Video: Andrew Weissmann on Why Trump May Have Violated His Bail Conditions: “Threatening the President Is a Crime”

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Andrew Weissmann joins Katie Phang to discuss Donald Trump’s attacks on Judge Merchan’s daughter, the judge presiding over Trump’s criminal hush money trial. Weissmann and Phang also discuss whether these attacks violate Trump’s gag order.

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 31, 2024 • 5:57:52pm

“Threatening the President Is a Crime”

ITS NOT A CRIME WHEN TEH PRESIDENT DOES IT!!!!1!!1!!!!!

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 5:59:24pm

I like Katie Phang - she has a decent legal mind and sticks to the facts that have been presented like a mathematician to a formula. Andrew Weissmann tries to ‘interpret’ the law for the viewers, but mostly what he ends up doing is raising anxiety levels with possible red herrings Trump could throw at the court…and will…as if those are relevant.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:00:22pm

“a veneer of plausible deniability”

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:01:20pm

Trump is losing his veneers.

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Charles  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:04:32pm

MonoNeon - “lock yourself in a room (that’s cool as well)” feat. Jacob Collier

MonoNeon - “lock yourself in a room (that’s cool as well)” feat. Jacob Collier

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:11:21pm

I have a Doppelganger!

Here is a lady, who looks exactly like me, but who is not me, dancing with joy at the opportunity to prepare food packages for the needy at my son-in-law’s soup kitchen in Israel.

Dancing Lady, whatever your name is, I hope to meet you and we can dance together!

Babushka’s Doppelganger on Instagram

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:13:44pm

So this may be one of the most sad and confusing things I have read in a long time:

A fifteen year old boy with autism, Sebastian Rogers, from Hendersonville, TN, went missing at the end of February. His mom went up to his room to wake him and he wasn’t there. The police went looking for him, but haven’t found him yet.

Recently, a group calling itself the Royal Cajun Navy, decided to go look for him. I know nothing about the group, but before they really got started they stopped because people started making threats against them. I’m not sure if they’re good or bad people, but I definitely don’t understand people sometimes.

wsmv.com

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:17:13pm

I feel like I deserve God’s anger, but that’s just vanity - I’m only mediocre at sinning

oglaf.com

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:17:59pm
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Charles  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:18:25pm
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Decatur Deb  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:18:28pm

re: #7 Belafon

The Cajun Navy is a bunch of Good (Great) ol’ Boys with serious bass and other sport boats. Over time they have organized and trained themselves for water rescue in that part of the world.

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Unabogie  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:22:35pm

re: #9 ckkatz

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JoJoFromJerz Xitter post

Are they still whining about Ronna? Because the knock on her isn’t that she’s a Republican (Joe Scarborough is a Republican.)

It’s that she participated in a plot to overthrow Democracy. Come to think of it, so did Cruz.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:23:50pm

re: #7 Belafon

I understand that the Cajun Navy was formed after Hurricane Katrina to provide emergency response during disasters. I also understand that they proved helpful after Hurricanes Harvey (2017) and Laura (2020). According to the Wiki article the United Cajun Navy is part of that group.

Wiki: Cajun Navy

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:31:01pm

re: #6 Vicious Babushka

Your doppelganger definitely can move!

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:32:20pm

Made arroz con pollo at home for our last night here in Punta de Mita…let’s just say it was authentic Meh-xican…but limited ingredients and I will credit myself for making a tequila lime marinade from scratch though I’d like those last two shots of Tres Generaciones back…

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:32:38pm

re: #14 ckkatz

Your doppelganger definitely can move!

I can’t move like that.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:34:02pm

re: #16 Vicious Babushka

I can’t move like that.

You can in your mind! That’s all that matters!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:51:04pm

re: #6 Vicious Babushka

BLESS HER HEART!

She brings joy into her work!!!!

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:55:10pm

How to improve the flavor of peeps.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:56:44pm
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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:57:11pm

This guy (who I first thought was Matt Walsh, but he isn’t) makes it plain as day:

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:58:37pm

MAGA Pastor Says ‘200 Bibles’ Set Ablaze Outside His Church on Easter Morning

It’s that Asshole Greg Locke and I would not be surprised if it’s a stunt he set up.

