And Now, New York Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump

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The first of many shoes has dropped. Can we have a perp walk, please? Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump in New York.

A Manhattan grand jury voted to indict Donald J. Trump on Thursday for his role in paying hush money to a porn star, according to four people with knowledge of the matter, a historic development that will shake up the 2024 presidential race and forever mark him as the nation’s first former president to face criminal charges.

The felony indictment, filed under seal by the Manhattan district attorney’s office, will likely be announced in the coming days. By then, prosecutors working for the district attorney, Alvin L. Bragg, will have asked Mr. Trump to surrender and to face arraignment on charges that remain unknown for now.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:45:15pm

I was told I had to wait a month to see him indicted.

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aatharuv  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:45:50pm

re: #125 Crush White Nationalism

This lunatic is 71. Ego so big he’s happy to leave a child without a father at a young age.

You _generally_ have to have an insane ego to succeed at politics, in any party. (He’s a Democrat).

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:15pm
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darthstar  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:37pm

Is it too soon to say, ‘Fuck that guy?’

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:38pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:46pm

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!

I know this may not mean much in the grand scheme, but I hope that maybe this will push other entities to indict him as well.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:55pm

OK, so the grand jury indicted the ham sandwich. Now, the question: Does this mean there’s actually a chance - however slim - that we can find 12 people to convict this motherfucker?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:48:58pm

I’m glad to admit I was overly pessimistic, because I didn’t think it would even get to this point.

But this is by far the least of Trump’s crimes. Hopefully, this will start the avalanche rolling.

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darthstar  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:49:30pm

re: #1 Crush White Nationalism

I was told I had to wait a month to see him indicted.

They could have done it yesterday on my birthday.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:49:48pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:50:20pm

re: #6 Eclectic Cyborg

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!

I know this may not mean much in the grand scheme, but I hope that maybe this will push other entities to indict him as well.

It may break the dam. A lot of people are cowards and will be a little braver now.

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:51:16pm

So, should I be investing in Ketchup futures?

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:51:59pm

re: #7 Nerdy Fish

OK, so the grand jury indicted the ham sandwich. Now, the question: Does this mean there’s actually a chance - however slim - that we can find 12 people to convict this motherfucker?

There is a chance. The evidence is there.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:52:09pm

How much ketchup you think is flying in Mar-A-Lago right now?

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:52:10pm

About.
Damn.
TIME!!

* Cheers *
* Parties *

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:52:29pm

re: #12 The Squire of Logos

53 seconds.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:52:32pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:52:38pm

re: #9 darthstar

They could have done it yesterday on my birthday.

Happy belated indictment and birthday!

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:53:02pm

re: #13 No Malarkey!

There is a chance. The evidence is there.

I’m mostly worried about finding 12 people who can be impartial enough. If they can get a grand jury to vote to indict, that gives me some hope.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:53:10pm

re: #9 darthstar

Celebrate all week!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:53:15pm

wow, he looks awful

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Mike Lamb  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:54:05pm

re: #19 Nerdy Fish

I’m mostly worried about finding 12 people who can be impartial enough. If they can get a grand jury to vote to indict, that gives me some hope.

In Manhattan? I don’t think that is an issue.

I could be wrong, but this case seems really straight forward.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:54:25pm

And the memes are already rolling in…

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:54:30pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:55:05pm

re: #19 Nerdy Fish

I’m mostly worried about finding 12 people who can be impartial enough. If they can get a grand jury to vote to indict, that gives me some hope.

We might get a hung jury or two before he’s convicted, but his accomplice already served time.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:56:01pm
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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:56:08pm

His lawyers should be on the phone to him, telling him to stay the hell off of social media. Too bad he won’t. I can only imagine the shit storm he is going to post.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:57:05pm

re: #27 The Squire of Logos

First rule of being a Trump lawyer: Understand that you will never get him to shut the fuck up.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:57:43pm

re: #28 Eclectic Cyborg

First rule of being a Trump lawyer: Understand that you will never get him to shut the fuck up.

Trump: The one man for whom “Shut the Fuck Up Friday” simply cannot exist.

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darthstar  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:58:13pm

Wasn’t he praising the Grand Jury yesterday on their month pause?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:58:53pm

Ewww.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 2:59:19pm

re: #30 darthstar

Wasn’t he praising the Grand Jury yesterday on their month pause?

LOL. Yep, sure was.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:00:40pm

re: #31 Charles Johnson

Ewww.

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That’s a poorly-matched double. The anus-mouth isn’t even right.
The real Donald Trump died in a bathroom-related incident three years ago.
/

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:00:56pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:01:29pm

You know I had to save THAT photo.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:01:42pm
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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:02:11pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:02:23pm

I got my Indictmas lights up on the screen porch early this week.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:02:32pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:03:30pm

OK, MSNBC needs to shut Michael Cohen up now. Motherfucker is babbling out of control.

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:03:36pm

Off-topic but much like TFG, there’s always a tweet: :D

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danarchy  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:04:08pm

re: #22 Mike Lamb

In Manhattan? I don’t think that is an issue.

I could be wrong, but this case seems really straight forward.

So did the John Edwards case where he used campaign funds to pay his baby mamma, and he was acquitted. Things are rarely as straight forward as they seem.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:07:14pm
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danarchy  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:07:40pm

re: #25 Crush White Nationalism

We might get a hung jury or two before he’s convicted, but his accomplice already served time.

There is a lot to muddy the waters. There is the letter to the FEC from Cohen and his attorney’s stating Cohen made the payment himself and that neither Trump or the Trump organization repaid him for it. Fairly absurd, but it brings up the whole were you lying then or are you lying now thing.

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:08:33pm

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:10:48pm

re: #7 Nerdy Fish

OK, so the grand jury indicted the ham sandwich.

Now the big question—is it a ham sandwich…or an Arby’s Roast Beast?

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:11:00pm
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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:11:28pm

re: #21 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

“This is the first-ever criminal case against a former U.S. president.”

Guess why

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:11:37pm

Has His Ass-Holeyness flipped out on Truth yet?

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:12:15pm

re: #25 Crush White Nationalism

We might get a hung jury or two before he’s convicted, but his accomplice already served time.

