Honest Ads: If Virtual Reality Was Honest

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What if Virtual Reality companies like Meta and Oculus were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates alongside help from our friends at @The Warp Zone! Check out their channel!

SOURCES:
https://www.theverge.com/2021/4/6/22370100/facebook-oculus-rift-s-sold-out-vr-headset-discontinued, https://www.roadtovr.com/oculus-quest-2-go-apps-support/
https://arvrtech.eu/virtual-reality-without-headache/, https://www.vg247.com/oculus-quest-2-sales-suspended-skin-irritant-concerns-foam-insert
https://www.cnet.com/news/palmer-luckey-ghost-4-military-drones-can-swarm-into-an-ai-surveillance-system/
https://www.vrfocus.com/2018/04/how-vr-porn-is-secretly-driving-the-industry/
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/451382/oculus-rift-trial-reveals-juicy-details-about-mark-zuckerbergs-secret-virtual-reality-plans/
https://techcrunch.com/2017/02/01/jury-awards-zenimax-500-million-in-oculus-vr-lawsuit/
https://www.zdnet.com/article/the-real-reason-palmer-luckey-was-fired-from-facebook/
https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-buys-virtual-reality-gaming-studio-beat-games-2019-12?r=US&IR=T
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/19/21375118/oculus-facebook-account-login-data-privacy-controversy-developers-competition,
https://www.provideocoalition.com/oculus-bricked-the-oculus-rift-s-here-is-how-to-fix-it/
https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2021/08/03/facebook-metaverse-vr
https://www.game-debate.com/news/29579/oculus-vr-users-may-get-banned-and-lose-access-to-games-library-for-using-fake-facebook-names
https://variety.com/2021/digital/news/facebook-vr-ads-oculus-headsets-1234998649/
https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/9/17206650/oculus-facebook-vr-user-data-mining-privacy-policy-advertising
https://techcrunch.com/2020/09/23/the-oculus-quests-unofficial-app-store-gets-backing-from-oculus-founder-palmer-luckey/

CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Meta Boy: Darnell Eaton
Anime Girl/Panda Boss: Jordan Breeding
Writers: George the Bear (www.thestingerreport.com), Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
VFX & Performance Capture: Richard Cabrera of Romthirty VFX - http://www.romthirty.com
Tech Artist: Robin Åkesson (Zarniwoop)
Sound: Mike Schoen
Production Assistant: Eli Hall
Additional production services provided by Warp Media.

Jordan’s Twitter: @The_J_Breeding
Jordan’s Writing Portfolio: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Dave’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/deforestbrown/
The Bear’s Resource: www.thestingerreport.com

00:00 - Intro
01:27 - Dojo World
2:58 - Office World
4:19 - Sexy World
5:08 - Darnell No!

#metaverse #meta #virtualreality

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107 comments
1
Dr. Matt  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:32:19am

And the heartless GQP don’t care:

2
Crush White Nationalism  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:33:30am

Meta is just the new name for Oculus. They’re the same thing.

Virtual Reality is great, and doesn’t have to have anything to do with Facebook.
I’ve burned 1,000 calories a day having fun in VR for the past three months and feel fantastic.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:42:52am
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jaunte  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:44:33am
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Charles Johnson  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:45:26am

re: #2 Crush White Nationalism

Meta is just the new name for Oculus. They’re the same thing.

Virtual Reality is great, and doesn’t have to have anything to do with Facebook.
I’ve burned 1,000 calories a day having fun in VR for the past three months and feel fantastic.

“I Feel Fantastic” by Jonathan Coulton Kinetic Typography

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Crush White Nationalism  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:45:47am

re: #3 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:49:05am
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jaunte  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:50:10am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:50:19am

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Charles Johnson  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:52:32am
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jaunte  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:53:46am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:57:16am

re: #11 jaunte

so, they want to get rid of the one drop rule?

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Charles Johnson  Oct 18, 2022 • 11:59:52am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:02:56pm
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:08:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:08:50pm
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dat_said  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:11:37pm

Apparently, nothing to do with either Trump or Russian oligarchs

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:13:17pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:14:56pm
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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:16:36pm

re: #11 jaunte

will that apply to country clubs, lunch counters and water fountains too?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:17:16pm

re: #17 dat_said

Apparently, nothing to do with either Trump or Russian oligarchs

There are numerous Deutsche Bank scandals going on these days.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:18:10pm

And now for a moment of cute:

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CleverToad  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:19:26pm

re: #20 Dangerman

will that apply to country clubs, lunch counters and water fountains too?

