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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:25:13pm
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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:25:18pm

I find it disturbing that Stormy Daniels’ attorney, as sleazy a fucker as he is, has to serve more prison time than twice impeached disgraced ex-president Trump.

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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:26:56pm

Any time Trump/DeSantos’ BFF gets mocked I will share.

Mastodon

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EPR-radar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:27:57pm

re: #2 darthstar

I find it disturbing that Stormy Daniels’ attorney, as sleazy a fucker as he is, has to serve more prison time than twice impeached disgraced ex-president Trump.

Anyone that has ever paid a fine for a parking ticket has faced more punishment for a crime than Trump has for his insurrection.

IOKIYAR.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:28:00pm

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:28:59pm

In this video I heard zefrank pronounce his own name for the first time unless I forgot some other time, and he says it ZAY-frank.

I’m flabbergasted.

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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:29:11pm

re: #5 Patricia Kayden

Any time I hear the words ‘youth pastor’ I think kid fucker.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:31:59pm

re: #7 darthstar

Any time I hear the words ‘youth pastor’ I think kid fucker.

You’re supposed to age out of that role pretty quickly, so if you see an old youth pastor, something’s up beyond religious indoctrination.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:32:37pm

Dang, Ichika.

Bass riff that everyone likes

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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:37:23pm

re: #9 Charles Johnson

Dang, Ichika.

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Video

That’s a purty bass.

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austin_blue  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:38:33pm

re: #157 A Cranky One

[Embedded content]

What if everything “doesn’t happen for a reason but is just random chance?”

What if your skin color at birth is due to your genome at birth? (hint: It is. If you are of mixed race, you could pop out with various pigments, depending on how did dad’s sperm and mom’s egg shared genes from their hapless cells. If you are not of mixed race, you will express your parent’s genome.)

What if your sexual orientation is due to your genome at birth, determined by how dad’s sperm and mom’s egg combined? (hint: It did.)

Here’s the thing about sexuality: It’s as complex as skin color is among mixed race people, but it is entirely independent on any other mixed genome factors, like skin color.

Hetero male/female, Bi male/female, Gay male/female, Pan male/female, Pedo male/female, Trans male/female, Null male/female, I *think* I’ve got those numbers right.

Four out of five those groups entail consenting adults. One doesn’t, and it’s child molesters (who are to a several sigma degree, not Drag Queens, who can be any of the above groups. Sometimes, people just like to dress up.).

What would you do? What will you do as public policy?

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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:39:02pm

FYI - any missiles fired over the black sea while US warships are in the area will be seen as threats to the US and shot down accordingly.

Mastodon

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:39:41pm

Axios fires reporter for saying the truth about DeSantis’ press conference. ARGHHHH

cltampa.com

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:40:32pm

Jamie Lee Curtis posted a picture of her awards:

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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:40:37pm

Training time required for these guys: 0 days.
Let’s get some volunteer air support going.

Mastodon

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austin_blue  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:42:15pm

re: #157 A Cranky One

[Embedded content]

What if everything “doesn’t happen for a reason but is just random chance?”

What if your skin color at birth is due to your genome at birth? (hint: It is. If you are of mixed race, you could pop out with various pigments, depending on how did dad’s sperm and mom’s egg shared genes from their haploid cells. If you are not of mixed race, you will express your parent’s genome.)

What if your sexual orientation is due to your genome at birth, determined by how dad’s sperm and mom’s egg combined? (hint: It did.)

Here’s the thing about sexuality: It’s as complex as skin color is among mixed race people, but it is entirely independent on any other mixed genome factors, like skin color.

Hetero male/female, Bi male/female, Gay male/female, Pan male/female, Pedo male/female, Trans male/female, Null male/female, I *think* I’ve got those numbers right.

Four out of those five groups entail consenting adults. One doesn’t, and it’s child molesters (who are to a several sigma degree, not Drag Queens, who can be any of the above groups. Sometimes, people just like to dress up.).

What would you do? What will you do as public policy?

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:42:22pm

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austin_blue  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:45:09pm

re: #15 darthstar

Training time required for these guys: 0 days.
Let’s get some volunteer air support going.

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He’s likely to get his ass waxed pretty quick. Airplanes are good. Techs to keep them working before they take off are even better.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:49:22pm

re: #13 Patricia Kayden

Axios fires reporter for saying the truth about DeSantis’ press conference. ARGHHHH

cltampa.com

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:53:57pm

LOL

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Charles Johnson  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:54:18pm

Mastodon

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EPR-radar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:54:30pm

re: #19 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I would ask this Pushaw twit when there will be accountability for centuries of axiomatic dishonesty from political conservatism.