One problem is that said accomplice is also, apparently, the star witness. That’s going to give the defense lawyers a lot to work with, but there’s good reason to believe Trump will not have the best legal representation for this.

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:13:33pm

re: #22 Mike Lamb

In Manhattan? I don’t think that is an issue.

I could be wrong, but this case seems really straight forward.

Maybe not

Link

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:15:32pm
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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:15:57pm

We’re going to hear Verdi’s requiem tonight

Somehow it’s apropos

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:16:09pm

Трамп уже сбегал в российское консульство?

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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:16:35pm

re: #9 darthstar

They could have done it yesterday on my birthday.

Joe was elected on mine! #neverforget

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:16:59pm

re: #49 Joe Bacon

Has His Ass-Holeyness flipped out on Truth yet?

Jr has:

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:17:06pm

You know he thought he was getting a month’s reprieve

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:17:10pm

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:18:14pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:18:20pm

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Mike Lamb  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:18:50pm

re: #51 Dangerman

Maybe not

Link

Considering people have already gone to jail over this, the idea that people would view it as an accounting error seems to undersell everything.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:19:28pm

Aw shit.

Instacart tells me that Jiffy Pop is sold out all over the place! 😭

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:20:08pm

re: #9 darthstar

They could have done it yesterday on my birthday.

Many happy returned indictments

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:20:22pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:20:32pm

A member of the ain’t nothing gonna happen crowd at Fark.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:20:48pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:22:41pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:22:49pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:22:52pm

Felony Indictment.

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:01pm

Anyone else think that more indictments will follow now that the Trump indictment dam has finally been breached, and follow quickly?

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:19pm

re: #54 Joe Bacon

Трамп уже сбегал в российское консульство?

Да товарищ. Пока мы говорим, он в объятиях Матери-России (Путина)!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:35pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:44pm

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:52pm

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:23:58pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

Jr has:

Cry harder Junior.

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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:24:29pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:24:40pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:25:57pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:26:20pm

FARK was doing a 24 hour test of blocking anyone who blocks ads without a subscription. They dropped that when the indictment was announced.

No usage level test with data from today will have any value.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:26:35pm

The usual shit.

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Mattand  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:27:28pm

re: #75 The Squire of Logos

Cry harder Junior.

My understanding is that cocaine abuse cause your tears to sting like acid.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:30:01pm

Looking forward to Trump’s final Jerry Lundegard scene, when the police have to pry him out of a bathroom.

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Mattand  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:30:13pm

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Dave In Austin  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:30:40pm

Cuff ‘em!

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:31:06pm

re: #84 Dave In Austin

Cuff ‘em!

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BOOK ‘EM, DANNO!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:31:08pm

re: #30 darthstar

Wasn’t he praising the Grand Jury yesterday on their month pause?

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:33:07pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

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Charles I am very afraid right now that Trump and his Pulpit Pimp Pals are gonna call for violence.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:33:31pm

re: #7 Nerdy Fish

OK, so the grand jury indicted the ham sandwich. Now, the question: Does this mean there’s actually a chance - however slim - that we can find 12 people to convict this motherfucker?

ME!!! I’m pretty sure that in NY, they can find 12 people to indict Trump.

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:33:54pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

[Embedded content]

Ted thinks there’s no Rs on the grand jury

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:34:04pm

re: #86 Crush White Nationalism

I’m wondering if they did that deliberately.

Ya know, to get Danger Yam to freak out and incriminate himself even more?

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:34:20pm
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Mike Lamb  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:34:22pm

re: #78 Charles Johnson

Disappointing that they didn’t let him write the response himself.

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Acemarilllion (yes, three 'l's)  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:35:08pm

throughout Mar a Lardo, the klaxon sounds:

“Code Heinz! Code Heinz! This is not a drill”

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:36:19pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:36:48pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:37:25pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:38:13pm

re: #87 Joe Bacon

Charles I am very afraid right now that Trump and his Pulpit Pimp Pals are gonna call for violence.

And cops will be reminded that these people are not their friends.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:39:23pm

re: #54 Joe Bacon

Трамп уже сбегал в российское консульство?

I think he is a flight risk. The Secret Service will be watching very closely but he could conceivably give them the slip and be on his way to Anadyr before NY can respond.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:41:30pm
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Mike Lamb  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:41:33pm

re: #96 Crush White Nationalism

Then Ted should have no fear of what is happening. Trump will be acquitted. Trump and the MAGA-verse can spike the football, take a victory lap, etc.

But instead of going that route, it feels a lot more like a hit dog will holler.

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:41:37pm

On GOP astroturf attempts to float a third party -

.
It would certainly be in Manchin’s (and Sinema’s) character-
.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:41:40pm

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:43:24pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:45:16pm

It’s started.

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ckkatz  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:45:38pm

re: #87 Joe Bacon

Charles I am very afraid right now that Trump and his Pulpit Pimp Pals are gonna call for violence.

I suspect that it is quite likely that there will be stochastic terrorism. In the Timothy McVeigh form.

I am less convinced that there will be organized violence in the form of the militias such as the Proud Boys, Oathkeepers, 3%ers, YeeHawdis and the rest of Meal Team Six.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:46:05pm

re: #98 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I think he is a flight risk. The Secret Service will be watching very closely but he could conceivably give them the slip and be on his way to Anadyr before NY can respond.

I’m entirely fine with Trump fleeing to and dying in Russia while all his accomplices are rounded up here.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:46:07pm

Vote out Republicans.

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BigPapa  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:48:51pm

I’ve never been INDICATED. Or indicted.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:49:02pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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“That’s the man, your honor, the chubby one right there.”

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:49:40pm

re: #87 Joe Bacon

Charles I am very afraid right now that Trump and his Pulpit Pimp Pals are gonna call for violence.

Let them. That’s not something to be afraid of, unless we want to just acquiesce to Republican despotism.

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:50:23pm

re: #109 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

“That’s the man, your honor, the chubby one right there.”

Chubby? Well, you’re being kind.

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:52:50pm

re: #106 Crush White Nationalism

I’m entirely fine with Trump fleeing to and dying in Russia while all his accomplices are rounded up here.