And traffic stops?

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dat_said  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:19:55pm

re: #20 Dangerman

will that apply to country clubs, lunch counters and water fountains too?

See re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:21:05pm

re: #23 CleverToad

And traffic stops?

Remember the dispute over whether George Zimmerman was “white”?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:21:59pm
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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:22:10pm

re: #23 CleverToad

And traffic stops?

+1

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jaunte  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:25:01pm

re: #23 CleverToad

Strictly for census, gerrymandering, and voting.

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jaunte  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:25:52pm

Whiteness will flex according to the requirements of power.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:25:54pm

re: #28 jaunte

Strictly for census, gerrymandering, and voting.

vote suppressing that is

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EPR-radar  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:26:39pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

White nationalist Christian fascist Dalton Clodfelter explains why the phrase “Make America Great Again” is so appealing to him: “I love what this country once was, before the civil rights movement.”

Fuck this Kluxer piece of shit. Movement conservatism always was just the Klan with a new coat of paint on it to deceive morons and centrists.

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:26:58pm

re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth

SS does not, cannot add to the national debt.
medicare/medicaid can.

SS in fact LOANS money to the federal government
it’s the single biggest creditor of the federal gov’t (about 26%)

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Teukka  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:30:57pm

So, Kurzgesagt dropped another one:

What Happens if a Supervolcano Blows Up?

Soundtrack behind spoiler

Click to Reveal

Supervolcanoes – Soundtrack (2022)

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:31:21pm

Way to not answer and morph it seamlessly into MMMMMMMMMMMMMeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Spy45 spoke with Larry O’Connor of Salem News about Kanye West’s recent anti-Semitic statements.

O’CONNOR: He’s been saying some really offensive things lately about your own son-in-law, Jared Kushner, and about Jewish people. Jewish Americans writ large. Could you react to that? Because is this the guy that you knew?

TRUMP: Well, I haven’t really seen the statements he’s made. I did watch the Tucker Carlson interview and he was really nice to me. Beyond anybody, he was. He was great to me… And he was great, really, to MAGA, to the MAGA movement, which was very impressive. I was, you know, not surprised. I always got along with him. I liked him. I’ve always gotten along with him.”

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Belafon  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:31:23pm

re: #32 Dangerman

SS does not, cannot add to the national debt.
medicare/medicaid can.

SS in fact LOANS money to the federal government
it’s the single biggest creditor of the federal gov’t (about 26%)

The point of their cuts is to say “sorry, we spent your money, and you don’t get it back.”

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:33:23pm

House Rules Committee Chairman Jim McGovern (D-MA) created a “new rule” on his committee for people like Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO), Insider reports.

When one of her “flurry of nonsensical amendments turned out to be reasonable,” McGovern blocked it from going to the House floor and a Republican committee member wanted to know why, according to Robert Draper’s new book, Weapons of Mass Delusion.

Said McGovern: “We have a new rule in the Rules Committee. If you’re batshit crazy, you’re not getting an amendment. I’m sorry. We’re not doing this. We’re not doing this. I’m not going down that road. I’m not going to be part of any effort to legitimize people who are fucking lunatics.”

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:34:17pm

He knew

From The Trump Tapes: “In December 2019, after then-President Donald Trump had shared with journalist Bob Woodward the fawning letters that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un had written to him, the U.S. leader seems to acknowledge he should not be showing them around,” the Washington Post reports.

After urging Woodward to “treat them with respect,” Trump warns in an interview, “and don’t say I gave them to you, okay?”

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:36:05pm

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:39:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:40:09pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:41:27pm
House Rules Committee Chairman Jim McGovern created a “new rule” on his committee for people like Rep. Lauren Boebert, the gun-toting far-right firebrand from Colorado.

