Stories: Acoustic Cover Ft. Victoria Canal, “Teenage Dirtbag” (Wheatus)

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stories is BACK! It’s the same faces you know and love here at Scary Pockets in an intimate, stripped-down setting. We’ll be releasing acoustic covers on the stories channel EVERY SINGLE WEEKDAY. Check out ANOTHER brand new stories video released today HERE: YouTube

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CREDITS
Vocals & Piano: Victoria Canal
Background Vocals: Sophie Marks & Gerald Wicks
Guitar: Ryan Lerman
Guitar: Joshua Ray Gooch
Cello: Ro Rowan

Executive Producer: Seth Kaplan
Recording Engineer: Justin Glasco
Mixing/Mastering: Justin Glasco
DP: Dijon Herron
Editor: Athena Wheaton

Produced By Ryan Lerman
Recorded Live at Scary Pockets HQ in Highland Park, CA.

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1
The Pie Overlord!  Aug 28, 2022 • 7:21:41pm

Howdy my Lizards.

We are in Clearfield, PA at a Holiday Inn. There was an accident on the 80 and all the traffic was detoured off the highway at Corsica and had to take Rt. 322 over to Allegheny to get back on. I was squashed between 2 long lines of 18 wheelers and we were moving at like an inch an hour. I was running low on gas and I had to pee. This 5-mile detour took 3 AND A HALF HOURS.

FINALLY we got back on the 80 and there was a rest area.

Then there was some other traffic jam because of single lane and shit now it’s dark. I HATE driving in the dark. I managed to white knuckle it until we got to Clearfield (2nd exit!) and now here we are eating turkey sandwiches and getting un-stressed.

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retired cynic  Aug 28, 2022 • 7:28:26pm

re: #1 The Pie Overlord!

Horrible! Try and get all the cramps to let loose!

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Belafon  Aug 28, 2022 • 7:38:31pm
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jaunte  Aug 28, 2022 • 7:50:54pm
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 28, 2022 • 7:57:14pm

re: #1 The Pie Overlord!

I’m sitting in a plane, takeoff delayed by maintenance issues. Knuckles not as white, but still irritating. Will be worse if they decide we have to change planes or something.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:06:43pm

Short repair time. So they say. Buttoning up plane again now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:07:36pm

Gas is $4.15 in Clearfield, which sucks. It was $3.89 in SE Michigan when I filled up this morning.

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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:12:02pm

re: #7 The Pie Overlord!

Gas is $4.15 in Clearfield, which sucks. It was $3.89 in SE Michigan when I filled up this morning.

It is still $5.29.9 in my part of California.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:19:15pm

I live for this.

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mmmirele  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:21:17pm

re: #8 Captain Ron

It is still $5.29.9 in my part of California.

It’s $3.99.9 at the Circle K nearest my house but $3.85.9 at the Circle K near my mom’s (only 4 miles away).

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:22:15pm

2022: Ventura, California

The Spencer Mackenzie Cornhole Throwdown and associated country music festival at the Fairgrounds cramped my normal walk path, so this beach near Channel Islands National Park Visitor Center was my second choice to go for a walk on Saturday. Pretty damn good second choice 😎

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:31:29pm

Almost missed today’s Wordle! 4/6

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retired cynic  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:38:26pm

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darthstar  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:41:01pm

re: #8 Captain Ron

It is still $5.29.9 in my part of California.

I went to put diesel in my X5 the other day - $6.55 - first time I filled it since February..that’s what happens when you have two EVs…so I stopped at half a tank figuring that would take me through thanksgiving.

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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:44:35pm

I pulled something in my back/pelvis/hip doing weeding today. I finally borke down and took a morphine tablet. Soooo…

YouTube

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jaunte  Aug 28, 2022 • 8:53:44pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Those terms are acceptable.

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sagehen  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:02:40pm
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BigPapa  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:04:00pm

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

He was a one hit wonder.

Talking Heads - Burning Down the House (Official Video)

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EPR-radar  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:05:20pm

re: #18 sagehen

IMO stuff like this is a bad idea, assuming it’s intended to be some kind of anti-Oz message.

The single digit IQ people that can actually be swayed by how many yard signs they see will see this as a pro-Oz message. Probably x3 because they are just that stupid.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:05:44pm

Made it. Short flight, now arrived, only half hour late. Phew.

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JC1  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:11:41pm

3/6 second word made all the difference.

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wrenchwench  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:22:36pm
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DodgerFan1988  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:24:51pm

The Conservatives replies in this tweet is a septic tank. If Emmitt Till was killed today, The Right would still be justifying it.

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Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:26:30pm

re: #9 The Pie Overlord!

I live for this.

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What I see this as is an admission that Trump is not only going to be indicted, but that the only way he avoids spending the rest of his days at Club Fed is if he can land a jury favorable to him. That unless the DOJ can be scared into dropping the case, Trump is headed for a cell.

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Belafon  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:29:44pm

I’m hoping the writer was trying to be sarcastic:

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sagehen  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:31:05pm

re: #24 DodgerFan1988

[Embedded content]

The Conservatives replies in this tweet is a septic tank. If Emmitt Till was killed today, The Right would still be justifying it.

if Emmett Till hadn’t been killed, if he were alive today, he’d be younger than Morgan Freeman.

Something to mention when wing nuts on your twitter or FB feed try to say “ancient history, why are you still making a thing of it…”

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Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:34:35pm

re: #24 DodgerFan1988

[Embedded content]

The Conservatives replies in this tweet is a septic tank. If Emmitt Till was killed today, The Right would still be justifying it.

