The Bob Cesca Podcast: Dirty Puppy Dipping Sauce

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Dirty Puppy Dipping Sauce — A new and shocking revelation about David’s health. We discuss whether TikTok and other social media with links to hostile governments should be banned or regulated. The House bill doesn’t ban TikTok but it comes close. The insidiousness of social media algorithms. Alex Jones offers to “eat leftist ass.” Trump knew that insurrectionists were armed. Flashback to Ted Stevens’s “series of tubes” rant. Lauren Boebert walks into her own propeller. Alexander Smirnov was paid by allies of Donald Trump. Katie Britt lied about Karla Romera a bunch of times. With Jody Hamilton, David Ferguson, music by Dreamkid, Samantha Emme, and more!

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No Malarkey!  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:06:54pm

Indiana is putting its children to work. In Kentucky, the bill to allow schoolchildren to work full-time surprisingly lacked the votes to get out of committee.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:14:25pm

Things that could have happened by now if we had a functioning government that wasn’t held hostage by a bunch of GOP chucklefucks:

1. Ukraine aid
2. Israel aid
3. Greatly improved border security
4. Roe codified into law
5. IVF codified into law
6. Federal mail-in voting bill.
7. Extension of the ACP program to assist with internet access for low income households.
8. A properly funded government and a properly armed military.
9. Allies who genuinely believe they can trust us.
10. Much stronger environmental protections.

The list goes on. The government doesn’t suck because no one wants to help, the government sucks because the GOP spends too much time fighting each other and sitting on their fucking asses.

Also, Trump having them by the balls.

You want change? VOTE.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:20:05pm

Mastodon

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wrenchwench  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:22:38pm

Mastodon

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:22:47pm

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:23:28pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Things that could have happened by now if we had a functioning government that wasn’t held hostage by a bunch of GOP chucklefucks:

…….

The list goes on. The government doesn’t suck because no one wants to help, the government sucks because the GOP spends too much time fighting each other and sitting on their fucking asses.

Also, Trump having them by the balls.

You want change? VOTE.

The government doesn’t work because the GOP is the party of white supremacy and billionaires and isolationism. Even before Trump, since Gingrich, when a House was in GOP hands, it was obstruction all the time. And under Clinton and Biden, it’s been investigations all the time.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:29:17pm

mom update:

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:30:24pm

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:34:14pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

Yeah. Spoken like a True Xtian…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:34:51pm

re: #7 Backwoods Sleuth

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gocart mozart  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:35:26pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:45:05pm

WOW JC did…A Music Video!

Jesus Goes To Court In Anti-Abortion Pill Music Video

Via press release from Christian Newswire:

The Moral Outcry National Petition Movement to make abortion illegal in all states has collaborated with Luminate Pictures’ new music video “Plead Their Case,” on YouTube and other music apps. The video illustrates a woman considering whether or not to take the chemical abortion drug protocol (mifepristone/misoprostol), while a U.S. Supreme Court justice labors over his decision on the abortion drug.

The US Supreme Court is considering The Justice Foundation’s brief representing 2,743 Women Injured by Abortion regarding the abortion pill Oral Argument on March 26. The brief references thousands of women’s experiences of severe emotional trauma, physical pain, and/or injuries. Since Roe v. Wade was overturned in 2022, the chemical abortion drug accounts for over half of USA abortions.

This video to help end abortion was filmed in the Kansas State Capitol’s Old Supreme Courtroom (Topeka) where Brown v. Board of Education - the case that ended racially-segregated education - originated. The lyrics reflect God’s message to the USA: “How long will you judge unjustly, ruling in favor of the wicked?” (Psalm 82).

Read the full press release. As you’ll see in the clip, a young woman is accosted by anti-abortion activists outside a pharmacy as Jesus appears in the gallery of a courtroom where a panel of judges are hearing arguments against the abortion pill. Then, of course, the woman changes her mind. It’s quite a production.