Especially if all his US assets are confiscated.

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:53:06pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:53:43pm

re: #38 jaunte

I got my Indictmas lights up on the screen porch early this week.

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Beautiful house/porch!

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:53:43pm

re: #112 EPR-radar

Especially if all his US assets are confiscated.

That would hurt him more than incarceration.

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:54:07pm

re: #111 The Squire of Logos

Chubby? Well, you’re being kind.

“Jabba the Hutt clone stuffed into a human skin suit” is a mouthful.

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HRH Stanley Sea  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:54:34pm

Way behind.

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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:54:56pm

re: #116 EPR-radar

“Jabba the Hutt clone stuffed into a human skin suit” is a mouthful.

Now there’s an image! Just don’t ask an AI to render it, please.

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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:55:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:56:01pm
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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:56:26pm

re: #70 (((Archangel1)))

Anyone else think that more indictments will follow now that the Trump indictment dam has finally been breached, and follow quickly?

Yes

And I don’t think they were each waiting to see who would go first.

They’re just on different time lines.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:56:53pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:56:56pm

lolololololol

Mastodon

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:58:00pm

re: #118 The Squire of Logos

Now there’s an image! Just don’t ask an AI to render it, please.

You expect me to resist that? I’m trying, but I have a lot of Midjourney credits to burn.

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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:58:27pm
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The Squire of Logos  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:58:31pm

Welp, it is Indictmass. But I don’t think I will be receiving any more presents. Perhaps I will buy myself a present. A nice book perhaps.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 3:59:52pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:00:38pm

re: #30 darthstar

Wasn’t he praising the Grand Jury yesterday on their month pause?

High ate us

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:00:47pm

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BeachDem  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:01:56pm

re: #66 jaunte

Now… (to interrupt our celebration w/a legit legal question): can he be indicted in multiple places at once? Like can the DOJ and GA be like “now is the time?”, just bc I would love to see his already world-class-worst legal counsel spread like a thin layer of mustard on ham.

Kind of an “Everything Everywhere All At Once” spinoff.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:02:24pm
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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:02:45pm

re: #104 Crush White Nationalism

It’s started.

[Embedded content]

Oh hell they wrote these months ago

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:03:40pm

re: #127 Crush White Nationalism

[Embedded content]

Trump can run from prison, but I don’t expect him to be incarcerated by Election Day next year.

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:03:44pm

re: #106 Crush White Nationalism

I’m entirely fine with Trump fleeing to and dying in Russia while all his accomplices are rounded up here.

What all innocent people do

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:04:25pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:05:01pm

I watched some Fox News just to see them whine.

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:06:06pm

re: #2 aatharuv

You _generally_ have to have an insane ego to succeed at politics, in any party. (He’s a Democrat).

I added a friend when I was a kid whose dad was retired. One of my neighbors has been retired since we have known him and has a daughter who is the same age as my youngest son. They are both living well into their old age.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:07:14pm

DeSantis weighs in.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:10:05pm
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Scottish Dragon  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:10:17pm

re: #119 wrenchwench

Hehehehehe

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:10:25pm

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:11:04pm

Caught off guard and thinks he has what it takes to be president

Trump aides were caught off guard by this happening today, according to several people close to the former president. They had believed reports by some news outlets that the grand jury in Manhattan was not hearing the Trump case. Some advisers had been confident that there would be no movement until the end of April at the earliest and were looking at the political implications for Trump’s closest potential rival, Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida.”

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:11:21pm

re: #133 No Malarkey!

Trump can run from prison, but I don’t expect him to be incarcerated by Election Day next year.

Does Cernovich know that?

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wrenchwench  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:11:27pm

re: #137 Belafon

I added a friend when I was a kid whose dad was retired. One of my neighbors has been retired since we have known him and has a daughter who is the same age as my youngest son. They are both living well into their old age.

I try to be pro choice in all reproductive matters. The decision should be made by two, and made in the best interests of the third (and 4th, and so on). Women are more limited in terms of age by other-than-choice.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:11:30pm

re: #138 No Malarkey!

DeSantis weighs in.

He goes right to the fascist dog whistle

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:11:54pm

re: #138 No Malarkey!

DeSantis weighs in.

[Embedded content]
The weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda turns the rule of law on its head.

What did you just try to do to Disney??

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:13:40pm

re: #28 Eclectic Cyborg

First rule of being a Trump lawyer: Understand that you will never get him to shut the fuck up.

Not quite true. There was the testimony he gave where he pled the 5th 400+ times. He can shut up.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:13:42pm

re: #142 Dangerman

Caught off guard and thinks he has what it takes to be president

I wonder if they intentionally set up Trump to believe he was safe for the moment. Fascist groups will have been caught off guard as well after being prepared to “defend” him back when he announced his own indictment.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:14:46pm

Team Parrot’s talking points leaked.

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:14:52pm

In some ways it seems very appropriate that New Yorkers were the 1st to ever indict Donald Trump for crimes. Well done New York City!

They did warn everyone back then…

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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:16:03pm

With Netanyahu’s supporters failing to show up tonight in sufficient numbers for his grand “pro revolution” protest (not even a tenth of Sunday’s flash pro-democracy protests after the defense minister’s firing, despite two days of organization), Bibi was almost certainly counting on controlling and dominating the media narrative tomorrow morning. He wants - NEEDS - to have it appear as a headline-dominating issue, in order to continue his narrative the the “real” Israeli public supports his judicial overhaul plan.
And that’s now blown up to a billion pieces with Trump’s indictment, which will absolutely dominate tomorrow’s front pages.
However bad Trump might be throwing ketchup and smashing furniture in Mar-A-Lago, Netanyahu’s office will probably need to be completely repaired after tonight! :D

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Semper Fi  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:16:04pm

re: #40 Charles Johnson

OK, MSNBC needs to shut Michael Cohen up now. Motherfucker is babbling out of control.

His out of control hatred of Trump is making him look bad.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:16:19pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:16:43pm

re: #138 No Malarkey!