Pulled up the thread and saw the “DEMS ARE THE REAL RACISTS!!!!” line within the first five replies, so I just immediately closed the window. I don’t have the level of patience necessary right now to wade through that much concentrated stupidity.

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Belafon  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:34:49pm

re: #27 sagehen

if Emmett Till hadn’t been killed, if he were alive today, he’d be younger than Morgan Freeman.

Something to mention when wing nuts on your twitter or FB feed try to say “ancient history, why are you still making a thing of it…”

One of the movie trailers we saw today was for Till, and I was telling my kids that the woman who got him killedis still alive, so that history isn’t very long ago.

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wrenchwench  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:48:22pm
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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:50:18pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:52:01pm

re: #24 DodgerFan1988

The Conservatives replies in this tweet is a septic tank. If Emmitt Till was killed today, The Right would still be justifying it.

It would be George Floyd all over again.

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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:52:38pm
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A Cranky One  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:52:39pm

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wrenchwench  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:53:54pm

re: #31 Captain Ron

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Loose definition of ‘fun’.

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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:55:35pm

re: #35 wrenchwench

Some people are easily amused.

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wrenchwench  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:56:56pm

re: #36 Captain Ron

Some people are easily amused.

I’m usually one of them. I get picky when I’m tired.

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Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2022 • 9:59:18pm

re: #33 Captain Ron

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If there are riots after Trump is indicted, within 24 hours the entire GQP will be on the same page that the Dems are to blame and they need to “apologize” for provoking the MAGAts to violence.

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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:02:21pm
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Captain Ron  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:27:45pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:31:01pm

re: #39 Captain Ron

In other words, Republicans are promising that their Congressional agenda will be clown honking noises if they get House and/or Senate majorities.

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Targetpractice  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:32:36pm

re: #39 Captain Ron

[Embedded content]

2018: “IF DEMS WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL THEY’RE GONNA TRY TO DO IS IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!”

2022: “IF WE WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL WE’RE GONNA DO IS TRY TO IMPEACH JOE BIDEN!!!”

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EPR-radar  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:35:17pm

re: #42 Targetpractice

2018: “IF DEMS WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL THEY’RE GONNA TRY TO DO IS IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!”

2022: “IF WE WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL WE’RE GONNA DO IS TRY TO IMPEACH JOE BIDEN!!!”

If Republicans didn’t have double standards, they would have no standards at all.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:41:05pm

re: #40 Captain Ron

They’re not psychotic or deluded: most of them (Lindsey being a prime example) are liars, cowards, and traitors.

OT: Wording

Managed a 3 (grunthos thought there were be many)

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 28, 2022 • 10:48:21pm

re: #42 Targetpractice

2018: “IF DEMS WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL THEY’RE GONNA TRY TO DO IS IMPEACH PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!”

2022: “IF WE WIN THE MIDTERMS, ALL WE’RE GONNA DO IS TRY TO IMPEACH JOE BIDEN!!!”

Well — the Dems did impeach President Trump — twice in fact. Never got around to really investigating the heart of the Mueller report, thereby allowing the lie that the Russian story was a hoax to take hold and become a “fact”.

We know that the only reason the GOP tried to destroy Clinton was to avenge the forced resignation of Nixon. They will be impeaching Biden on a weekly basis. It’s not as though they have anything of value to propose for governing our nation — only voter suppression, eliminating rights, and tax cuts for the wealthy.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 28, 2022 • 11:51:38pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 28, 2022 • 11:58:47pm

re: #46 No Malarkey!

To be fair, fictional alien supremacy is a projection of any kind of supremacy, and world history has more examples of white supremacy than other kinds of supremacy, especially recently.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 12:15:01am

Another fourwordle.

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Why do some people get an asterisk? (after the xxx 4/6)

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Targetpractice  Aug 29, 2022 • 12:22:22am

re: #46 No Malarkey!

[Embedded content]

“If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

- Stephen Hawking

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 29, 2022 • 12:52:50am

re: #47 EPR-radar

re: #49 Targetpractice

The Kaiju, at least when the art form started in film immediately after WWII, are clearly an embodiment of the victor, or at least its weapons, in the war.

This is something so often missed in recent Godzilla movies, American made movies.

The US-defeats-the-aliens story that is so overdone in big and small screen productions flip that, so that the invader is the loser.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:13:09am

re: #46 No Malarkey!

Sat down with my daughter to watch Prey, the Predator prequel.

I swear, it should contain trigger warnings for white supremacist misogynists. It hits all the buttons: a strong female lead, celebrating nature and Native American culture along with scenes of white genocide.

(At least they are perpetrated on French fur trappers, which makes it a bit more bearable.)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:14:39am

re: #50 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

The Kaiju, at least when the art form started in film immediately after WWII, are clearly an embodiment of the victor, or at least its weapons, in the war.

This is something so often missed in recent Godzilla movies, American made movies.

The US-defeats-the-aliens story that is so overdone in big and small screen productions flip that, so that the invader is the loser.

They did Alien vs Predator

Then they did Cowboys vs Aliens

Only logical they should follow with Indians vs Predator

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:32:46am

re: #4 jaunte

What did Trump say should happen to rioters again?

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:34:39am

re: #4 jaunte

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:38:04am

re: #53 Patricia Kayden

What did Trump say should happen to rioters again?

and to people who mishandle government secrets?

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 29, 2022 • 1:39:37am

re: #48 wrenchwench

Another fourwordle.

