Lawrence: “The Weather”

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There’s a fire in L.A
And since you moved there back in May
I wonder, should I call to see if you’re alright?
Yeah, you’re a million miles away
But I still think of you each day
And hope the weather doesn’t keep you cold at night

Director: Taylor Meacham @magicmeach
Story: Gracie Lawrence @lawrencetheband @gracie
Producer: Christina Tontisakis @themediaconglomerate
DP: Tyler Weinberger @tboogs
1st AC: Michael Justin @mikescottjustin
Key Grip: Michael Rosner-Hyman @michaelrosnerhyman
Gaffer: Ilya Chegodar
Hair: Maxine Christians @maxine_christinas
VFX: Cooper Vacheron @coopvchrn
2D Animation: Taylor Meacham
Color: Robbie Renfrow @robbiecolor
PA: Keon Park @guno_park
Sound Designer: Chris Battaglia @riddlr

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232 comments
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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 7:44:36pm
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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 7:57:33pm
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Jay C  May 26, 2023 • 8:22:28pm

re: #2 Belafon

NB: this is a pic of the Texas House, and those voluminous docs are the impeachment Articles against AG Ken Paxton.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 26, 2023 • 8:28:29pm

So is Kennyboy’s wife going to sit at the trial since she’s a state senator or will she boycott to throw a monkey wrench into the works?

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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 8:34:19pm

Someone else may have pointed this out, but that famous whistleblower that won’t testify in front of the senate was whistleblowing now because of things that happened in 2020.

The most notable aspect of Shapley’s complaints is that every bit of it is procedural. He complains that he saw “deviations from the normal process” of the investigation, and a series of “irregularities.” In particular, Shapley complained that following a meeting last October in which he argued with attorneys from the Justice Department’s tax division, he was left out of some follow-up meetings. Not a single detail, statistic, or example was provided to support the idea that there was actually anything wrong with Hunter Biden’s taxes. Everything under discussion appears to be one member of the IRS who didn’t like how other people in the FBI—his own agency—and the Department of Justice were doing their jobs.

But in all of this, the one thing that both Republicans in the House and media outlets seem to be overlooking is timing. Shapley filed his complaint in the summer of 2020. It’s the Trump Justice Department, the Trump FBI, and the Trump IRS he’s complaining about.

dailykos.com

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ckkatz  May 26, 2023 • 8:58:53pm

Harry Styles - As It Was (Official Video)

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:03:29pm

It’s Memorial Day weekend, one of the busiest days of the summer tourism season, so of course a person shows up in the dead of the night to say that her family made a spur of the moment decision to drive 2 hours from their original destination so their kids could spend a day at the beach and now are in search of a room for themselves and their gaggle of crotch fruit.

Good f’n luck.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 9:10:14pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 9:16:51pm

re: #2 Belafon

I’d put money on any protestors showing up bringing guns.

Texas AG Ken Paxton invites supporters to rally at state Capitol to protest vote to impeach
(Associated Press, posted in Eastern Time Zone so it’s in the future to me, May 27, 2023)

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on Friday urged his supporters to protest at the state Capitol when Republicans in the House of Representatives take up historic impeachment proceedings that threaten to oust him.

The House has set a Saturday vote to consider impeaching Paxton and suspending him from office over allegations of bribery, unfitness for office and abuse of public trust — just some of the accusations that have trailed him for most of his three terms.

Paxton, a 60-year-old Republican, decried the impeachment proceedings as “political theater” that will “inflict lasting damage on the Texas House,” adding to his earlier claims that it’s an effort to disenfranchise the voters who returned him to office in November.

“I want to invite my fellow citizens and friends to peacefully come let their voices be heard at the Capitol tomorrow,” he said at a news conference, without taking any questions. “Exercise your right to petition your government.”

The request echoes former President Donald Trump’s call for people to protest his electoral defeat on Jan. 6, 2021, when a mob violently stormed the U.S. Capitol in Washington. Paxton, who spoke at the rally that preceded that insurrection, called his supporters to the Texas Capitol on a day when the governor is supposed to deliver a Memorial Day address to lawmakers.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:20:53pm

re: #9 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’d put money on any protestors showing up bringing guns.

Texas AG Ken Paxton invites supporters to rally at state Capitol to protest vote to impeach
(Associated Press, posted in Eastern Time Zone so it’s in the future to me, May 27, 2023)

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I think what has him scared is not the thought of impeachment, because he probably figures he has enough friends to bail his ass out in the end. It’s the danger of being suspended from office during the proceedings, allowing investigators to look things over without him there to interfere.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 9:20:56pm

re: #8 teleskiguy

This shit came out 11 years ago. I’ve seen “Flight” three times in my life.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 9:22:43pm

It’s hard to watch. Being an alcoholic and all…

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Hecuba's daughter  May 26, 2023 • 9:26:47pm

From downstairs:

Is there any evidence to support this assertion? Would more access to mail-in ballots have made a difference in Texas?

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:28:57pm

re: #13 Hecuba’s daughter

From downstairs:

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Is there any evidence to support this assertion? Would more access to mail-in ballots have made a difference in Texas?

Perhaps, but this seems more like Paxton trying to make the case for why MAGAts should rush out to defend him from facing accountability. The idea that he’s a valuable ally and they can’t afford to lose him before next year.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 26, 2023 • 9:34:38pm

re: #14 Targetpractice

Perhaps, but this seems more like Paxton trying to make the case for why MAGAts should rush out to defend him from facing accountability. The idea that he’s a valuable ally and they can’t afford to lose him before next year.

I agree — obviously he wants the MAGAts on his side. As to what effect he had on the election, Trump won by nine percent, and it’s not entirely clear which party benefits from mail-in votes anyway.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 9:43:30pm

LOL

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 9:47:13pm

Conservative antisemitism and racism in Australia:

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:47:25pm

re: #16 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

LOL

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“Key life milestones” according to…whom?

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:50:11pm

re: #17 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Conservative antisemitism and racism in Australia:

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That’s the kinda person who has whined “NOBODY IN MY FAMILY HAS EVER OWNED SLAVES!!!” at least once in their life.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 9:50:50pm

LOL (0:30)

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jeffreyw  May 26, 2023 • 9:50:52pm

Mastodon

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 9:51:30pm

re: #21 jeffreyw

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A modest proposal.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 9:57:03pm

re: #18 Targetpractice

“Key life milestones” according to…whom?

Lee Strobel is an atheist-turned-wingnut Christian and former investigative law journalist at the Chicago Tribune. Since age twenty-nine he’s been a pastor in several wingnut churches. He is also a writer of Christian apologetics books.

Amongst other claims he’s made is you could prove the existence of Jesus in a court-of-law.

He holds an MSL from Yale and an honorary PhD in Christian Apologetics from Southern Evangelical Seminary.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 10:00:26pm

re: #23 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Lee Strobel is an atheist-turned-wingnut Christian and former investigative law journalist at the Chicago Tribune. Since age twenty-nine he’s been a pastor in several wingnut churches. He is also a writer of Christian apologetics books.

Amongst other claims he’s made is you could prove the existence of Jesus in a court-of-law.

He holds an MSL from Yale and an honorary PhD in Christian Apologetics from Southern Evangelical Seminary.

IOW the sort of asshat who should have gotten sick years ago hearing that Millenials are “ruining America” because they failed to live the drug-fueled, consequence-free young adult lives their parents enjoyed and then transition into the “house, 2 cars & 2 kids” lifestyle by age 25.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:06:58pm

The LGF Lizards kept the karma right at 22!