DeSantis weighs in.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:18:08pm

re: #152 Semper Fi

Participation in Trump’s crimes sent him to prison. I can see why he’s babbling. 😂 😂

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:18:14pm

Libertarian candidate for fla gov

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Semper Fi  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:19:09pm

re: #73 Charles Johnson

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That’s what seething looks like.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:20:19pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:20:52pm

re: #156 Dangerman

Libertarian candidate for fla gov

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Now This Might Strike Some Viewers As Harsh

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:20:56pm

re: #84 Dave In Austin

Cuff ‘em!

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:21:26pm

New rule: you only get one pessimism per case. If you were pessimistic about him getting indicted here, you’re not allowed to be pessimistic about his conviction.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:22:44pm

re: #157 Semper Fi

That’s what seething looks like.

I wonder if he’s humping a chair like he did when he was seething during the debate with the email lady

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:23:07pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:24:25pm

re: #146 Dangerman

What did you just try to do to Disney??

I think there is nothing DeSantis would like better than for Trump to hide out in Mar-a-Largo depending on DeSantis to protect him, LOL.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:24:37pm

It is a pity we cannot borrow the White Tower and use it to its fullest extent against Donald J Trump.

Please keep in mind I just finished watching Henry V (Branagh’s version)

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:24:43pm

re: #162 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder if he’s humping a chair like he did when he was seething during the debate with the email lady

Or perhaps wanting to exhume Ivana to pull her hair out by the roots again.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:25:46pm

re: #163 jaunte

Days of fucking horror.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:25:47pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:26:52pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:27:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:28:32pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:29:04pm

re: #145 Scottish Dragon

He goes right to the fascist anti-Semitic dog whistle

ftfy

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gocart mozart  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:29:27pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:29:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:30:17pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:30:19pm

re: #156 Dangerman

Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:30:41pm

re: #155 Patricia Kayden

Participation in Trump’s crimes sent him to prison. I can see why he’s babbling. 😂 😂

Fair point, but if he’s the only witness against Trump, Bragg’s case will be painfully weak.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:30:58pm

WaPo front page says it all:
washingtonpost.com

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:31:36pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:32:08pm

34 oopsies.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:32:47pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:32:59pm

I don’t usually read Drudge, but on a day like today I had to check the headline.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:34:14pm
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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:34:42pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:35:26pm

re: #171 Backwoods_Sleuth

What did Dershy do this time?

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:35:29pm

re: #184 Varek Raith

I agree and welcome back old friend. :)

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:35:44pm

re: #185 Colère Tueur de Lapin

What did Dershy do this time?

He opened his mouth.

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:36:15pm

Also, hello everyone.

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:36:21pm

re: #185 Colère Tueur de Lapin

re: #187 Nerdy Fish

Does he need to do anything else?

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EstebanTornado1963  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:36:48pm

Just woke up from a nap, did I miss anything?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:37:13pm

re: #188 Varek Raith

Also, hello everyone.

You picked an auspicious day to come back. This is all YOUR fault.

…thank you

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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:37:15pm
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Markm1960  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:38:37pm

re: #135 Barefoot Grin

…and how his indictment is bad for Biden.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:39:22pm
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Florida Panhandler  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:39:30pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

I’m glad to admit I was overly pessimistic, because I didn’t think it would even get to this point.

But this is by far the least of Trump’s crimes. Hopefully, this will start the avalanche rolling.

I also felt Trump would never see prison bars. Now, he just might. There still is hope for the US Justice System.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:40:00pm

re: #173 gocart mozart

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:41:22pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:41:33pm
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Eventual Carrion  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:41:48pm

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:42:31pm

re: #194 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Though not until 2025.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:42:39pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:43:03pm
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gocart mozart  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:43:43pm
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Dr. Matt  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:43:49pm

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:44:30pm

re: #203 gocart mozart

And very well said too. :)

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:44:54pm
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Florida Panhandler  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:45:58pm

re: #102 Patricia Kayden

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If you really want to get right wing panties in a twist as they call for Biden and Hunter to be indicted when he leaves office just merely reply “I’m OK with that if they can be found actually guilty”. That will send them into a complete meltdown.

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:46:57pm

re: #129 Patricia Kayden

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I have tears in my eyes Mr. tRump

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:47:20pm

re: #202 Crush White Nationalism

RULE OF LAW

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:49:01pm

re: #208 Eventual Carrion

I have tears in my eyes Mr. tRump

“And then then jury foreman came down with tears in his eyes and said, ‘Mr. Trump, you’re fucked.’”

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:49:35pm

re: #210 Barefoot Grin

Tears of Joy?

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:49:59pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:50:36pm

re: #200 No Malarkey!

Though not until 2025.

baby steps…

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:51:23pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:51:47pm

re: #212 jaunte

From Bea Arthur’s Maude: G-D will get him for that one.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:51:49pm

re: #214 jaunte

Oh Lawd, there are TAPES!

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:51:53pm

Republican critics of Bragg are flying blind.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:52:37pm

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:52:50pm

re: #207 Florida Panhandler

If you really want to get right wing panties in a twist as they call for Biden and Hunter to be indicted when he leaves office just merely reply “I’m OK with that if they can be found actually guilty”. That will send them into a complete meltdown.

I’d be fine with it if they could actually come up with prosecutable charges over some malfeasance while in office.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:53:08pm
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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:53:14pm

re: #217 jaunte

Republican critics of Bragg are flying blind.

There are valid reasons to criticize Bragg’s timidity in not pushing this case harder, but no one who is acting in good faith can deny that he’s crossing all the i’s and dotting all the t’s.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:55:42pm

re: #221 Nerdy Fish

There are valid reasons to criticize Bragg’s timidity in not pushing this case harder, but no one who is acting in good faith can deny that he’s crossing all the i’s and dotting all the t’s.

When you shoot the King, you better not miss.

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gocart mozart  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:56:20pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:56:43pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:57:42pm

re: #222 No Malarkey!

When you shoot the King, you better not miss.

And a fucking shot has fucking been taken, fucking finally!

May there be many more, especially from GA and the feds.

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Targetpractice  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:57:59pm

FFS, can’t you people ever schedule this shit for my days off when I”m not busy?!

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:58:32pm

re: #226 Targetpractice

I agree.

