northern NJ, it’s still mostly sunny and hot. The more the sun heats things up, the more likely we see severe weather thanks to atmospheric instability.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 1:00:28pm

re: #100 lawhawk

Should Biden and others be taking to the airwaves to highlight that the treasonweasels are still out there, and are still working to corrupt and sabotage govt? Absolutely.

This is an important point. We are allowing the seditionists to write the history of this already. POTUS and honestly, DOJ leadership need to be out in front talking about this NOW.

It’s been over 100 days since the event and DOJ hasn’t even scheduled a single freaking press conference! Believe me, the NatSec and former DOJ ppl on twitter have noticed. This was a fundamental attack on our basis of government, and we haven’t heard one damned thing from anybody in govt except some wanted posters.

It’s like, what if we tried to overthrow the government and nobody cared lol?

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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 1:03:14pm

re: #104 Scottish Dragon

This is an important point. We are allowing the seditionists to write the history of this already. POTUS and honestly, DOJ leadership need to be out in front talking about this NOW.

It’s been over 100 days since the event and DOJ hasn’t even scheduled a single freaking press conference! Believe me, the NatSec and former DOJ ppl on twitter have noticed. This was a fundamental attack on our basis of government, and we haven’t heard one damned thing from anybody in govt except some wanted posters.

It’s like, what if we tried to overthrow the government and nobody cared lol?

I could definitely support Garland getting in front of the cameras more.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 1:03:15pm

re: #103 lawhawk

Pink on the map is not good especially with orange.
weather.gov

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 1:05:52pm

re: #101 Belafon

What’s he going to do? Leader it all better? Do you want the president getting involved in the DOJ? Unless he bypasses Constitutional rules, the pace we’re moving at is the pace it’s going to be.

He needs to speak to the American ppl. The DOJ needs to speak to the American ppl. The DOJ has not had a single press conference yet over 100 days after the fact. Most mass shootings have multiple press conferences within 12 hours of the event, and this was an attempt to overthrow the government and murder the VP and members of congress fer crying out loud.

I do not buy this helplessness we are doing all we can just be patient with our silence.

I was patient under Mueller and his silence. That was a mistake. It’s time for the man in charge to start talking to us.

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Romantic Heretic  May 26, 2021 • 1:05:55pm

re: #13 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Contract With On America.

The first one didn’t succeed. Although it left the victim badly injured.

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gocart mozart  May 26, 2021 • 1:07:02pm
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Teddy's Person  May 26, 2021 • 1:08:30pm

Teddy is practicing to win the national doggy nap off (no dogs were awakened by the taking of this photo).

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 1:09:25pm

I assume it streams through hell.

I Guess A Warhammer Streaming Service Was Inevitable (Kotaku)

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ckkatz  May 26, 2021 • 1:12:00pm

In my humble opinion….

Biden has been president for 126 days.

I agree with you that the tfg coup attempts, past, ongoing and future are _extremely_ dangerous.

I have no doubt that the WH and Democratic Congressional leadership is well aware of this. But handling this in an effective way is going to take time. And, going to require sufficient consensus and framework to ensure that it stands after the Biden Presidency.

It seems to me that the problem has not even been fully scoped yet. Let alone a workable set of solutions devised, bought in-on, and implemented.

And, of course, as soon as they implement an idiot proof solution, a better idiot will happen along.

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Mike Lamb  May 26, 2021 • 1:12:06pm

re: #81 lawhawk

GOP treasonweasel clowns show how much they care about investing in the future (they don’t). They’re suddenly concerned about inflation and “stagflation”.

Who? The usual suspects - Scott and Johnson:

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They’re all spewing the same nonsensical talking points about inflation. They didn’t care about inflation or debt when Trump pushed the TCJA through to help billionaires get even more wealth while everyone else could barely tread water. Now, they’re suddenly concerned about inflation.

Well, inflation, as low as it has been, has steadily outpaced wages for years. Maybe bumping wages would allow things to catch up some…crazy I know.

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William Lewis  May 26, 2021 • 1:12:15pm

As a follow up to my earlier comment, its a strange feeling when you’re both in your 50s and your girlfriend’s 80-something parents start acting like we’re teenagers again. Of course I was The Bad Boy in high school… 😎

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 1:12:28pm

re: #111 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I assume it streams through hell.