Click to Reveal

Why do some people get an asterisk? (after the xxx 4/6)

It indicates they were playing in Hard Mode: “Any revealed hints must be used in subsequent guesses”

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Targetpractice  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:00:55am

re: #54 Patricia Kayden

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This is why any suggestions that either the DOJ pass on prosecuting him or Biden pardon him are so much wasted air. If it’s an argument made in good faith, then it’s just woefully ignorant of the reality that allowing yet another president to skate for massive violations of criminal law will only encourage future presidents to keep pushing the limits until the system collapses. And if you’re a MAGAt/Trumpanista making such arguments in obvious bad faith, feel free to go fornicate with yourself with a rusty farm implement.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:02:40am

re: #57 Targetpractice

It is just another excuse to demonstrate to the world how cantankerous and vindictive those pesky Democrats are

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:18:28am

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:21:51am

re: #41 EPR-radar

In other words, Republicans are promising that their Congressional agenda will be clown honking noises if they get House and/or Senate majorities.

It’s what you doing you have no actual policies or vision to run on

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:22:53am

re: #59 Dangerman

FBI: “Whoever did this is a real son of a bitch.”

Trump: “I didn’t do it and stop talking about my mother!”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:25:39am

re: #60 Dangerman

It’s what you doing you have no actual policies or vision to run on

Oh, they have plenty of other policies: banning abortion nationwide, banning contraception, gay marriage restricting trans rights, privatizing education and the postal service, loosening ecological, health and safety regulations, etc…

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:31:39am

re: #62 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Oh, they have plenty of other policies: banning abortion nationwide, banning contraception, gay marriage restricting trans rights, privatizing education and the postal service, loosening ecological, health and safety regulations, etc…

True
But none they can publicize and run on successfully

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:35:34am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:35:38am

re: #63 Dangerman

True
But none they can publicize and run on successfully

Preventing the spread of LGBTQ debauchery and CRT/Antifa/BLM perfidy are big selling points.

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:38:16am
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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:39:39am
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TarHellion  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:40:06am

A total guess came through. Maybe a good sign for the week ahead at the salt mine. Cheers to all!

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:40:34am

;-)

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:42:15am
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Targetpractice  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:43:16am

The GQP strategy for the midterms was the same as it’s ever been: Run on the idea that all the things that they fucked up not 2 years prior remain fucked up and the Dem in office is responsible for simultaneously not fixing it fast enough and doing too much at the same time. And much like 2010, the idea that they were guaranteed a “red wave” that would sweep anybody with an (R) next to their name into office has caused a whole bunch of absolute loonies to run, only this time without the divisive effect like the passage of the ACA to split voter opinions.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:43:47am

As someone mentioned above “I have a problem with the use of the term ‘semi’ to describe these fascists.”

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:45:17am
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Targetpractice  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:47:01am

re: #73 Dangerman

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DOJ: “We need to keep the affidavit redacted and would prefer it kept under seal to prevent Trump and his co-conspirators from attempting to obstruct our investigation.”

Trump & Co: “HOW DARE THEY PREVENT US FROM OBSTRUCTING THIS INVESTIGATION!?!”

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:56:38am

What could be more British than properly trained bouncers? From 49 years ago:

Youtube Video



..

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 29, 2022 • 2:57:42am

re: #75 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Those comb-overs… yowzza.

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darthstar  Aug 29, 2022 • 3:40:56am

Sounds like things may be heating up in Kherson…

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Targetpractice  Aug 29, 2022 • 3:42:19am

Trump is scared because he sees no easy exits. Merrick Garland is not some rookie DA who can be bought with promises of “campaign donations,” threatened with “job difficulties” by calling upon people higher up the food chain, or offered an easy “win” of a guilty plea rather than a costly court case where there’s always the possibility he’ll lose.

Likewise, it seems pretty clear from his surprise that the FBI showed up at MAL with a search warrant that he has no insiders at the DOJ any more to feed him information, hence why he and his lawyers are screaming that they’ve a “right” to know what the DOJ has on him.

Compare and contrast how he’s acting now with how he acted during the first impeachment, when he not only had a direct line into the DOJ and the Congressional committees investigating him, but also knew that even if he were impeached than there was no chance he’d be removed from office. Remember that cocky bastard who was telling folks that he’d not only “win” against impeachment, but that he’d come out on top? He’s been replaced with a little kid who knows he fucked around and is now about to find out.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 3:45:18am

re: #66 Dangerman

I see Trump’s shitting himself again. He must’ve gotten some more bad news.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:03:25am

re: #77 darthstar

Sounds like things may be heating up in Kherson…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:04:58am

Khersonofabitch

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Shropshire Slasher  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:16:13am

Youtube Video

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:17:58am

Morning Lizards. It Launch day.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:19:47am

Anne is now on station as well.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:21:49am

I’m kicking myself. I screwed up on guess 4 and put a letter in I knew was wrong.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:23:49am

re: #80 Dave In Austin

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The Squire of Logos  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:30:10am

Good Morning, Good Morning. Hope all of you are well. A Monday off for me but still early to rise and a bowl of Cheerios for the morning repast.

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Shropshire Slasher  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:32:51am

uhoh Hold at 40 minutes.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:42:26am
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:45:10am
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:52:20am

If they can’t find the bleed (leak) of hydrogen on engine 3 it going to be a scrub me thinks.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:52:49am

re: #91 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

If they can’t find the bleed (leak) of hydrogen on engine 3 it going to be a scrub me thinks.

Leaking hydrogen is definitely no bueno. How wide is the launch window?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:53:12am

Live feed for those interested.