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Barefoot Grin  Mar 30, 2023 • 4:58:58pm

re: #224 (((Archangel1)))

I love this. Trump was the original “Obama is not an American” racist. Fuck that guy.

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:01:00pm

re: #226 Targetpractice

FFS, can’t you people ever schedule this shit for my days off when I”m not busy?!

*Checks future*
No.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:01:15pm

re: #229 Varek Raith

*Checks future*
No.

“Reply hazy. Try again later.”

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Targetpractice  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:04:33pm

I swear, it was just yesterday that I was being assured by MAGAts that Bragg was putting things on hold for a month because not only was the grand jury refusing to indict, but that he was in danger of being charged himself with prosecutorial misconduct and Trump totally cleared.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:04:47pm

re: #231 Targetpractice

I swear, it was just yesterday that I was being assured by MAGAts that Bragg was putting things on hold for a month because not only was the grand jury refusing to indict, but that he was in danger of being charged himself with prosecutorial misconduct and Trump totally cleared.

It was just yesterday.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:04:49pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:05:29pm

re: #179 jaunte

34 counts in the indictment could be juicy. My hope is that this is a structuring situation, where a single large hush money payment was broken up into many smaller pieces to evade the laws requiring reporting of large financial transactions.

What’s nice about structuring is that it is dead easy to prove, is illegal in its own right, and tends to be viewed as inherently admitting criminal intent.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:06:06pm
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Semper Fi  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:06:26pm

re: #224 (((Archangel1)))

I wonder, for Trump’s mug shot during indictment, will he give the camera his Il Duce pose or will it be the seething look.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:06:34pm

re: #235 jaunte

Blow that dogwhistle a little harder, why don’t ya?

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:07:41pm

re: #236 Semper Fi

What’s his version of “Blue Steel?”
Maybe “Orange Talc.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:09:50pm
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Targetpractice  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:11:18pm

re: #235 jaunte

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I tuned over to listen in on the screaming fits and all I can say is that they are fellating the shrunken mushroom so that there’s a very real danger of Trump’s dick being ripped off by the suction.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:11:24pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:12:02pm

Lost in all the frenzy over TFG’s indictment is that Turkey finally ratified Finland’s request for NATO membership, meaning all 30 NATO members have now done.
As I wrote earlier, today really is a bad day for dictators and a good day for democracy!

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:12:26pm

re: #240 Targetpractice

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:12:43pm

re: #242 (((Archangel1)))

Now that is great news. :)

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:13:11pm
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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:14:01pm

re: #240 Targetpractice

I tuned over to listen in on the screaming fits and all I can say is that if they are fellating the shrunken mushroom so that there’s a very real danger of Trump’s dick being ripped off by the suction.

There’s only one word for situations like this: “degloved”.

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Cheechako  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:14:09pm

So, for his mug shot, will he be in an orange jail suit or in a suit. I guess it doesn’t matter as any mug shot in a suit will be Photoshopped to an orange jump suit.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:14:13pm

Trump isn’t going to jail for this.

But the other shit looming on the horizon could be a different story.

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Targetpractice  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:15:02pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

Trump isn’t going to jail for this.

But the other shit looming on the horizon could be a different story.

My only hope is that, after today, the other prosecutors finally feel free to drop their own indictments now that the race to be “first” has finally finished.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:15:03pm

Cameron is such a tool

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:15:07pm

re: #248 Charles Johnson

Trump isn’t going to jail for this.

But the other shit looming on the horizon could be a different story.

The most important thing is this: Something actually happened. This might not be much, and conviction is no guarantee. But something finally, actually happened. It’s not all just talk and bluster.

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:16:29pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:16:51pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:17:46pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:18:05pm
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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:18:10pm

re: #254 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bruh.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:18:27pm

Unbelievable none of y’all have posted this song.

Celebration

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:19:03pm
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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:20:14pm

re: #156 Dangerman

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:20:32pm
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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:20:37pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:21:23pm

re: #232 Nerdy Fish

It was just yesterday.

Life comes at you fast.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:21:44pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:21:47pm

re: #241 Backwoods_Sleuth

Is Turkey still holding up Sweden?

Edit: responded to wrong comment. Sorry!

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:22:24pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:22:27pm

re: #257 teleskiguy

I prefer Ode to Joy. :)

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:22:57pm
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No Malarkey!  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:23:05pm

re: #247 Cheechako

So, for his mug shot, will he be in an orange jail suit or in a suit. I guess it doesn’t matter as any mug shot in a suit will be Photoshopped to an orange jump suit.

He will be in a suit.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:23:29pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:24:56pm

Off the indicate topic, but this infographic of advertisers leaving Twitter rivals the chart of Napoleon’s army retreating from Moscow.

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:26:59pm

re: #224 (((Archangel1)))

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The DA’s office should refuse to read them to him because of recent Supreme Court rulings.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:27:49pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:29:50pm

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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:30:02pm
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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:31:16pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:31:55pm
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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:33:24pm

Ugh. We go from something somewhat sane and rational - “Calls to hold the debt ceiling hostage for cuts in Social Security are stupid; Social Security is our money” - to the utterly bonkers - “We need to arm students and teachers; why, in 1973, the students and teachers stood guard over a school with the guns they had in their trucks, and a shooter that threatened the school never showed up.” Sigh.

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Teukka  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:34:56pm
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EstebanTornado1963  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:35:54pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:36:39pm

re: #279 EstebanTornado1963

Yes. She did. :)

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:37:31pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:38:03pm
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Unabogie  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:38:36pm

I love Emptywheel, but bmaz over there is just insufferable when it comes to any prosecutions of Trump.

Fani Willis? “Corrupt hack”
Alvin Bragg? “Corrupt hack”

All of them “climbers”

None of these prosecutions are “valid”

If you disagree, then you care more about petty grievances than “the law”

Anyway, three words for Donnie:

LOCK. HIM. UP.

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:39:52pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:40:03pm

That’s an upset dummy that hasn’t accepted that it’s over.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:42:39pm
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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:45:33pm

I thought you might enjoy this statement on my bank’s website:

First National Bank Texas and our affiliates First Convenience Bank and First Heroes National Bank (FNBT) are strong, proven and stable community banks. We have over one million customers, with 94% of our customers’ deposits fully insured by the FDIC up to $250,000 per depositor.