This fuckin’ place, man…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 10:07:00pm

re: #24 Targetpractice

IOW the sort of asshat who should have gotten sick years ago hearing that Millenials are “ruining America” because they failed to live the drug-fueled, consequence-free young adult lives their parents enjoyed and then transition into the “house, 2 cars & 2 kids” lifestyle by age 25.

Strobel is trying to break Henry Kissinger’s record for ageing douchecanoes.

He ignores such things as rising expenses versus stagnating wages, and other things which might cause people to consider delaying marriage and children (or not marrying or having children at all).

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sagehen  May 26, 2023 • 10:10:13pm

He also doesn’t remember that all those 1950’s housewives were addicted to Valium.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 10:14:06pm

re: #26 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Strobel is trying to break Henry Kissinger’s record for ageing douchecanoes.

He ignores such things as rising expenses versus stagnating wages, and other things which might cause people to consider delaying marriage and children (or not marrying or having children at all).

American conservatism these days is effectively a cargo cult, absolutely convinced that there is some long-lost idealized past that they can replicate if they just get everybody making the right noises and saying the right things. The idea that the past they desire to return to only existed due to factors that simply cannot be recreated is rejected outright because most are living in a constant haze of nostalgic bliss and the amnesia that robs us of all but the most pleasant details as we age.

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Captain Ron  May 26, 2023 • 10:17:08pm
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Dr Lizardo  May 26, 2023 • 10:17:33pm

re: #27 sagehen

He also doesn’t remember that all those 1950’s housewives were addicted to Valium.

Or alcoholics.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:18:31pm

re: #21 jeffreyw

You are my GO-TO source for the finest Dad jokes. The hand-in-a-blender joke has been my GO-TO with lifties. They ❤️ it!

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Captain Ron  May 26, 2023 • 10:19:45pm

I’ve got a new dispensary and I love their 10% senior discount (15% on Sundays) I overbought and now have a stash that will last until September.

YouTube

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 10:21:18pm

re: #32 Captain Ron

I’ve got a new dispensary and I love their 10% senior discount (15% on Sundays) I overbought and now have a stash that will last until September.

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Video

Sublime - Smoke Two Joints

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jeffreyw  May 26, 2023 • 10:22:47pm

re: #31 teleskiguy

You are my GO-TO source for the finest Dad jokes. The hand-in-a-blender joke has been my GO-TO with lifties. They ❤️ it!

After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
I needed a running start, but I did it by like 2 inches!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 10:29:15pm

A takedown of wingnut Julie Green’s “prophecies.” Green was the official “Campaign Prophet” of Doug Mastriano (R-Loser). Owen Morgan is having fun with all her failed predictions about Donald Trump (and the fact she puts herself in the position of “mouthpiece of God”).

[21:33]

Trump Prophet Keeps Getting Prophecies Wrong…

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:29:24pm

re: #34 jeffreyw

Your Dad Joke vault is deep. You post here at LGF DAILY a certified Dad Joke. I have posted many of your Dad Jokes to my Facebook and I get awesome replies from people who normally think of me as a hippy ski bum weirdo.

Jeffrey, I love you , man! ❤️

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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 10:30:12pm

re: #9 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’d put money on any protestors showing up bringing guns.

Texas AG Ken Paxton invites supporters to rally at state Capitol to protest vote to impeach
(Associated Press, posted in Eastern Time Zone so it’s in the future to me, May 27, 2023)

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Though I would also guess the crowd will consist of five people.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 10:32:44pm

re: #37 Belafon

Though I would also guess the crowd will consist of five people.

More reporters than protestors, as per usual.

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jeffreyw  May 26, 2023 • 10:34:14pm

re: #36 teleskiguy

Your Dad Joke vault is deep. You post here at LGF DAILY a certified Dad Joke. I have posted many of your Dad Jokes to my Facebook and I get awesome replies from people who normally think of me as a hippy ski bum weirdo.

Jeffrey, I love you , man! ❤️

Did you hear about the hippy who loved nature so much he married a river?
Mrs Hippy.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 10:39:32pm

MAGAts only ever show up if they’re expecting a large number of liberals in attendance to verbally (and possibly physically) abuse. If they know they’re the only ones who will be there, most will just skip it and the ones who do show so because they’ve nothing better to do.

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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 10:44:11pm

An interesting fact about the fish that was posted here earlier (typo says fender instead of gender):

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:44:13pm

re: #39 jeffreyw

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Belafon  May 26, 2023 • 10:48:19pm

re: #39 jeffreyw

The people who spend too much time with rivers can be pretty dark:

River

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:54:06pm

I was at a memorial service today for a dude I knew who died in the river. Hundreds of people showed up. We got rained on.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 10:57:04pm

re: #44 teleskiguy

I’m sorry for the loss of your friend. Be sure to take care of yourself.

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teleskiguy  May 26, 2023 • 10:59:56pm

re: #45 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

I’m okay. The memorial service was more uplifting than I thought. Lots of hugs. And I found myself laughing equally as I was crying.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:02:42pm

re: #46 teleskiguy

I’m okay. The memorial service was more uplifting than I thought. Lots of hugs. And I found myself laughing equally as I was crying.

That sounds like the way a memorial service should go: bringing up vignettes of the person’s life which carry good memories forward.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:33:36pm

(1:09)

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Dr Lizardo  May 26, 2023 • 11:45:18pm

re: #48 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is what untreated mental illness looks like. Thinking that dreams are some kind of message from the Big Kahuna himself.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:47:17pm

re: #49 Dr Lizardo

This is what untreated mental illness looks like. Thinking that dreams are some kind of message from the Big Kahuna himself.

It’s okay if it’s the majority religion though. If this guy was a Muslim, the cops would be piling on with nightsticks.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:47:25pm

Someone seems insecure.

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Targetpractice  May 26, 2023 • 11:50:21pm

re: #51 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Someone seems insecure.

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FFS, is that some Birch Society leftover from the 60s?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:57:41pm

re: #52 Targetpractice

FFS, is that some Birch Society leftover from the 60s?

That and Rev. Pat Robertson.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 26, 2023 • 11:57:55pm

Yeah, about that.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:08:48am
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Targetpractice  May 27, 2023 • 12:09:17am

re: #54 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yeah, about that.

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The “Fuck your Feelings” crowd don’t know how to deal with a world where nobody gives a fuck about their feelings.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:10:40am

Christmas tree bill in the Texas Legislature.

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sagehen  May 27, 2023 • 12:14:04am

re: #51 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Someone seems insecure.

Isn’t that a Jerry Falwell quote?

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sagehen  May 27, 2023 • 12:16:30am

re: #54 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Yeah, about that.

Reality has a well-known liberal bias - Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:19:49am

The Texas House of Representatives adjourned before taking up the modified House Bill 890 (the so-called Parental Rights bill, sponsored by eleven Republicans and one Democrat). The Texas Senate tacked on their “don’t say gay” amendment.

The bill has failed due to the expiry of the legislative session.

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A Three Hour Tour  May 27, 2023 • 12:20:28am

re: #58 sagehen

Isn’t that a Jerry Falwell quote?

Pat Robertson.

It’s easy to get those evil Virginia preachers mixed up.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:23:24am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:32:11am

Thank you Mr. Johnson for the Lawrence video above. I’m not a fan of much of their music but I really like this song.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:32:47am

Seeing Red Nebraska endorses a contributor to Little Green Footballs.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:44:44am

To safeguard their hate bills, the GOP in the Unicameral now wants to end the legislative session early, to prevent veto overrides.