Audra Lynn, Jonathan Baldwin, Richard Town - Plead Their Case (Abortion Pill Case)

joemygod.com

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CleverToad  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:46:37pm

re: #7 Backwoods Sleuth

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:47:38pm

re: #7 Backwoods Sleuth

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:48:16pm

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:49:18pm

re: #10 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

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BeachDem  Mar 14, 2024 • 3:53:40pm

Well said:

If Aaron Rodgers, citizen, wants to swim in the fever swamps, we’d merely encourage him to wear a floatie. If Aaron Rodgers, NFL quarterback, feels compelled to share his insights, that’s more problematic because of his platform; still, with minimal effort he can be ignored.

But Aaron Rodgers, candidate for Vice President? Even if his ticket has no chance of winning, anyone considering a third-party vote has a right to know what they’re endorsing. The fact that Rodgers allegedly made these disclosures in private simply makes them more telling…

Rodgers is in danger of descending the Curt Schilling rabbit hole to oblivion. Like the Big Schill, Rodgers owns a healthy persecution complex that causes him to double down or deflect when an apology, or better yet, total silence, is what’s appropriate.

nbcsportsboston.com

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:00:53pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

Probably not an execution but rather a long, slow torture. An execution is quick and painless.

I’d love to see her browser history. I’m betting she visits some of the darker places on the dark web.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:01:42pm

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:03:00pm

re: #19 Patricia Kayden

Unfortunately you are correct.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:05:06pm

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:06:58pm

mom relaxing in hospital wearing her pussy hat (still cracks me up):

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BlueSpotinAL ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:07:47pm

The men’s tennis quarterfinal between Zverev and Alcaraz at Indian Wells has been delyed by BEES!

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Targetpractice  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:08:04pm

re: #2 Eclectic Cyborg

Things that could have happened by now if we had a functioning government that wasn’t held hostage by a bunch of GOP chucklefucks:

1. Ukraine aid
2. Israel aid
3. Greatly improved border security
4. Roe codified into law
5. IVF codified into law
6. Federal mail-in voting bill.
7. Extension of the ACP program to assist with internet access for low income households.
8. A properly funded government and a properly armed military.
9. Allies who genuinely believe they can trust us.
10. Much stronger environmental protections.

The list goes on. The government doesn’t suck because no one wants to help, the government sucks because the GOP spends too much time fighting each other and sitting on their fucking asses.

Also, Trump having them by the balls.

You want change? VOTE.

Republicans campaign on the government not working, then get elected and prove it. They’ve convinced generations of Americans that a divided government is the ideal because a paralyzed government affords citizens “freedom” and when legislation does pass it is “bipartisan.” Also, a “one-party government” is something to fear…unless that party is the GQP, then you’re supposed to be thrilled because they’re “getting things done.”

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A Mom Anon  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:09:08pm

re: #22 Backwoods Sleuth

I love this so much. Glad she’s on the mend. Hugs for you too.

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ckkatz  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:09:14pm

re: #16 Backwoods Sleuth

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:13:00pm

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:14:28pm

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:14:53pm

Verdict reached in second Crumbley trial. Did not take long.

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Shropshire Slasher  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:17:46pm

re: #12 Joe Bacon ✅

Thank you for posting that.

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:19:26pm

Guilty.

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:19:56pm

The family that slays together stays together…in separate cells.

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:23:53pm

Watching the deputies handcuff and take him away makes me wish we could see the same thing happen with Trump (obviously not for murder).

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EPR-radar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:25:14pm

re: #33 darthstar

Watching the deputies handcuff and take him away makes me wish we could see the same thing happen with Trump (obviously not for murder).

Murder might literally be the only common crime that Trump hasn’t committed.

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Ace Rothstein  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:27:28pm

re: #34 EPR-radar

Murder might literally be the only common crime that Trump hasn’t committed.

That we know of.

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:27:59pm

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ckkatz  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:28:34pm

re: #27 darthstar

Charlene

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:34:51pm

re: #26 ckkatz

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jeffreyw  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:43:30pm

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ckkatz  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:46:27pm

re: #38 Backwoods Sleuth

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mmmirele  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:50:55pm

God, I hate my job. Not the actual work, but the bullshit around it, like “go to office three days a week.”

I learned today that simply being on call 24x7 some days of the week does not give me an excuse to not go into the office. This is, IMHO, completely and utterly fucked up. My hours are 8 am to 5 pm. But when I am on call, I am expected to join calls when I am paged any time from (for example, right now) from 5 am Wednesday to 5 am Friday.