I Guess A Warhammer Streaming Service Was Inevitable (Kotaku)

There was supposed to be warhammer show in development for Netflix based on the Eisenhorn novels.

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Scottish Dragon  May 26, 2021 • 1:14:04pm

Going back home again. Super bad pain day, so ugh. See you guys hopefully tomorrow.

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ckkatz  May 26, 2021 • 1:15:50pm

re: #106 PhillyPretzel

Yup, awaiting my turn with the onrushing weather front too. Currently getting dark and gloomy in Northern Virginia.

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gocart mozart  May 26, 2021 • 1:17:30pm

This happened in 2012 but I just learned about it.

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ckkatz  May 26, 2021 • 1:24:27pm

re: #111 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I assume it streams through hell.

I Guess A Warhammer Streaming Service Was Inevitable (Kotaku)

Ha! I have been looking at WarHammer:TotalWar II for the past few months. Learning the game mechanics and interface is going to a long while.I But it does seem to be the next step in Civilization style gaming for those who have the time and focus to learn all the requisite details..

I just finished watching a series of video-streams by a very good player on one of the campaign scenarios. It took him 21 hours to successfully complete the campaign. And he knew exactly when and where he could cut corners to speed game play up.

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Nojay UK  May 26, 2021 • 1:28:01pm

re: #102 sagehen

sorta kinda like what the US diplomat’s wife did after killing some English kid?

Sadly, we don’t have the moral high ground here.

It’s been speculated that the lady in question is (or was) CIA operating under non-official cover rules, somewhat like Valerie Plame (remember her?) It’s a cushy slot pretending to be the ignorable arm-candy of a more visible diplomat or other foreign service functionary, it gets them through doors and able to see stuff and listen to conversations between people who think you’re part of the furniture.

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gocart mozart  May 26, 2021 • 1:37:07pm
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Hecuba's daughter  May 26, 2021 • 1:39:17pm

re: #102 sagehen

sorta kinda like what the US diplomat’s wife did after killing some English kid?

Sadly, we don’t have the moral high ground here.

The diplomat’s wife was in the wrong but she did not deliberately try to harm the teenager; it was an accident due to incompetence, rather than malice. Legally, that may not matter but it was a different situation.

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 1:40:06pm
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aatharuv  May 26, 2021 • 1:45:03pm

re: #96 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Until the ringleader is brought to justice, it’s just henchmen being sacrificed.

I really hope their strategy is, get the henchmen to rat on their bosses, and move up the chain until they get to the ringleaders.

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gocart mozart  May 26, 2021 • 1:45:41pm
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retired cynic  May 26, 2021 • 1:49:07pm

My birds are starting to run my life. Not tall enough to hang the wren house, so got a friend to do it, a bit late, and she was letting me hear about it. Moved in as soon as it was up.

Haven’t seen a hummingbird, but opened the front door, and one was in my face. OK! I’ve hung that feeder.

Have four different kinds of bird seed out. Have all sorts, including one lovely day had a goldfinch, an indigo bunting and a house finch on one of the feeders all at the same time. Gold, blue and red. Too bad I don’t have JeffreyW’s camera setup! You will just have to take my word for it.

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Nojay UK  May 26, 2021 • 1:50:51pm

re: #122 Hecuba’s daughter

The diplomat’s wife was in the wrong but she did not deliberately try to harm the teenager; it was an accident due to incompetence, rather than malice. Legally, that may not matter but it was a different situation.

The police wanted to question her about the accident as there may have been a case to be made for a criminal charge of causing death through careless driving which covers incompetence behind the wheel. This can’t be done as the US won’t return her to the UK for this regardless of the questionable claims of diplomatic immunity — it’s normal for any country’s citizens covered by DI to be listed and registered with the authorities and the lady was not on any such list of people. Being family of DI individuals does provide certain rights but diplomatic immunity per se is not automatically extended to them.

A friend of mine is the son of a British diplomat who was seconded to the Embassy in Washington DC when he was a lot younger. He had a special visa in his passport which allowed him long-term resident status and made it easier to get through C&I when he flew to the States but that’s all. If he had committed criminal acts while in the US he was not exempt from investigation and possible criminal charges.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 26, 2021 • 1:51:20pm

re: #14 A hollow voice says NOW drain that swamp!