In comes the conservative and Christian hate against Sen. Megan Hunt (I-District 8, West Omaha)

A motion to adjourn or end a legislative session cannot be debated under the rules of the Unicameral.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:53:45am

On the bill to slash public education funds to give money to Christian schools in Nebraska.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 12:56:37am

My moran state senator’s bill advances.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 1:10:36am

AltEn is a former ethanol plant near Lincoln, Nebraska.

They purchased old corn seed to convert to ethanol. The law is clear that ethanol plants cannot use corn which is contaminated with pesticides, because the “wet cake” (waste) is stored outside before it’s picked up for other uses like livestock feed.

AltEn did it anyway.

After the Nebraska Examiner exposed what they were doing (which included contaminating the ground water and obstruction from the local government Republicans over jobs), the state swept in and seized the plant.

That left a problem of ten city blocks of wet cake to be disposed of.

The state hired Waste Management. That company says they’re going to try an experimental disposal method: Mix it with Portland cement, then wrap it in plastic to reduce fly ash as they transport it away, then send it to a landfill (so they can pollute the ground water there I guess).

Pleasant Point Landfill just outside Omaha (the state’s largest city) is the closest and is under consideration. Removal of the wet cake would require about twenty truckloads a day for six weeks.

Clean up of AltEn site enters new phase, waste could be headed to Omaha landfill (May 25, 2023, details at the Nebraska Examiner)

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Targetpractice  May 27, 2023 • 1:24:40am

re: #67 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

My moran state senator’s bill advances.

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“Socialize the risk, privatize the profit.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 1:32:38am

re: #69 Targetpractice

“Socialize the risk, privatize the profit.”

Well, I suppose that there will be an increase in organ donors if Sen. Erdman’s FREEDUMB! motorcycle helmet bill passes.

He claims that Nebraska loses tourist dollars from motorcyclists going to Stugis over our helmet law when the states around us don’t have one.

I live on the same highway in the same county he does. I don’t know where all the motorcycles go after they pass through my village that he doesn’t see them in his city. It seems like he’s just making stuff up (duh).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 1:38:47am

Well, the worst of the thunderstorms hit to our southeast. (KSID-AM, Sidney, Nebr., 0:20 video included)

Southwest Nebraska experiences heavy rain, flash flooding

When you’re camping you should pay attention to weather reports.

“Flash flooding not only created difficult driving conditions in southwest Nebraska on Friday. It also left a family stranded while camping.” (more at the link)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 1:48:20am

News Channel Nebraska Omaha runs up against a wall of circular arguments and blame-shifting from our billionaire swine farmer governor.

NCN’s Joe Jordan: Governor on the new 12-week abortion ban, can you guarantee that doctors who perform those so-called “contested abortions” will not be criminally prosecuted?

Gov. Jim Pillen: Yea, yea again you know it’s the far left trying to create nothing but fear in the conversation. We’ve had a 10- year bill at 20 weeks and there’s never one case. So, this bill is just about saving babies that are 12 weeks of age and more, has nothing to do with patient-doctor relationships. It’s just saving as many babies living in moms’ wombs.

NCN: Well, if no one’s going to be criminally prosecuted how does that prevent abortions from occurring?

Gov. Pillen: Twelve weeks. So, there’s got to be patient-doctor relationship if abortion takes place so again when that’s going to be the doctor’s privilege to make that decision with the mother.

NCN: So, could that doctor be criminally prosecuted if he violates whatever that rule is.

Gov. Pillen: Again, it’s been in law for 10 years and there’s never been a case.

NCN: I still don’t understand. If no one’s going to be criminally prosecuted why does 12 weeks make a difference?

Gov. Pillen: Because people, because women will not be able to get an abortion after 12 weeks.

NCN: What if they do?

Gov. Pillen: Well if there’s an abortion clinic that’ll be a problem, right.

NCN: So, there would be some criminal prosecution, potentially.

Gov. Pillen: If the doctor performing abortions, if a doctor makes the decision that it’s in the best interest of the mother to lose the baby that’s the patient-doctor relationship.

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Targetpractice  May 27, 2023 • 1:55:16am

re: #72 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oh, look how well he dances around the question, the magnificent footwork as he avoid admitting aloud that they’ll be prosecuting as many doctors as they can get away with by fudging the numbers and arguing how “necessary” an abortion was.

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William Lewis  May 27, 2023 • 2:01:31am

re: #73 Targetpractice

Oh, look how well he dances around the question, the magnificent footwork as he avoid admitting aloud that they’ll be prosecuting as many doctors as they can get away with by fudging the numbers and arguing how “necessary” an abortion was.

Well of course no abortion is necessary - that’s a given - because these laws have nothing to do with children or even abortion per se and everything to do with destroying the lives of women who dare to think they are free and independent sentient lifeforms with equal rights.

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No Malarkey!  May 27, 2023 • 2:45:08am

re: #13 Hecuba’s daughter

From downstairs:

Is there any evidence to support this assertion? Would more access to mail-in ballots have made a difference in Texas?

It seems unlikely; Trump won Texas by 631,000 votes. Fun fact: Biden got more votes in Texas than he did in any other state except for California, and the same is true for Trump.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 2:49:47am

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

To safeguard their hate bills, the GOP in the Unicameral now wants to end the legislative session early, to prevent veto overrides.

In comes the conservative and Christian hate against Sen. Megan Hunt (I-District 8, West Omaha)

A motion to adjourn or end a legislative session cannot be debated under the rules of the Unicameral.

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Legislative trickery is the last refuge of bad legislation

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No Malarkey!  May 27, 2023 • 2:50:45am

re: #35 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

A takedown of wingnut Julie Green’s “prophecies.” Green was the official “Campaign Prophet” of Doug Mastriano (R-Loser). Owen Morgan is having fun with all her failed predictions about Donald Trump (and the fact she puts herself in the position of “mouthpiece of God”).

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Speaking of which, Doug Mastriano unfortunately decided not to run for US Senate, so Casey may face an opponent who isn’t bug nuts insane.

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 2:52:02am

re: #72 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

“saving babies that are 12 weeks of age”

Nope
No such thing
Unless it’s born

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 2:54:21am

8 mile runs are becoming routine agsin

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No Malarkey!  May 27, 2023 • 3:02:09am

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

To safeguard their hate bills, the GOP in the Unicameral now wants to end the legislative session early, to prevent veto overrides.

In comes the conservative and Christian hate against Sen. Megan Hunt (I-District 8, West Omaha)

A motion to adjourn or end a legislative session cannot be debated under the rules of the Unicameral.

This is confusing to me, because as I understand it a veto would prevent a bill from becoming law, and an override would allow a bill to become law over the Governor’s veto, so how would preventing a veto override protect a hate bill?

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No Malarkey!  May 27, 2023 • 3:08:23am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 3:14:45am

re: #78 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

“saving babies that are 12 weeks of age”

Nope
No such thing
Unless it’s born

There are babies who are twelve weeks of age, as you note, already born.

If you kill one, the crime is murder.

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William Lewis  May 27, 2023 • 3:25:43am

So I have a guest who just went out the door wearing this moronic t-shirt. On the front a tacticool ar-15 with “this is a tool” under it. On the back in large caps “I AM THE WEAPON”.

I refrained from commenting, “No, you’re just the first casualty, moran.”.

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William Lewis  May 27, 2023 • 3:27:15am

re: #7 Targetpractice

It’s Memorial Day weekend, one of the busiest days of the summer tourism season, so of course a person shows up in the dead of the night to say that her family made a spur of the moment decision to drive 2 hours from their original destination so their kids could spend a day at the beach and now are in search of a room for themselves and their gaggle of crotch fruit.