I started work at 7:30 am yesterday because I got a page. We didn’t finish up until 3:30 pm, an entire day’s work of work. I told this manager (he’s a new manager for me) that if I had hopped into my car, I would have been in the middle of traffic when the pages got through, and I am expected to join the calls within 15 minutes (actually, as soon as possible). Oh, and then I got paged again at 7:30 pm, and worked an additional few hours. I could have been paged again overnight, or any time today, or any time until 5 am tomorrow morning.

But I am expected to go into the office, no fucking exceptions.

And yeah, I let Mr. New Manager have it. I told him that I was still angry about being stiffed out of a raise and bonus last year because I didn’t go into the office—my mother was on hospice. I told him I did not want ANY GARBAGE because I happened to be in my car when I got a page because now the expectation is that I need to go into the office. i told him I would be there three days a week, with bells on.

What gets me is that he and the other manager managers have someone to cover for them overnight. However, me and the other 15 people with my job are expected to be available 24x7 for whatever days of the week we’re on call.* This week, I was on call three days. And, as I told him, this job has changed. When I first took the job, there was only one person on call overnight, then there were two, and now we have three because there are so many more expectations around communications. (Oh, the things i could say about that!) But he has someone to replace him overnight. I don’t.

I’m thinking that if my employer expects me to be available 24x7, then i should be allowed to work from home. If they’re not going to allow that, and I have to drive into work on an an on-call day, I will turn my phone off while I am driving, even if I’m on call. I am not going to stress the fuck out for an employer that expects me to basically give up blocks of time for its benefit, but won’t even have the sheer decency to let us work from home. Sounds like a good fucking tradeoff to me.

/pissed.
*oh and if they can locate us when we’re not on call but one of our applications has died in a spectacular fashion, they’ll call or page us. It happened to one of my Not On Call coworkers last night. I’m going to put my phone on silent when I’m not working.

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darthstar  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:51:02pm

Inset obligatory Devo video here.

Mastodon

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sagehen  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:52:11pm

re: #34 EPR-radar

Murder might literally be the only common crime that Trump hasn’t committed.

Didn’t a bunch of top execs at one of his casinos, including the CFO, have a helicopter “accident” the day before an audit by the NJ Gaming Commission was supposed to start?

It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

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Backwoods Sleuth  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:52:49pm

re: #40 ckkatz

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Decatur Deb  Mar 14, 2024 • 4:57:48pm

re: #41 mmmirele

If your company has a policy that you will be on the phone in traffic, they are going to buy the bulk of the lawsuit when you squash a Good Humor truck.

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ckkatz  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:00:17pm

Wondering if this is just a delaying tactic. With another roadblock suddenly appearing in April when the bill is supposed to be acted upon. Plus, of course, what poison pills did he stick into it this time?

Malinowski Xitter post

Referenced Politico link

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mmmirele  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:04:24pm

re: #45 Decatur Deb

If your company has a policy that you will be on the phone in traffic, they are going to buy the bulk of the lawsuit when you squash a Good Humor truck.

You have NO IDEA how many people call from their cars. I refuse to do that.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:06:17pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:08:52pm

re: #42 darthstar

Inset obligatory Devo video here.

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OK, who is going to break it to this rocket scientist that we’ve been dumping “earth junk” from space into the ocean for over half a century?

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:15:33pm

Feet of snow on the other side of the Continental Divide. This side? Meh. Few inches here and there, calm winds.

I despise upslope winter storm events. As probably does most of the Front Range corridor, which will get two feet in a lot of places.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:15:35pm

re: #49 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

OK, who is going to break it to this rocket scientist that we’ve been dumping “earth junk” from space into the ocean for over half a century?

Only fair. Space has been dumping about 48 tons of “space junk” on us every day for billions of years.

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Belafon  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:15:53pm

Tornado warning. Celina is North of Frisco in Collin County. It’s far enough way I am not concerned here.

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Unabogie  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:17:08pm

re: #48 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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There’s no way Trump picks her for VP. It would be too hard to keep a supply of pancake makeup since they’d always be fighting over it.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:20:12pm

re: #53 Unabogie

There’s no way Trump picks her for VP. It would be too hard to keep a supply of pancake makeup since they’d always be fighting over it.