Hey, SD, I saw your post downstairs, and I have to say that I’ve used public transportation all my life (I consider it one of the benefits of urban life that I don’t have to have a car) and I’ve never had that kind of trouble.

Perhaps the problem is Indianapolis, and not public transportation (systems work better when the governing powers aren’t actively trying to kill them).

My niece lives in Chicago; they suspended travel by public transportation due to the pandemic. Both she and her husband have been working from home, but he will likely be returning to the office this fall and he will use the bus to commute. The only reason she drove to work is that her workplace is not convenient and the unpredictable timing of buses is a problem but most residents of the city routinely take public transportation. In any case, finding parking is a nightmare and fees charged by parking garages amount to highway robbery.

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William Lewis  May 26, 2021 • 1:51:56pm

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wrenchwench  May 26, 2021 • 1:52:44pm

re: #126 retired cynic

My birds are starting to run my life. ….

Dinosaurs. Be careful.

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wrenchwench  May 26, 2021 • 1:58:38pm

I live in a town where the buses are free*, and worth the price. Once per hour. I can walk to my usual destinations in half an hour, and it’s good for me.

*there’s a state payroll tax for transportation.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 2:01:13pm

re: #131 wrenchwench

This is what Philly has:
septa.org

I take it to work and before COVID-19 to King of Prussia Mall. It is okay and can be improved.

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ericblair  May 26, 2021 • 2:02:58pm

re: #127 Nojay UK

The police wanted to question her about the accident as there may have been a case to be made for a criminal charge of causing death through careless driving which covers incompetence behind the wheel. This can’t be done as the US won’t return her to the UK for this regardless of the questionable claims of diplomatic immunity — it’s normal for any country’s citizens covered by DI to be listed and registered with the authorities and the lady was not on any such list of people. Being family of DI individuals does provide certain rights but diplomatic immunity per se is not automatically extended to them.

I haven’t been following the case, but have some experience with diplomatic/official status, and this seems extremely strange. She had to have some sort of defined residency status in the UK, unless of course the Home Office completely fucked something up, which doesn’t seem exactly impossible.

If someone does have diplomatic status in the country, they cannot be arrested or imprisoned, and the only thing the host country can do is PNG (persona non grata) them back to their home country. The reasoning is that the nations that signed the Vienna Convention didn’t want their diplomats taken hostage on bullshit criminal charges just when a war is breaking out, basically.

There are lesser forms of immunity, like limited transactional immunity, where people are immune to prosecution for anything performed as part of their official duties, but this is obviously meaningless for an accompanying spouse and is generally for employees of international organizations or visiting foreign government.

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wrenchwench  May 26, 2021 • 2:03:58pm

I think it’s the fur factor.

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Patricia Kayden  May 26, 2021 • 2:04:01pm

re: #31 Scottish Dragon

A vote. An abortion. Access to healthcare.

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wrenchwench  May 26, 2021 • 2:05:13pm

re: #134 wrenchwench

They’re kidding. It’s a lamb.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 2:14:45pm

re: #134 wrenchwench

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aatharuv  May 26, 2021 • 2:15:31pm

A frequent Faux News guest who is a retired NYPD detective links the San Jose shootings with vaccinations falsely claims an increase in shootings is linked to an increase in vaccinations.

Fox News guest baselessly links San Jose mass shooting to vaccines

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DodgerFan1988  May 26, 2021 • 2:17:19pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 2:17:34pm

re: #138 aatharuv

A frequent Faux News guest who is a retired NYPD detective links the San Jose shootings with vaccinations falsely claims an increase in shootings is linked to an increase in vaccinations.

Fox News guest baselessly links San Jose mass shooting to vaccines

Fox News cultivated an audience of willfully-ignorant people, and worked for years to make them froth with insanity. They have to serve up crazy people who will lie to an audience that demands exactly that product.

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Jay C  May 26, 2021 • 2:17:52pm

re: #133 ericblair

I haven’t been following the case, but have some experience with diplomatic/official status, and this seems extremely strange. She had to have some sort of defined residency status in the UK, unless of course the Home Office completely fucked something up, which doesn’t seem exactly impossible.

If someone does have diplomatic status in the country, they cannot be arrested or imprisoned, and the only thing the host country can do is PNG (persona non grata) them back to their home country. The reasoning is that the nations that signed the Vienna Convention didn’t want their diplomats taken hostage on bullshit criminal charges just when a war is breaking out, basically.