As a well-capitalized community bank, FNBT has significant levels of stable and available liquidity. This means we can provide our customers access to their funds when needed and continue to loan money to serve our customers. We appreciate the confidence that you have placed in us and look forward to continuing to serve you, just as we have since 1901.

They’re an east Texas regional bank.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:47:07pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:47:27pm
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EstebanTornado1963  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:47:48pm

The email lady is having fun tonight.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:47:59pm

re: #290 EstebanTornado1963

The email lady is having fun tonight.

Spoof account.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:50:05pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:56:25pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:56:41pm

Snow squall moving through now. Visibility reduced to 1/4 mile. The winter that never ends.

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EPR-radar  Mar 30, 2023 • 5:58:53pm

re: #293 Crush White Nationalism

It is as natural for the hard right to be anti-semitic as it is for pig to roll around in mud.

It was always inevitable that the hard right would return to its eternal anti-semitism after enough time had passed since the Holocaust.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:00:32pm

re: #281 Captain Ron

The WBD merger put the new company in deep debt so they are looking at that sweet cash stream that FoxNews gets… and want it.

WBD is not going to get it unless they go full wingnut.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:01:12pm

re: #290 EstebanTornado1963

The email lady is having fun tonight.

Is that her real account? It seems like a fake.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:02:04pm

re: #290 EstebanTornado1963

This is not Hillary Clinton’s Twitter.

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Charles Johnson  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:02:27pm

The baseball bat/Alvin Bragg photo was not created by Trump or his people, it was the social media image that came from the site to which he posted a link. It’s automatically added to the post on social media sites.

I know, it’s a pedantic point, but this is the kind of shit that comes up in trials when lawyers are looking for anything that makes their client look less guilty.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:02:29pm

re: #297 The Pie Overlord!

Is that her real account? It seems like a fake.

“C eleven T O N”

So yes. Fake but accurate.

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Targetpractice  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:03:13pm

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:03:16pm

re: #294 teleskiguy

Snow squall moving through now. Visibility reduced to 1/4 mile. The winter that never ends.

As opposed to my neck of the woods which had no measurable snow this winter.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:04:07pm

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:05:09pm

re: #116 EPR-radar

“Jabba the Hutt clone stuffed into a human skin suit” is a mouthful.

More like Pizza The Hut!

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:05:35pm

re: #302 Varek Raith

As opposed to my neck of the woods which had no measurable snow this winter.

The hills and mountains that are 2,000 ft. above me (I’m on the valley floor) have 6-8 feet of snow on the ground right now.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:06:06pm

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:06:56pm

Tomorrow’s Wordle forgot to start the timer, so the toasted cheese sandwich was a bit crisp.

Tee and fairway shots were pretty poor. Kinda relieved to wrangle the par.

Wordle 650 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

A game of extremes.

SibData: 2,3,4,6

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:07:20pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:08:53pm

re: #308 Patricia Kayden

Funny thing about that Twitter account. It pays Elon $8/month for Twitter Blue.

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:11:55pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:13:08pm

Jim Jordan soliciting right wing terrorism from the official House Judiciary Committee twitter account. Perfectly normal.

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:13:15pm

re: #98 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I think he is a flight risk. The Secret Service will be watching very closely but he could conceivably give them the slip and be on his way to Anadyr before NY can respond.

Not until after the election

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:14:19pm

you know who else was arrested the week before Easter?

I’m just waiting for a re-run of this with his lard ass in the saddle…

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mmmirele  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:14:21pm

I fell asleep (afternoon nap), so I missed the hot off the press news about the Mango Menace. But more importantly to me, I am going to meet a bonded pair of tabby cats on Saturday morning with a view towards adopting them. They’re about a year old.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:15:40pm

re: #314 mmmirele

I fell asleep (afternoon nap), so I missed the hot off the press news about the Mango Menace. But more importantly to me, I am going to meet a bonded pair of tabby cats on Saturday morning with a view towards adopting them. They’re about a year old.

Kitties are much better news than the indicated.

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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:15:46pm
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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:15:52pm

...

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:19:33pm

Holy shit

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Teukka  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:21:28pm

re: #278 Teukka

Chaser:

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:23:48pm

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Scottish Dragon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:24:25pm
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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:26:21pm

re: #292 Crush White Nationalism

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:26:23pm

Yeah we did, and our prayers have just been answered.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:28:52pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:31:07pm

re: #321 Scottish Dragon

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:33:05pm

re: #323 The Pie Overlord!

Yeah we did, and our prayers have just been answered.

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:37:27pm
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Teukka  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:40:57pm
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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:43:40pm

I took this with my iPhone Xr on Tuesday.

Mastodon

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:44:23pm

rushre: #328 Teukka

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:47:29pm

30+ counts you say?
Intriguing.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:47:29pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:50:17pm

MTG says the gloves are off. Do you mean to say we are finally going to get her fingerprints?

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:50:44pm

you got 34 counts and what do you get
Rupert Fucking Murdoch breaking out in a sweat
‘cause Fani is next gonna call at Trump’s door
They’ll lock Trump up and sentence him more…

Donald Trump indictment is a massive 34 counts

alternet.org

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:51:13pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:53:10pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:56:58pm

Hoo boy.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:58:31pm
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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 6:59:58pm

Lindsey Graham looks worried.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:01:34pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:03:38pm

re: #340 Crush White Nationalism

And keep your clothes MTG. We do not need to see the rest of you. Pass the Brain Bleach.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:03:52pm

re: #331 Varek Raith

30+ counts you say?
Intriguing.

IIRC, last week I commented that the grand jury better have more than a single indictment on the Daniels hush-money, as if there was only that then it would not be worth the effort.

Seems the DA uncovered a habit of lawbreaking?

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:05:26pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:07:04pm

re: #343 Crush White Nationalism

Stuff it McCarthy.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:07:22pm
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PhillyPretzel  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:08:04pm

re: #345 Crush White Nationalism

Jim Shorts you are next.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:08:11pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:09:16pm

Firefly has some problems with simple requests:

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Florida Panhandler  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:09:47pm

re: #339 jaunte

Lindsey Graham looks worried.