Well, they wouldn’t have to fight over it, because they would have to stock two separate shades. Orange & Karen

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:20:28pm

I did a demo event on 2 March (World Telemark Day) at Eldora, west of Boulder, CO. They’re on track to get four feet of snow in two days when the storm is done.

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:22:00pm

Mastodon

Mastodon

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:23:24pm

Had insomnia last night, so stayed up watching James Wan’s “Malignant” and oh brother is that movie a serious mind-fuck.

Didn’t help my insomnia much.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:24:09pm

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Decatur Deb  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:25:02pm

re: #56 Vicious Babushka

The road is under the direct authority of the state, i.e., police are empowered to restrict any attempt to flee the state along this road. This is to prevent Texan women from using this road to flee authorities in search of abortion.

What if they just want to get across the border to watch Pornhub?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:25:28pm

Count Binface, who describes himself as an intergalactic space warrior, is standing in the 2024 London mayoral elections as it is time to “take the trash out”.

He told the BBC he was “gunning for a champions league spot” this year after finishing ninth in the 2021 election.

Binface has said he is the “only fresh thing on the menu given all other politicians are rubbish”.

The mayoral elections will take place on 2 May.

Asked about his policies he said he was unable to share his full manifesto yet as “another candidate might nick my stuff” but would “bring some much needed sanity to local governments”.

He also said that previous manifesto pledges would remain in place.

Those include a price cap on croissants, the renaming of London Bridge to Phoebe Waller-Bridge and bringing back Ceefax.

If elected he would also give royal palaces to the homeless and tie ministers’ pay to that of nurses for the next 100 years.

Binface told the BBC he was running in the election “for a laugh”.

“Despite all the flaws of the British democratic system, isn’t it remarkable that there is still this wonderful quirk that if you want to dress up like an idiot and stand next to the prime minister of the day, then you can,” he explained.

bbc.com

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:28:25pm

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William Lewis  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:29:08pm

So after my VA doctor’s appointment this afternoon I took a hike along the Chippewa River. At one point I could see the power house of the dam holding back Lake Wissota. This will always be humorous to me because of the movie Titanic. See, the character “Jack” is supposed to be from Chippewa Falls and have fished on Lake Wissota. However the Titanic, of course, sank in 1912. The dam was constructed in 1917.

Oops! 😈

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:29:19pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

What if they just want to get across the border to watch Pornhub?

In which case they would be men, so “Drive on, gentlemen!”

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:31:10pm

Any woman who wants an abortion in Texas might consider Ellen Craft’s disguise.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:31:14pm

re: #63 Vicious Babushka

In which case they would be men, so “Drive on, gentlemen!”

At least one of us is totally Midcentury.

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:32:04pm

re: #11 gocart mozart

“So I gave my lecture yesterday. Despite lack of preparation, I spoke quite well and without hesitation, which I ascribe to the cocaine I had taken beforehand. I told about my discoveries in brain anatomy, all very difficult things that the audience certainly didn’t understand, but all that matters is that they get the impression that I understand it.”

Cocaine makes you think you’re doing great - but you ain’t doing shit.”
-Richard Pryor-

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:32:29pm

Thanks to dangerman for sharing this link this morning!

Mastodon

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:34:20pm

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:37:52pm

I’ll pass. 50 million bucks doesn’t even start to make up for my losses in the past. Let me know when you’re ready to talk real money.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:39:22pm

re: #21 Patricia Kayden

Reminds me of the Killer Klowns scene where Officer Moonie is a hand puppet. 😂

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:41:13pm

Hey, look at that - the $100 I put into crypto-currency a while ago is now worth $116! It’s a rally! Crypto is back!

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:43:25pm

re: #71 Charles

Hey, look at that - the $100 I put into crypto-currency a while ago is now worth $116! It’s a rally! Crypto is back!

Dude, wasn’t this like, six years ago or some shit?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:45:06pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

Only boots I’ve ever worn for telemarking :-)

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:45:07pm

re: #72 teleskiguy

Not quite 6 but more than 2. It went down to below $30 at one point.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:46:55pm

Steven Miller vs. Jack Smith.