There are lesser forms of immunity, like limited transactional immunity, where people are immune to prosecution for anything performed as part of their official duties, but this is obviously meaningless for an accompanying spouse and is generally for employees of international organizations or visiting foreign government.

I had to go look it up: sadly, the name isn’t all that familiar: the Harry Dunn case.

Unfortunately for Harry’s family, the case against the US driver (Anne Sacoolas) never got resolved: the latest Wiki has on it is that a civil suit filed in VA in late 2019 is still pending. And seems likely to be for a while.

I do recall the grotesquely embarrassing trip Dunn’s parents made in 2019 to the US to try to lobby TFG’s Admin for some action:

When Dunn’s parents visited the White House on 15 October 2019 to meet with “a senior official”, Trump told them that Sacoolas was waiting “in the next room” to meet them, an option they and their lawyer rejected as being too soon, and something that should take place on British soil.[35][36] Trump called his meeting with the Dunn family “beautiful in a certain way.” He also said driving on the wrong side “happens to a lot of people” because they “go to Europe and the roads are opposite.”[37] It was later alleged that Trump had intended to pay the family compensation, but they refused it: the Dunn family’s spokesman reported that the White House meeting ended with the president saying the Secretary of the Treasury, Steven Mnuchin, was “standing by ready to write a cheque”, adding: “It was almost as if he let it slip out. When he said: ‘We’ve got the driver [Sacoolas] here’, he basically meant we’re all going to have a big hug and a kiss and I’ll get my treasury guy to write a cheque. That’s how it was. On the day it just didn’t register with me, but the more I think about those words, the more shocking it is.”[38]

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 2:18:10pm

re: #138 aatharuv

A frequent Faux News guest who is a retired NYPD detective links the San Jose shootings with vaccinations falsely claims an increase in shootings is linked to an increase in vaccinations.

Fox News guest baselessly links San Jose mass shooting to vaccines

This seems like it was fucking bound to happen. Good grief.

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EPR-radar  May 26, 2021 • 2:20:39pm

re: #134 wrenchwench

It’s because of human head size.

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The Ghost of a Flea  May 26, 2021 • 2:22:30pm

re: #139 DodgerFan1988

Well, it’s two bad things and all bad things are correlated with one another, because the alternative is that the FNC-viewer’s feelings aren’t reality and their misery is internal and not cause by secret cabals of weirdos and perverts.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 26, 2021 • 2:23:17pm

re: #46 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I expect that overconfidence is a problem for her. It would be easy to have a big ego in her position.

Kim Kardashian says she failed the ‘baby bar’ exam (CNN)

What is the baby bar exam?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 2:25:27pm

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What is the baby bar exam?

Apparently, it’s a test you take while still studying for your degree.

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Barefoot Grin  May 26, 2021 • 2:27:22pm

Someone shot at US Marshalls serving a warrant in north end of Manchester, NH. That’s the wealthier, but bluer side of the city. There has been an 8-hour standoff and several different PDs have sent support as well as the latest in “toys.” The Manchester FB page that keeps track of police and fire events is filled with comments from people living in other parts of town: “Biden’s America”; “they would’ve burned the house down if it were on the east side” (probably true); “that’s what happens when people won’t take jobs” (I lol’ed at that one); “So who will be first to say ‘I’m so glad I don’t live in Manchester anymore’?” Anyway, I drive over to an empty college campus nearby to walk the dog. that was no problem, but I did a little snooping and the entire area a couple of blocks south is shut down.

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steve_davis  May 26, 2021 • 2:30:57pm

re: #82 Scottish Dragon

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Apparently he fired at a second vehicle as well.

well, the maserati presumably narrows it down a bit.

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Barefoot Grin  May 26, 2021 • 2:32:02pm

re: #148 steve_davis

well, the maserati presumably narrows it down a bit.

Is Maserati Junior Partner or Full Partner status?

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sagehen  May 26, 2021 • 2:32:22pm

re: #133 ericblair

I haven’t been following the case, but have some experience with diplomatic/official status, and this seems extremely strange. She had to have some sort of defined residency status in the UK, unless of course the Home Office completely fucked something up, which doesn’t seem exactly impossible.