Pastor Greg Locke, Global Vision’s founder and a self-professed “social media firebrand,” took to Facebook and Instagram to share photos of a charred utility trailer holding dozens of burned Bibles. In a caption, he said that the church’s security cameras had caught “a man” parking the trailer “right in front of our church.”

During his Sunday sermon, Locke framed the burning trailer as another warning shot. “The average church would be like, ‘Oh, my goodness, they’re coming against us.’ And I’m like, thank God they are. Thank God they are,” he told his audience, who cheered back at him.

“If you think that Christianity is not under attack more than ever before in the United States of America, you have not been paying attention. 🤣

Uh, Greg the problem is YOU and the ASSHOLES you encourage to go after people.

thedailybeast.com

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 6:59:22pm
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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:00:13pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:00:43pm

“A pro-Trump rally in Georgia went terribly wrong as large speakers kept crashing to the ground, and at another point, their stage tipped over, and the pulpit hit the ground. The organizer, apparently not familiar with basic physics blamed ‘Democrats.’”

rawstory.com

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:04:34pm

re: #25 Joe Bacon ✅

🤔 Somebody is trying to tell them something.

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:04:43pm

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Dangerman  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:11:51pm

re: #12 Unabogie

Are they still whining about Ronna? Because the knock on her isn’t that she’s a Republican (Joe Scarborough is a Republican.)

It’s that she participated in a plot to overthrow Democracy. Come to think of it, so did Cruz.

While that is 100% true, and sufficient (for me)

The kicker is she was gonna work for a news organization. She’s a liar. No credibility. Couldn’t or wouldn’t even redeem herself on her first interview.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:18:28pm

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:28:36pm

A favorite pastime is searching for old photographs of people and places of whom I’ve known of or been to just to actually see how they used to be. I ran across this photo, taken in 1915 from Red Bluff, CA showing the eruption of Mt. Lassen. Just one year later, Lassen National Park was created. While dormant now, Lassen is still considered a potential threat.

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:33:44pm

re: #18 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Worked that way with Israel.
LGF, 2010:
The Truth about Area 51: Project Have Doughnut and the Israeli connection.

Much of the gear, tanks for instance, was familiar in the west,

And entrepreneural middlemen with Israeli connections like a old neighbor in Miami, sold captured Egyptian weapons to Central and South American dictators and political leaders like Anastasio Somoza.

My neighbor who got into weapon sales said Samoza was a good customer until he had leave Nicaragua. Samoza subsequently caught a bazooka shell in Paraguay.

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mmmirele  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:37:38pm

re: #30 sizzzzlerz

A favorite pastime is searching for old photographs of people and places of whom I’ve known of or been to just to actually see how they used to be. I ran across this photo, taken in 1915 from Red Bluff, CA showing the eruption of Mt. Lassen. Just one year later, Lassen National Park was created. While dormant now, Lassen is still considered a potential threat.

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Wow. This is an amazing picture. To someone in 1915, it would have looked downright apocalyptic. We’d still be awed today. Back in the early 1970s, my family went camping around Mt. Lassen and I remember walking through a lava tube. At the time, we were told the volcano was dormant. I guess we’ve learned more in the last 50 years.

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:42:05pm

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:45:43pm

re: #33 darthstar

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I don’t know if my kids saw that, but they stopped wanting easter baskets long before wife stopped giving them one.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:45:52pm

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darthstar  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:48:26pm

re: #30 sizzzzlerz

I grew up in Palo Cedro, about 50 miles west of Lassen. As a kid I took my dad’s truck to the Millville plains behind our property and collected lava rocks to line my mother’s garden. Must have collected 20 truckloads of rock.

All from the 1915 eruption.

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:54:36pm

re: #30 sizzzzlerz

A favorite pastime is searching for old photographs of people and places of whom I’ve known of or been to just to actually see how they used to be. I ran across this photo, taken in 1915 from Red Bluff, CA showing the eruption of Mt. Lassen. Just one year later, Lassen National Park was created. While dormant now, Lassen is still considered a potential threat.

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I love Lassen. We went there a few times when I was a kid (1960s) and we’ve gone nearly every year for the last 30 years. It is amazing how much things have changed over the years. It’s interesting to see how trees have grown back in the “devastated area” compared to the ’60s.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:58:06pm

re: #31 BeenHereAwhile

And entrepreneural middlemen with Israeli connections like a old neighbor in Miami, sold captured Egyptian weapons to Central and South American dictators and political leaders like Anastasio Somoza.