Youtube Video

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ipsos  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:55:23am

I am having a better morning with Wordle than NASA is having so far with Artemis…

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:55:45am

re: #92 Dopamine Fish

Leaking hydrogen is definitely no bueno. How wide is the launch window?

2 hrs. 6:33 am est to 10:33 am est.

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:56:29am

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Preventing the spread of LGBTQ debauchery and CRT/Antifa/BLM perfidy are big selling points.

true but how many are running on that alone as their major policy goal / central plank?

and while it might get by in a congressional district it would likely never work statewide/senate or nationwide/president. the base would love it but i think they’d turn off too many others and lose them

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steve_davis  Aug 29, 2022 • 4:57:23am
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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:09:16am

So this twitter thread came across my feed… Any opinions?

threadreaderapp.com

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:13:17am

re: #98 Teukka

The Russians have an unfortunate cultural tendency to fall for all manner of woowoo, so in that sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin himself subscribes to some outlandish bullshit ideas.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:35:37am

scrubbed

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:35:41am

Scrubbed. Sad.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:35:46am

GOOD MORNING! I had a great sleep last night as a result of driving all day & being really exhausted.

Wordle: 3/6 in spite of not having the Scrabble tiles I normally use.

Wordle 436 3/6

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Coffee time now, and then next stop is Stroudsburg for Wawa and MOAR COFFEE.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:36:08am

Mission is scrubbed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:38:13am

Next availability is September 2

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:38:23am

re: #98 Teukka

So this twitter thread came across my feed… Any opinions?

threadreaderapp.com

re: #99 Dr Lizardo

The Russians have an unfortunate cultural tendency to fall for all manner of woowoo, so in that sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin himself subscribes to some outlandish bullshit ideas.

Indeed. And even if he only used it as a tool to get what he wants, it’s not unlikely he has fallen prey to what habitual liars often fall prey to, which is to buy into his own lies, nor is it unlikely he and his cronies have long since lost the compass which tells them what lies they actually can get away with.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:38:56am
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ipsos  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:39:47am

re: #103 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

You will not be going to space today. :(

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ipsos  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:40:28am

re: #102 The Pie Overlord!

I was at that Stroudsburg Wawa a week ago

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:40:45am

re: #107 ipsos

Nor on Friday I suspect.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:41:47am

Wawa has the best coffee.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:42:35am

Eh too bad. Back to sleep I go.

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jeffreyw  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:47:43am

Good morning!

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:50:42am

re: #107 ipsos

You will not be going to space today. :(

That is a much better alternative than trying to go to space and not quite making it, methinks.

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Rightwingconspirator  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:54:15am

re: #103 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Space is hard. But they will work it out.

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The Squire of Logos  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:57:16am

re: #110 The Pie Overlord!

I worked at a WaWa many, many years ago when I was at university. Their coffee was a big deal in the Philadelphia area.

Their milk, good. Their ice cream, meh.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2022 • 5:59:26am

re: #98 Teukka

So this twitter thread came across my feed… Any opinions?

threadreaderapp.com

I think there is a shitton of crazy throughout that thread. Not dismissing that putin is nuts, because I can see that. But the whole peace through war (which is his approach) is hooey to the nth degree.

And who is this guy (Dave Troy)? His website is a one pager with some info on him, including his own TEDx (not real TED)…I don’t know if I really care about what he is saying. But that’s just me.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:02:08am

re: #114 Rightwingconspirator

Space is hard. But they will work it out.

Yep. They would have found it sooner if the last wet test hadn’t bee canceled due to a, wait for for it, hydrogen leak. It was in a different location though. A quick disconnect for the tank bleed system as I understood it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:05:08am

re: #99 Dr Lizardo

The Russians have an unfortunate cultural tendency to fall for all manner of woowoo, so in that sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin himself subscribes to some outlandish bullshit ideas.

I remember that in 1991, people were holding hands to their TV sets to gain energy from some TV charlatan or placing glasses of water on them to get “energized”.

And the Aum sect was big in Moscow until the sarin attacks.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:06:19am

re: #117 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Yep. They would have found it sooner if the last wet test hadn’t bee canceled due to a, wait for for it, hydrogen leak. It was in a different location though. A quick disconnect for the tank bleed system as I understood it.

further proof that Biden can’t get anything right. If Trump were President, we’d already have one of his golf resorts on the moon.

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:10:17am
Donald Trump has reportedly complained recently about Ron DeSantis’ (R) speaking style, saying that the Florida governor is “stealing” from him, Rolling Stone reports.

Next: trump copyrights speaking style

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:11:13am

re: #120 Dangerman

Next: trump copyrights speaking style

Next: Ensuing conflict reveals Trump stole it from someone else who shall not be named…

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gocart mozart  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:17:12am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:20:12am

re: #99 Dr Lizardo

The Russians have an unfortunate cultural tendency to fall for all manner of woowoo, so in that sense, I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin himself subscribes to some outlandish bullshit ideas.

As in RasPUTIN ??

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:20:14am

re: #102 The Pie Overlord!

You will like today’s Phoodle!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:22:33am

re: #119 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

further proof that Biden can’t get anything right. If Trump were President, we’d already have one of his golf resorts on the moon.

The moon? Phft. He would of teamed up with Elon and already have one on Mars.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:39:44am

re: #123 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

As in RasPUTIN ??

