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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:48:16am
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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:48:31am
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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:51:15am

And there was a kerfuffle in the White House Press Briefing Room…

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre demanded order in the briefing room on Tuesday after New York Post reporter Steven Nelson shouted questions at Dr. Anthony Fauci.

During what was billed as Fauci’s last White House Covid-19 briefing, Nelson shouted a question without being called on. According to reports, Nelson wanted to know what Fauci personally did to investigate the origins of the pandemic.

“We have a process here,” Jean-Pierre interrupted. “I’m not calling on people who yell and you’re being disrespectful to your colleagues and you’re being disrespectful to our guest. I will not call on you if you yell and also you’re taking time off the clock because Dr. Fauci has to leave in a couple of minutes.”

“I’m done!” the press secretary exclaimed to shut down the reporter’s objection. “I’m not getting into a back-and-forth with you.”

rawstory.com

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:51:59am

The thing about these right-wing idiots going on and on about the sexualization of children is that for the drag queens, nothing about what they do is sexual. They’re just dressing for an ordinary day, as far as they’re concerned. The only reason a “drag queen story hour” or similar is different for them is because they’re going to go read to people (which they probably don’t do every day) and show off drag culture to traditionally dressed people (which they DEFINITELY do every day, just not in a dedicated setting). It’s not like they’re walking in there expecting to start an orgy or anything. Fuck’s sake, do these brain-dead morons even THINK about the shit they make up?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:58:23am
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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:58:36am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:59:15am

re: #3 Joe Bacon

I just watched the video and holy shit, what a mess.

I don’t blame Karine for being pissed but you just know conservatives are going to come after her with the “angry black lady” memes.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 10:59:57am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

The fucker is becoming more and more like Trump every day.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:00:02am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:02:40am

re: #8 Eclectic Cyborg

The fucker is becoming more and more like Trump every day.

He’s another narcissist who desperately needs praise and is getting it from trash.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:02:53am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:07:27am

LIVE: Dr. Fauci and Dr. Jha discuss Covid bivalent boosters at the White House briefing — 11/22/22

The incident with Karine getting upset starts at about 25:50 of this clip.

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RoJo Must Go!  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:07:48am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Elmo has a clear plan to turn twitter into parler/truth social/8kun 2.0+.

IMO, as hard as it is, good people need to walk away from the platform and let it go down in flames like those hellholes. Deny him the credibility of our participation.

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:12:20am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

They don’t have to think about it. Like calling an opponent a commie egghead in the 1950s, it’s just the latest lazy fashion in agitation.

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:15:05am

re: #11 Charles Johnson

Is there any substance to Lone Smuk’s beef about the AP?*

Even leaving aside the simpleton crap about “escalating”, to the best of my recollection, AP’s initial reportage on the Polish missile casualties *speculated* that the missiles *might* have been Russian (not exactly a wild guess from left-field, and a view which was, AFAICR, shared by almost everybody), and, in any case, (again, as I recall) clarified their reports as soon as better info was available. Being that AP is a real news organization and all; though Elon seems to accord Gateway Pundit, et. al. the same credibility ….

*doubtful

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:17:03am

re: #15 Jay C

It IS true that the AP put a report on the wire that was later proven incorrect. IIRC, the reporter responsible for filing that story was actually fired, and of course the AP issued a retraction. Whether the consequences of that false report were as dire as Sir Elon the Smart made them out to be is highly debatable.

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:19:47am

re: #13 RoJo Must Go!

Elmo has a clear plan to turn twitter into parler/truth social/8kun 2.0+.

IMO, as hard as it is, good people need to walk away from the platform and let it go down in flames like those hellholes. Deny him the credibility of our participation.

It’ll happen as the service starts to fail or if Apple pulls it from the store. I think that there’s a good chance that either or both happen before the end of the year.

Elon is also doing a great job alienating the people that buy most of his cars. These are shockingly self destructive moves by someone who’s been in a bubble for too long.

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:22:13am

re: #15 Jay C

Is there any substance to Lone Smuk’s beef about the AP?*

Even leaving aside the simpleton crap about “escalating”, to the best of my recollection, AP’s reportage on the Polish missile casualties *speculated* that the missiles *might* have been Russian (not exactly a wild guess from left-field, and a view which was, AFAICR, shared by almost everybody), and, in any case, (again, as I recall) clarified their reports as soon as better info was available. Being that AP is a real news organization and all; though Elon seems to accord Gateway Pundit, et. al. the same credibility ….

*doubtful

AP fired the reporter who ran with the story because he violated their rules of having at least 2 anonymous sources, or some such. It was careless and dangerous reporting that had real implications. But the AP acted quickly; right wing disinfo peddlers are rarely fired for BS.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:24:56am

re: #4 Dopamine Fish

The thing about these right-wing idiots going on and on about the sexualization of children is that for the drag queens, nothing about what they do is sexual. They’re just dressing for an ordinary day, as far as they’re concerned. The only reason a “drag queen story hour” or similar is different for them is because they’re going to go read to people (which they probably don’t do every day) and show off drag culture to traditionally dressed people (which they DEFINITELY do every day, just not in a dedicated setting). It’s not like they’re walking in there expecting to start an orgy or anything. Fuck’s sake, do these brain-dead morons even THINK about the shit they make up?

Bigotry is functional: it provides an answer—a wrong answer—about where the problems and complications of society come from.

Racism generally “solves” the problem of cheap labor or property ownership: that’s not a real person, that’s an almost person that you can use and mistreat…you can also steal their shit. “Savage” and “uncivilized” have the same function as racism, but free you up to exploit the labeled-inferior that are compliant, willing to “assimilate.” Antisemitism “solves” the problem of pointed questions about why the base assumptions of modern society—nationalism, capitalism—don’t actually produce the results they promise: it’s not that your patriotism is being used in bad faith, it’s not that the capital holders always take all the money—even when there’s tons of money because you’ve stolen property and labor from racial inferiors and the uncivilized—it’s that there’s a secret hypercompetent bad person group…that are definitely not just rich people!…that are taking your patrimony.

All these interrelated moral panics about sex and gender, but most especially the “groomer” thing, “solves” two different problems.

The first is incredibly simple: it takes people with reasonable doubts about society and makes them depraved and thus non-people undeserving of a voice, a perspective, or a free life. Gayness, tran-ness, and any gender-ambiguity by existing challenge traditional roles that don’t actually make anyone happier or lives better, but exist as the backbone of a power structure that does not want to be seen. .

