The Bob Cesca Podcast: Very Violent Fireworks

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Very Violent Fireworks — [Explicit Content] Michael Cohen on Stephanie Miller’s show. The DOJ’s filter team has already sorted the Mar-a-lago documents. The 60 Day Rule. Trump demands a new election. Trump and the right to privacy. Trump might have dirt on Macron’s sex life. Rocky Mountain Mike live from Mar-a-lago. Lindsey Graham and rioting in the streets. Semi-Fascist Gate. I know you are but what am I? Alex Jones predicts more false flags including very violent fireworks and poisonings. Republican messaging sucks, Part Two. With Buzz Burbank, music by Michael McDermott, Matt Jaffe, and more!

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darthstar  Aug 30, 2022 • 1:48:42pm

Russia’s idea of defense was firing everything they had as fast as they could…and now they’ve gone and melted themselves into dysfunction.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 1:51:30pm
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Egregious Philbin  Aug 30, 2022 • 1:52:22pm

Gorbachev has died.

Link

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 1:54:17pm

re: #3 Egregious Philbin

Gorbachev has died.

Link

Sometimes prayers aren’t quite answered correctly. Wrong Russian leader.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 1:58:07pm

re: #4 Crush White Nationalism

Sometimes prayers aren’t quite answered correctly. Wrong Russian leader.

He was very advanced in years.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:00:16pm

Putin is now demanding that the Russian army should get to restart the invasion of Ukraine, the wrong side is winning!

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:01:25pm

re: #120 BeenHereAwhile

Woulda been better with Jesse “Lone Cat” Fuller.

When I started college in New Orleans in 1974, I found Clarence “Gatemouth” Brown early on. He was an early and quite powerful influence on my taste in music. He played with ‘Fess Longhair a LOT and I loved them. Moved to Austin in ‘89 and my next-door neighbor was Marcia Ball’s sax player (she was a heavily influenced by ‘Fess, too.). Gate regularly played in Austin, especially at Antone’s.

Another friend of mine referred to the new Supreme Court Justice as Clarence “Gatemouth” Thomas, and I always found that pretty damn funny, so I have kept paying that tradition forward.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:02:27pm

I’ve mentioned before a street I have to travel nearly everyday has a couple of loons whose yards are filled with pro-Trump/anti-Dem stuff. One has a flagpole with the upside down blue and black flag, a Trump 2024 flag and a F Biden flag. Well, today I noticed a new flagpole on the opposite side of the yard. At the top is the US flag, then an “Arrest Trump” flag, then a “Trump Lost: you’re in a cult” flag. I wonder if they take their meals together.

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Dangerman  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:05:15pm

I’m a prisoner just like yourself. I’m a Trusty.
- Pat Hingle, Bigfoot. Nevada Smith

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:05:49pm

re: #3 Egregious Philbin

Gorbachev has died.

Link

Since I was born in the early ’80s, Gorbachev is the first Russian leader I vividly remember seeing on TV. I also remember asking my mom “why does that many have a funny head?” the first time I saw his birthmark.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:09:00pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:12:26pm

I just heard a loud crash in the other room and the sound of a cat running.

Better go see what’s up…

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:13:09pm

Iirc, Teukka was facing this problem yesterday as well:

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:14:52pm

re: #10 Eclectic Cyborg

Since I was born in the early ’80s, Gorbachev is the first Russian leader I vividly remember seeing on TV. I also remember asking my mom “why does that many have a funny head?” the first time I saw his birthmark.

He came to America in the 80’s and saw desktop computers even in in small businesses. He realized two things: without such computers the USSR could not keep up with the West but once they had them, the government could no longer keep a close lid on the spread of information.

Unfortunately, he overestimated the system’s ability to reform itself.

So did I when I went there in 1992.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:15:21pm

re: #13 ckkatz

Iirc, Teukka was facing this problem yesterday as well:

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:17:23pm
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Florida Panhandler  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:17:27pm

DeSantis is Definitely Running for President, Part 326.