When one of her “flurry of nonsensical amendments turned out to be reasonable,” McGovern, a Massachusetts Democrat, blocked it from going to the House floor and a Republican committee member wanted to know why, according to journalist Robert Draper’s new book, “Weapons of Mass Delusion: When the Republican Party Lost Its Mind.”

“As McGovern would recall it, his response was, ‘We have a new rule in the Rules Committee. If you’re batshit crazy, you’re not getting an amendment,’” Draper wrote. “‘I’m sorry. We’re not doing this. We’re not doing this. I’m not going down that road. I’m not going to be part of any effort to legitimize people who are fucking lunatics.’”

The House rules chairman blocked Lauren Boebert’s measure under a ‘new rule’ against ‘lunatics’ (Business Insider)

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lawhawk  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:48:34pm

re: #41 Crush White Nationalism

Broken clock rule.

Doesn’t matter if you fall into something sensible once. The fact that you’re batcrap insane, push obscene conspiracy theories, and otherwise seek to end democracy in America means you don’t ever get the benefit of doubt. Ever.

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wrenchwench  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:51:23pm
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:51:24pm

Cryptobros are now moving into the real estate business. Blockchain technology is a solution looking for a problem.

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:52:08pm

re: #41 Crush White Nationalism

The House rules chairman blocked Lauren Boebert’s measure under a ‘new rule’ against ‘lunatics’ (Business Insider)

we read the same stuff ;-)
re: #36 Dangerman

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:56:14pm

re: #42 lawhawk

Broken clock rule.

Doesn’t matter if you fall into something sensible once. The fact that you’re batcrap insane, push obscene conspiracy theories, and otherwise seek to end democracy in America means you don’t ever get the benefit of doubt. Ever.

If the proposal is actually sensible, then I think it should be considered. If the GOP takes over, they will extend rules like that to cover anything that the Squad or the Progressive Caucus proposes.

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Belafon  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:57:11pm

re: #43 wrenchwench

I wouldn’t qualify.

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wrenchwench  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:57:31pm
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lawhawk  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:58:24pm

re: #46 Hecuba’s daughter

If the proposal is actually sensible, then I think it should be considered. If the GOP takes over, they will extend rules like that to cover anything that the Squad or the Progressive Caucus proposes.

They already do that kind of thing. I’ve seen it happen in state legislatures all the time from personal experience..

And what happens is that someone in the majority caucus proposes the same exact thing, and it gets enacted.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:59:37pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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danarchy  Oct 18, 2022 • 12:59:41pm

re: #42 lawhawk

Broken clock rule.

Doesn’t matter if you fall into something sensible once. The fact that you’re batcrap insane, push obscene conspiracy theories, and otherwise seek to end democracy in America means you don’t ever get the benefit of doubt. Ever.

Sounds good, but seriously I would not blame whoever the new chair of that committee is when the republicans take it over for doing the same to McGovern. I think they are setting a lot of precedents that they are going to regret and that republicans are going to take to the next level.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:01:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:01:59pm

As if the GOP won’t do all this petty payback stuff when they are back in power even if the Democrats played nice.

Fuck ‘em.

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EPR-radar  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:03:18pm

re: #51 danarchy

Sounds good, but seriously I would not blame whoever the new chair of that committee is when the republicans take it over for doing the same to McGovern. I think they are setting a lot of precedents that they are going to regret and that republicans are going to take to the next level.

Please. As if any restraint by Democrats now would reduce the GOP retaliation if (god forbid) they retake the House and/or Senate.

Part of why US politics is presently so shitty is that the good guys haven’t been calling out batshit insanity.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:03:39pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:03:43pm

re: #43 wrenchwench

Yeah I’d like to see Darren Bailey of IL show us how that’s done. He can’t shut up about being a “downstate farmer”.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:03:53pm

re: #41 Crush White Nationalism

The House rules chairman blocked Lauren Boebert’s measure under a ‘new rule’ against ‘lunatics’ (Business Insider)

If the GOP wins the House, they will empower the lunatics. This terrible Congressman, whose district I have been gerrymandered into, want to put Greene on the House Oversight Committee.

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BigPapa  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:03:58pm

Man oh man. I think Jeff Buckley videos have been posted here but I’m just discovering him now. Dude was taken from us way too early.