Good f’n luck.

Heh. Dead quiet here. 10 arrivals & 14 stayovers out of 99 rooms.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 3:29:20am

re: #83 William Lewis

So I have a guest who just went out the door wearing this moronic t-shirt. On the front a tacticool ar-15 with “this is a tool” under it. On the back in large caps “I AM THE WEAPON”.

I refrained from commenting, “No, you’re just the first casualty, moran.”.

The tool is the one wearing the shirt.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 3:29:35am

Today in storms:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 3:44:05am

Super Typhoon Mawar is still trucking WNW with winds of 135 knots.

According to the Joint Typhoon Warning Center, it will approach the northern Philippine Islands before making a sharp turn to the northeast. By the time it gets there it will have weakened to 100 knots, then weaken further to a tropical storm as it passes Hainan Island moving in the direction of Japan.

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steve_davis  May 27, 2023 • 3:51:22am

re: #35 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

A takedown of wingnut Julie Green’s “prophecies.” Green was the official “Campaign Prophet” of Doug Mastriano (R-Loser). Owen Morgan is having fun with all her failed predictions about Donald Trump (and the fact she puts herself in the position of “mouthpiece of God”).

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it’s just really sad, she would be a perfectly lovely woman, but one has to scrape about two inches of that active-bitch face off and rebuild from the core. I’d love it if it turned out some event happened in her life to where the true spirit of Christ entered into her and breathed upon her fundie-ugly (fugly) heart.

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steve_davis  May 27, 2023 • 3:58:58am

re: #65 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

To safeguard their hate bills, the GOP in the Unicameral now wants to end the legislative session early, to prevent veto overrides.

In comes the conservative and Christian hate against Sen. Megan Hunt (I-District 8, West Omaha)

A motion to adjourn or end a legislative session cannot be debated under the rules of the Unicameral.

why would the gop want to “prevent veto overrides”? They’re presumably the ones who would be overriding the veto, yes?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 4:03:07am

re: #89 steve_davis

why would the gop want to “prevent veto overrides”? They’re presumably the ones who would be overriding the veto, yes?

Enough Republicans already voted against the anti-abortion bill to defeat it. The trans hate bill barely passed and there’s been massive protests at the capitol building, with several Republicans (including the one who only voted the way the governor told her to without even reading the news to find out this has been an issue across the country and the appellate court for our district has already enjoined such bills from other states) saying they would vote differently now.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 4:10:08am

This was before today’s storms in central Nebraska.

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steve_davis  May 27, 2023 • 4:31:16am

I realized because I didn’t search quite explicitly enough that last May 26, the estimated losses for Russia were 29,600 soldiers. As of yesterday, they are estimated at nearly 206,000. That’s almost 175,000 casualties (which may include injured, though I’m guessing not a lot, because Russia seems to leave most of its injured on the battlefield to die) in the span of a year. Now one can argue that this isn’t that problematic: it’s a big country; they just burned through a lot of the wastage in prison camps, the “useless eaters” in various outlying regions. I’m guessing if they burn through another 200,000 this year, it’s going to start to include people that even Moscow and St. Petersburg residents may recognize.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 27, 2023 • 4:36:14am

good morning…

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 4:36:22am

Yellen Urged Democrats to Lift Debt Ceiling in 2022

And how were they supposed to do that when the Dems only had 50 votes in the Senate and 60 are needed to overcome a filabuster?

The NYT maing the world safe for conservatives by blaming the Dems for not doing something they could not do.

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Barefoot Grin  May 27, 2023 • 4:40:39am

re: #95 silverdolphin

Yellen Urged Democrats to Lift Debt Ceiling in 2022

And how were they supposed to do that when the Dems only had 50 votes in the Senate and 60 are needed to overcome a filabuster?

The NYT maing the world safe for conservatives by blaming the Dems for not doing something they could not do.

And I doubt they would get the terrible-twosome of Manchin and Sinema.

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ericblair  May 27, 2023 • 4:42:21am

re: #83 William Lewis

So I have a guest who just went out the door wearing this moronic t-shirt. On the front a tacticool ar-15 with “this is a tool” under it. On the back in large caps “I AM THE WEAPON”.

I refrained from commenting, “No, you’re just the first casualty, moran.”.

That and a mobile rifle vending machine.

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DodgerFan1988  May 27, 2023 • 4:46:33am
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TarHellion  May 27, 2023 • 4:52:31am

Soo close to that elusive beagle. Maybe we’ll see some today.

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Targetpractice  May 27, 2023 • 4:58:36am

re: #94 Backwoods Sleuth

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 5:25:12am

Today in “Lone Skum goes off of the deep end”:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 5:28:28am

re: #98 DodgerFan1988

So how much money was donated to Planned Parenthood, Teh Geyh Agenda Inc., Trans Your Children LLC., Woke Your Library Ltd., Eat the Rich Corp., Socialism Forever PAC, &c.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 5:31:19am

Because I’m a masochist, I occasionally delve into Teh Manosphere (tm) to find out the latest thing that makes you a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLoser.

So today I learned that if you are born in June or July, you’re a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLoser.

I came in right under the wire with a birthday on May 31. I missed being a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGehyBetaLowTLoser by about eighteen hours. Whew.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 27, 2023 • 5:37:04am

meanwhile in Peru:

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 5:38:39am

re: #95 silverdolphin

Yellen Urged Democrats to Lift Debt Ceiling in 2022

And how were they supposed to do that when the Dems only had 50 votes in the Senate and 60 are needed to overcome a filabuster?

The NYT maing the world safe for conservatives by blaming the Dems for not doing something they could not do.

Forget it folks. It’s the Screw York Times.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 5:40:27am

re: #98 DodgerFan1988

(2:59)

Solidarity Forever (Pete Seeger)

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Barefoot Grin  May 27, 2023 • 5:40:35am

re: #104 Backwoods Sleuth

meanwhile in Peru:

I thought Hitler was more of a meth guy.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 5:42:47am

Hey! Anyone want a Matt Walsh doll?

holybulliesandheadlessmonsters.blogspot.com

Anti-LGBTQ culture warrior (and James Bond villain wannabe) Matt Walsh wants to you to help his fight against the anti-LGBTQ community by buying a plush, infantilized version of himself.

This right here proves that all of this stuff coming from people like Matt Walsh about saving kids from “LGBTQ influence” is merely a money-making tactic. The attacks on trans healthcare, the boycott against Bud Light, and the present boycott against Target is all one big grift. It’s all about rage posting to monetize hate. It’s been successful for Walsh as he has devoted books, documentaries, and social media posts smearing our community as threats to kids and society at large.

Now he’s going into the baby doll business.

Speaking of the boycott against Target, one person being victimized by the social media right-wing campaign is now benefitting from it.

Erik Carnell is a trans designer whose merchandise was pulled at Target after people spread false stories about how it was Satanic and being marketed through kids by the store. Carnell, via his brand Abprallen, does have merchandise with has pentagrams and horned skulls. And some do reference Satan. But none of it is sold at Target.

However, this inconvenient fact was ignored by folks on social media, like all things which don’t fit their narrative. They at first spread the lie about how Target was marketing pro-trans swimwear to kids and when that was refuted, they are now claiming that the store is marketing Satanic material for Pride Month.

The lie led Target to remove Carnell’s items from their stores.