The DeSantis blowjob party to populism continues today revealing a tax giveaway to Florida residents like me.

yahoo.com

Details are not revealed as of yet. But the fact that Trump seems to be on the way towards prison and the rest of the field consists likely of Cancun Cruz, Lindsay “so what exactly are you, anyway…in anything?” Graham, and Sarah “real, proud Alaska hunter…Now I can’t be pried out of NYC” Palin things appear wide open for the taking.

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:19:15pm

re: #15 Crush White Nationalism

He did! Seems to be limited to EuroServers.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:19:35pm

In my almost 68 years, Gorbachev was the only Russian leader that had his eye on the actual ball. I think he was a decent man. A Commie, but a decent Commie if there is such a thing.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:19:48pm

re: #18 austin_blue

He did! Seems to be limited to EuroServers.

I expect so.

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:19:58pm

re: #15 Crush White Nationalism

Relying upon your and Teukka’s reports, I have been assuming that “twitter down issue” yesterday was a European issue. But I admit to not trying to track it down any further.

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:21:40pm

re: #18 austin_blue

re: #20 Crush White Nationalism

gmta

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:21:40pm

re: #19 Dave In Austin

In my almost 68 years, Gorbachev was the only Russian leader that had his eye on the actual ball. I think he was a decent man. A Commie, but a decent Commie if there is such a thing.

But again, he failed to see the fatal flaw of Soviet-era Communism: its inability to undertake necessary changes and reforms. The rot was simply to deep.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:21:47pm

re: #17 Florida Panhandler

DeSantis is Definitely Running for President, Part 326.

The DeSantis blowjob party to populism continues today revealing a tax giveaway to Florida residents like me.

yahoo.com

Details are not revealed as of yet. But the fact that Trump seems to be on the way towards prison and the rest of the field consists likely of Cancun Cruz, Lindsay “so what exactly are you, anyway…in anything?” Graham, and Sarah “real, proud Alaska hunter…Now I can’t be pried out of NYC” Palin things appear wide open for the taking.

What about Josh Hawley? Weren’t his stunts, including his fist support of the mob, designed to position him for a 2024 run? Or did that all turn out for naught because Senators don’t have the stage and powers afforded to governors?

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:22:17pm

This seems to indicate that it was down earlier overseas.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:22:30pm

good fucking grief

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:22:41pm

re: #12 Eclectic Cyborg

I just heard a loud crash in the other room and the sound of a cat running.

Better go see what’s up…

On pins ‘n’ needles here…

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:23:01pm

re: #23 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

But again, he failed to see the fatal flaw of Soviet-era Communism: its inability to undertake necessary changes and reforms. The rot was simply to deep.

The US is right on the edge of a “the rot was simply too deep” scenario.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:23:42pm
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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:23:58pm

re: #22 ckkatz

gmta

Speaking only for myself, you are WAY too kind.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:24:07pm

re: #24 Hecuba’s daughter

What about Josh Hawley? Weren’t his stunts, including his fist support of the mob, designed to position him for a 2024 run? Or did that all turn out for naught because Senators don’t have the stage and powers afforded to governors?

That video of Hawley hauling ass will probably nix any presidential ambitions he may have.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:24:32pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

good fucking grief

She’s entirely delusional now. Her ego protected her from valid criticism and she took it way too far.

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BeenHereAwhile  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:25:08pm

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:25:25pm

re: #24 Hecuba’s daughter

What about Josh Hawley? Weren’t his stunts, including his fist support of the mob, designed to position him for a 2024 run? Or did that all turn out for naught because Senators don’t have the stage and powers afforded to governors?

His Fist Bump photo really gave him a bump in recognition, but his “Run away, Josh!” clip will haunt any campaign he undertakes

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:26:38pm

re: #28 EPR-radar

The US is right on the edge of a “the rot was simply too deep” scenario.