If gayness is okay, you can’t use shame and homophobic coercion to make men and women do what you want. If trans-ness is okay, then people might get the idea that they’re in control of their own bodies and their own self-definition, and therefore also can’t be coerced into performing designated function that serve the powerful’s appetites. You are supposed to perform manliness so that you stoically die laboring or in a trench; you are supposed to perform femininity because you’re supposed to be an ornament bestowed on powerful men. The key thing is…you are supposed to accept that your body is not your own, and will be policed by a certain kind of person that is entitled to some or all of your body.

All of the above means that reactionaries have fundamentally anti-social and dangerous views of sex and they’re bad at hiding it: there’s a too-obvious pattern in which old powerful men see themselves as entitled to fuck how they want, whether that’s the Epstein crowd, any of a number of church elders, or manosphere types who just think rape is natural. The traditions that create authority, and thus license, to do abusive shit were never built for open discussion of abuse of power, nor open discussion of how shame and community standards are used to hide abuse of power.

Hence the secondary purpose of grooming accusations, bathroom panics, and drag queen panics—they have to construct a worse threat—preferably people that look very different and are very open—to act as concealment.

Bigotry bends to serve rhetorical ends—racists have not only altered their racial hierarchies as needed, but also changed the “immutable” traits of lesser races as needed (for example, blacks went from docile, and thus suitable for slavery, to hyperaggressive and hyper sexual and thus required enslavement), and what we’re watching is a shiny new model, customized for the current day.

Most of the people creating this know they’re lying about the specifics, but they feel it’s true on a deeper level because the alternative would be that they’re wrong—immoral and incorrect—and that is fucking impossible.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:26:56am

re: #17 JC1

It’ll happen as the service starts to fail or if Apple pulls it from the store. I think that there’s a good chance that either or both happen before the end of the year.

Elon is also doing a great job alienating the people that buy most of his cars. These are shockingly self destructive moves by someone who’s been in a bubble for too long.

For his next 27-dimensional marketing chess move, Elmo will claim that the Apollo Moon landings were faked.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:28:21am

re: #17 JC1

He probably thinks he can run both sides of the table by getting progressives to buy his cars and wingnuts to go all in on Twitter.

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:28:36am
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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:28:47am

Cattle. It’s like Wordle, but—oh, wait. That one is taken. Never mind.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:30:42am
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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:30:50am

re: #22 Dangerman

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RoJo Must Go!  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:31:52am

Lol, this just appeared in my MSN/Edge news feed. I’m still laughing…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:32:59am

re: #26 RoJo Must Go!

What’s next? A picture of Richard Pryor on a story about John Cleese?

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HRH Stanley Sea  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:33:54am

re: #23 wrenchwench

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Cattle. It’s like Wordle, but—oh, wait. That one is taken. Never mind.

Is that Schrader? Or?

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:34:08am
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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:34:25am

re: #25 Dangerman

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:34:27am

re: #18 JC1

AP fired the reporter who ran with the story because he violated their rules of having at least 2 anonymous sources, or some such. It was careless and dangerous reporting that had real implications. But the AP acted quickly; right wing disinfo peddlers are rarely fired for BS.

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:37:01am

re: #28 HRH Stanley Sea

Is that Schrader? Or?

It is! Or, as I told him this morning, the Schraderiest Schrader of all the Schraders, everywhere. He likes to hear his name.

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sagehen  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:38:01am

re: #31 Jay C

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

Russia Hoax! No collusion!

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:38:57am
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No Malarkey!  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:39:39am

re: #24 Dopamine Fish

Its not going well for Trump.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:40:17am

re: #35 No Malarkey!

Its not going well for Trump.

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Great! More popcorn, please.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:40:41am
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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:41:08am
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EPR-radar  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:41:27am

re: #31 Jay C

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

Sure, the NYT traffics in lies, but not the kind of lies Musk is thinking of.

The lies the NYT and the rest of the mainstream US political media traffic in all follow from the Great Both Sides Lie, where the pretense is upheld that the Republican Party is legitimate.

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:42:11am
But precisely because the rejection of Trump is a matter of political interest and not principle, it’s easy to imagine all of these Republican elites reversing themselves once again if circumstances demand, and returning to their previous role as loyal Trump sycophants, if that perception changes.”

Link

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:43:32am

And hard on the heels of Trump’s “elite legal team” getting thrashed in the 11th Circuit - in front of three Republican-appointed judges, two Trump appointees, no less - comes this, from his so-called “friends” on the highest court in the land. Translation: You got what you really wanted from us, now go fuck yourself.

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:45:44am

re: #37 Charles Johnson

Either way it will end up in the same place.

Underneath the coop, with the rest of the chickenshit.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:46:28am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Musk’s Twitter is stiffing vendors as the billionaire cuts costs. One of his lieutenants has advised employees to tell suppliers that if they do not give bigger discounts, Musk’s companies would not do business with them in the future.

Sounds very Trumpish of him. So are the only differences between Musk and Trump:
1. Musk is not a native-born American so he can’t become President.
2. Musk is a real billionaire (for now)
3. Musk is a generation younger.

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lawhawk  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:47:03am

So much winning for Trump. We’re overwhelmed with the winning.

It’s just that they’re not losing fast enough for it to matter. Trump knows what it takes to run the clock, and he’s done just enough to string things out and let wheels of justice grind so slowly that he can stay ahead of justice.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:49:08am

Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers, defended the egalitarian legacy and aspirations of public education on Monday after former U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo accused her of being “the most dangerous person in the world.”

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:49:12am

re: #41 Dopamine Fish

And hard on the heels of Trump’s “elite legal team” getting thrashed in the 11th Circuit - in front of three Republican-appointed judges, two Trump appointees, no less - comes this, from his so-called “friends” on the highest court in the land. Translation: You got what you really wanted from us, now go fuck yourself.

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They can release the tax returns in the middle of their audit?!?//!?/////

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:49:14am

Tomorrow’s Wordle was okay with the jump to the left, the step to the right, and so on, but when it got to the pelvic thrust, it put its back out.

It jumped right out in front of me, guvna. I couldn’t stop it.

Wordle 522 2/6

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SibData: 2,4,4,4 - the starting word counts for everything.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:49:45am

re: #19 The Ghost of a Flea

Oh yeah, I should say this as explicitly as possible.

Conservatives and reactionary are obsessed with the sexuality of young people in ways that just throw open the doors for abuse and noncing, and have led to abuse and noncing.

They have to call everybody else groomers because they do grooming, they just think their grooming is good. It’s moral and correct in their eyes, in the case of stuff like abstinence-only sex education, but they also think their 100% creepy rapey grooming is an earned privilege and, as I repeat often, conservative morality always accounts for hierarchical position.