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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:57:00pm

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wrenchwench  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:57:20pm

re: #16 austin_blue

Are you asking this:

What would you do? What will you do as public policy?

about this?:

Pedo male/female,

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:57:30pm
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darthstar  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:59:02pm

re: #23 William Lewis

Nice boner.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2023 • 5:59:38pm

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:00:53pm
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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:03:21pm

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:04:50pm

Big weekend coming up. Setting up the demo tent at Sun Valley on Saturday *and* Jackson Hole on Sunday. Last minute shit, the owner of my ski company knows people and as of this afternoon there will be free telemark demos at the bottom of the Jackson Hole Tram on Sunday. There will be lots and lots and lots of driving a Dodge Ram 1500 down long lonely highways.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:06:08pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:06:59pm

re: #30 teleskiguy

Big weekend coming up. Setting up the demo tent at Sun Valley on Saturday *and* Jackson Hole on Sunday. Last minute shit, the owner of my ski company knows people and as of this afternoon there will be free telemark demos at the bottom of the Jackson Hole Tram on Sunday. There will be lots and lots and lots of driving a Dodge 1500 down long lonely highways.

Rolling tune truck? Miles of music?

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:07:08pm

re: #30 teleskiguy

Big weekend coming up. Setting up the demo tent at Sun Valley on Saturday *and* Jackson Hole, WY on Sunday. Last minute shit, the owner of my ski company knows people and as of this afternoon there will be free telemark demos at the bottom of the Jackson Hole Tram on Sunday. There will be lots and lots and lots of driving a Dodge 1500 down long lonely highways.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:08:49pm

Good luck with that, assholes.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:09:25pm

Mittens isn’t lying here-
(What I find interesting is that he publicly admitted his irrelevance within the current GOP.)

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Joe Bacon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:09:36pm

re: #34 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Good luck with that, assholes.

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Ha Ha Ha!

Those Libertarians never learn!

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:09:49pm

re: #32 wrenchwench

Rolling tune truck? Miles of music?

You know it! I can plug my phone right into the sound system.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:14:56pm

Stormy Daniels’s current lawyer.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:15:08pm

re: #28 ckkatz

Pasting the end of a thread because you have to see the whole chain:

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:15:12pm

re: #14 Belafon

Plugging her awards, I see.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:17:57pm

Hokay….

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:20:19pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:20:42pm

Failed Republican California candidate has thoughts. They are stupid thoughts.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:25:46pm

re: #43 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Failed Republican California candidate has thoughts. They are stupid thoughts.

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Of course Giglio will demand that the IRS audit 100% of those claiming the Al Bundy Married With Children Tax Credit.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:30:15pm

‘You hate me because’: Candace Owens harshly criticizes Jamie Lee Curtis’ support of transgender daughter

I don’t hate you Candace Owens.

I despise you because you will do or say anything to grab that Wingnut Welfare money.

alternet.org

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Dopamine Fish  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:32:13pm

re: #45 Joe Bacon

Why do these fucktards take it SO FUCKING PERSONALLY when we support someone, or something, that has NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM WHATSOEVER?!? Who fucking cares if Curtis loves or despises her daughter? What impact does that have on you in any way, you royal douchecanoe? Fuck off already; you had your 15 minutes.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:36:56pm

Lol.

Lady Maga is the creation Ryan Woods, a recently sober Salt Lake City native and a member of the Church of Latter-Day Saints. He’s racked up nearly 14K tweets promoting the Trump and MAGA agenda since the twice-impeached former president rode down the escalator in 2015.

Now Lady Maga says she’s not a drag queen, but a “costume artist” who is a man who dresses up in women’s clothing, wears makeup, and displays feminine mannerisms. Whether that’s “puerile” or not is up to the Tennessee cop who could arrest her.

“As I’ve stated, I now prefer to call myself a costume artist—not a drag queen,” tweeted Lady Maga. “The drag world was a way I could use my talents, but they destroyed their credibility with predatory filth. I’m a performer. I can play any cosplay character. My artistry is about creativity & fun!”

MAGA’s resident drag queen will now be known as a “costume artist” (LGBTQ Nation)

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:43:30pm

Interesting, although I am not convinced that this guy is representative of a major change in Russian public opinion. Or that it would matter to Putin and his lackeys.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:44:20pm

re: #43 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:47:22pm

re: #49 ckkatz

Interesting, although I am not convinced that this guy is representative of a major change in Russian public opinion. Or that it would matter to Putin and his lackeys.