You can look at all kinds of nonsense like Lysenkoism, or Anatoly Fomenko and his “new chronology”; there’s every species of woowoo under the Sun. All kinds of muddled, mystical twaddle.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:43:04am
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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:45:47am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:48:00am

because they are deplorable

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:49:55am

re: #126 Dr Lizardo

You can look at all kinds of nonsense like Lysenkoism, or Anatoly Fomenko and his “new chronology”; there’s every species of woowoo under the Sun. All kinds of muddled, mystical twaddle.

Yeah, that’s a common denominator between the religious right in the West and the sheep of the powers that be in the Kremlin… Woo addiction…

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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:51:12am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:58:05am

re: #130 Teukka

Yeah, that’s a common denominator between the religious right in the West and the sheep of the powers that be in the Kremlin… Woo addiction…

Remember how the German Fascists were into their Woo-Woo Wotan Hollow-Earth Black Sun cult as well

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 6:59:52am

re: #132 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Remember how the German Fascists were into their Woo-Woo Wotan Hollow-Earth Black Sun cult as well

Indeed. And other woo.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:00:12am

re: #51 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Sat down with my daughter to watch Prey, the Predator prequel.

I swear, it should contain trigger warnings for white supremacist misogynists. It hits all the buttons: a strong female lead, celebrating nature and Native American culture along with scenes of white genocide.

(At least they are perpetrated on French fur trappers, which makes it a bit more bearable.)

The Alien part of the franchise always had a strong female lead. Alien vs Predator added a strong female lead to the Predator story.

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lawhawk  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:02:00am

re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:03:47am

re: #132 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Remember how the German Fascists were into their Woo-Woo Wotan Hollow-Earth Black Sun cult as well

Yep - one need only take a little trip to Wewelsburg, which still stands…and which Heinrich Himmler wanted to turn into a cult central for the SS.

en.wikipedia.org

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:09:23am

Looks to me like Daniel Radcliffe absolutely nailed it:

Youtube Video

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darthstar  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:10:01am

re: #135 lawhawk

This is good. Most of the GOP base doesn’t pay attention to President Biden, so Kemp getting upset about his comments probably has a few of them asking, wait…we’re fascists?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:11:00am

re: #138 darthstar

This is good. Most of the GOP base doesn’t pay attention to President Biden, so Kemp getting upset about his comments probably has a few of them asking, wait…we’re fascists?

“I can’t be a fascist, some of my best friends are socialists!”

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:12:38am

re: #78 Targetpractice

……..
Compare and contrast how he’s acting now with how he acted during the first impeachment, when he not only had a direct line into the DOJ and the Congressional committees investigating him, but also knew that even if he were impeached than there was no chance he’d be removed from office. Remember that cocky bastard who was telling folks that he’d not only “win” against impeachment, but that he’d come out on top? He’s been replaced with a little kid who knows he fucked around and is now about to find out.

Until he’s actually indicted and convicted, I am not confident that he will find out, as opposed to escaping justice for the millionth time during his lifetime.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:14:34am

re: #85 Dopamine Fish

I’m kicking myself. I screwed up on guess 4 and put a letter in I knew was wrong.

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Done that more than once!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:16:26am

re: #141 Hecuba’s daughter

Done that more than once!

Who hasn’t at least once? At least. :-)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:19:51am

re: #122 gocart mozart

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:20:53am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:23:10am

re: #144 Backwoods_Sleuth

I honest to god cannot fathom that someone actually put that into words…and posted it. Like it was some great idea.

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John Hughes  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:23:15am

re: #106 The Pie Overlord!

Weilding AR47s?

Do they take clips or magazines?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:24:11am

re: #140 Hecuba’s daughter

Until he’s actually indicted and convicted, I am not confident that he will find out, as opposed to escaping justice for the millionth time during his lifetime.

He will not accept it and will not learn, he will insist he is an innocent and virtuous victim of a nefarious political witch hunt.

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mmmirele  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:27:46am

re: #98 Teukka

So this twitter thread came across my feed… Any opinions?

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threadreaderapp.com

Ummm…sounds crazy. Neon Genesis Evangelion crazy. Without the giant “robots” and everyone turning into LCL crazy.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:27:55am

re: #147 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He will not accept it and will not learn, he will insist he is an innocent and virtuous victim of a nefarious political witch hunt.

Let him whine. It heartens me.

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darthstar  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:32:32am

It’s Mykolaiv…so this is using the Russian spelling.

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darthstar  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:35:22am

Dmitri says that was a Russian attempt.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:36:39am
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lawhawk  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:37:34am
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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:41:47am

Luck of the non-Irish:

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William Lewis  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:42:09am

So at the new hotel, about to go in and start my first day here. Positive waves please 😎

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:42:50am

re: #112 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:45:27am

re: #128 Belafon

A March 2016 Atlantic article contained the following discussion about Goldwater — and it indeed appears that was the beginning of the GOP slide into racism and fascism:

“The danger of the Republican party being taken over by the lily-white-ist conservatives is more serious than many people realize,” Jackie Robinson cautioned in his syndicated column in August 1963. He was worried about the rise of Barry Goldwater, whose 1964 presidential bid laid the foundation for the modern conservative movement. Today, Goldwater’s shadow looms over Donald Trump’s campaign for the Republican Party’s nomination.