My neighbor who got into weapon sales said Samoza was a good customer until he had leave Nicaragua. Samoza subsequently caught a bazooka shell in Paraguay.

I’ve never heard of the captured weapons being exported to Nicaragua. I do know that Somoza, among others, had a lot of Israeli made weapons and munitions, including small arms of every kind, artillery ammunition, aerial bombs and rockets, and vehicles. They also had Israeli uniforms, web gear, helmets etc.
Jimmy Carter did force Israel to end these deliveries after the start of the Sandinista revolution.
Israel also had a very extensive arms trade with South Africa, apparently including plans for the Jericho missile and even top secret material for the South African nuclear weapons program. Post apartheid revelations by the South African government are how we know that the Jericho was a direct copy of the French SSBS silo launched ballistic missile. The plans were apparently transfered before the French Israeli split in 1968.
That is all a dirty semi-secret but it does not invalidate anything I have said, or reduce the value of what we received from that relationship.
Successive administrations in this country have had leverage with Israel and largely refused to use it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 31, 2024 • 7:59:12pm

re: #34 Belafon

I lived with my grandparents while I was in college. Despite my being an adult, my grandmother would always give me a few chocolate treats every year on Easter.

She was sweet that way. I miss her so damn much. 😢

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:01:25pm

re: #39 Eclectic Cyborg

I lived with my grandparents while I was in college. Despite my being an adult, my grandmother would always give me a few chocolate treats every year on Easter.

She was sweet that way. I miss her so damn much. 😢

We had to go see my son about his phone this weekend. My wife took him a few things.

The problem is my kids stopped eating the big easter bunnies years ago. I told him when we went up to his room that he could leave them in the common area if he doesn’t want them.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:02:50pm
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sizzzzlerz  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:04:52pm

re: #37 calochortus

I love Lassen. We went there a few times when I was a kid (1960s) and we’ve gone nearly every year for the last 30 years. It is amazing how much things have changed over the years. It’s interesting to see how trees have grown back in the “devastated area” compared to the ’60s.

It’s one of my favorites as well although I haven’t visited it nearly as often. I have always loved places like Lassen. Places like Mammoth Lakes, central Oregon around Bend, and Mt. Rainer in Washington.

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calochortus  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:07:33pm

re: #42 sizzzzlerz

It’s one of my favorites as well although I haven’t visited it nearly as often. I have always loved places like Lassen. Places like Mammoth Lakes, central Oregon around Bend, and Mt. Rainer in Washington.

All delightful locations. I’m also very fond of Great Basin Nat’l Park. There are just too many great places to visit especially if one wants to see them at different times of year, etc.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:11:55pm

I know we’re occasionally fond of quoting this, so we’ll give it a source (I’m getting this from craftinginterpreters.com on making your own interpreted programming language, the author provides a literary quote he thinks matches the feeling of the chapter):

“As the man said, for every complex problem there’s a simple solution, and it’s wrong.” - Umberto Eco, Foucault’s Pendulum

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:16:58pm

The Somozas weren’t just popular with international arms dealers. His wife, Hope Portocorrero, was something of a jet set fashionista, noted for her elegant wardrobe and named to the World’s 10 Best Dressed Women list in 1968. She was refered to as “Madame Somoza,” (something like “Princess Grace”) in the celebrity press. She and Anastasio separated but did not divorce before the revolution. She re-married late in life and died in Miami in 1991. Her daughter with Anastasio, Carolina, is married to the son of New York real estate developer Henry H. Minskoff.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:29:18pm

A rabbi was asked by one of his students “Why did God create atheists?” After a long pause, the rabbi finally responded with a soft but sincere voice. “God created atheists” he said, “to teach us the most important lesson of them all - the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that God commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his actions are based on his sense of morality. Look at the kindness he bestows on others simply because he feels it to be right. When someone reaches out to you for help. You should never say ‘I’ll pray that God will help you.’ Instead, for that moment, you should become an atheist - imagine there is no God who could help, and say ‘I will help you’.”
— Martin Buber, “Tales of the Hasidim”

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:32:34pm

re: #46 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I’ve been thinking about making a shirt that says “What would you do differently if God didn’t exist?”