The only division is between the libertine, who see no need for further justification and just say it out loud—and they are numerous—and the closeted libertine that require some kind of minimal ritual language to feel they are permitted (child brides) or can be forgiven (I was tempted).

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:51:56am
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nines09  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:51:57am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Setting more tires on fire to feed the pyre.
Burn baby burn.

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lawhawk  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:53:22am

re: #45 Joe Bacon

Way too deferential to Pompeo’s toxic agenda.

Need to be blunt.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:54:14am

This punk threatened to kill Chris Wray and John Garamendi.

Michigan man arrested after threats

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:54:47am

re: #21 Eclectic Cyborg

He probably thinks he can run both sides of the table by getting progressives to buy his cars and wingnuts to go all in on Twitter.

He’ll lose both sides. He’ll realize sooner or later that Twitter as 4chan won’t be successful. He’ll either change direction (this pissing off all the wingers), or the site will die. He really painted himself into a corner with this. I don’t think that he’ll be the world’s richest man a year from now. This will end up being painful.

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No Malarkey!  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:54:56am

re: #44 lawhawk

So much winning for Trump. We’re overwhelmed with the winning.

It’s just that they’re not losing fast enough for it to matter. Trump knows what it takes to run the clock, and he’s done just enough to string things out and let wheels of justice grind so slowly that he can stay ahead of justice.

In all likelihood, assuming he gets indicted in D.C., Fulton County, and/or Manhattan next year, he’ll be able to get the judge(s) to agree that a criminal trial can’t be allowed to interfere with the 2024 presidential campaign. If he is then successful in seizing power after the 2024 election, he’ll never face justice.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:55:43am

re: #31 Jay C

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

Musk is angry because the press covered his “horse for sex” settlement.

That’s it. There’s no deeper level to how he’s assigning the quality of truth to online journalism: the honest are those that kiss his ass.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:55:50am

So I gather there’s some sort of kerfuffle about a Biden wedding? Hmm. This seems unusual.

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:56:59am

re: #51 lawhawk

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:57:19am

re: #31 Jay C

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

Occupydemocrats is pretty awful and still around. Though I blocked them years ago.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 11:58:34am

Pro-Trump intellectuals think voters are ‘too far gone’ — and they must discard democracy to save America: analyst

vox.com

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:01:42pm

re: #43 Hecuba’s daughter

Sounds very Trumpish of him. So are the only differences between Musk and Trump:
1. Musk is not a native-born American so he can’t become President.
2. Musk is a real billionaire (for now)
3. Musk is a generation younger.

Musk actually accomplished some remarkable things and seems to have a generally good relationship with his siblings and his mother. Trump pissed away the fortune he inherited, stole inheritance from his family, etc.

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:03:52pm

re: #51 lawhawk

Way too deferential to Pompeo’s toxic agenda.

Need to be blunt.

The giveaway is Pompeo’s use of the phrase “real American history”: I.e. the stock RW version where American can do no wrong (and never has, ever!), and that any mention of prejudices, discrimination, white-supremacism, etc. is Hideously Wrong And Un-American, and not to be allowed.

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:04:35pm

re: #55 The Ghost of a Flea

Musk is angry because the press covered his “horse for sex” settlement.

That’s it. There’s no deeper level to how he’s assigning the quality of truth to online journalism: the honest are those that kiss his ass.

A lot of the early Tesla model S reviews were BS, and media really played up the ‘range anxiety’ angle. I might have a chip on my shoulder over that for a while too.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:06:05pm

re: #31 Jay C

Yeah, this.
I’d like to see some examples of what Lord Twit thinks are “the most far left account spouting utter lies“. Mind you, I’m sure there likely are *some*on Twitter (online whackaloons cover the whole ideological spectrum): but I’m sure Musk is referring to the New York Times, or someone similar…

There is literally no generalizable episteme at work here.

The point is that Musk dictates what is a lie to his preference.

If the NYT kisses his ass they’re the paper of record today; tomorrow they’re liberal liars because they don’t say what he wants.

I say this because you can watch him lie—or at least not know things and bluff—and just never concede he’s wrong. You can also watch him interact with liars and never call them out, and watch him re-circulate lies and simply never acknowledge corrections.

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A Cranky One  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:08:50pm

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:11:06pm

re: #62 JC1

A lot of the early Tesla model S reviews were BS, and media really played up the ‘range anxiety’ angle. I might have a chip on my shoulder over that for a while too.

You don’t need to make excuses for an abusive narcissist who seems to see white nationalist dipshits as his online friends.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:13:12pm

re: #12 Eclectic Cyborg

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Video

The incident with Karine getting upset starts at about 25:50 of this clip.

She’s a pro. She handled it perfectly. If the WH does not push back, there will be no point of having press conferences.

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nines09  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:15:26pm

Artistry
Artist and portrait info in comments.

reddit.com

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:16:24pm

re: #65 Crush White Nationalism

You don’t need to make excuses for an abusive narcissist who seems to see white nationalist dipshits as his online friends.

I think that he’s being a total jackass, but I’m just trying to be accurate.

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Jebediah, RBG  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:26:23pm

re: #67 nines09

Wow

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nines09  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:26:54pm

re: #70 Jebediah, RBG

Exactly.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:30:19pm

So Lindsay and Mikey Flynn are testifying before the Fulton County Grand Jury.

Which one will take the 5th more times?

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:31:10pm

I took the 5th.

Wordle 521 5/6*

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:32:03pm

re: #51 lawhawk

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lawhawk  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:32:49pm

re: #72 Joe Bacon

So Lindsay and Mikey Flynn are testifying before the Fulton County Grand Jury.

Which one will take the 5th more times?

Yes.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:33:05pm

Et un, et deux, et trois …

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:33:13pm

re: #63 The Ghost of a Flea

There is literally no generalizable episteme at work here.

The point is that Musk dictates what is a lie to his preference.

If the NYT kisses his ass they’re the paper of record today; tomorrow they’re liberal liars because they don’t say what he wants.

I say this because you can watch him lie—or at least not know things and bluff—and just never concede he’s wrong. You can also watch him interact with liars and never call them out, and watch him re-circulate lies and simply never acknowledge corrections.

Did he every apologize for promoting that lie about the attack on Paul Pelosi? Or did he just delete the tweet?

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Dave In Austin  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:34:19pm

Signed into Twitter for the 1st time in a while just to keep the account alive.

I found it suspended……
Oh well.