Yes, we had four years of Deep Rot and there is still a fair-to-middlin’ chance that it will re-root itself.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:27:15pm

re: #33 BeenHereAwhile

Dear Jenna. Nobody wants to take your faith away from you. Unless your faith includes you forcing your faith on others.

In which case, fuck off with that theocracy shit.

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:27:53pm
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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:28:00pm

re: #35 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yes, we had four years of Deep Rot and there is still a fair-to-middlin’ chance that it will re-root itself.

And the Republican party is a cesspit of Satan.

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Dangerman  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:28:01pm

re: #17 Florida Panhandler

DeSantis is Definitely Running for President, Part 326.

The DeSantis blowjob party to populism continues today revealing a tax giveaway to Florida residents like me.

yahoo.com

Details are not revealed as of yet. But the fact that Trump seems to be on the way towards prison and the rest of the field consists likely of Cancun Cruz, Lindsay “so what exactly are you, anyway…in anything?” Graham, and Sarah “real, proud Alaska hunter…Now I can’t be pried out of NYC” Palin things appear wide open for the taking.

as an aside, a guy like this would never pardon spy45.
there’s absolutely nothing in it for him

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:28:39pm

re: #33 BeenHereAwhile

Nobody is coming to take your guns or your Bibles, they are just putting some reasonable, responsible and fully Constitutional limits on how you get to wave them in people’s faces.

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mmmirele  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:28:55pm

re: #8 Barefoot Grin

I’ve mentioned before a street I have to travel nearly everyday has a couple of loons whose yards are filled with pro-Trump/anti-Dem stuff. One has a flagpole with the upside down blue and black flag, a Trump 2024 flag and a F Biden flag. Well, today I noticed a new flagpole on the opposite side of the yard. At the top is the US flag, then an “Arrest Trump” flag, then a “Trump Lost: you’re in a cult” flag. I wonder if they take their meals together.

I NEED A PICTURE.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:29:05pm

re: #32 Crush White Nationalism

She’s entirely delusional now. Her ego protected her from valid criticism and she took it way too far.

totes delusional:

But despite the clear similarities to her own life, Rowling claimed to Graham Norton that it’s all just a big coincidence. “I should make it really clear after some of the things that have happened the last year that this is not depicting [that],” she said.

“I had written the book before certain things happened to me online,” she continued. “I said to my husband, ‘I think everyone is going to see this as a response to what happened to me,’ but it genuinely wasn’t. The first draft of the book was finished at the point certain things happened.”

So far, critics aren’t buying her explanation, with The Sunday Times and The Telegraph both pointing out the obvious connection and giving the novel bleak reviews.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:31:54pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:36:15pm

re: #29 Charles Johnson

What is scary is that the polls are tight and he may win. Sigh.

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Dangerman  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:38:24pm

re: #34 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

His Fist Bump photo really gave him a bump in recognition, but his “Run away, Josh!” clip will haunt any campaign he undertakes

hawley’s a lightweight
he’d never have a chance

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:39:17pm

story time:

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:40:04pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:41:46pm

Just discovered you can look at Trump’s timeline at “Truth Social” without an account. At this point it looks just like any far right rando timeline, lots of stupid memes and offensive images mixed with occasional weirdly capitalized demented rants.

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Dangerman  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:41:55pm

re: #44 Patricia Kayden

What is scary is that the polls are tight and he may win. Sigh.

he’d be a reliable (R) vote
that’s all anyone cares about

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retired cynic  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:41:56pm

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:44:36pm

Tomorrow’s Wordle doesn’t know what to do about all those Get Well cards it’s received.

Click to Reveal

Wordle 438 4/6

🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

This one is just… well… look at this SibData: 4,4,6,6,6

Early choices can make that hole in line 3 get a lot deeper.