“During my life, I have had a few nightmares which happened to me while I was wide awake,” Robinson wrote in 1967. “One of them was the National Republican Convention in San Francisco, which produced the greatest disaster the Republican Party has ever known—Nominee Barry Goldwater.” Robinson, a loyal Republican who campaigned for Richard Nixon in 1960, was shocked and saddened by the racism and lack of civility he witnessed at the 1964 convention. As the historian Leah Wright Rigueur describes in The Loneliness of the Black Republican, black delegates were verbally assaulted and threatened with violence by Goldwater supporters.
…..
[from the Chicago Defender] “The conviction is universal that Goldwater represents the most diabolical force that has ever captured the leadership of the Republican Party. After 108 years of exhortation to freedom, liberty, and justice, the GOP now becomes the label under which Fascism is oozed into the mainstream of American politics.”

…..
“A new breed of Republicans has taken over the GOP,” Robinson wrote just after Goldwater claimed his party’s nomination. “It is a new breed which is seeking to sell to Americans a doctrine which is as old as mankind—the doctrine of racial division, the doctrine of racial prejudice, the doctrine of white supremacy.” He continued, “If I could couch in one single sentence the way I felt, watching this controlled steam-roller operation roll into high gear, I would put it this way, I would say that I now believe I know how it felt to be a Jew in Hitler’s Germany.”

So it was not Gingrich or Nixon, it was the libertarian Goldwater at the heart of the metamorphosis of the GOP into the white supremacist fascist organization trying to bring down our democracy.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:54:26am
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HRH Stanley Sea  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:57:58am

Going to monitor the NYT crossword theory, easiest on Monday, progressively harder.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:59:32am

re: #158 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

For some reason my brain translated “15 years ago” as “sometime in the ’90s”, but nope that was actually 2007.

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sizzzzlerz  Aug 29, 2022 • 7:59:34am

re: #39 Captain Ron

I don’t speak the MAGAt dialect of republicanism. Can someone tell just “crimes” Biden is liable for that warrant impeachment?

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:00:53am

re: #157 Hecuba’s daughter

A March 2016 Atlantic article contained the following discussion about Goldwater — and it indeed appears that was the beginning of the GOP slide into racism and fascism:

So it was not Gingrich or Nixon, it was the libertarian Goldwater at the heart of the metamorphosis of the GOP into the white supremacist fascist organization trying to bring down our democracy.

Ahem ;-)
Dangerman
8/28/2022 2:40:28 pm PDT

Goldwater was pointing out exactly who they were itching to be

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:01:03am

Third guess was the key:

Wordle 436 4/6

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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:01:11am

re: #161 sizzzzlerz

I don’t speak the MAGAt dialect of republicanism. Can someone tell just “crimes” Biden is liable for that warrant impeachment?

He cheated to win the election.
Hunter
Improper pullout from Afghanistan

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Mike Lamb  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:02:28am

re: #163 Eclectic Cyborg

Third guess was the key:

Wordle 436 4/6

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Seemed like the 4th guess was more important.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:03:07am

Youtube Video

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:04:30am

re: #161 sizzzzlerz

I don’t speak the MAGAt dialect of republicanism. Can someone tell just “crimes” Biden is liable for that warrant impeachment?

Hunter Biden. Personally leading the raid on Mar-a-Lago. Making them look bad with his Dark Brandon memes. His dogs being good dogs and recognizing the Secret Service is sus. Rampant, widespread voter fraud and stealing the election from the rightful winner, which he personally orchestrated. Butter emails.

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A Cranky One  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:06:43am

So apparently this problem isn’t new.

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jeffreyw  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:06:52am

I’ve been coughing and had a runny nose for 2 days so I took one of those covid tests (Thanks, Joe!) and I guess is just allergies.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:09:43am

re: #160 Eclectic Cyborg

For some reason my brain translated “15 years ago” as “sometime in the ’90s”, but nope that was actually 2007.

Yep. I just about crapped my pants when I first heard about it. Total loss of control of 6 nuclear weapons. Having served on the H.M Jackson SSBN 730(B) I was just gob smacked by this incident.

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sizzzzlerz  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:09:44am

Wordle 436 3/6

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After yesterday’s travesty of a mockery of sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham where upon I failed to get the word, today’s result can begin the healing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:13:13am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:14:41am
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sizzzzlerz  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:15:43am

re: #172 Backwoods_Sleuth

Youtube Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:17:26am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:18:01am

re: #165 Mike Lamb

Seemed like the 4th guess was more important.

Yes, but the third one put me on the right track.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:18:51am
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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:19:28am

re: #16 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I understand he looks pretty fried these days.

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:20:34am

re: #164 Belafon

He cheated to win the election.
Hunter
Improper pullout from Afghanistan

yeah, but really: Democrat

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:21:13am

re: #22 JC1

3/6 second word made all the difference.

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Par 4/6 for me

Click to Reveal

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:24:12am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:25:21am
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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:26:33am

re: #169 jeffreyw

I’ve been coughing and had a runny nose for 2 days so I took one of those covid tests (Thanks, Joe!) and I guess is just allergies.

Unfortunately, even if you actually do have COVID, you may have to test yourself repeatedly before it registers on the home tests.

I had a concerning encounter yesterday. A friend had an unveiling of the headstone for her father who passed away last year. We all returned to her home for a meal. I sat at a table in her sun room, away from the rest of the crowd (at least 30 people?) There were only about 3 present who were truly cautious — wearing a mask the entire time and refraining from eating. Meanwhile, I chatted to a friend seated next to me who was only drinking ginger ale — she mentioned that she had an upset stomach for the past couple days; it suddenly dawned on me that maybe her problem was COVID and not indigestion. Sigh. Guess I will have to wait a few days to determine if I have been exposed.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:31:24am
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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:33:01am

re: #27 sagehen

if Emmett Till hadn’t been killed, if he were alive today, he’d be younger than Morgan Freeman.