Maybe it was the “Eat Shit and Die” comment that did it.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:35:22pm

re: #73 wrenchwench

I took the 5th.

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Mattand  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:35:47pm

re: #26 RoJo Must Go!

Lol, this just appeared in my MSN/Edge news feed. I’m still laughing…

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Thank Crom not all of the surviving Pythons are turning into Ricky Gervais clones. My worst fear is that I’m gonna see Michael Palin flipping out over people choosing their own pronouns.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:36:19pm

re: #76 John Hughes

Et quatre!

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:36:37pm

re: #79 Joe Bacon

bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Thanks for the set up.

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Mattand  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:37:38pm

Hey, Charles, or anyone with an answer:

I went to load a linked Tweet on the previous thread and it dumped me back to the LGF homepage. I’m guessing that’s some of Twitter’s infrastructure starting its inevitable tumble into San Francisco Bay?

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:38:47pm

re: #78 Dave In Austin

Signed into Twitter for the 1st time in a while just to keep the account alive.

I found it suspended……
Oh well.

Maybe it was the “Eat Shit and Die” comment that did it.

It’s the “die.” Calling for death in any way no matter how absurdly overbroadly interpreted is the path to quick suspension. Had you told them to enjoy a tasty bowl of shit, you would have been fine.

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:39:35pm

re: #83 Mattand

Hey, Charles, or anyone with an answer:

I went to load a linked Tweet on the previous thread and it dumped me back to the LGF homepage. I’m guessing that’s some of Twitter’s infrastructure starting its inevitable tumble into San Francisco Bay?

That’s usually Javascript not loading. Try refreshing the page.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:41:19pm

Got ze par.

Wordle 521 4/6

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Mattand  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:41:55pm

re: #85 Crush White Nationalism

That’s usually Javascript not loading. Try refreshing the page.

Thanks. It was the tweet about the journalist getting ratio’d/curbstomped for both siding Biden and Trump, and I really needed the laugh.

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lawhawk  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:44:58pm

Not a joke, but how many people is the bare minimum needed to keep Twitter going as a functioning global platform.

Because it looks like they’ve blown past that minimum and all the safeties have been pulled.

Sure, the platform is still working, if just barely. There’s signs of fraying edges all over, and most importantly, the advertising staff has been gutted and fileted, which means that there’s no one doing customer service on accounts and helping maintain existing business or expanding business opportunities.

If you lose advertising, how is everything paid for? If you can’t bring in new business, how do you keep what you have going?

There are some dumbasses (Dinesh d’Felon for one) who thinks everything is working great despite Mush firing thousands across the country and worldwide. Apparently, he doesn’t notice that things are not great, and that the platform is unstable and functionality is starting to come undone.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:46:31pm

So have just finished writing 100 letters for the runoff. And now have to write 100 postcards today and tomorrow for a different organization — but I’m not sure my wrist can handle this. After reading about the various ailments people have developed with their hands (some of which may be genetic in origin), I’m thinking that I maybe causing myself serious grief. Before the midterms, I did 800 postcards (started writing way too late) and 200 letters in a compressed period and now beginning to suffer from the excessive stress on my hands.

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gocart mozart  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:47:21pm
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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:47:47pm

re: #46 wrenchwench

They can release the tax returns in the middle of their audit?!?//!?/////

shall means shall

it always did, ffs

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:50:03pm

re: #88 lawhawk

If you lose advertising, how is everything paid for? If you can’t bring in new business, how do you keep what you have going?

Musk’s “big plan” is to become independent of the advertisers by making We The People (tm) pay to play. His grand scheme is to implement this Twitter Blue thing to basically force anybody who wants to actually get reach on the platform to buy it. He doesn’t seem to realize that users aren’t going to take kindly to being asked to pay for the privilege of generating content for a site, and more importantly, the people I’ve noted who plan to pay for their blue checks to retain their Twitter audiences will all STOP paying as soon as their Twitter audiences can be found somewhere else. Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of users there so the plan seems sound on paper, but the practicalities are doomed from the get-go.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:50:29pm

re: #91 Dangerman

shall means shall

it always did, ffs

It needs to arrive NOW before the House comes under GOP control. Because as Trump said, he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and not lose any supporters — and he certainly can commit any crime with impunity under a GOP Congress.

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:50:36pm

re: #54 No Malarkey!

In all likelihood, assuming he gets indicted in D.C., Fulton County, and/or Manhattan next year, he’ll be able to get the judge(s) to agree that a criminal trial can’t be allowed to interfere with the 2024 presidential campaign. If he is then successful in seizing power after the 2024 election, he’ll never face justice.

i am not so sure

anyone could (hell, every criminal would) declare for the presidency and who’s to say who is ‘legitimate’ / viable and who isnt?

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Moe Avattar  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:54:49pm

It would be interesting if this site would have at least one comment thread that did not include twitter links.

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lawhawk  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:55:59pm

re: #95 Moe Avattar

I resemble that remark (as I will often post tweets). Maybe we can do a Tweet free thread just to remember how it used to be in the old times?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:56:41pm
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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:57:13pm

re: #96 lawhawk

I resemble that remark (as I will often post tweets). Maybe we can do a Tweet free thread just to remember how it used to be in the old times?

hang on while i pull out my 9600 baud telephone coupler and dial phone

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DodgerFan1988  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:57:54pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:58:10pm

All greenies

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 12:59:12pm

re: #94 Dangerman

i am not so sure

anyone could (hell, every criminal would) declare for the presidency and who’s to say who is ‘legitimate’ / viable and who isnt?

Trump will never face justice because he is Trump — another in a long line of “wealthy”, famous, and powerful individuals (usually white and male) who escape justice on a regular basis. As Rachel’s Ultra series demonstrates, the same thing happened to most of those (including Washington elected officials) who worked on behalf of Hitler in the 30’s and early 40’s. Very few suffered any legal consequences for their outright treason; court cases became circuses (think of OJ trial x 10) which fell apart for various reasons, including the death of the presiding judge because he was driven to a heart attack by the uproar in the trial before him.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:02:20pm

Twitter Nazis find a new “enemy”:

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:02:21pm

re: #97 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Awww…
I’d pick puppeh up and carry him just for the tail-wags….

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:04:02pm

So it finishes, perfectly, with a save by Hugo Lloris.

France 4, Australia 1.

A good start.