Just to add insult to injury, TFG invited the English kid’s family to the White House to “settle the matter”. They thought he was going to hand her over for return to the UK. Instead, he had the woman in an adjoining room, and wanted to bring her in to apologize and ask for forgiveness. The English family, and the British Ambassador, were understandably outraged.

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Eventual Carrion  May 26, 2021 • 2:34:32pm

re: #43 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I’ll see you that tweet & raise you this one.

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I also have a white flag flying from my flagpole. It too is a confederate flag, the last one.

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BeachDem  May 26, 2021 • 2:35:13pm

re: #146 Eclectic Cyborg

Apparently, it’s a test you take while still studying for your degree.

But guys, Kimmy said she studied 10-12 hours a day for six weeks, and she has more important things to deal with now:

“Like, I can’t do it again. I don’t have time. To do the next test is in November. And I’m filming the ending of our show, which will be so emotional. I have every birthday under the sun, you know, it’s my birthday — my 40th — I planned this whole trip and it’s too late to cancel. And if I fail again, it’s like, what’s the point?” she told her sisters.

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 2:42:12pm
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steve_davis  May 26, 2021 • 2:46:41pm

re: #98 Scottish Dragon

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When I worked for a newspaper in advertising, I was told “do not have any kind of political stuff on your car.” This works for journalists as well. You can believe whatever you want, but don’t take political positions in stuff that people are going to associate with your employment at the paper, because it can give the impression you aren’t objective, and that the paper isn’t objective in coverage.

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 2:48:00pm

re: #152 BeachDem

But guys, Kimmy said she studied 10-12 hours a day for six weeks, and she has more important things to deal with now:

“Like, I can’t do it again. I don’t have time. To do the next test is in November. And I’m filming the ending of our show, which will be so emotional. I have every birthday under the sun, you know, it’s my birthday — my 40th — I planned this whole trip and it’s too late to cancel. And if I fail again, it’s like, what’s the point?” she told her sisters.

to pass the (at the time) 5 part cpa exam:
- took review classes for two years at night
- studied virtually every saturday and sunday at home for those 2 years / no life
- while working full time
- and commuting more than an hour a day (each way, but no not uphill both ways)

had to do a couple of parts more than once

she wants it gifted

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 2:51:39pm

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 3:15:03pm

Ahh. I hear rumbling. The storm is coming in.

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mmmirele  May 26, 2021 • 3:18:34pm

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What is the baby bar exam?

It’s a test required of people who complete the first year of a three year legal program at a California law school that is not accredited by the American Bar Association OR who have been apprenticing. Kardashian falls into the latter category. Basically, if you pass, you can continue on with your studies.

People who go to ABA accredited law schools don’t have to take the CA “baby bar.” On the other hand, we have to take all sorts of end of semester exams.

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bratwurst  May 26, 2021 • 3:19:15pm

If you need a giggle this afternoon, have a look at the Fox News audience celebrating the news of Juan Williams leaving “The Five” on Twitter…like pro-wrestling fans who don’t understand the symbiotic relationship between Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 26, 2021 • 3:20:10pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 26, 2021 • 3:20:27pm

dammit
my laptop has gone psycho so I’m setting up the backup Acer.

Then the new Dell desktop that I was waiting to set up when we moved into the new house, but it’s been almost a year so screw it. That gets dealt with next.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Barefoot Grin  May 26, 2021 • 3:20:35pm

re: #157 PhillyPretzel

Ahh. I hear rumbling. The storm is coming in.

Envious. There’s a storm system coming to northern NE but it seems to be avoiding us. We need the rain badly.

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Dangerman  May 26, 2021 • 3:21:18pm
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mmmirele  May 26, 2021 • 3:22:47pm

re: #155 Dangerman

to pass the (at the time) 5 part cpa exam:
- took review classes for two years at night
- studied virtually every saturday and sunday at home for those 2 years / no life
- while working full time
- and commuting more than an hour a day (each way, but no not uphill both ways)

had to do a couple of parts more than once

she wants it gifted

blergh…I studied for three years to get my JD. I graduated on a Friday. My bf and I went to Galveston for the weekend and Monday morning I was back to take the prep class for the Multistate Bar Exam (one week). The next week, we did five or six weeks (can’t remember this was over 3 decades ago) of BarBri. After that, there was 2.5 weeks of studying. Then 2.5 days of the bar. Then three months of waiting for results.