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:37:06pm

re: #45 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

The Somozas weren’t just popular with international arms dealers. His wife, Hope Portocorrero, was something of a jet set fashionista, noted for her elegant wardrobe and named to the World’s 10 Best Dressed Women list in 1968. She was refered to as “Madame Somoza,” (something like “Princess Grace”) in the celebrity press. She and Anastasio separated but did not divorce before the revolution. She re-married late in life and died in Miami in 1991. Her daughter with Anastasio, Carolina, is married to the son of New York real estate developer Henry H. Minskoff.

Every time I am at some upper crust society event, which is not often but it does happen, I find myself wondering what kind of misery, cheating, and exploitation underpins the elegant lifestyles and expensive trappings. This is hardly an original observation but being from a poor background, I am probably more attuned to it than many others. They aren’t all scumbags by any means but many of them are and it is almost impossible to tell the difference in many cases.

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Vicious Babushka  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:41:14pm

It’s like “Borat” only Real Life!

Mastodon

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Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2024 • 8:49:30pm

re: #12 Unabogie

Are they still whining about Ronna? Because the knock on her isn’t that she’s a Republican (Joe Scarborough is a Republican.)

It’s that she participated in a plot to overthrow Democracy. Come to think of it, so did Cruz.

She could have acknowledged what she did was wrong and either offered a sincere apology or a standard insincere Repub non-apology (i.e. “I thought what I did was right, BUT…”) but she did neither. Instead, she first tried to deny she did anything wrong, and then when confronted with what she did she doubled down and insisted she was right to do it. After that, she was just another Rinsed Prius, another Trump apologist that the network hired because they wanted to appeal to MAGAts.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:24:03pm

Pretending I’m Donald Trump selecting a VP. It’s not enough for someone to be sycophantic; Pence did that. Trump’s VP has to be someone who will commit any crime for Trump without hesitation or conscience. So if I were Trump, I would give each candidate a puppy to hold during the interview, then at some point I would order them to murder the puppy with their bare hands. The candidate who could do that without hesitation would be my VP. Ranking Trump’s Most Likely VP Picks | Brian Tyler Cohen vs Tommy Vietor

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:26:14pm

re: #46 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

My son was ranting about fundamentalists the other day. I shrugged and said that anyone who does something from the fear of hell or the hope of heaven has so missed the point of Jesus that He was irrelevant to them anyway.

Just do what is right and DGAF about them.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:27:14pm

re: #37 calochortus

I love Lassen. We went there a few times when I was a kid (1960s) and we’ve gone nearly every year for the last 30 years. It is amazing how much things have changed over the years. It’s interesting to see how trees have grown back in the “devastated area” compared to the ’60s.

We used to camp between Mt Lassen and Chester CA. The National Forest campgrounds along the Feather River were primitive and empty. Now there are houses everywhere around there.

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Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:32:42pm

re: #51 No Malarkey!

Pretending I’m Donald Trump selecting a VP. It’s not enough for someone to be sycophantic; Pence did that. Trump’s VP has to be someone who will commit any crime for Trump without hesitation or conscience. So if I were Trump, I would give each candidate a puppy to hold during the interview, then at some point I would order them to murder the puppy with their bare hands. The candidate who could do that without hesitation would be my VP. [Embedded content]

I expect Trump to drag out the VP selection process as long as he possibly can, as not only does he not like sharing the spotlight, but he also absolutely loves the ego-stroking that all the hopefuls have been engaged in for months.

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:33:20pm

re: #38 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I’ve never heard of the captured weapons being exported to Nicaragua. I do know that Somoza, among others, had a lot of Israeli made weapons and munitions, including small arms of every kind, artillery ammunition, aerial bombs and rockets, and vehicles. They also had Israeli uniforms, web gear, helmets etc.
Jimmy Carter did force Israel to end these deliveries after the start of the Sandinista revolution.
Israel also had a very extensive arms trade with South Africa, apparently including plans for the Jericho missile and even top secret material for the South African nuclear weapons program. Post apartheid revelations by the South African government are how we know that the Jericho was a direct copy of the French SSBS silo launched ballistic missile. The plans were apparently transfered before the French Israeli split in 1968.
That is all a dirty semi-secret but it does not invalidate anything I have said, or reduce the value of what we received from that relationship.
Successive administrations in this country have had leverage with Israel and largely refused to use it.