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Dangerman  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:45:00pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Just discovered you can look at Trump’s timeline at “Truth Social” without an account. At this point it looks just like any far right rando timeline, lots of stupid memes and offensive images mixed with occasional weirdly capitalized demented rants.

so, he’s definitely presidential material

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:46:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:47:02pm
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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:47:57pm

re: #45 Dangerman

hawley’s a lightweight
he’d never have a chance

Tom Cotton, on the other hand…

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Egregious Philbin  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:49:00pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

Remember the last days of Andrew Breitbart? Insane screaming on the radio and on twitter? I think TFG is heading towards a stroke.

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retired cynic  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:51:02pm

re: #56 Egregious Philbin

Remember the last days of Andrew Breitbart? Insane screaming on the radio and on twitter? I think TFG is heading towards a stroke.

And in the flesh, too.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:51:05pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why are people so mean?

Youtube Video

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:51:12pm

re: #3 Egregious Philbin

Gorbachev has died.

Link

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:52:57pm
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Teddy's Person  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:53:11pm

re: #24 Hecuba’s daughter

What about Josh Hawley? Weren’t his stunts, including his fist support of the mob, designed to position him for a 2024 run? Or did that all turn out for naught because Senators don’t have the stage and powers afforded to governors?

Some dude named Obama made it work.

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CleverToad  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:53:42pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

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EstebanTornado1963  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:56:32pm

re: #37 Sherlock Hound

Karma’s a Greta!😂

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:56:34pm

re: #27 austin_blue

On pins ‘n’ needles here…

LOL. Cat is fine. He knocked a ceramic bowl off a shelf. Fortunately said bowl is of no significant value so no real harm done. I cleaned up the mess.

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:56:46pm

re: #60 Backwoods_Sleuth

Claims? Why not just call them lies.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:57:56pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 2:58:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:01:17pm
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sagehen  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:01:53pm

re: #61 Teddy’s Person

Some dude named Obama made it work.

Obama’s rise to household name status didn’t come from anything he did in the Senate. It came from his 2004 DNC speech.

Youtube Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:02:37pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:05:55pm

re: #70 Backwoods_Sleuth

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retired cynic  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:06:15pm

These are beautiful, and I work with Photoshop enough to consider doing something like this. And I would if I had the creativity required!.

Photographic Composites of Birds and Environments Accentuate the Rich Textures and Colors Found in Nature
thisiscolossal.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:07:13pm

LOL

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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:09:36pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:10:24pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

Nice to see some good news at the end of my workday.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:11:01pm

re: #74 jaunte

Whatever happened to civil discourse, libtard?

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Belafon  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:12:02pm

re: #73 Backwoods_Sleuth

LOL

Please clap. (Yes, I know it’s the wrong person.)

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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:12:23pm
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Belafon  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:14:18pm

LOL

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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:15:02pm
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Belafon  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:15:09pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:18:35pm

That Borat song was an actual real thing that happened.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:20:47pm
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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:21:20pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:22:25pm

re: #84 jaunte

Harry is back? Great.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:24:51pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:25:36pm

It’s starting

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BeachDem  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:29:34pm

re: #24 Hecuba’s daughter

What about Josh Hawley? Weren’t his stunts, including his fist support of the mob, designed to position him for a 2024 run? Or did that all turn out for naught because Senators don’t have the stage and powers afforded to governors?

Don’t forget Icky Nikki (as if…)

“Just saying, sometimes it takes a woman.”

Her comments come amid increased speculation that Haley will throw her hat in the ring in 2024. Haley attended a few events in Iowa, which holds the first-in-the-nation presidential caucuses, last week, including a fundraiser with Gov. Kim Reynolds (R).

thehill.com

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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:29:37pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:29:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:30:01pm
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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:31:20pm
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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:33:56pm

Candy-colored Hell.

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Mattand  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:36:04pm

re: #93 jaunte

These Stepford Wives reboots keep getting creepier and creepier.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:36:23pm

re: #93 jaunte

Actually, Owens is 33, Mcenany is 34 and Boebert is 35.