Ewan Dobson too.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:06:49pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

What evidence is there that Herschel Walker has ever read the Bible?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:08:25pm

re: #57 No Malarkey!

If the GOP wins the House, they will empower the lunatics. This terrible Congressman, whose district I have been gerrymandered into, want to put Greene on the House Oversight Committee.

and spy45 wants to put her on Judiciary

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:09:47pm

re: #59 Hecuba’s daughter

What evidence is there that Herschel Walker has ever read the Bible?

his bone fide word as a Heisman Trophy winner…

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Charles Johnson  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:15:31pm
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Dr. Matt  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:17:36pm

re: #57 No Malarkey!

If the GOP wins the House, they will empower the lunatics. This terrible Congressman, whose district I have been gerrymandered into, want to put Greene on the House Oversight Committee.

[Embedded content]

This alone is reason to not give the GQP a majority.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:17:52pm

re: #20 Dangerman

will that apply to country clubs, lunch counters and water fountains too?

Someone better get to work on a green book app for handhelds.

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:19:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:21:21pm

re: #61 Backwoods_Sleuth

his bone fide word as a Heisman Trophy winner…

after all, football *is* a religion in Georgia…

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Belafon  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:21:37pm

re: #65 Patricia Kayden

It’s a crappy poll, but:

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:21:53pm
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Amory Blaine  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:24:09pm

She’s prolife, too bad for her.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:24:19pm
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Semper Fi  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:26:02pm

re: #70 Dave In Austin

Did he do a ‘header’ from the top of a fence post?
Just asking for a friend.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:26:21pm

re: #65 Patricia Kayden

Looks like many are in the group that came of age during Carter/Reagan years. Stagflation and Iran hostage crisis followed by Morning in America.. Definitely can warp one’s views.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:26:34pm

re: #70 Dave In Austin

“Near a fence”

SMH.

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:27:03pm

re: #65 Patricia Kayden

What’s wrong with Gen X? We developed our political consciousness and their ideas of what the political social order should be under Reagan/Bush and the conservative backlash to Bill Clinton. It poisoned a generation of impressionable Americans to sneer at the concepts of fair play and good sportsmanship, embracing a “winning is the only thing/I got mine, fuck you/Empathy and compassion are the marks of quiche-eating wimps” mentality.

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Amory Blaine  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:29:25pm

That poll is fucked. There are no 64 yo x’rs. I wanna know how much weight the 57-64 category is pulling.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:29:39pm
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Grunthos the Flatulent  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:29:52pm

Tomorrow’s Wordle almost forgot to put the recycling out for collection.

Click to Reveal

Fortunate word choices facilitating the birbie.

Wordle 487 3/6

⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

SibData: 3,4,4,5,6

As for Yesterday’s Tomorrow’s Wordle, I’m unsurprised to see a number of iggles here. The right starting word, which several people seem to use variants of, supplies a potent hint to the solution.

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EPR-radar  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:30:01pm

re: #72 Hecuba’s daughter

Looks like many are in the group that came of age during Carter/Reagan years. Stagflation and Iran hostage crisis followed by Morning in America.. Definitely can warp one’s views.

Republicans engineering the release of the hostages held by Iran right as Reagan was inaugurated had a strong effect on the weak of mind.

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Dr. Matt  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:30:52pm

…..

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:31:24pm

re: #75 Amory Blaine

That poll is fucked. There are no 64 yo x’rs. I wanna know how much weight the 57-64 category is pulling.

I’m 41. Right on the border of Gen X. I identify more with Gen X than Millennials. I sure as hell am not voting GOP in November.

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Jay C  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:31:59pm

re: #48 wrenchwench

[Embedded content]

I’ve always wondered how the ancients came to standardize their measures (like weights). That the stone frog shown here was (AFACBD) considered a “weight” is one thing: but one has to think about what it was considered a “standard” against. Was it carved (and this object is obviously carefully crafted) to correspond to a set value of “weight”? Or were weights - important in Mesopotamian antiquity, since weight of stuff (mainly grain ) seems to have been the basis of their “economy” -more-or-less arbitrarily determined?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:32:33pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:34:57pm

re: #78 EPR-radar

Republicans engineering the release of the hostages held by Iran right as Reagan was inaugurated had a strong effect on the weak of mind.