Target’s Pride collection included more than 2,000 products from clothes and music to home furnishings, and while several are under review the only ones removed so far from its website and stores are from Carnell’s brand Abprallen.
However, the sales of his overall merchandise have actually increased.

While support for his products from Target disappeared, the Abprallen store has seen an outpouring of support. According to the store’s Etsy message, Carnell has seen an “unprecedented number of orders” since the backlash began.

“Your support during this extremely difficult time means more than I can express,” Carnell posted after placing the shop on a temporary hiatus. “I am putting my shop on holiday mode and not accepting new orders until I catch up on the ones I currently have. Thank you so much for your understanding!”

It’s ironic how social media wannabees exploited Carnell to attack Target but now they are the ones being exploited. Not only is Carnell getting a lot of media attention because of their actions but he seems to also be getting many allies on Twitter. They are bombarding threads which attack him with links to where to buy his merchandise

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jeffreyw  May 27, 2023 • 6:00:02am

Something Fishy

Good morning!

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 6:05:28am

…not a drag queen (AGAIN)

Pastor charged with four counts of child cruelty announces bid for Louisiana House

John Raymond, a MAGA cultist and former “Survivor” contestant, says he wants to promote “conservative Christian principles” in office

open.substack.com

Just over a year ago, Pastor John Raymond, the head of Lakeside Christian School in Slidell, Louisiana, was arrested after he allegedly brought three students into his office to reprimand them for talking in class… then literally taped the kids’ mouths shut after wrapping the tape around their heads. The students stayed in that condition for 45 minutes, according to police, until other administrators, feeling very awkward about this punishment, cut the tape off.

Police said the students complained they had trouble breathing while their mouths were taped and that having the tape removed was painful.

Detectives presented their evidence to a judge Thursday morning and a few hours later Raymond turned himself in to police.

He was booked into the Slidell City Jail for three counts of cruelty to juveniles.

Raymond defended the decision in a public statement saying (1) he gave the students the option of using transparent Scotch tape instead, (2) he offered to call their parents and suspend the kids but they didn’t want that, and (3) he asked the kids if they were in pain and could breathe.

He couldn’t believe people were treating him like the bad guy.

“These students were given a choice between suspension and temporary tape. They were never in any physical pain. Their breathing was never impaired. The tape was never wrapped around their heads. And it was off in under 10 minutes. No student was ever treated with cruelty or harmed in any way,” he added.

You would think a guy who was the first person voted off the island when he competed on the TV show “Survivor” in 2002 (seriously!) would be a little more self-aware about how badly he comes across in social situations.

In fact, he’s so unlikeable that, in 2018 and 2019, when he ran for a seat in the Louisiana State House on a campaign of loving Donald Trump and hating gay people, even Republicans rejected him. Twice!

But it didn’t stop there.

Just a couple of months after he taped those kids’ mouths shut, Raymond was arrested again for—wait for it—child cruelty.

Slidell Police said the new allegations include Raymond holding a 4-year-old boy upside down by his ankles and “whipping his buttocks” and in a separate incident covering the same child’s mouth and nose with his hand to stop a “tantrum.”

In a press release, police said witnesses reported Raymond’s actions prevented the child from breathing “to the point of him going limp.” The witness, a staff member, said the child was “out of it and lethargic” and “unable to stand.”

By November, Raymond, who’s the pastor of New Horizon Church and the owner of a Christian radio station called “The Bridge,” was formally charged with the crimes. He pleaded not guilty. He’ll be appearing in court next week to set a trial date

And he’s running for the Louisiana State House again…

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 6:15:17am

re: #103 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Because I’m a masochist, I occasionally delve into Teh Manosphere (tm) to find out the latest thing that makes you a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLoser.

So today I learned that if you are born in June or July, you’re a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLoser.

I came in right under the wire with a birthday on May 31. I missed being a SoyBoyLibtardCuckGehyBetaLowTLoser by about eighteen hours. Whew.

SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLosers don’t tend to have scythes

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 6:21:13am
Former President Donald Trump’s campaign staff released a lengthy tirade against GOP challenger Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) on Twitter on Friday, highlighting similarities in campaigns between the governor and former president and painting DeSantis as having stolen Trump’s main campaign points,” the Washington Examiner reprots.

“The account posted tweets that compared the two Republican contenders, with Trump’s team saying DeSantis ‘plagiarized’ and stole ideas from the former president, claiming it was the ‘greatest political plagiarism scandal in American history.’”

The constant barrage of superlative laden nonsense from this one note nelly is tiring

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 6:25:28am

re: #112 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

The constant barrage of superlative laden nonsense from this one note nelly is tiring

Then again electoral-vote.com on Thursday pretty much nailed that de-loser is way more of a copy cat than an original thinker

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dat_said  May 27, 2023 • 6:26:26am

apnews.com

North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum is expected to announce his candidacy for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, two GOP operatives told The Associated Press on Friday, putting him in an already crowded field dominated by ex-President Donald Trump.

Doubt he has much in finances available except that he can probably do a bit of self-financing as he is a real billionaire (sold Great Plains Software to Microsoft). His bifocals have more personality than he does and the association with Bill Gates will not help. However, get some national exposure and maybe inroads to a different nice gig (ag or energy secretary if an R wins the presidency *shudder*). Normal pathway would be Senate but Senators Hoeven and Cramer aren’t going anywhere soon.

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jeffreyw  May 27, 2023 • 6:32:50am

Caturday!

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 6:35:32am

re: #115 jeffreyw

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 6:43:31am

re: #116 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

Caturday, a day ending in “day”

The back and forth between these two over who gets to sit closest to my shoulder this last month since I’ve had a lot more home time has been something else.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 6:45:29am

I have to lay the down cushions on their side or they screw them up with their weight. Not my favorite couch, but we’re stuck with it for a few years. The daybed is actually quite nice with company. People can sit on either side.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 6:46:48am

Said a prayer to the flying spaghetti monster and got a par.

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 6:46:52am
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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 6:48:19am

Exposing the true agenda:
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Nerdy Fish  May 27, 2023 • 6:49:01am

Nice opening to the long weekend.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:04:38am

Newsmax just got booted by the elephant…okay, by one server…

Mastodon

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 27, 2023 • 7:05:15am

Today is May 27, 2023.

Henry Kissinger has officially lived to be 100.

Fuck him.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 27, 2023 • 7:06:50am
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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:06:56am

re: #124 Eclectic Cyborg

Today is May 27, 2023.

Henry Kissinger has officially lived to be 100.

Fuck him.

Someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw game and pulling Tina Turner and complaining “Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing?” the other day…now I need to find it.

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 7:08:54am

broadwayworld.com

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Dangerman (sigh...only in America)  May 27, 2023 • 7:09:05am

re: #36 teleskiguy

Your Dad Joke vault is deep. You post here at LGF DAILY a certified Dad Joke. I have posted many of your Dad Jokes to my Facebook and I get awesome replies from people who normally think of me as a hippy ski bum weirdo.

Jeffrey, I love you , man! ❤️

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 7:09:58am

re: #125 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

This person did not use a vacuum cleaner to “suck” up the spider? It works much better and is cleaner.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:10:19am

re: #126 darthstar

Someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw game and pulling Tina Turner and complaining “Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing?” the other day…now I need to find it.

Never mind…I made my own.

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 7:11:27am

re: #123 darthstar

Newsmax just got booted by the elephant…okay, by one server…

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:15:16am

re: #131 Belafon

Eventually we’ll have Mastodon agregators.

I’m just enjoying the fact that I haven’t complained about advertisers on Mastodon in the six months I’ve been there.