But that still doesn’t make them a good for for a “Youth” summit.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:37:01pm

re: #93 jaunte

I didn’t think it was possible to have a wretched hive of scum and villainy with just 5 people.

Now I know it can be done.

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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:37:18pm

Yoots.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:37:19pm

The Ohio State Highway Patrol said three people were in the plane, all of whom sustained minor injuries.

Troopers said the plane was involved in a training session where an engine stall was simulated.

During that exercise, the plane malfunctioned, and the engine powered off and would not restart. The trainer took over and attempted an emergency landing that resulted in a crash.

The cause of the malfunction is unknown at this time.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:37:52pm

re: #95 Eclectic Cyborg

Actually, Owens is 33, Mcenany is 34 and Boebert is 35.

But that still doesn’t make them a good for for a “Youth” summit.

The problem is that real College Republicans and the like are even creepier than these fuckwits.

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Jay C  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:38:49pm

re: #94 Mattand

These Stepford Wives reboots keep getting creepier and creepier.

And yet the guy in the middle is the most robotic of them all.
Obviously an earlier model, built before they perfected the “human” look…..

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jaunte  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:39:48pm

re: #100 Jay C

The 600 series had rubber principles. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:40:50pm

re: #100 Jay C

And yet the guy in the middle is the most robotic of them all.
Obviously an earlier model, built before they perfected the “human” look…..

One does wonder if these “people” are grown in vats by mad scientists at Liberty U.

Scratch that, there are no scientists at Liberty U, sane or insane.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:41:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:41:44pm
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PhillyPretzel  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:42:54pm

When I was at Frankford Terminal this evening I had a young woman asking me if I am registered to vote. I told her not only am I registered to vote I am also a Committeewoman and a Minority Inspector. To say the least she was pleasantly surprised.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:45:36pm

re: #105 PhillyPretzel

When I was at Frankford Terminal this evening I had a young woman asking me if I am registered to vote. I told her not only am I registered to vote I am also a Committeewoman and a Minority Inspector. To say the least she was pleasantly surprised.

Inspecting minorities got Giuliani in trouble back when he was a racist mayor with racist cops working for him.

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Mike Lamb  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:45:37pm

re: #90 Charles Johnson

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He never went after a group of people? What about his comments about immigrants from Central and South America? Wait, they don’t think of them as people. It checks out.

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Mike Lamb  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:46:43pm

re: #93 jaunte

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Candy-colored Hell.

But tell us about grooming…

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:46:54pm

re: #107 Mike Lamb

He never went after a group of people? What about his comments about immigrants from Central and South America? Wait, they don’t think of them as people. It checks out.

They just lie their asses off constantly, including lying to themselves about everything that might not be flattering to them. They’re a narcissism-driven political party that doesn’t care about facts.

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Mattand  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:47:34pm

re: #95 Eclectic Cyborg

Actually, Owens is 33 and Boebert is only 35.

But that still doesn’t make them a good for for a “Youth” summit.

Ted Cruz on opening night:

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:49:37pm

re: #85 PhillyPretzel

Harry is back? Great.

Late Friday/early Saturday. The Authors stood up and said “do it or be destroyed in every new story we write. He called fucking Nazis fucking Nazis, and your algorithm booted HIM. Fix your mistake or die.”

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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:52:13pm

re: #95 Eclectic Cyborg

Actually, Owens is 33, Mcenany is 34 and Boebert is 35.

But that still doesn’t make them a good for for a “Youth” summit.

The MILF Zone

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:56:05pm
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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 3:59:41pm

re: #112 Dave In Austin

The MILF Zone

And, please note, Dave learned that from a Google search!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:02:37pm
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steve_davis  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:06:38pm

re: #69 sagehen

Obama’s rise to household name status didn’t come from anything he did in the Senate. It came from his 2004 DNC speech.

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so strange to realize just four years later he’d won. I can still remember like it was last week Jesse Jackson in the exultant crowd with tears in his eyes as Obama gave his victory speech.