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:06:24pm

re: #101 Hecuba’s daughter

Trump will never face justice because he is Trump — another in a long line of “wealthy”, famous, and powerful individuals (usually white and male) who escape justice on a regular basis. As Rachel’s Ultra series demonstrates, the same thing happened to most of those (including Washington elected officials) who worked on behalf of Hitler in the 30’s and early 40’s. Very few suffered any legal consequences for their outright treason; court cases became circuses (think of OJ trial x 10) which fell apart for various reasons, including the death of the presiding judge because he was driven to a heart attack by the uproar in the trial before him.

i dont disagree with any of that
it’s true rich people have a different legal system
OJ got off, in part because he was rich
he got convicted later for the break in because he was no longer rich and couldnt buy or bargain his way out

i don’t believe this particular mechanism (running for prez) / argument by itself would work. at least im hoping it wouldnt

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:08:07pm
“White House chief medical advisor Dr. Anthony Fauci said Tuesday that he’s ready to face Republicans in Congress next year as they gain control of the US House and have pledged renewed COVID-19 oversight,” Insider reports.

Said Fauci: “I absolutely will cooperate fully and testify before the Congress if asked. I have testified before the Congress a few hundred times over the last 40 years or so, so I have no trouble testifying. We can defend and explain and stand by everything that we’ve said. I have nothing to hide.”

go ahead
try and intimidate this man

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:09:43pm

re: #105 Dangerman

i don’t believe this particular mechanism (running for prez) / argument by itself would work. at least im hoping it wouldnt

Well, there’s always the precedent of Eugene Debs, who was on the national ballot in 1920 despite being actually in Federal prison at the time (though that’s probably not the example the Trumpers would prefer….).

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:12:31pm

re: #105 Dangerman

i dont disagree with any of that
it’s true rich people have a different legal system
OJ got off, in part because he was rich
he got convicted later for the break in because he was no longer rich and couldnt buy or bargain his way out

i don’t believe this particular mechanism (running for prez) / argument by itself would work. at least im hoping it wouldnt

It wouldn’t — except if you have sufficient Aileen Cannons cluttering the courts. It’s not because he’s running for President, but because he is a former GOP President running for President, and he’s a racist who wants an autocracy, just like too many Federalist Society appointments.

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William Lewis  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:12:59pm

re: #107 Jay C

Well, there’s always the precedent of Eugene Debs, who was on the national ballot in 1920 despite being actually in Federal prison at the time (though that’s probably not the example the Trumpers would prefer….).

Beat me to it :)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:18:30pm
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retired cynic  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:19:56pm
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Nyet  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:20:11pm
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Dave In Austin  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:20:14pm

re: #106 Dangerman

go ahead
try and intimidate this man

And Aqua Buda is still unreachable in the Senate.
Can you imagine the dismay if/when House Republicans make fools of themselves.
It’ll be interesting to see if Randy feeds Gym Jorden ta medical questions he won’t be able to ask.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:22:30pm

re: #113 Dave In Austin

And Aqua Buda is still unreachable in the Senate.
Can you imagine the dismay if/when House Republicans make fools of themselves.
It’ll be interesting to see if Randy feeds Gym Jorden ta medical questions he won’t be able to ask.

Ronny Jackson is right there — he’ll be able to provide the questions.

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:22:32pm

re: #110 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Cissy was saucy!

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:22:54pm

re: #110 Backwoods_Sleuth

Sad, but not a tragedy. 94 is a good run. Under 16% of us make it to that age.

ssa.gov

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:24:02pm

re: #113 Dave In Austin

And Aqua Buda is still unreachable in the Senate.
Can you imagine the dismay if/when House Republicans make fools of themselves.
It’ll be interesting to see if Randy feeds Gym Jorden ta medical questions he won’t be able to ask.

Fauci:

- “Do you even understand the question you’re asking?”
- “You do understand that your question is medical nonsense?”

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:24:14pm

@NasaWebb continues to break new ground:

“…In so precisely parsing an exoplanet atmosphere, the Webb telescope’s instruments performed well beyond scientists’ expectations - and promise a new phase of exploration among the broad variety of exoplanets in the galaxy.

“We are going to be able to see the big picture of exoplanet atmospheres,” said Laura Flagg, a researcher at Cornell University and a member of the international team. “It is incredibly exciting to know that everything is going to be rewritten. That is one of the best parts of being a scientist.”

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:25:34pm

re: #116 Crush White Nationalism

Sad, but not a tragedy. 94 is a good run. Under 16% of us make it to that age.

ssa.gov

Dangermom fighting the odds, though somewhat unwillingly and not thrilled about it

grandma-danger (dangermom’s mom) lived to 105. totally coherent through about 104.

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:27:38pm

Maybe we’ll get to see some other planet’s city lights.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:28:27pm

re: #120 jaunte

Maybe we’ll get to see some other planet’s city lights.

That would be both amazing and scary as hell.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:30:18pm
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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:30:42pm

re: #59 Joe Bacon

Pro-Trump intellectuals

Wot?

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:31:19pm

re: #119 Dangerman

Dangermom fighting the odds, though somewhat unwillingly and not thrilled about it

grandma-danger (dangermom’s mom) lived to 105. totally coherent through about 104.

Once you beat the odds, the odds of your death aren’t that bad. Less than 50% chance of dying in the following year if you’re 104. That’s almost double the risk of a 95-year-old, but considering how incredibly old 104 is for a person, that’s still pretty low. .6% of us can expect to reach that age.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:37:11pm

re: #74 Crush White Nationalism

Like the earlier “political correctness” was just a twisted way of saying “politeness”.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:37:46pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:37:50pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:37:58pm

re: #122 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rusty spikes need to be involved. Many rusty spikes.

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:39:00pm

The Department of Education is extending President Biden’s pause on student loan payments and collections until June 30th.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:39:01pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

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And the current options are so much more potent.

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BeenHereAwhile  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:40:15pm

re: #59 Joe Bacon

Pro-Trump intellectuals think voters are ‘too far gone’ — and they must discard democracy to save America: analyst

vox.com

In other words, Jefferson-Madison Revisionists.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:41:28pm

re: #129 jaunte

The Department of Education is extending President Biden’s pause on student loan payments and collections until June 30th.

Is that an Executive Order or can the GOP kill it when they take control of the House?

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:43:25pm

re: #130 Dr. Matt

And the current options are so much more potent.

And level of potency is on the label.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:43:50pm
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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:44:35pm

re: #133 wrenchwench

And level of potency is on the label.

And the flavor (for edibles)!

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:44:50pm

re: #132 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m not sure if they’ll try to kill it in the House while they have the Supreme Court trying to kill it.

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:45:05pm

re: #135 Dr. Matt

And the flavor (for edibles)!