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My understanding is that it’s very risky to speak out, and this guy does not give a fuck.
Most people who hate Putin will be afraid to mention that fact to anyone.

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jeffreyw  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:48:48pm

rotatingsandwiches.com

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:49:29pm

re: #47 Crush White Nationalism

I sent that to my son and he says she’s been pulling that gift for a while now.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:51:00pm

Just one person’s observation. But I can hope -

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:52:27pm

re: #52 jeffreyw

A hotdog is sandwich?!? Heresy! ////////

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:52:55pm

re: #52 jeffreyw

email: rotating.sandwiches.inquiries@gmail.com

I expect that people mostly ask “why does this exist?”

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:56:34pm

re: #51 Crush White Nationalism

My understanding is that it’s very risky to speak out, and this guy does not give a fuck.
Most people who hate Putin will be afraid to mention that fact to anyone.

That was also my first thought on seeing the interview.

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A Cranky One  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:57:29pm

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jeffreyw  Mar 15, 2023 • 6:58:15pm

re: #55 ckkatz

A hotdog is sandwich?!? Heresy! ////////

whats4dinnersolutions.com:

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:00:21pm

re: #58 A Cranky One

It’s still a bit early, but what the heck …

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:00:51pm

World Baseball Classic, Puerto Rico v Dominican Republic.

Puerto Rico with an in-the-park home run in the third inning. (0:32)

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jeffreyw  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:04:53pm

YouTube

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:05:34pm

re: #59 jeffreyw

Ruh-roh…
Sounds like a serious philosophical dispute brewing here.
Or at least food for thought. ;)

///////////////
(Because, apparently, there are those deeply committed to one side or the other. Which is why StoneKettle blocks/air-locks anyone who brings it up on his twitter feed.)

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:07:25pm

Mastodon

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:13:29pm

Thread, thirteen tweets.

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:14:45pm

Photo tour of buried homes in Mammoth Lakes, CA

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:16:59pm

Sounds like Moldova is desperately trying to use the current moment in order to break free of Moscow’s “embrace”.

.
.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:23:31pm

So now it’s THREE recorded calls His Ass-Holeyness made to Georgia officials begging them to fudge the election results!

ajc.com

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:23:41pm

Nutty amount of snow.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:23:47pm

*SNORK*

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:26:28pm

Puerto Rico defeats the Dominican Republic.

The 2023 World Baseball Classic is underway with Team USA attempting to secure the final quarterfinal spot in the field on Wednesday night. Team USA can move on to the quarterfinals by beating Colombia in Phoenix. The rest of the quarterfinal field is set as Puerto Rico knocked out WBC favorites Dominican Republic with a 5-2 win in Miami. Six other teams have punched their tickets to the quarterfinals (Japan, Cuba, Italy, Australia, Venezuela and Mexico) and knockout round play kicked off Wednesday morning with Cuba ousting Australia.

Once the field is down to eight teams, it’s a single-elimination bracket style tournament with the championship game set for Tuesday, March 21 in Miami.

Check out the scores, standings and more from the 2023 World Baseball Classic below. (more)

cbssports.com

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:28:19pm

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:29:31pm

There will be snow in the upper reaches of the Sierra Nevada year-round this year.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:31:20pm

Another shoe is dropping…

Credit Suisse to borrow more than $53 billion from Swiss central bank

The Swiss National Bank will lend the money to shore up the troubled banking giant, whose problems have added to uncertainty about global bank stability in the wake of Silicon Valley Bank’s collapse

washingtonpost.com

Ok which bank is next?

It’s times like these that I’m glad my $$$$ are safe in a credit union!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:33:57pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:34:31pm

re: #54 ckkatz

That’s great news. Perhaps, some of the audience has figured out that there’s no reason to take anything Fox News pushes seriously. Their lies and propaganda are catching up to them.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:35:59pm

re: #30 teleskiguy

Big weekend coming up. Setting up the demo tent at Sun Valley on Saturday *and* Jackson Hole on Sunday. Last minute shit, the owner of my ski company knows people and as of this afternoon there will be free telemark demos at the bottom of the Jackson Hole Tram on Sunday. There will be lots and lots and lots of driving a Dodge Ram 1500 down long lonely highways.