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 7:20:36am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 27, 2023 • 7:22:15am

re: #133 Teukka

It was bound to happen eventually.

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 7:23:55am

re: #134 Eclectic Cyborg

It was bound to happen eventually.

Yep. Time to open the betting pool on how harsh the best judgeslap will be?

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danarchy  May 27, 2023 • 7:30:03am

re: #95 silverdolphin

Yellen Urged Democrats to Lift Debt Ceiling in 2022

And how were they supposed to do that when the Dems only had 50 votes in the Senate and 60 are needed to overcome a filabuster?

The NYT maing the world safe for conservatives by blaming the Dems for not doing something they could not do.

Since it is budget related, could they not have included it in the reconciliation package? I seem to recall rumblings about it at the time.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 7:35:23am

re: #108 Joe Bacon ✅

Hey! Anyone want a Matt Walsh doll?

Thanks, I hate it.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 7:38:03am

re: #136 danarchy

Since it is budget related, could they not have included it in the reconciliation package? I seem to recall rumblings about it at the time.

Reminder—Boris and Natasha said NO!

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:38:57am

From fb: Best friends.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 7:41:07am

re: #111 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

SoyBoyLibtardCuckGeyhBetaLowTLosers don’t tend to have scythes

My scythe is merely camouflage. I don’t use it for things like mowing my lawn or reaping souls.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 7:41:30am

re: #135 Teukka

Yep. Time to open the betting pool on how harsh the best judgeslap will be?

He appears to be suing an airline…so there could be some pressure from the defense to make it hurt as he was probably hoping for a quick settlement as airlines have deep pockets.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  May 27, 2023 • 7:41:43am

Another par
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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 7:43:39am

re: #136 danarchy

Since it is budget related, could they not have included it in the reconciliation package? I seem to recall rumblings about it at the time.

Ask Manchin. He opposed it last time.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 7:48:00am

Your reminder for next Monday.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 27, 2023 • 7:48:50am

After a few days of par or worse, I finally pulled out a birbie.

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gocart mozart  May 27, 2023 • 7:48:59am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 7:52:40am

re: #125 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I could hand her my telephone book, but I don’t think it would help her much.

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🔧-wench  May 27, 2023 • 7:57:34am

Birbie.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 27, 2023 • 7:57:56am

Wild flowers of Yokahama:

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 8:05:36am

re: #144 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Strictly speaking, VoteVets is wrong.

Veterans Day is for veterans both living and dead, as explained by the Department of Defense.

5 Facts to Know About Veterans Day (November 5, 2018)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 27, 2023 • 8:07:17am

Wow, it’s way past my bedtime. Maybe that’s why my eyes are burning from the intense light coming through my windows. And geez, it’s past 9AM.

Catch y’all later.

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 8:12:12am

re: #151 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Wow, it’s way past my bedtime. Maybe that’s why my eyes are burning from the intense light coming through my windows. And geez, it’s past 9AM.

Catch y’all later.

Vampires are supposed to keep better track of time. Maybe you need an assistant.

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Backwoods Sleuth  May 27, 2023 • 8:17:21am

re: #128 Dangerman (sigh…only in America)

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 8:28:35am

Mastodon

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Hecuba's daughter  May 27, 2023 • 8:29:20am

re: #27 sagehen

He also doesn’t remember that all those 1950’s housewives were addicted to Valium.

As long as they deferred to the man of the house and knew their place, he wouldn’t care.

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jeffreyw  May 27, 2023 • 8:30:56am

Mastodon
Kitty Boot Camp

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 27, 2023 • 8:32:41am

re: #27 sagehen

He also doesn’t remember that all those 1950’s housewives were addicted to Valium.

Or all the 19th century women addicted to opium.

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  May 27, 2023 • 8:35:56am

The Texas House convenes at 1pm Central today for the Paxton impeachment. There’s still time to go out and pick up some popcorn.

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 8:36:14am

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 8:46:19am

Mastodon

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Hecuba's daughter  May 27, 2023 • 8:48:36am

re: #99 TarHellion

Soo close to that elusive beagle. Maybe we’ll see some today.

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 8:50:07am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 27, 2023 • 8:52:09am

BAH.

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steve_davis  May 27, 2023 • 8:57:51am

re: #156 jeffreyw

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🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈  May 27, 2023 • 8:59:21am
You may have read a little about it. In the summer of 2021, Lindell announced that he was going to hold a “Cyber Symposium” in Sioux Falls, S.D., to release data that proved that U.S. voting machines were hacked by China. He said he would even pay $5 million to anyone who could disprove his data.

Right away, friends started calling to ask me if I was planning to go. After all, I invented the field of software forensics, the science of analyzing software source code for intellectual property infringement or theft. Still, I wasn’t sure. There are a lot of experts that could analyze data. And no one in their right mind would offer $5 million if the data wasn’t real and verified, right? Anyway, the symposium ran three days — not nearly long enough to analyze and verify any data.

But I’m also a tournament poker player. I love a good challenge. And as the calls and emails kept coming in, I started to think, I should go, just to be there when history was made. I voted for Trump twice. If Lindell’s data was correct, maybe a presidential election would be overturned. I’d at least get to meet some really interesting people. So I flew to Sioux Falls.

How I Won $5 Million From the MyPillow Guy and Saved Democracy (Politico)

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Unabogie  May 27, 2023 • 9:09:47am

re: #165 🐈 Crush White Nationalism 🐈

How I Won $5 Million From the MyPillow Guy and Saved Democracy (Politico)

Meh. He voted for Trump twice, and plans to continue voting for corrupt liars like Trump. He just wants the money.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:11:48am

re: #48 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Nathan French says that God recently gave him a vision of Biden

The same “Profit” who said The Big G was going to move Pennsylvania to Jay-Zuss by electing Masterbateriano in a landslide.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:14:09am

re: #167 Joe Bacon ✅

lol.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:14:56am

Did Target take this off their shelves as well?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 27, 2023 • 9:14:59am

Three years ago today.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:17:55am

re: #170 Eclectic Cyborg

And that should be repeated every time DT or one of his followers opens their mouths against Joe.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:21:25am

re: #169 Joe Bacon ✅

Sports shorts dentata.

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Dr Lizardo  May 27, 2023 • 9:22:05am

So, puttering around Ostrava and much to my surprise, found a Vietnamese Pure Land Buddhist temple.

As is the case in Mahayana Pure Land Buddhism, this particular temple is dedicated to the Amida Buddha, a celestial Buddha, the Buddha of Infinite Light and Compassion.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:23:28am

Wow. That is incredible.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:23:53am

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:24:31am

I see my iPad and Magic Keyboard is still working. Yay.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:25:24am

Easily manipulated by the word “Patriot?” You get an expensive lesson.

In the recesses of the internet where some of Donald Trump’s most fervent supporters stoke conspiracies and plot his return to the White House, suspected con artists have been mining their disappointment over the last presidential election for gold.

They’ve been peddling “Trump Bucks,” which are emblazoned with photos of the former president, and advertising them online as a kind of golden ticket that will help propel Trump’s 2024 bid and make the “real patriots” who support him rich when cashed in.

John Amann told NBC News he bought $2,200 worth of Trump Bucks and other items over the past year only to discover they were worthless when he tried to cash them in at his local bank. So he’s gone on Twitter to warn other Trump supporters not to fall for this scam.