And vapes.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:46:11pm

re: #126 Charles Johnson

AND they taste great, too!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:46:12pm
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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:47:08pm

re: #138 Joe Bacon

They should make those taste like dried apricots.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:47:20pm

Anyone else craving to smoke right now?

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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:48:31pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Capy-barrel.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:49:51pm

re: #140 jaunte

They should make those taste like dried apricots.

Mike made them in a cherry flavor…

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coin operated  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:50:35pm

re: #141 Dr. Matt

Anyone else craving to smoke right now?

[Embedded content]

It’ll be bong-o-clock in about an hour…

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:50:38pm

re: #107 Jay C

Well, there’s always the precedent of Eugene Debs, who was on the national ballot in 1920 despite being actually in Federal prison at the time (though that’s probably not the example the Trumpers would prefer….).

Also Debs was a decent person unjustly imprisoned for political reasons.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:50:38pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:50:46pm

re: #132 Eclectic Cyborg

Is that an Executive Order or can the GOP kill it when they take control of the House?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:51:14pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:51:15pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

I love a lot of Camerons work, but I’ve never had much interest in Avatar. I watched the first one for about 30 minutes, got bored, turned it off and never had any inclination to try watching it again.

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:51:31pm

re: #141 Dr. Matt

Anyone else craving to smoke right now?

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Yes, and the bong is in front of me, so I don’t think that’ll be a problem.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:51:38pm

re: #97 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

What is wrong with you? Pick that puppy up RIGHT NOW! Can’t your see he needs a ride? Monster. 😂

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jaunte  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:52:59pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:53:44pm

re: #106 Dangerman

go ahead
try and intimidate this man

If more republicans want to kill themselves, who are we to intervene?

Carry on.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:55:03pm

Knock Knock!

Who’s There?

Apple with your new Ultra Apple Watch.

COOL

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:55:56pm

re: #116 Crush White Nationalism

Sad, but not a tragedy. 94 is a good run. Under 16% of us make it to that age.

ssa.gov

TBH, I’m not even sure I want to make it to that age.

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:56:44pm

re: #149 Eclectic Cyborg

I love a lot of Camerons work, but I’ve never had much interest in Avatar. I watched the first one for about 30 minutes, got bored, turned it off and never had any inclination to try watching it again.

I actually saw Avatar for the first time in 2020 (during lockdown). It was good, but not great IMO.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:58:12pm

re: #156 Dr. Matt

I actually saw Avatar for the first time in 2020 (during lockdown). It was good, but not great IMO.

I saw it in the local IMAX theater when it released. The graphics were state of the art for the time, but the storyline was pretty old and tired. It was entertainment, but probably not worth what we paid for it. It was absolutely not worth what Cameron paid to produce it.

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:58:16pm

re: #155 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

TBH, I’m not even sure I want to make it to that age.

I’m pretty confident that I wouldn’t allow myself to get that old because of the terrible quality of life, but I might surprise myself if I make it to old age.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:59:08pm

re: #120 jaunte

Maybe we’ll get to see some other planet’s city lights [ clouds of smog ].

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 1:59:18pm

re: #156 Dr. Matt

I actually saw Avatar for the first time in 2020 (during lockdown). It was good, but not great IMO.

It featured the best implementation of 3D I’ve ever seen. He’s said that he wanted to do the same for underwater filming for Avatar 2.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:00:26pm

re: #155 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

TBH, I’m not even sure I want to make it to that age.

I wouldn’t mind so long as I did so and was relatively healthy and mentally intact for most of my life. I had a great grandmother who lived to 93 but had serious health issues from 80 onward.

Of course, it would be the early 2070s by the time I’m in my 90s, so the planet may be burned to a crisp by then (slight exaggeration of course, but…)

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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:03:55pm

re: #161 Eclectic Cyborg

I wouldn’t mind so long as I did so and was relatively healthy and mentally intact for most of my life. I had a great grandmother who lived to 93 but had serious health issues from 80 onward.

Of course, it would be the early 2070s by the time I’m in my 90s, so the planet may be burned to a crisp by then (slight exaggeration of course, but…)

I’m hoping for technological solutions, but we might be reaching the end of the time where this planet feels like a paradise to life that evolved here and instead feels like a hostile alien environment. The bacteria overgrowing the petri dish moment. I definitely want to die before it comes to that.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:04:29pm

He won’t stop.

Trump wages war against family of special counsel

This is just a small amount of information from the wife of the hard-line radical left special counsel (prosecutor), an acolyte of Eric Holder and Barack Hussein Obama,” Trump posted on his Truth Social website.

Trump did not supply any evidence that Jack Smith is a “hard-line radical left special counsel,” but he did post screengrabs about documentary filmmaker Katy Cevigny.

Trump tried to smear the investigation by noting the prosecutor’s wife was the producer of the Emmy-nominated 2020 documentary “Becoming” on former first lady Michelle Obama.

rawstory.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:05:42pm
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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:07:22pm

re: #139 Backwoods_Sleuth

All capybaras should move to Japan *now*.

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coin operated  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:13:27pm

re: #157 Dopamine Fish

but the storyline was pretty old and tired

An accurate description of most of the shit Hollywood has put out in the last 5 years…

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Dr. Matt  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:16:12pm

Dotard is going scorched earthed on the wife of Jack Smith . His TruffSocial TL is a shit show: truthsocial.com

He’s going to get that family hurt with this behavior.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:19:16pm

re: #140 jaunte

They should make those taste like dried apricots.

WW2, British 4th army, the desert rats, a batallion gets some R&R around Cairo. One young squady gets a surprising offer in the souk.

He comes back to his unit and shows his prize to the grizzled old sergant.

“Look Sarge, look what I got!”

Sarge: “wot you got, son?”

Squady: “****s! Dried ****s, sarge, just add water and you can do what you want to do!”

The wise old sergant looks at the wrinkly dried things, sort of like dates but with a few twisty hairs sticking out.

Long pause.

Sarge: “Sorry mate, but you’ve been had. Some of these are arseholes”.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:21:10pm

re: #165 John Hughes

All capybaras should move to Japan *now*.

At some point there’s going to be a Cabybara vs. Macaque showdown at a hot spring.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:24:55pm

re: #168 John Hughes

American prudes. :)

No probs, your house, your rules.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:26:23pm

re: #166 coin operated

An accurate description of most of the shit Hollywood has put out in the last 5 years…

I hate how all the big movies are more about bombastic CGI now than actually telling good stories.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:26:26pm

re: #169 Barefoot Grin

Macaques got the dexterity, capybaras got the phlegmatism.