And I am going to do my best to be there to meet you Ski. PFP is the real me so keep an eye out.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:38:28pm

re: #41 ckkatz

Please let Trump and DeSantis destroy each other!!!!!! PLEASE! Neither of them need to be running this country. Horrible human beings.

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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:40:55pm

This was the best moment for me at Red Rocks last summer. I almost fell down I was laughing so hard.

YouTube

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:42:39pm
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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:50:33pm
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William Lewis  Mar 15, 2023 • 7:58:56pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:00:30pm

re: #82 William Lewis

Hah! I had fuckin’ printer issues today at work, boy howdy.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:03:17pm

re: #81 ckkatz

It just means stuff Conservatives don’t like or don’t understand. Woke has no definition in their minds beyond that.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:03:20pm

In the category, “Elect a conservative, expect a crook”:

What did Congressman Andy Ogles do with nearly $25,000 meant for child burial garden? He won’t say (WTVF-TV, Nashville, March 15, 2023)

Rep. Ogles represents TN-5.

Ogles used photo of stillborn child in 2014 for GoFundMe, promising a place for burial of babies with benches for families, life-size statue of Jesus. It never happened, but he kept the money.

What did Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles do with tens of thousands of dollars meant for a children’s burial garden?

Now, NewsChannel 5 Investigates has uncovered more questions that the freshman Republican won’t answer.

It’s a story that goes far beyond questions about Ogles’ inflated resume. It’s a story that stems from a personal tragedy — the stillborn death of a child whose photo Ogles sometimes posts on his political social media — and a GoFundMe that allowed Ogles to rake in tens of thousands of dollars for what was supposed to be a children’s burial garden.

Yet, what makes it a story is the fact that there is no burial garden, no one knows where their donations went, and Ogles refuses to say what he did with the money.

NewsChannel 5 Investigates reached out to Ogles’ office but never heard back, so we approached the Maury County Republican as he left a recent political event.

“Congressman, this doesn’t have to be a story if you just offer some evidence it went for a good cause,” we told him, as he got into a truck and slammed the door.

Still, it’s a story so sensitive that the people involved are reluctant to comment publicly.

One donor said he almost felt guilty about passing along the tip. Another said, “It just feels like a topic you can’t touch. It’s taboo.”

(more)

Theft is a sensitive subject, it’s much more important to protect his Republican and Christian bona fides.

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Belafon  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:04:12pm

re: #70 ckkatz

*SNORK*

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In which they get it backwards.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:11:23pm

Interesting observation on the Trump Campaign complaint against DeSantis by an experienced Florida GOP Operative -

Chris LaCivita is the guy who set up the Swift Boat smear on Kerry. And got Ron Johnson re-elected.
Wiki - LaCivita

Susan Wiles is a Trump operative who was deputized to help get DeSantis elected. (She knows “a bit” about the DeSantis operation. Aka “The phone call is coming from inside the building”.)

Wiki - Susan Wiles

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:12:35pm

re: #85 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In the category, “Elect a conservative, expect a crook”:

What did Congressman Andy Ogles do with nearly $25,000 meant for child burial garden? He won’t say (WTVF-TV, Nashville, March 15, 2023)

Rep. Ogles represents TN-5.

Ogles used photo of stillborn child in 2014 for GoFundMe, promising a place for burial of babies with benches for families, life-size statue of Jesus. It never happened, but he kept the money.

(more)

Theft is a sensitive subject, it’s much more important to protect his Republican and Christian bona fides.

Both Democrats and Republicans have their share of dishonest politicians. I may be wrong about this but it does seem that too many in the GOP specialize in using religion and children and family tragedies for raising funds that never reach their supposed beneficiaries.

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:14:06pm

re: #84 Patricia Kayden

I suspect that it is only intended as cudgel to beat their selected victims.

When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.’
`The question is,’ said Alice, `whether you CAN make words mean so many different things.’
`The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master— that’s all.’

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ckkatz  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:21:26pm

re: #86 Belafon

Almost 50 years ago, when I was in the Middle East, I met an Englishman who observed to me that whatever language it was that I was speaking, it most certainly was not English.

That bird has long since flown the coop. England long ago lost control of the language named after them.

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Moe Avattar  Mar 15, 2023 • 8:21:56pm

re: #59 jeffreyw

It’s a sausage. Doesn’t matter what it’s next to.

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sagehen  Mar 15, 2023 • 9:10:54pm

re: #39 Belafon

Pasting the end of a thread because you have to see the whole chain:

one pac, Tupac, red pac, blue pac…


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