NBC News has identified the Colorado-based companies behind the Trump Bucks as Patriots Dynasty, Patriots Future and USA Patriots and reviewed dozens of social posts, online complaints and hundreds of misleading ads for the products. Additionally, NBC News has found at least a dozen people like Amann who say they invested thousands of dollars after watching the pitches on Telegram and other websites that strongly suggested that Trump himself was endorsing these products.
nbcnews.com

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Unabogie  May 27, 2023 • 9:26:51am

re: #170 Eclectic Cyborg

[Embedded content]

Three years ago today.

Worldometer clocks the US death toll at over 1.1 million people. It will forever ruin my respect for my fellow Americans that this is glossed over like it’s nothing.

9/11 caused a generational freakout when 3,000 Americans died in one day. But 3,000 Americans were dying every single day from this virus and the same conservatives who demanded a Forever War as a response to 9/11 literally laughed off these deaths. It was hilarious to them.

I no longer think America is a generally decent country. I think right wing media has poisoned the minds of almost half of us and there’s no saving them.

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teleskiguy  May 27, 2023 • 9:27:31am

Only the second ski area in the country whose lift mechanics voted to unionize. Park City, Utah voted to unionize last year.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:27:38am

And “AI” helped with the scam.

“In AI-generated promotional videos shared on social media and in chat groups, celebrities and politicians, including Trump, appear to endorse the scam.

In one, Trump appears to announce the launch of the TRB system on Fox News.

“Let’s make America wealthy again,” the artificially generated voice of Trump says.

In another, Twitter-owner Elon Musk appears to say “That Trump certificate is not a joke, it’s real. Everyone needs to get as many as they can. I spend one million dollars on Trump certificates and this week I’m going to cash out my Trump items. Soon I will be the richest person on the planet again.”

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:28:01am

re: #175 Joe Bacon ✅

How to confuse the daylights about of almost anyone. De Santis is just as bad as DT.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:29:04am

re: #178 Unabogie

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Hecuba's daughter  May 27, 2023 • 9:29:13am

re: #177 jaunte

Easily manipulated by the word “Patriot?” You get an expensive lesson.

Trump supporters are the most gullible people in this country —

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Unabogie  May 27, 2023 • 9:30:21am

re: #177 jaunte

Easily manipulated by the word “Patriot?” You get an expensive lesson.

Are we really so sure Trump wasn’t endorsing them and keeping some of the money?

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:31:47am

re: #184 Unabogie

Completely in the realm of possibility. Maybe his settling a fraud case for $25 million should have been a red flag for future “investors.”

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Jay C  May 27, 2023 • 9:34:48am

re: #184 Unabogie

Are we really so sure Trump wasn’t endorsing them and keeping some of the money?

Good question: typically one of the actually useful things TFG would use his legion of lawyers for was to go after scamsters appropriating his image/persona/brand name without permission.

Obnoxious dishonest fascistic asshole as Donald Trump may be, one thing he does have a handle on is his IP management.

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A Three Hour Tour  May 27, 2023 • 9:38:13am

re: #180 jaunte

And “AI” helped with the scam.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:38:20am
“A 2022 New York Times investigation reported a Romanian marketing company to be at the origin of so-called Trump coins — which had been wildly popular in 2022 and were also fraudulently marketed as a kind of alternative currency.”

If Trump (or Javanka) made another licensing deal with a Romanian company their payments are probably getting deposited offshore.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:39:13am

Target, Reeling from GOP Boycott, Looks at all the GOP Donations They Made, Wonders What Went Wrong

dailykos.com

Dear Target:

What went wrong is that you union busters gave a whole lot of money to the GOP and now you whine because they turned on you.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:39:56am

Entertainment by wild speculation while we wait for Jack Smith.

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A Three Hour Tour  May 27, 2023 • 9:40:05am

re: #177 jaunte

Easily manipulated by the word “Patriot?” You get an expensive lesson.

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
Also the first.

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Teukka  May 27, 2023 • 9:41:50am
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 27, 2023 • 9:44:15am

Spotted on Twitter earlier:

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A Cranky One  May 27, 2023 • 9:46:13am

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A Cranky One  May 27, 2023 • 9:47:00am

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Unabogie  May 27, 2023 • 9:50:38am

re: #185 jaunte

Completely in the realm of possibility. Maybe his settling a fraud case for $25 million should have been a red flag for future “investors.”

The most shocking thing about that fraud was that he was bilking people for $25k a pop. He was supposed to have $10 billion, so why the hell was he scamming people for something that ought to be less than he could find in his couch cushions?

So in light of that, why would $2k in fake “Trump Bucks” be out of bounds for the guy? Either he’s not actually rich and has a shit ton of hidden debts to the mob or other dark entities, or else he literally just gets off on taking the “lower class people” for rubes and stealing their money for the lulz.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:52:58am

re: #196 Unabogie

Remember that old Spy magazine troll in which he was the last person on their list to actually cash a tiny check for 13¢.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 27, 2023 • 9:53:02am

re: #196 Unabogie

The most shocking thing about that fraud was that he was bilking people for $25k a pop. He was supposed to have $10 billion, so why the hell was he scamming people for something that ought to be less than he could find in his couch cushions?

So in light of that, why would $2k in fake “Trump Bucks” be out of bounds for the guy? Either he’s not actually rich and has a shit ton of hidden debts to the mob or other dark entities, or else he literally just gets off on taking the “lower class people” for rubes and stealing their money for the lulz.

You’ve answered your question.

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jaunte  May 27, 2023 • 9:54:02am

The Trump Files: The Easiest 13 Cents He Ever Made

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ericblair  May 27, 2023 • 9:55:39am

So, this turd may be circling the bowl. Who knows.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 9:56:36am

If the kiss didn’t work, the prince had a backup plan!

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Jay C  May 27, 2023 • 9:59:02am

re: #200 ericblair

So, this turd may be circling the bowl. Who knows.

For Lukashenko’s sake, I hope that hospital has workable locks on its windows….
☠️

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A Cranky One  May 27, 2023 • 10:10:39am

The new puppy Ozzie is settling in.

Daughter’s foster kittens;

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 27, 2023 • 10:13:12am

re: #203 A Cranky One

Aww. I love the kittens even though I am allergic to them.

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teleskiguy  May 27, 2023 • 10:17:49am

Uh…

Tweeted at 3:59 AM MDT.

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darthstar  May 27, 2023 • 10:19:54am

Mastodon

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 27, 2023 • 10:20:10am

Manhattan DA’s discovery list cites book accusing Trump of fathering another child

Oh my…

Lost in the news that Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s discovery list turned over to Donald Trump’s lawyers contains a reference to an audio tape of a witness speaking with the former president, is a list of books the investigators appear to be relying upon — and MSNBC legal analyst Lisa Rubin noted one curious inclusion.

As part of “automatic discovery” Bragg’s office turned over the information related to Trump’s arrest and subsequent 34-count indictment over allegations he falsified business documents while trying to conceal a hush money payment to adult film star Stormy Daniels.

CBS reported, “some information, labeled ‘Limited Dissemination Materials’ by prosecutors, will only be available to Trump in the presence of his attorneys.”

Reviewing the list, MSNBC’s Rubin highlighted the fact that the books containing statements about the former president and his life before and during his presidency were included and one leaped out at her.

As she tweeted, “In New York state, a defendant is entitled to receive all witness testimony before the grand jury and any and all other witness statements provided to the relevant prosecutor’s office. But here, the Manhattan DA’s office also attached this two-page list of books,” before adding, “Why? Because these books themselves may contain relevant witness statements. And it is quite a collection. Yes, it includes journalistic hits like those written by Maggie Haberman, Bob Woodward, Jon Karl, and

@KatyTurNBC, whose book on the 2016 campaign is listed.”