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:08:36pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

If she saw it, she should say so under oath. Come on, darlin’, do it for the Commonwealth! It’s your duty!

And if it turns out that you perjured yourself, it’s the orange jumpsuit and GenPop for you. But if these are your *convictions*, you must stand up for them. Personal responsibility, and all that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:11:03pm
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Patricia Kayden  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:20:15pm
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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:22:28pm

re: #114 austin_blue

And, please note, Dave learned that from a Google search!

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Patricia Kayden  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:23:46pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:34:17pm

re: #121 Patricia Kayden

You have to set up trigger laws that no one thinks will get triggered if you want to enslave women for long enough to kill some of them before the public says “no more.”

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:34:41pm

It is starting to rain in NE Philly. I hope it will cool the house down.

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Belafon  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:36:51pm

re: #92 jaunte

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:39:36pm

re: #116 steve_davis

so strange to realize just four years later he’d won. I can still remember like it was last week Jesse Jackson in the exultant crowd with tears in his eyes as Obama gave his victory speech.

More to the point, he wasn’t even a *Senator*, yet. He was still a candidate.

In July, 2004, the late Valerie Phillips, an old friend of ours, called She Who Must Be Obeyed, and said “Can you and austin_blue be sponsors for a fundraiser for a Senate candidate from Illinois? It’s going to be at Gary Mauro’s (Ex-Texas Land Commissioner) house in Terrytown (Old West Austin- rich), and we can’t get anyone to sign up and he’s got this ridiculous name —- Barack Obama.”

So we dropped $250 apiece to be sponsors, and two weeks later he gave a Keynote one night at the Convention, two weeks before the Fundraiser, which we watched with morbid curiosity. And we were both mumbling “Holy Shit” under our breaths and at the end of it I turned to to SWMBO and said, “That man is going to be President one day.” And she said, “We got in on the bottom floor. Pretty cool, and thank you Val!”

Two weeks later he arrives to give the Stump Speech at Mauro’s house. You actually stand on a stump, a big-ass 3’ diameter Live Oak stump. It was 106º with no shade. The yard was just fucking packed.

The entire East Austin “black people who white people listen to” community showed up, mostly women in full Sunday regalia, a bunch of curious progressive white people, excited young professionals and us, who got to meet The Candidate who thanked us for our supporting him before the Convention. After the blah blah blah and before the speech, I went out to grab a smoke and he asked if he could bum one. He told me he was going to pretty much revisit the Keynote because it was hardcore political junkies who actually watched it the night he gave it.

And he did, sweat streaming down his face, nailing every bit of nuance. He just killed it. I think people were kind of shocked at the charisma he projected, after four years of Shrub and his mangling of the English language. So, that was how my wife and I got to meet Barack Obama, and very year, for eight years, he sent us a family Christmas Card, so we watched the girls grow up.

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KingKenrod  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:39:49pm

re: #93 jaunte

Candy-colored Hell.

Wolfman Jerk is a hit with all the cool kids!

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steve_davis  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:39:52pm

couldn’t figure out where the stubborn cockroach clan was hanging out. I’d cleared everything. sprayed everything. it had helped, but still, if I came out at 3 in the morning for some reason, it was like some kind of block party on the kitchen counter. Today, I finally had the genius idea of pulling the cutlery drawers out from the ancient cupboards they in habit. I banged them on the front stoop. It was like nightmare fuel watching the little fuckers barrel out from all the hidden crevices in the drawers. they’re really cheap-assed ancient drawers with grooves where cheap ass pieces of pressed wood create the bottoms, which means that the little fuckers were just lined up in those grooves. Hit that whole section of cabinet with Bengal Gold. The boys are coming tomorrow to use their pump-can of death along the baseboards and hopefully we’ll get this shit under control. I am almost tempted to just call Orkin and pay for my own exterminator. I’m pretty sure that would violate the lease though, so I won’t go that far.