The continued nasty (really nasty) rumor that Trump has had something big hanging off of Lindsey Graham will come out through all this, rest assured. And it will probably mean prison for him too.

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Cheechako  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:10:28pm

If there are 34 Counts in the Indictment, are all the Counts against TFG? Could some of the counts be against other individuals?

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:11:07pm

re: #349 Florida Panhandler

The continued nasty (really nasty) rumor that Trump has had something big hanging off of Lindsey Graham will come out through all this, rest assured. And it will probably mean prison for him too.

Oh I doubt it’s…thaaaaaaaaaaaat big…😈

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:11:13pm

re: #348 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Firefly has some problems with simple requests:

[Embedded content]

Some say problems. Some say genius design of new types of horns.
OK, most say problems.

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:14:31pm
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danarchy  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:16:44pm

re: #350 Cheechako

If there are 34 Counts in the Indictment, are all the Counts against TFG? Could some of the counts be against other individuals?

There was someone on CNN who said it was a seperate charge for every false business document filed all related to the Stormy Daniels thing.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:17:44pm

This looks like a job for…

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:17:55pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:19:05pm

Perfect:

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:20:15pm

re: #356 DodgerFan1988

Blago’s forehead tattoo from prison must really be embarrassing.

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:21:19pm

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:21:30pm

re: #356 DodgerFan1988

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:22:00pm

re: #337 Crush White Nationalism

Hoo boy.

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So, is Ligaya a Russian or Chinese bot?

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:23:18pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:24:56pm

We got a bit over 9/10ths inch of rain… not bad for this time of year.

We are at double our long term average.

The loquats are happy, the birds are singing (and eating the loquats.)

I am cold because it’s too damn cold outside.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:26:56pm

re: #358 jaunte

Blago’s forehead tattoo from prison must really be embarrassing.

Comb the hair low, and a little makeup, and he’s fine.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:29:25pm

re: #361 The Pie Overlord!

So, is Ligaya a Russian or Chinese bot?

[Embedded content]

Or an angry drunk American that has been drinking for about 50 years.
If she’s a paid foreign bot, someone is very bad at their job.

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TedStriker  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:31:04pm

re: #239 Backwoods_Sleuth

Well, Trump’s not very nutritionally sound… full of grease and bile.

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:32:29pm

re: #356 DodgerFan1988

Speaking of blasts from the past….
ROFLCOPTER.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:32:38pm

so what’s the truth about Soros and Bragg. Did Soros donate money? Don’t need more antisemitism in my life, but here we are.

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sagehen  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:34:41pm

re: #354 danarchy

There was someone on CNN who said it was a seperate charge for every false business document filed all related to the Stormy Daniels thing.

34 counts probably isn’t all about Stormy.

What about over-valuing property to get loans against it, then under-valuing it for tax assessments? That’s false business documents.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:40:07pm

What Trump and his raging supporters sound like to me.

Those are actually really terrible daleks, but they do give the general impression of “dalek.”

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:41:20pm

I’m not a big fan of shows like Downtown Abbey, but my favorite part of the first movie is how the palace staff is no match for the Abbey’s.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:44:27pm

re: #270 jaunte

Off the indicate topic, but this infographic of advertisers leaving Twitter rivals the chart of Napoleon’s army retreating from Moscow.

One of the greatest pictoral representations in map form ever.

Flow Map of Napoleon’s Invasion of Russia

Napoleon gets his butt kicked.

This map, drawn by French engineer Charles Joseph Minard, shows Napoleon’s disastrous invasion of Russia in 1812, three years before the Battle of Waterloo.

Click here to see a larger version.

The orange and black columns crossing the map show the French Grande Armée on its march to and from Moscow. The width of the column shows the size of the army - ever-shrinking as thousands of Napoleon’s soldiers died of disease, cold, starvation and Russian attacks. This image brilliantly displays the devastation of Napoleon’s army over the winter of 1812-13. It has been called “the best statistical graph ever drawn”.

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William Lewis  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:46:09pm

re: #370 Crush White Nationalism

What Trump and his raging supporters sound like to me.

[Embedded content]

Those are actually really terrible daleks, but they do give the general impression of “dalek.”

That should be Davros with the Trump hair in front of the Daleks with Erik, Jr & Ivanka’s faces LOL!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:49:41pm

re: #373 William Lewis

That should be Davros with the Trump hair in front of the Daleks with Erik, Jr & Ivanka’s faces LOL!

That went oddly.

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:51:03pm

re: #374 Crush White Nationalism

That went oddly.

[Embedded content]

Officer? This man right here.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:52:20pm

re: #375 Varek Raith

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:53:48pm
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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:54:37pm

This is how AI will destroy us. :D

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 7:59:38pm

I call #376 Trump and his jailers at Tyco Prison 1.

We’re going to have a prisoner too vile to keep on Earth.

It will be #2 in my first series of NFTs. Don’t you dare right-click and save.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:02:10pm

I’m assuming that when the orange blob is formally indicted, the judge will muzzle him with a gag order.

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:02:18pm

From a former classmate:

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:02:34pm

re: #379 Crush White Nationalism

I call #376 Trump and his jailers at Tyco Prison 1.

We’re going to have a prisoner too vile to keep on Earth.

It will be #2 in my first series of NFTs. Don’t you dare right-click and save.

Then we need to do the Xenu thing and lock Trump up in a cell powered by an eternal battery…

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:12:23pm

History.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:15:45pm

re: #250 Backwoods_Sleuth

Cameron is such a tool

[Embedded content]

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:19:29pm

re: #383 jaunte

History.

“TRUMP INDICTED: Why this is bad news for President Biden.”

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:20:50pm

CW: absolutely filthy language

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The Pie Overlord!  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:28:07pm

They all have their talking point and it is SOROS.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:29:31pm

re: #387 The Pie Overlord!

If anything happens to Soros, who is the Fox-designated second in command of all leftist iniquity?

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Unabogie  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:29:32pm

It’s the JOOZ that made them indict Trump!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:31:25pm

re: #387 The Pie Overlord!