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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:30:11pm

re: #171 Eclectic Cyborg

A friend of mine wrote and co-directed the Disney movie that’s opening this weekend, STRANGE WORLD.

We’ll see how that fits the narrative. (I feel I’ll probably like it, and I feel it’s sure to be a better movie than Avatar).

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:40:23pm

re: #173 gwangung

A friend of mine wrote and co-directed the Disney movie that’s opening this weekend, STRANGE WORLD.

We’ll see how that fits the narrative. (I feel I’ll probably like it, and I feel it’s sure to be a better movie than Avatar).

Still a better love story than Twilight.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:42:44pm

Wait what the FUCK

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:45:15pm

re: #175 Dopamine Fish

Just waiting for Celine to sue him.

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William Lewis  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:50:11pm

re: #173 gwangung

A friend of mine wrote and co-directed the Disney movie that’s opening this weekend, STRANGE WORLD.

We’ll see how that fits the narrative. (I feel I’ll probably like it, and I feel it’s sure to be a better movie than Avatar).

Gizmodo seems to like it.

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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:53:48pm

re: #177 William Lewis

I’m hopeful the rest of the country thinks so. (I think I’m OK here hawking a friend’s work; not every day they get to co-direct a big budget Disney movie….).

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William Lewis  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:56:03pm

re: #178 gwangung

I’m hopeful the rest of the country thinks so. (I think I’m OK here hawking a friend’s work; not every day they get to co-direct a big budget Disney movie….).

Same friend that did the last dragon?

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 22, 2022 • 2:59:55pm

re: #22 Dangerman

He’s choosing to be used. Sorry but no sympathy from me for a man who deliberately allows himself to be used by White Supremacists against a qualified Black politician.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:06:59pm

Looks like the JFK Assassination Conspiracy industry has run out of time to demand “justice” for the various perpetrators, since nobody who was powerful enough and well enough connected to engineer such a thing is still alive.
Oh.
Wait.
Henry Kissinger

From 1956 to 1958, Kissinger worked for the Rockefeller Brothers Fund as director of its Special Studies Project. He served as the director of the Harvard Defense Studies Program between 1958 and 1971. In 1958, he also co-founded the Center for International Affairs with Robert R. Bowie where he served as its associate director. Outside of academia, he served as a consultant to several government agencies and think tanks, including the Operations Research Office, the Arms Control and Disarmament Agency, Department of State, and the RAND Corporation.

Keen to have a greater influence on U.S. foreign policy, Kissinger became foreign policy advisor to the presidential campaigns of Nelson Rockefeller, supporting his bids for the Republican nomination in 1960, 1964, and 1968.

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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:07:01pm

re: #180 William Lewis

Yup.

I think he’s a free agent at the moment; hope this does well enough so he gets more work.

(Though he mentioned he’s just BUSTING to use more…adult…language in his dialogue right now…)

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:11:07pm

The whole dust-up over Ashley Parker and WaPo not getting access to Naomi Biden’s wedding is, at base, about the fact that they don’t get a juicy scandal or rumor every single hour from this WH as they did during the dumpster’s administration.

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William Lewis  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:13:03pm

re: #183 gwangung

Yup.

I think he’s a free agent at the moment; hope this does well enough so he gets more work.

(Though he mentioned he’s just BUSTING to use more…adult…language in his dialogue right now…)

Well, avoiding Disney might help with that. This is the company that makes “clean language” versions of pop hits for their kiddy radio ;) I melt with you had the line “Making love to you was never second best” changed to “Being friends with you” :LOL:

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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:19:16pm

re: #185 William Lewis

Well, avoiding Disney might help with that. This is the company that makes “clean language” versions of pop hits for their kiddy radio ;) I melt with you had the line “Making love to you was never second best” changed to “Being friends with you” :LOL:

The funny thing is….one of his best theatre plays is just CHOCK full of four letter words, sexual innuendo and pretty raunchy stuff.

But it was only after he wrote a squeaky clean version (and I’ve read both) that this became one of the five most produced plays in America for the last five or six years.

Maybe he just ought to let it rip, write what comes our, and then see if he can clean it up….

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:20:48pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:23:04pm
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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:23:54pm

My zip code is divided into 2 different US Rep. districts. My building is divided into two different zip+4 numbers. The floor I live on has two different zip+ 4s. There are only 4 apts. on each of the 3 floors.

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William Lewis  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:24:03pm

re: #186 gwangung

The funny thing is….one of his best theatre plays is just CHOCK full of four letter words, sexual innuendo and pretty raunchy stuff.

But it was only after he wrote a squeaky clean version (and I’ve read both) that this became one of the five most produced plays in America for the last five or six years.

Maybe he just ought to let it rip, write what comes our, and then see if he can clean it up….

I am reminded of Coolio and “Gangsta’s Paradise”. In order for Stevie Wonder to sign off on the sample he used, he had to use clean language. No one will say it wasn’t an amazing and adult lyric that he wrote under that constraint.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:26:09pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:26:35pm

re: #187 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:27:17pm
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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:28:21pm

By the way, did re: #189 wrenchwench

Embrace the schizoid life. The signs are clear.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:28:36pm

re: #191 Backwoods_Sleuth

How in the fuck could anybody have believed Herschel Walker was Valedictorian?

I mean, come on…

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austin_blue  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:31:55pm

re: #195 Eclectic Cyborg

How in the fuck could anybody have believed Herschel Walker was Valedictorian?

I mean, come on…

He was the only student in his high school class.

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(((Archangel1)))  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:32:49pm

re: #167 Dr. Matt

Dotard is going scorched earthed on the wife of Jack Smith . His TruffSocial TL is a shit show: truthsocial.com

He’s going to get that family hurt with this behavior.

Pretty sure that’s his goal.
You can take the mobster out of the mob, but you can’t take the mob out of the mobster.

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Jay C  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:33:10pm

re: #196 austin_blue

He was the only student in his high school class.

Well, he probably earned that spot by being there for three years….

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:33:30pm

re: #195 Eclectic Cyborg

How in the fuck could anybody have believed Herschel Walker was Valedictorian?

I mean, come on…

I mean, he could have been smart, before his brain had the living daylights pounded out of it playing running back.

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John Hughes  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:37:01pm

re: #102 Dr. Matt

Wtaf, did you follow this to the original tweet (supposedly) from Tampax? Is this real:

pbs.twimg.com

“We’re in them”? Uh?

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Joe Bacon  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:37:36pm

re: #195 Eclectic Cyborg

How in the fuck could anybody have believed Herschel Walker was Valedictorian?