Let’s just say that if she hadn’t done much more than six weeks of 10-12 hours a day studying, she didn’t learn enough to pass the first year of law school.

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gocart mozart  May 26, 2021 • 3:26:41pm

Good thread on comedy

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 26, 2021 • 3:27:52pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 26, 2021 • 3:34:00pm

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Mattand  May 26, 2021 • 3:44:47pm

re: #165 gocart mozart

Guys like Bill Maher, Ricky Gervais, Bill Bar, and lately Dave Chapelle are straddling groups 2 and 3 and rapidly hurtling into group 4.

The one thing they all have in common is lashing out when they don’t get the response they feel they are entitled to. Usually by demeaning/shaming the audience for not laughing at their material.

Pretty much everyone in that list has gone on a rant about political correctness and how you’re dooming the 1s Amendment because you’re not on the floor in hysterics over their bit on how “that” group of people can’t take a joke.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 3:56:26pm

re: #166 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

I was like “what the hell?” for just a moment before I realized the source.

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bratwurst  May 26, 2021 • 4:01:50pm

re: #168 Mattand

I really want to ask Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld (among others) who are aggrieved they can’t play college gigs anymore: which entertainers over 65 did THEY pay to see when they were between the ages of 18 and 22?

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steve_davis  May 26, 2021 • 4:03:27pm

re: #149 Barefoot Grin

Is Maserati Junior Partner or Full Partner status?

107,000. And 20 miles a gallon, combined. I’m guessing 3,000 a year insurance and a nightmare in maintenance and gas.

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BigPapa  May 26, 2021 • 4:04:51pm

re: #163 Dangerman

They could make that video an hour long or more.

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A Mom Anon  May 26, 2021 • 4:05:24pm

Well crap. Children’s book author Eric Carle died today. His best known book is The Very Hungry Catapillar. One of the first books my son began reading aloud after he learned to talk around age 3. Carle was 91. This one tugs at my heart a little. I remember that day, my son picked up a stack of books with a huge smile on his face, sat down in the kitchen where I was making breakfast and started reading aloud. Pointing at the words as he spoke them and showing me the pictures as he read. He was barely 3, and we had just moved into this house. I was still unpacking. Sigh…that seems like a lifetime ago. Let alone 24 years.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 4:07:35pm

re: #173 A Mom Anon

I remember reading The Hungry Caterpillar to my nephews when they were toddlers.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 26, 2021 • 4:14:30pm

re: #170 bratwurst

I really want to ask Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld (among others) who are aggrieved they can’t play college gigs anymore: which entertainers over 65 did THEY pay to see when they were between the ages of 18 and 22?

I saw George Carlin in 2004 while I was in college. Not sure how old Carlin was then but I have absolutely zero regrets about that one.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 26, 2021 • 4:14:59pm

re: #152 BeachDem

But guys, Kimmy said she studied 10-12 hours a day for six weeks, and she has more important things to deal with now:

“Like, I can’t do it again. I don’t have time. To do the next test is in November. And I’m filming the ending of our show, which will be so emotional. I have every birthday under the sun, you know, it’s my birthday — my 40th — I planned this whole trip and it’s too late to cancel. And if I fail again, it’s like, what’s the point?” she told her sisters.

In December, Trump said that he has “worked harder in the last three weeks” trying to overturn his election loss than he ever has in his life. My guess is that Kim is similar — she is so unaccustomed to working hard studying for such an extended time that this was in fact the most brutal educational experience in her life. She wasn’t prepared for the concentration and the work demanded for academic achievements; after all she spent only a brief time at a community college before dropping out.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 26, 2021 • 4:15:26pm

re: #170 bratwurst

Whatever people think about literally anyone else is simply a matter of personal preference, but as the sole arbiter of comedy I can definitively state that Bill Maher is objectively incapable of any form of humor whatsoever and should not be included in the “comedian” category with other actual comedians, no matter how shitty they are.

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William Lewis  May 26, 2021 • 4:16:18pm

re: #170 bratwurst

I really want to ask Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld (among others) who are aggrieved they can’t play college gigs anymore: which entertainers over 65 did THEY pay to see when they were between the ages of 18 and 22?