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:32:11pm

He’s still out there criming away.

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:32:47pm

Here’s what the eyeballs were for:

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Kilroy was here  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:33:28pm

youtube.com
another version…

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:34:50pm
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Unabogie  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:34:56pm

re: #392 jaunte

If they can come for him, how long until they come for me?

Who among us hasn’t committed dozens of felonies?

Checkmate, libtards!

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:37:04pm

re: #387 The Pie Overlord!

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Dangerman  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:42:24pm

re: #164 No Malarkey!

I think there is nothing DeSantis would like better than for Trump to hide out in Mar-a-Largo depending on DeSantis to protect him, LOL.

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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:43:31pm

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jaunte  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:45:44pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:46:33pm

re: #348 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Firefly has some problems with simple requests:

In fairness it seems most AI can’t do musical instruments right. Case in point, exhibits from a FB friend’s attempt to make brochures (and these are some of the best ones):


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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:46:50pm

re: #388 jaunte

If anything happens to Soros, who is the Fox-designated second in command of all leftist iniquity?

Oh they’ll find another boogeyman. They always do.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:51:48pm

re: #400 (((Archangel1)))

If you want something freaky, AI is great, but it is going to screw you up if you depend on it to always deliver something usable for business.

403
piratedan  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:51:49pm

re: #388 jaunte

my guess would be Hillary Rodham Clinton, after all the work they’ve done lying about her, it would seem to be a no brainer.

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:54:50pm

re: #403 piratedan

my guess would be Hillary Rodham Clinton, after all the work they’ve done lying about her, it would seem to be a no brainer.

We’ll get to see if the next target for their conspiracy theories is Jewish when Soros dies. I’ll be a little surprised if it’s not.

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:55:34pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:55:59pm

re: #401 Joe Bacon

Oh they’ll find another boogeyman. They always do.

Couldn’t they revive Saul Alinsky? Wasn’t he the go-to radical for years — just because he died 50 years ago that doesn’t mean they couldn’t try to blame him.

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Captain Ron  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:56:42pm
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darthstar  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:58:07pm

Okay, so between a busy day at work and an Xfinity outage at home I haven’t been able to keep up with the reaction to fuckhead von clownstick’s indictment…anything interesting happen in the last six or so hours?

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Joe Bacon  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:59:08pm

re: #406 Hecuba’s daughter

Couldn’t they revive Saul Alinsky? Wasn’t he the go-to radical for years — just because he died 50 years ago that doesn’t mean they couldn’t try to blame him.

And what is so ironic about Alinsky was when the Koch’s Freedom Jerks used Alinksy’s manual when they were training the teabaggers in 2010.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:59:18pm

re: #362 jaunte

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Crush White Nationalism  Mar 30, 2023 • 8:59:45pm

re: #405 Captain Ron

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teleskiguy  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:11:15pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:25:30pm

and now to sleep
perchance to dream of indictments of future
Peace

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Varek Raith  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:27:58pm

Good night.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:36:21pm

Come on, you know you want to do it
In your best Count von Count voice :
” One count of financial fraud.
Two counts of financial fraud.
Three counts of financial fraud…”

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:39:17pm

So, Trump’s been indicted on 34 counts? What glorious news to wake up to here in Europe.

Also, given Trump’s well-known proclivity for witness intimidation, it seems entirely plausible that the judge will hit him with a gag order - and I’d say there’s a 99.95% chance Trump would promptly violate that order because he’s basically incapable of keeping his fucking mouth shut, and to enforce it would most likely require revoking his bail.

So maybe Trump really will see the inside of a jail cell…and sooner rather than later.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:56:16pm

re: #405 Captain Ron

Cruz is desperate to flame an anti-Asian movement because all he has is getting the bigots on his side.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 9:57:42pm

re: #400 (((Archangel1)))

Currently the only reliable way to get an AI to give a reasonable image for many items is to start with a stock image and have the AI modify it.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:13:15pm

The same Republicans who wanted Brittney Griner to rot in a Russian gulag because she “broke the law,” don’t believe the law don’t apply to Trump.

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:13:34pm

HA:

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:13:45pm

re: #400 (((Archangel1)))

Best I can do for a woodwind:

And that is starting with an image of Benny Goodman.

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BlueSpotinAL  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:17:20pm

re: #217 jaunte

Republican critics of Bragg are flying blind.

Fixed that for you.

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Belafon  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:18:21pm

re: #405 Captain Ron

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sagehen  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:20:35pm

re: #388 jaunte

If anything happens to Soros, who is the Fox-designated second in command of all leftist iniquity?

Bloomberg, maybe?

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retired cynic  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:24:47pm

re: #424 sagehen

Someone above said, “Hillary”, and I expect that’s right.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:26:05pm

re: #362 jaunte

re: #410 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:34:35pm

re: #426 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

LOL.

On an interesting side note, I was at my local shopping center earlier this week, and they of course have a McDonald’s location in the food court. Surprisingly, the Filet-O-Fish sandwich is a hidden menu item - you have to specifically ask for it.

I didn’t bother to ask why that is, however. Maybe it’s a menu item that’s not popular here in Ostrava.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 30, 2023 • 10:43:21pm

re: #427 Dr Lizardo

LOL.

On an interesting side note, I was at my local shopping center earlier this week, and they of course have a McDonald’s location in the food court. Surprisingly, the Filet-O-Fish sandwich is a hidden menu item - you have to specifically ask for it.

I didn’t bother to ask why that is, however. Maybe it’s a menu item that’s not popular here in Ostrava.

Maybe it because of how it translates. Loaded filet of fish into google translator and it’s translation essentially sounds like “filets rib”. Maybe to close to McRib for Mickey D’s branding department

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 31, 2023 • 4:23:14am

re: #289 jaunte

He never had to back down since he never stood up for me to begin with.

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Florida Panhandler  Mar 31, 2023 • 5:08:30am

re: #406 Hecuba’s daughter

Couldn’t they revive Saul Alinsky? Wasn’t he the go-to radical for years — just because he died 50 years ago that doesn’t mean they couldn’t try to blame him.

Social media. And the new Jews are China Communist Party who owns all the social media.


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