Notable, she pointed out, was a book by Dino Sajudin, who once worked as a Trump World Tower doorman.

“But what really popped for me was a book by Dino Sajudin, a onetime Trump World Tower doorman who was paid by the National Enquirer’s parent company, American Media, for his story that Trump had a child out of wedlock with a concierge at that building,” she wrote before asking, “As the New York Post notes here, Sajudin’s account has been vigorously denied by the woman in question. So is it on the list to show that AMI had a habit of catching and killing stories damaging to Trump? Or for other reasons?”

hmmmm

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 27, 2023 • 10:20:58am

re: #177 jaunte

Easily manipulated by the word “Patriot?” You get an expensive lesson.

Golly gosh. Too bad, so sad.

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teleskiguy  May 27, 2023 • 10:21:08am

I had a good breakfast.

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teleskiguy  May 27, 2023 • 10:22:43am
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Unabogie  May 27, 2023 • 10:29:45am

re: #210 teleskiguy

Again, we put these rich dorks on a pedestal under the false assumption that they got rich through hard work and superior intelligence. And they surely believe that themselves. And yet you get them in a room with actual experts and their facade crumbles like a Ford Pinto.

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🔧-wench  May 27, 2023 • 10:31:00am

Mastodon

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Belafon  May 27, 2023 • 10:33:27am

re: #166 Unabogie

Meh. He voted for Trump twice, and plans to continue voting for corrupt liars like Trump. He just wants the money.

And I’m glad he took it. I suspect Charles will hate the comparison, but he was willing to call out Dan Rather even though it would have been far better had something like the document brought Bush down. This guy poked a big hole in Liddell’s story even tough the lie would have been more beneficial.

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 10:34:33am

re: #138 Joe Bacon ✅

Reminder—Boris and Natasha said NO!

I did some looking and reconciliation could have been used but there are a couple of wrinkles. One, as pointed out, ALL the Senate Democrats would have to agree and Manchin was not on board. But also, there are some procedural problems.

Instead of the current approaches where the debt ceiling is moved to specific date, for reconciliation the Dems would have to give a specific AMOUNT. While this kind of makes knowing when the next debt ceiling vote would take place, it also means every Dem would see that “spending” used against them

It is hard enough to get people to understand the debt ceiling when they just use a date. Imagine how it would be with the GOP spouting “Thise Dems are forcing the government to spend trillions.” So I can understand their reluctance. Even if they could get Manchin.

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A Cranky One  May 27, 2023 • 10:35:38am

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 10:40:28am

re: #169 Joe Bacon ✅

Did Target take this off their shelves as well?

[Embedded content]

As Wikiedia describes Vagina dentata: a folk tale in which a woman’s vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.

What fraction of MAGA Republican men believe this? 20%?

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Dr Lizardo  May 27, 2023 • 10:40:29am

re: #215 A Cranky One

One cement mixer of white powder, and shit…you can work all night!!

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JC1  May 27, 2023 • 10:44:35am

re: #201 Joe Bacon ✅

If the kiss didn’t work, the prince had a backup plan!

[Embedded content]

It’s not a ‘kiss’ that would dislodge a piece of apple stuck in her throat… The original story is either rape or necrophilia, depending on whether the prince thought she was alive or not.

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sagehen  May 27, 2023 • 10:48:23am

re: #218 JC1

It’s not a ‘kiss’ that would dislodge a piece of apple stuck in her throat… The original story is either rape or necrophilia, depending on whether the prince thought she was alive or not.

obviously not a fairy-tale fan.

It’s not a piece of apple stuck in her throat. It’s a magical poison, the antidote for which is also magic. Not just any kiss, it has to be a particular magic kiss whose magic is activated by the prince’s thoughts/emotions.

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 10:52:46am

re: #210 teleskiguy

True but dam that is one of the sexiest photos ever taken. The charisma exuded is off the charts. The best hair until Trent Crimm, Independent from Ted Lasso. So any excuse to use it is fine by me.

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Thanos  May 27, 2023 • 10:56:32am
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Thanos  May 27, 2023 • 10:58:45am

Charles will hate these last few comments since he’s not fond of the other lizard King.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  May 27, 2023 • 11:05:48am

re: #216 silverdolphin

As Wikiedia describes Vagina dentata: a folk tale in which a woman’s vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury, emasculation, or castration for the man involved.

What fraction of MAGA Republican men believe this? 20%?

Julian May’s Firvulag had vagina dentata.

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 11:07:00am

re: #219 sagehen

obviously not a fairy-tale fan.

It’s not a piece of apple stuck in her throat. It’s a magical poison, the antidote for which is also magic. Not just any kiss, it has to be a particular magic kiss whose magic is activated by the prince’s thoughts/emotions.

In the original story, she spits out the apple piece while the Prince is having her transported to her final resting place. No magic there.

And when the Evil Queen is revealed, the Prince makes her dance in a pair of red hot iron shoes until she dies. Oh, and she is the biological mother of Snow White.

Gotta love the Germans.

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JC1  May 27, 2023 • 11:07:47am

re: #219 sagehen

obviously not a fairy-tale fan.

It’s not a piece of apple stuck in her throat. It’s a magical poison, the antidote for which is also magic. Not just any kiss, it has to be a particular magic kiss whose magic is activated by the prince’s thoughts/emotions.

en.m.wikipedia.org

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 11:09:30am

re: #223 Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅

Julian May’s Firvulag had vagina dentata.

OMG. I had forgotten that. I used to reread her Pleistocene Exiles almost every year. One of my favorites. Since much of the whole thing is based on Jungian archetypes it makes sense.

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JC1  May 27, 2023 • 11:09:36am

re: #224 silverdolphin

In the original story, she spits out the apple piece while the Prince is having her transported to her final resting place. No magic there.

And when the Evil Queen is revealed, the Prince makes her dance in a pair of red hot iron shoes until she dies. Oh, and she is the biological mother of Snow White.

Gotta love the Germans.

That’s the Grimm Brothers version. The original inspiration for the story was published in the early 1600s.
en.m.wikipedia.org

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Thanos  May 27, 2023 • 11:10:40am

Today I was going to assemble a new Adirondack chair, but the garbage disposal gave me nothing but buzzing noises this am, and was dripping out of the bottom.

So I had to muck out everything under the sink, clean it all, and then replace the disposal with a new one.

If I’m feeling industrious later then I might build that chair.

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 11:11:42am

re: #225 JC1

en.m.wikipedia.org

Now that is really twisted. Glad Disney sanitized things ;-)

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 11:13:23am

re: #228 Thanos

Today I was going to assemble a new Adirondack chair, but the garbage disposal gave me nothing but buzzing noises this am, and was dripping out of the bottom.

So I had to muck out everything under the sink, clean it all, and then replace the disposal with a new one.

If I’m feeling industrious later then I might build that chair.

Good luck. I hate mucking out traps and such. If they were not so expensive, I’d call someone to do it ;-)

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silverdolphin  May 27, 2023 • 11:16:24am

re: #227 JC1

That’s the Grimm Brothers version. The original inspiration for the story was published in the early 1600s.
en.m.wikipedia.org

I’m going to have nightmares about all these Snow White stories. Thanks. Thinking about that magic kiss. Thinking about that magic kiss. Thinking …

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Thanos  May 27, 2023 • 11:25:47am

re: #230 silverdolphin

Good luck. I hate mucking out traps and such. If they were not so expensive, I’d call someone to do it ;-)

Sunsabitches wanted almost a K just to replace a $120.00 disposal, that’s crazy.


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