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mmmirele  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:44:09pm

re: #127 steve_davis

Dude, you are reminding me of why I hated living in a certain apartment in Austin. Thirty years later and I don’t need those memories!

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:44:44pm

Just saw someone on PBS News Hour remind viewers that one would be hard pressed to find any Russians with a good word to say about Gorbachev.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:45:16pm

re: #127 steve_davis

couldn’t figure out where the stubborn cockroach clan was hanging out. I’d cleared everything. sprayed everything. it had helped, but still, if I came out at 3 in the morning for some reason, it was like some kind of block party on the kitchen counter. Today, I finally had the genius idea of pulling the cutlery drawers out from the ancient cupboards they in habit. I banged them on the front stoop. It was like nightmare fuel watching the little fuckers barrel out from all the hidden crevices in the drawers. they’re really cheap-assed ancient drawers with grooves where cheap ass pieces of pressed wood create the bottoms, which means that the little fuckers were just lined up in those grooves. Hit that whole section of cabinet with Bengal Gold. The boys are coming tomorrow to use their pump-can of death along the baseboards and hopefully we’ll get this shit under control. I am almost tempted to just call Orkin and pay for my own exterminator. I’m pretty sure that would violate the lease though, so I won’t go that far.

The solution is obvious. Never go into your kitchen at 3 AM. /s

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:45:55pm

re: #127 steve_davis

couldn’t figure out where the stubborn cockroach clan was hanging out. I’d cleared everything. sprayed everything. it had helped, but still, if I came out at 3 in the morning for some reason, it was like some kind of block party on the kitchen counter. Today, I finally had the genius idea of pulling the cutlery drawers out from the ancient cupboards they in habit. I banged them on the front stoop. It was like nightmare fuel watching the little fuckers barrel out from all the hidden crevices in the drawers. they’re really cheap-assed ancient drawers with grooves where cheap ass pieces of pressed wood create the bottoms, which means that the little fuckers were just lined up in those grooves. Hit that whole section of cabinet with Bengal Gold. The boys are coming tomorrow to use their pump-can of death along the baseboards and hopefully we’ll get this shit under control. I am almost tempted to just call Orkin and pay for my own exterminator. I’m pretty sure that would violate the lease though, so I won’t go that far.

When I had an apartment with roaches and bad management, I stopped paying rent for long enough to get my security deposit back, then moved.

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EPR-radar  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:46:30pm

re: #129 Barefoot Grin

Just saw someone on PBS News Hour remind viewers that one would be hard pressed to find any Russians with a good word to say about Gorbachev.

That’s to be expected. The fall of the USSR was a mess that was hard on everyone except the corrupt oligarchs that ended up taking over.

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Dave In Austin  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:46:31pm

re: #126 KingKenrod

Wolfman Jerk is a hit with all the cool kids!

Woolworth Wolverine

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gocart mozart  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:47:34pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:48:49pm

re: #132 EPR-radar

That’s to be expected. The fall of the USSR was a mess that was hard on everyone except the corrupt oligarchs that ended up taking over.

That’s pretty much exactly what he said (in addition to causing them to lose the former Soviet states and influence over Warsaw Pact countries).

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A Three Hour Tour  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:52:02pm

re: #119 Patricia Kayden

Rob Schneider still had a career BEFORE going on Glenn Beck’s show?????

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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:52:29pm

If you ever get curious about what kind of deranged madness Donald Trump is spewing, here’s the link: truthsocial.com

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steve_davis  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:54:20pm

re: #128 mmmirele

Dude, you are reminding me of why I hated living in a certain apartment in Austin. Thirty years later and I don’t need those memories!

aren’t they great? My kitchen cabinets are like something out of Lovecraft. Rather than put new cabinets in over the years as they’ve done modest renovations, they’ve just cut the cabinets and reattached them in odd ways. When I was cleaning a few months ago under the sink, I finally got around to shining a light into a corner that I literally cannot physically get to. I had to use a broom to haul out the 2 quart jug that was back there. I know for a fact that the company that was making the root beer that was once in there went out of business no later than the mid 80’s. That fucker had literally been in the corner for 40 years, at the very least, because the two generations that have lived in the apartment since then have never been able to reach into that part of the cabinet and no one’s ever looked back there, or if they have they didn’t care enough to get the jug out with the broom handle, as I did. it’s fucking Rats in the Walls in here.