Wait, was Seinfeld ever a comedian? All I remember was a vile show about a bunch of people who hated each other.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 26, 2021 • 4:18:19pm

re: #178 William Lewis

What’s? The? Deal? With end tables?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  May 26, 2021 • 4:18:56pm

re: #178 William Lewis

Wait, was Seinfeld ever a comedian? All I remember was a vile show about a bunch of people who hated each other.

It was a very popular show, but was not for me.

I don’t like to be made to cringe, so the George character made the show unwatchable to me, even though I like the actor who played the role.

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EPR-radar  May 26, 2021 • 4:28:01pm

re: #176 Hecuba’s daughter

In December, Trump said that he has “worked harder in the last three weeks” trying to overturn his election loss than he ever has in his life. My guess is that Kim is similar — she is so unaccustomed to working hard studying for such an extended time that this was in fact the most brutal educational experience in her life. She wasn’t prepared for the concentration and the work demanded for academic achievements; after all she spent only a brief time at a community college before dropping out.

I have a Ph.D., so I’m always amused by academic tales of woe from people like Kim here who have absolutely no idea how much there is to know, and the work it takes to master even a tiny fraction of it.

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bratwurst  May 26, 2021 • 4:30:25pm

re: #175 Eclectic Cyborg

I saw George Carlin in 2004 while I was in college. Not sure how old Carlin was then but I have absolutely zero regrets about that one.

He would have been about 67 then. I was trying to come up with my own example. The best I could do was Dick Gregory who was in his late 50s when I saw him as a student in the late 1980s.

Naturally there are all kinds of veteran performers well worth seeing. My point remains that earning a lot of money performing for university students during the last century doesn’t entitle anyone to the ability to do so for life.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2021 • 4:35:41pm

hi

We’re back from the eye doctor and the occupational therapist in Sidney.

Holy crap glasses are expensive. My wife got two pairs and I got one (trifocal length for the computer, eye exam was by the VA so I didn’t have to pay for that), and now we’re $1,200 lighter.

Severe thunderstorm warning just went off for our area. There is a tornado warning north of us near Alliance, and a severe thunderstorm in Gurley south of us moving toward us.

radar.weather.gov

We are warned for deadly hail. I have no place to hide my car.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 26, 2021 • 4:39:51pm

re: #181 EPR-radar

I have a Ph.D., so I’m always amused by academic tales of woe from people like Kim here who have absolutely no idea how much there is to know, and the work it takes to master even a tiny fraction of it.

Kim might be an example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Her father was a highly successful attorney but she would not have been aware of how he studied to acquire his law degree; she may have thought that she had the right genes (like Trump always boasts about his great genes) and that, combined with brief but intensive study, was all she needed to pass the exam and put her on the path to legal glory.

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The GOP is a terrorist organization  May 26, 2021 • 4:41:40pm

Today in “America’s Descent into Authoritarianism”

Arizona Republicans are looking to put an end to the state’s top election official’s ability to defend election laws in court. Recently added language to the state’s budget package, which could be passed by the legislature as soon as this week, deprives Democratic Secretary of State Katie Hobbs of any role in elections-related litigation. The bill rests that authority solely with the state’s attorney general, who currently is a Republican, Mark Brnovich.

But there’s a catch. The measure sunsets in Jan. 2023 — presumably because, come the 2022 election, the attorney general could be a Democrat. Or, perhaps, the secretary of state could be a Republican.

That provision is just one example of how the refusal to come to terms with President Trump’s loss has empowered fringe actors to cast doubt on the 2020 election, while making Secretary Katie Hobbs a villain to the far-right.

AZ GOPers Target Dem SoS Hobbs—And Hobbs Only—In Mad Dash To Rewrite Election Rules

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2021 • 4:46:55pm

The National Weather Service Radar in Cheyenne just went down.

We are starting to get hail.

187
Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2021 • 4:53:40pm

My yard is filled with hail, and it’s still coming down.

188
plansbandc  May 26, 2021 • 4:55:23pm

re: #173 A Mom Anon

That’s a truly great book. I first read it as an adult and had to have a copy for myself.

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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 4:56:02pm

“…To have any capacity to help fix what has gone wrong in the world, we have to begin fixing what has gone wrong with ourselves. The end of the Cold War removed the demon that needed to be faced down abroad, the competing empire that compelled a certain sense of national unity and purpose. But we never did settle on a new national purpose after the Cold War, a sense of what it meant to be American in the world. Instead, after 9/11 we made the mistake of going abroad to look for new demons to confront.