Something to mention when wing nuts on your twitter or FB feed try to say “ancient history, why are you still making a thing of it…”

Yep. My dad was born in 1937 and he is still alive

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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:33:45am
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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:39:28am

re: #182 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“The Biden raid on Trump’s home is election interference.”

it’s a policy not a law. and only since about 2008

and it wasn’t a raid
‘home’ is also doing a lot of work here - a semi-public hotel/club

it’s true right now spy45 is a private citizen and not running for anything.
so watch them stretch it because the memos on which the policy is based state:

that Justice Department employees “may never select the timing of investigative steps or criminal charges for the purpose of affecting any election, or for the purpose of giving an advantage or disadvantage to any candidate or political party.”

so they’ll argue the search warrant affects those other races - senators, reps, etc.

though note the memos dont say what the exclusion period is - 60 days, 90?

and finally to end this absurdity, executing this warrant wasnt “for the purpose of giving an advantage”. it was to recover documents that over many months of negotiations spy45 was illegally holding and flatly refused to return. Oh, and also had his attorney lie about it.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:41:50am

“The Biden raid on Trump’s home FBI investigation into Hillary Clinton weeks before a presidential election is election interference.”

Fixed for accuracy.

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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:48:44am
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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:50:36am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:51:02am
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EstebanTornado1963  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:53:57am
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:54:23am

When did the GOP become a party of jerks?

In 1960, a young model turned lawyer named Phyllis Schlafly came to national attention for leading a loud “revolt” against the GOP Platform’s civil rights plank, which she and other conservatives saw as no better (ie no more racist) than that of the Democrats. Schlafly had been very active but below the radar screen of the national media for a few years by then, though.

Phyllis Schlafly Was Alt-Right Before Alt-Right Was Uncool

Schlafly, a brilliant and tireless organizer, probably did more than any other one person to prepare the way for Goldwater’s 1964 candidacy, which completely blindsided the liberal (Rockefeller) wing of the GOP and eventually led to its complete extinction.

Schlafly was still at it 50 years later. She defended Joseph McCarthy as recently as 2011, and went on to provide Donald Trump with a crucial early endorsement, helping to legitimize his candidacy with the party leadership.

She finally died at age 92, a couple of months before her lifelong dream of racist and fascist ascendancy was realized with Trump’s election.

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Dr Lizardo  Aug 29, 2022 • 8:55:09am

re: #189 Belafon

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:16:24am

re: #190 Belafon

Not THAT is how you deal with traitors.

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CleverToad  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:22:58am

re: #155 William Lewis

So at the new hotel, about to go in and start my first day here. Positive waves please 😎

Waves!

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:26:26am

re: #155 William Lewis

So at the new hotel, about to go in and start my first day here. Positive waves please 😎

Crazy. I mean, so many positive waves, maybe we can’t lose. You’re on.
Woof, woof. That’s my other dog imitation.

- Donald Sutherland, Oddball, Kelly’s Heroes

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:35:20am

re: #77 darthstar

Sounds like things may be heating up in Kherson…

Time to start pushing the orcs front lines back.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:38:04am

The question should be: When did Republicans go into full jerk mode? Three answers.

1) Willie Horton
2) Willie Horton
3) Willie Horton

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:38:04am
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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:39:27am

My maternal grandmother’s last name when she was born was Westphal. I want to think that gives me all this knowledge: Westphalian sovereignty. But DNA, while teaming with information, doesn’t work that way. I have to make it go in through my eyeballs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:40:10am
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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:41:39am

America out-crazed Ozzy. Enough said….

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:44:55am

re: #203 Backwoods_Sleuth

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shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

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jaunte  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:45:47am
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jaunte  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:48:35am
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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:48:48am

re: #206 jaunte

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Feds could’ve found a body in those Mar a Lago boxes …

You’d need a bonesaw to get it into those boxes. Ah….

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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:48:49am

His massive legal troubles are really taking a toll…..

Trump Demands He Be Declared 2020 Election Winner or Hold a New Election ‘Immediately!’

So now it comes out, conclusively, that the FBI BURIED THE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP STORY BEFORE THE ELECTION knowing that, if they didn’t, “Trump would have easily won the 2020 Presidential Election”. This is massive FRAUD & ELECTION INTERFERENCE at a level never seen before in our Country. REMEDY: Declare the rightful winner or, and this would be the minimal solution, declare the 2020 Election irreparably compromised and have a new Election, immediately!

Poor Donny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:49:03am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:51:54am

re: #204 Dr. Matt

As much of a mess as the UK is these days, they’re at least smart enough to have gun control laws.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:53:00am

re: #209 Dr. Matt

Not that it would ever happen, but can you imagine his reaction if we held a new election and he lost by MORE this time around?

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:53:24am

..up his arm!

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:56:08am

re: #212 Eclectic Cyborg

Not that it would ever happen, but can you imagine his reaction if we held a new election and he lost by MORE this time around?

I mean, it’s not even a thing that CAN happen. There’s no law that says, “Oops, there was fraud/criming/the loser is very sore, you need to set up the election apparatus and do it all over again.” I can’t even begin to fathom the logistics that would be involved in that effort.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 9:59:58am
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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:02:15am
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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:02:56am

re: #209 Dr. Matt

His massive legal troubles are really taking a toll…..

Trump Demands He Be Declared 2020 Election Winner or Hold a New Election ‘Immediately!’

Poor Donny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So not doing something is election interference
and doing something is election interference

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:03:16am

re: #213 wrenchwench

..up his arm!

poop in his hands!
poop in his hands!