Jack KO’d the Nazi in the first 30 seconds.

dailykos.com

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:47:01pm

Mastodon

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Decatur Deb  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:47:18pm

re: #73 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

M.I.C.K.E.Y…..

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rhuarc  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:49:06pm

re: #72 teleskiguy

Dude, wasn’t this like, six years ago or some shit?

Crypto has about an every 3-4 year cycle of pump and then crash. It is currently ramping up into it’s pumping stage for the next 12-18 months for all crypto coins. They all move at different times so it’s a little hard to predict when any one coin might sky rocket.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:49:35pm

re: #45 Decatur Deb

If your company has a policy that you will be on the phone in traffic, they are going to buy the bulk of the lawsuit when you squash a Good Humor truck.

Company I worked for had specific rules about phone usage when driving a car. Don’t use the phone, even in hands-free mode. If you’re driving then concentrate on the driving.

Did a bunch of van commuting between Philadelphia and Pittsburgh while working on a project. We did conference calls sometimes while on the road. The person not attending, usually me, was the driver when we expected those to occur since we usually left Philly for Pittsburgh around 1pm on Friday and there usually was an afternoon meeting or two.

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:51:42pm

Trying and failing to imagine how a real economy based on crypto-currency with its wild fluctuations in value could possibly work in the real world.

Your car payment would be $20 one month, then $1800 the next.

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CleverToad  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:52:04pm

re: #50 teleskiguy

Feet of snow on the other side of the Continental Divide. This side? Meh. Few inches here and there, calm winds.

I despise upslope winter storm events. As probably does most of the Front Range corridor, which will get two feet in a lot of places.

Only about a foot at my place in the southeast part of the metro, but yeah, the foothills are getting socked. A friend in Evergreen had 32” as of midmorning.

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Captain Ron  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:53:12pm

re: #71 Charles

Hey, look at that - the $100 I put into crypto-currency a while ago is now worth $116! It’s a rally! Crypto is back!

16% is not bad for 6 months in the stock market, I’ve been stuck between 7-8% YTD since beginning of March.

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 5:53:13pm

re: #81 CleverToad

Only about a foot at my place in the southeast part of the metro, but yeah, the foothills are getting socked. A friend in Evergreen had 32” as of midmorning.

A foot in a day is a lot for Denver Metro! And it’s not over!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:00:49pm
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JC1  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:02:10pm

re: #71 Charles

Hey, look at that - the $100 I put into crypto-currency a while ago is now worth $116! It’s a rally! Crypto is back!

Bitcoin at/near all time highs. Tech stocks at all time highs driven by AI hype. I just hope that the party keeps going through November.

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Charles  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:03:20pm

re: #85 JC1

When the bubble pops it’s going to be brutal.

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JC1  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:10:20pm

re: #80 Charles

Trying and failing to imagine how a real economy based on crypto-currency with its wild fluctuations in value could possibly work in the real world.

Your car payment would be $20 one month, then $1800 the next.

It can’t work. That doesn’t mean that there isn’t a place for crypto. I find gold bugs(people hoarding/’investing’ in gold)ridiculous. BTC can be viewed as digital gold (there are obvious differences, but from the point of a store of value there is some merritt to this view… if enough people play along and if governments don’t decide to squash it).

Non bitcoin crypto can be created out of thin air and doesn’t have built in scarcity. Some non bitcoin crypto has interesting use cases (contract settlement without a central broker and such) but those uses just aren’t catching on.

Crypto is also young enough that it hasn’t been through a prolonged economic downturn. When the next recession happens, my view is that most (maybe all) crypto will go away.

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JC1  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:12:10pm

re: #86 Charles

When the bubble pops it’s going to be brutal.

Which is why I’m hoping it doesn’t happen before the election. There was probably nothing McCain could have done to win in 2008 once Wall Street melted down in September/October 2008.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:25:10pm
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Patricia Kayden  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:36:12pm

re: #84 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Tripsp

Lol

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teleskiguy  Mar 14, 2024 • 6:46:39pm

re: #67 teleskiguy

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austin_blue  Mar 14, 2024 • 7:14:49pm

re: #86 Charles

When the bubble pops it’s going to be brutal.

Brutal for some, Meh for most.


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