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steve_davis  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:56:00pm

re: #130 EPR-radar

The solution is obvious. Never go into your kitchen at 3 AM. /s

what I do if I have to now is I turn the kitchen light on and then go to the bathroom. It gives the little guys time to put away the patio chairs, take down the bandstand where the one little guy plays pretty effective country blues on a tiny, tiny fucking six-string.

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:56:16pm

Folks may remember that about a week and half ago, the Government of Montenegro fell on a vote of no confidence.

While a significant part of the Montenegro population is ethnically Serbian, there is major support for Montenegro to maintain distance from Serbian (and Russian) influence. For example Montenegro is a member of NATO, Serbia is not.

Montenegro’s Government Falls Over Controversial Pact With Serbian Orthodox Church
rferl.org

Apparently yesterday there was a major cyber attack against Montenegro’s government and critical infrastructure. It is presumed to be a Russian operation.

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gocart mozart  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:57:47pm

Is this the most cringe thing ever?

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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:57:53pm

THE DREADED LAPTOP FROM HELL

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austin_blue  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:59:32pm

Time for Finding You Roots. BBIAB.

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ckkatz  Aug 30, 2022 • 4:59:33pm

re: #139 steve_davis

How can you fight something like this?

Cockroaches are infamous for their tenacity, and are often cited as the most likely survivors of a nuclear war. Some even claim that they can live without their heads. It turns out that these armchair exterminators (and their professional brethren) are right. Headless roaches are capable of living for weeks.

scientificamerican.com

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retired cynic  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:02:49pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:05:45pm

oh

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steve_davis  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:06:22pm

re: #144 ckkatz

How can you fight something like this?

scientificamerican.com

How long can they live when I’ve ground their balls into dust with a shoe?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:06:37pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:10:44pm

This probably contains some wacky texts with Ginni Thomas.

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Charles Johnson  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:12:22pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:16:03pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

good fucking grief
……..
“She is so close to an epiphany but so far away”

This reminds me of some of the anecdotes in Susan Faludi’s Backlash, where she told or real events or stories that were distorted, their outcomes reversed, in order to support the 1980’s anti-feminist anti-choice messaging that came into vogue with the Reagan “revolution”.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:18:00pm

re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth

oh

Can’t wait to read legislation he drafts.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 30, 2022 • 5:29:38pm

re: #35 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Yes, we had four years of Deep Rot and there is still a fair-to-middlin’ chance that it will re-root itself.

One could say that the 2000 Bush v Gore decision showed evidence of serious rot. After Obama’s election, there was real hope for a couple years but when the GOP took the House in 2010, rot resurfaced - and accelerated when they took the Senate. The failure to even vote on Garland shows the poison permeating our nation before Trump.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 30, 2022 • 6:01:35pm

re: #107 Mike Lamb

He never went after a group of people? What about his comments about immigrants from Central and South America? Wait, they don’t think of them as people. It checks out.

Or Muslims

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 30, 2022 • 6:09:57pm

re: #142 Charles Johnson

THE DREADED LAPTOP FROM HELL

[Embedded content]

I know that someone managed to get copies of legitimate Hunter emails. But is there any evidence that the laptop itself is really his and that he abandoned it at a repair shop?

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BeenHereAwhile  Aug 30, 2022 • 9:02:23pm

re: #144 ckkatz

How can you fight something like this?

scientificamerican.com

Praying mantids

arbico-organics.com


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