I mean, come on…

Well this guy graduated with honors from Grambling before he became the 8 time Mr. Olympia—Ronnie Coleman..

essentiallysports.com

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:39:42pm

re: #188 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

The other side of that is when some common song from the ’70s like a Fleetwood Mac song comes on in the supermarket, lots of very old people around me start to sing to themselves. It offends me because I totally had the album first.

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Moe Avattar  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:39:57pm

re: #173 gwangung

That movie is currently being attacked by Breitbart, “One Million Moms”, and Ben Shapiro, so it must have something going for it.

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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:41:05pm

re: #203 Moe Avattar

That movie is currently being attacked by Breitbart, “One Million Moms”, and Ben Shapiro, so it must have something going for it.

Badge of approval! He’d be delighted by that!

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:52:27pm

We talked here about the board game Diplomacy a few days ago. Meta is training AI using it. Just great, lol

arstechnica.com

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DodgerFan1988  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:54:34pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:57:37pm

re: #205 JC1

Buried at the bottom of the article:

At the same time, this technology could be used to manipulate humans by impersonating people and tricking them in potentially dangerous ways, depending on the context. Along those lines, Meta hopes other researchers can build on its code “in a responsible manner,” and says it has taken steps toward detecting and removing “toxic messages in this new domain,” which likely refers to dialog Cicero learned from the Internet texts it ingested—always a risk for large language models.

Do you trust Mark Zuckerberg and Meta to not use this thing for nefarious means (or efficiently prevent others from doing so?

(rhetorical question)

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JC1  Nov 22, 2022 • 3:59:22pm

re: #207 Eclectic Cyborg

Buried at the bottom of the article:

At the same time, this technology could be used to manipulate humans by impersonating people and tricking them in potentially dangerous ways, depending on the context. Along those lines, Meta hopes other researchers can build on its code “in a responsible manner,” and says it has taken steps toward detecting and removing “toxic messages in this new domain,” which likely refers to dialog Cicero learned from the Internet texts it ingested—always a risk for large language models.

Do you trust Mark Zuckerberg and Meta to not use this thing for nefarious means (or efficiently prevent others from doing so?

(rhetorical question)

It really doesn’t matter. The tech is easily available. It’ll be used for both good and ill.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:03:37pm

Who broke the deal first, Elon? Do you really want to go there?

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:04:28pm

re: #134 Dr. Matt

The first one was at the number one position for blockbuster of all time so I assume this one will do just as well. Looking forward to it.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:10:47pm

re: #209 Dopamine Fish

Who broke the deal first, Elon? Do you really want to go there?

Dude is insanely deep in right wing brain rot. He really thinks he’s persecuted; so do a bunch of rich VC types.

They’ve sold themselves this idea that they are a better kind of person that deserves to heard out: anything less than praise and deference is persecution. If they got their way the world would be better.

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EPR-radar  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:14:44pm

re: #211 The Ghost of a Flea

Dude is insanely deep in right wing brain rot. He really thinks he’s persecuted; so do a bunch of rich VC types.

They’ve sold themselves this idea that they are a better kind of person that deserves to heard out: anything less than praise and deference is persecution. If they got their way the world would be better.

Peter Thiel is the most blatant example of this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:16:58pm
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sagehen  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:17:59pm

re: #201 Joe Bacon

Well this guy graduated with honors from Grambling before he became the 8 time Mr. Olympia—Ronnie Coleman..

essentiallysports.com

I went to high school with this guy…

He was a linebacker at Stanford, then a 49er for 8 years while attending Stanford Medical School in the off-season. He asked the team to trade him to the Raiders (then in LA) when he got an internship in LA.

en.wikipedia.org

He’s a full-scale doctor now, with 2 Super Bowl rings. He’s a family medicine specialist. His father, a now-retired orthopedic surgeon, put himself through med school playing for the Bears. It will surprise no-one that in our high school yearbook, he was voted most likely to succeed.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:21:47pm
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:24:10pm

re: #215 The Pie Overlord!

That looks delicious. I like the mushrooms. :)

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:25:32pm

re: #212 EPR-radar

Peter Thiel is the most blatant example of this.

The secret is that all these guys like power more than any ideology. They hang around bigots because their base assumption is that they’re better; they’re willing to sample any hierarchical scheme that confirms this assumption.

It’s why they always go hard right regardless of what they say their politics are, because that’s where the belief that power is of matter of kinds of people dwells. They love the idea that they’re a type, a priori a superior kind.

Conspiracy—and these guys love conspiracies, need them because they explain why the world isn’t a utopia run by techbros, why people disagree with them and mock them—is about there being a kind of person that makes things bad solely to obstruct the natural goodness of the hierarchy. If only X were identified and punished, then there wouldn’t be a problem. The world should have an order and that order should be a pyramid shaped caste system.

Challenge or question that premise, point out that the premise hasn’t created the outcomes it’s supposed to, then you’re not a skeptic, you’re a rebel, a Miltonian Satan.

Musk’s grudges are, in his mind, proof that the world opposes him and people like him out of malice: it has to be malice, a desire to hate and unmake, because obviously he is a smart guy and nobody could or should contradict him. He’s always going to sympathy with the reactionary occult, the secret world in which the status quo didn’t happen for obvious reasons but is instead the product of perfectly-wicked hidden actors. He’s always good to see it as good and natural to punch down on lesser kinds of people, and will side with people that do this as long as he enjoys their version of it. It’s not an ideological commitment, it’s overindulging at buffet.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:33:50pm

Somewhere in here this is about a rejection that sowing leads to reaping: they can’t fail, they can only be betrayed.

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The Pie Overlord!  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:35:30pm

Enjoy this 1988 drag performance.

1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:36:42pm
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gwangung  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:41:26pm

re: #220 Dopamine Fish

The right wing will still think it’s all made up….

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nines09  Nov 22, 2022 • 4:44:43pm

After Elon destroys any decency that was ever existing in Twitter, maybe he can have a fresh turd put in every Tesla vehicle that rolls off the line.
Just to remind people who he is. Maybe a new emblem.

IT’S GREEN!
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wrenchwench  Nov 22, 2022 • 5:03:19pm

re: #219 The Pie Overlord!

Enjoy this 1988 drag performance.

[Embedded content]

Video

That was great!

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Dangerman  Nov 22, 2022 • 5:16:21pm

re: #209 Dopamine Fish

Who broke the deal first, Elon? Do you really want to go there?

[Embedded content]

Nope nope nope
This is lame
Not a party to any “deal”


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