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:07:19am

re: #214 Dopamine Fish

I mean, it’s not even a thing that CAN happen. There’s no law that says, “Oops, there was fraud/criming/the loser is very sore, you need to set up the election apparatus and do it all over again.” I can’t even begin to fathom the logistics that would be involved in that effort.

It would start with many of the states (enough to moot the whole thing) saying thanks but no thanks

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:10:04am

re: #216 Dopamine Fish

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So he’s choosing to stiff the Hosting company

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:10:05am

In response to the criticism I heard from Mrs. Fish last week re: student debt: “Oh, but tuitions are still inflated, so while this is great, it doesn’t address the root of the problem”:

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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:10:10am

re: #213 wrenchwench

..up his arm!

Is there a “Tardigrade Every Hour” account? I feel like we’re getting close to twitter documenting every organism on the planet.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:10:31am

re: #218 Backwoods_Sleuth

poop in his hands!
poop in his hands!

That’s the same hand where cockroaches were doing their thing the other night…

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:12:23am

re: #222 Belafon

Is there a “Tardigrade Every Hour” account? I feel like we’re getting close to twitter documenting every organism on the planet.

I was getting possum every few minutes, even after I unfollowed. I had to block.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:12:46am

re: #220 Dangerman

So he’s choosing to stiff the Hosting company

And when they inevitably shut his ass down for non-payment he’ll blame it on a communist conspiracy.

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steve_davis  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:14:14am

WTF Fedex? You got it to Georgia, and now suddenly encountered a delay? This, after telling me it was going to be here three days earlier than scheduled? It’s a one pound guitar pedal for fucksake. Just throw it in a supe’s car and let them drive it up here.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:16:30am

The twit machine has been suggesting things based on my retweets. I had to block an extremely fake bird photo account. ‘New hatchling’ was a dry chick sitting in a half shell.

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Teukka  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:17:33am

Umm… WAT?

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gocart mozart  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:18:04am
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nines09  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:19:01am

Good day good people.
August zooming by…..
One more Monday…
End the GOP.

Youtube Video

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sagehen  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:20:00am

re: #228 Teukka

Umm… WAT?

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Elena Belova is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:20:20am

re: #209 Dr. Matt

His massive legal troubles are really taking a toll…..

Trump Demands He Be Declared 2020 Election Winner or Hold a New Election ‘Immediately!’

Poor Donny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:21:28am

re: #230 nines09

Good day good people.
August zooming by…..
One more Monday…
End the GOP.

[Embedded content]

Larger

The Gorillaz are going to be in the DFW area October 1st. I would have done just about anything I could to buy tickets for my son and me except there’s a marching band competition all day.

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lizardofid  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:21:33am

re: #224 wrenchwench

I was getting possum every few minutes, even after I unfollowed. I had to block.

My late brother had an imaginary club called the Junior Woodchucks of America. For some reason their slogan was Don’t Impede the Possum!

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:22:11am

One of the lawyers fighting the Department of Justice on Donald Trump’s behalf — former prosecutor Jim Trusty — was hired after the former president saw him on television, the New York Times reports.

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nines09  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:22:41am

re: #233 Belafon

Never saw them but heard they do a great live show. Never knew who would show up with them.

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wrenchwench  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:22:52am

re: #234 lizardofid

My late brother had an imaginary club called the Junior Woodchucks of America. For some reason their slogan was Don’t Impede the Possum!

Can I join? Is there a newsletter?

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lizardofid  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:25:52am

re: #237 wrenchwench

Can I join? Is there a newsletter?

I just signed you up. (You can make believe you get it the third Thurs of every month.)

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darthstar  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:30:32am

Now this is how you celebrate Remembrance Day…Slava Ukraini

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Dangerman  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:31:04am
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Belafon  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:31:47am

re: #240 Dangerman

You just listed why, David.

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Dr. Matt  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:32:19am

I can’t wait for the MAGA fucks to self-pwn themselves wearing their “Proud Semi-Fascist” t-shirts. It’s just a matter of time…..

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jaunte  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:34:24am

re: #242 Dr. Matt

I think Biden baited them, knowing how they can’t resist going to extremes, into declaring themselves Full Fascist.

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jaunte  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:35:22am

“That’s right, I had to turn fascist. You made me do it!”

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mmmirele  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:45:02am

re: #224 wrenchwench

I was getting possum every few minutes, even after I unfollowed. I had to block.

I love possums (have my “What a time to be alive and screaming” t-shirt featuring a possum on today) but not every few minutes.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:56:32am

re: #228 Teukka

Umm… WAT?

She learned well

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 29, 2022 • 10:59:25am

re: #234 lizardofid

My late brother had an imaginary club called the Junior Woodchucks of America. For some reason their slogan was Don’t Impede the Possum!

Red Green’s Possum Lodge

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A Three Hour Tour  Aug 29, 2022 • 11:06:54am

re: #244 jaunte

“That’s right, I had to turn fascist. You made me do it!”

Right up there with the claim that “Obama made racism worse.”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 29, 2022 • 11:17:07am

re: #222 Belafon

They’ve missed a few days here and there though. The economy must be in shambles.

twitter.com

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sizzzzlerz  Aug 29, 2022 • 12:30:15pm

re: #234 lizardofid

My late brother had an imaginary club called the Junior Woodchucks of America. For some reason their slogan was Don’t Impede the Possum!

Not too terribly far off from hiring a lawyer because you saw his face on a bus stop bench


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