Also the disastrous attempt to rescue the hostages — that certainly weighed on voters’ minds.

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Jay C  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:35:09pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Real “Race-To-The-Bottom” there…..

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:36:01pm

re: #84 Jay C

Real “Race-To-The-Bottom” there…..

There is no bottom. They hit bedrock and pull out the dynamite.

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EPR-radar  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:36:17pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m old enough to remember when Dan Quayle was the epitome of GOP stupidity. These days he’s far more intelligent than the GOP norm.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:37:10pm

re: #81 Jay C

I’ve always wondered how the ancients came to standardize their measures (like weights). That the stone frog shown here was (AFACBD) considered a “weight” is one thing: but one has to think about what it was considered a “standard” against. Was it carved (and this object is obviously carefully crafted) to correspond to a set value of “weight”? Or were weights - important in Mesopotamian antiquity, since weight of stuff (mainly grain ) seems to have been the basis of their “economy” -more-or-less arbitrarily determined?

it’s a paperweight for all the important papyrus…

;D

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Belafon  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:37:15pm

re: #83 Hecuba’s daughter

Also the disastrous attempt to rescue the hostages — that certainly weighed on voters’ minds.

All very good points, but it’s the “not having grown up since then” part that I get frustrated at.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:39:19pm

re: #86 EPR-radar

I’m old enough to remember when Dan Quayle was the epitome of GOP stupidity. These days he’s far more intelligent than the GOP norm.

Heck, at least half the people in the Republican party these days make W look like a fucking genius.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:40:41pm

re: #85 Colère Tueur de Lapin

There is no bottom. They hit bedrock and pull out the dynamite.

that’s where they find their voters

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:41:53pm

something for ww!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:42:53pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

it certainly isn’t related to mitch…he won’t stick his neck out for anything that won’t benefit him

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:46:16pm

google images for “Chelodina longicollis”…those necks!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:49:58pm

Loch Ness monster could well be a giant Chelodina longicollis!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:51:02pm
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wrenchwench  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:52:56pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

something for ww!

[Embedded content]

Welcome, hatchling.

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:53:10pm

re: #59 Hecuba’s daughter

What evidence is there that Herschel Walker has ever read the Bible?

he got a badge

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JC1  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:55:09pm

re: #44 Dopamine Fish

Cryptobros are now moving into the real estate business. Blockchain technology is a solution looking for a problem.

[Embedded content]

Real estate deeds as NFTs on a blockchain could actually be a good use case.

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nines09  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:55:43pm

re: #97 Dangerman

he got a badge

Bet he’s going to get a Magic Decoder Ring soon too.

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Dangerman  Oct 18, 2022 • 1:56:39pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

the always timely electoral-vote.com

yesterday!

Today’s question, courtesy of T.H. in La Quinta, CA, is: “From what I’ve seen and read, if Herschel Walker (R) is elected to the Senate, he would be, perhaps, the least smart member of Congress. Who do you think he would replace as #1?” Here are our responses, followed by those of some of the readers:

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wrenchwench  Oct 18, 2022 • 2:01:28pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

google images for “Chelodina longicollis”…those necks!

Now I want a video of one of them ‘going home’

first one home
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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 18, 2022 • 2:02:23pm

re: #94 Backwoods_Sleuth

Loch Ness monster could well be a giant Chelodina longicollis!

Amazon Women On The Moon - Bullshit Or Not

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 18, 2022 • 2:09:08pm

Hey Charles. A little goofy glitch. :)

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 18, 2022 • 2:17:36pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

Which Bible specifically? Which one is the correct one?

gotquestions.org

Get ready to block out your calendar for more than 50 different read-throughs.

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 18, 2022 • 2:19:26pm

re: #67 Belafon

It’s a crappy poll, but:

Grew up with plenty of racist entitled assholes. They never changed.

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John Hughes  Oct 18, 2022 • 3:15:49pm

re: #62 Charles Johnson

No, no, Jordan Peterson tells us that is our unconscious divining the structure of DNA, not two snakes fucking.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 18, 2022 • 4:45:46pm

re: #59 Hecuba’s daughter

What evidence is there that Herschel Walker has ever read the Bible?

He has the badge that says he did.
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Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
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