The cold war that needs to be won now is at home, a battle between people who live in the reality of the world as it is and people who are choosing to live in a false reality made up of base white-supremacist grievances and irrational conspiracy theories—and seeking to impose it on the rest of us.”

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plansbandc  May 26, 2021 • 4:56:23pm

re: #178 William Lewis

Wait? You didn’t like that show either? Nice!

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Belafon  May 26, 2021 • 5:00:51pm

re: #178 William Lewis

Wait, was Seinfeld ever a comedian? All I remember was a vile show about a bunch of people who hated each other.

He was a stand-up comedian before the show.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2021 • 5:01:53pm

…THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR SOUTHEASTERN MORRILL COUNTY
WILL EXPIRE AT 600 PM MDT…

The storm which prompted the warning has weakened below severe
limits, and no longer poses an immediate threat to life or property.
Therefore, the warning will be allowed to expire. However gusty
winds are still possible with this thunderstorm.

A Severe Thunderstorm Watch remains in effect until 900 PM MDT for
the Panhandle of Nebraska.

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sagehen  May 26, 2021 • 5:09:44pm

re: #170 bratwurst

I really want to ask Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld (among others) who are aggrieved they can’t play college gigs anymore: which entertainers over 65 did THEY pay to see when they were between the ages of 18 and 22?

Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks I’d have enjoyed at any age.

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PhillyPretzel  May 26, 2021 • 5:11:51pm

re: #193 sagehen

They were great in almost everything they did. Carl Reiner was great in The Dick Van Dyke Show years ago. And Mel Brooks was funny in anything he stared in.

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A Mom Anon  May 26, 2021 • 5:12:20pm

re: #184 Hecuba’s daughter

You know, I was totally rooting for her to pass this part and go forward with some kind of legal career pivot. I do blame her mom for monetizing her daughters’ bodies and looks for money. They have become or helped to start this “influencer” and selling of the self as a brand as a way to wealth. It’s gross. The plastic surgery after surgery, the constant focus on looks and fame and surface shit is incredibly damaging and unhealthy. These people have more money than most families will ever see, and more is not ever enough. Who knows what any of those young women could have become had someone actually given a shit about them as humans.

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 5:35:56pm
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jaunte  May 26, 2021 • 5:40:58pm
198
Eric The Fruit Bat  May 26, 2021 • 5:45:06pm

WTAF

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EPR-radar  May 26, 2021 • 5:49:21pm

re: #198 Eric The Fruit Bat

This R assclown took a whole two pages to say “Lock Whitmer up for being a Democrat.”

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Charles Johnson  May 26, 2021 • 5:50:35pm
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Dave In Austin  May 26, 2021 • 5:52:19pm

Great shot.

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plansbandc  May 26, 2021 • 5:59:58pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

I will go for the arthritis over cancer too, every time.

Our healthcare is so completely and utterly fucked.

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A Mom Anon  May 26, 2021 • 6:02:13pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

I have to go see a rheumatologist soon. I’m worried that most of the meds to help with RA will mess up my GI system. Especially if it turns out I have H.Pylori in some form. All of these drugs have insane side effects, some are truly terrifying. My fave listed side effect on my recent research into various meds is perineal infections and necrosis. . Getting old sucks. I can’t take NSAIDS anymore either which is awful. Everything hurts.

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danarchy  May 26, 2021 • 6:08:26pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

The problem with those drug warnings is that they have to report any adverse effect that anyone in the clinical trial reported whether it was proven to be caused by the drug or not.

That’s why so many drugs include the non specific laundry list of effects like nausea, dry mouth, headaches, fatigue etc.

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Jay C  May 26, 2021 • 6:15:36pm

re: #198 Eric The Fruit Bat

WTAF

So a Florida Congressman is asking the Attorney General of Florida to open a criminal investigation over some Florida law/regulation involving the Governor of Michigan ??

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 26, 2021 • 6:16:49pm

re: #205 Jay C

Yep. Go figure.

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 26, 2021 • 6:19:59pm

re: #200 Charles Johnson

The drugs being advertised on TV these days for arthritis are nearly all for rheumatoid arthritis, versus osteoarthritis, which is the most common form of arthritis.


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