I knew a couple of young men, ok, boys who were younger than me, in the early 80’s in my high school. Their father was my econ prof at the Uni when I was a HS senior (he was a good supply sider & I was a good democratic socialist. Enormous amounts of fun that went over most of the heads of the class. I got an A in the end).

The family had first fled from Somoza for being too leftist, went back to fight for the Sandinistas (the boys literally - they were the first ones to describe the Galil rifle to me as actual users of them) before they had to flee again, this time for being too right wing and ended up in Eau Claire WI.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:40:12pm

re: #54 Targetpractice

I expect Trump to drag out the VP selection process as long as he possibly can, as not only does he not like sharing the spotlight, but he also absolutely loves the ego-stroking that all the hopefuls have been engaged in for months.

That makes sense. Trump treats the selection like a reality show contest, so the obvious time for the big reveal is at or just before the GOP Convention.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:42:07pm

Dani J is a Bachata singer from Seville, Spain.

This clip is Entre Tú Y Mil Mares. It was originally done by Italian singer Laura Pausini in Italian. She then did a Spanish crossover version. It has since been covered by a lot of singers.

This version is the only ‘Official’ version of his that I could find.

Dani J - Entre Tú Y Mil Mares (Videoclip Oficial)

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:47:11pm

re: #54 Targetpractice

I expect Trump to drag out the VP selection process as long as he possibly can, as not only does he not like sharing the spotlight, but he also absolutely loves the ego-stroking that all the hopefuls have been engaged in for months.

Trump is especially not interested in anyone more exciting, attractive, or eloquent than he is. He doesn’t want to be upstaged by a more dynamic personality, especially one that is actually knowledgeable.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 31, 2024 • 9:49:59pm

Some good news out of Türkiye:

Turkey’s main opposition party dealt an unexpected blow to Recep Tayyip Erdoğan’s rule on Sunday with a sweeping victory in Turkey’s local elections, maintaining control of major cities including the capital, Ankara, and Istanbul, where Ekrem Imamoğlu secured a second term as mayor.

“My dear Istanbulites, you opened the door to a new future today,” Imamoğlu told overjoyed supporters of his opposition Republican People’s Party (CHP) while declaring victory. “Starting from tomorrow, Turkey will be a different Turkey. You opened the door to the rise of democracy, equality and freedom … You ignited hope at the ballot box.”

Favourable turnout continued benefit the opposition as the night wore on, and the CHP secured control of a broad swath of western Turkey and scored wins across more conservative regions next to the Black Sea and central Anatolia, areas traditionally seen as hostile to its policies.

theguardian.com

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:00:37pm

re: #55 William Lewis

The Galil was an interesting rifle. It was based upon a Finnish copy of the AK-47 . But was mostly built in the US M-16 (5.56x45) cartridge. It was intended as replacement for the standard IDF rifle, the FN-FAL after the 1973 war.

(Can’t blame them. The FN-FAL is long unwieldy, heavy and shoots the old 7.62x51 cartridge. Plus it really sucked due to many malfunctions from the desert dust. It got so bad that during the 1973 war a lot of soldiers ditched their FN and scrounged up very old Uzi submachine guns.)

However, as production geared up, the US decided to sell Israel M-16 and M-4’s. The US could produce the M-16 family much more cheaply than Israel could the Galil.

Eta- Galil is the Hebrew word for Galilee.

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Targetpractice  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:05:59pm

re: #52 William Lewis

My son was ranting about fundamentalists the other day. I shrugged and said that anyone who does something from the fear of hell or the hope of heaven has so missed the point of Jesus that He was irrelevant to them anyway.

Just do what is right and DGAF about them.

I always get a chuckle any time someone suggests or implies that the only thing keeping them “moral” is fear of “God” or eternal damnation. I can just go on Google and be deluged with plenty of examples of “Men of God” who buggered, stole, and lied their asses off because they know all they have to do is ask “forgiveness” and it’ll be granted for the right price.

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:18:43pm

re: #60 ckkatz

The Galil was an interesting rifle. It was based upon a Finnish copy of the AK-47 . But was mostly built in the US M-16 (5.56x45) cartridge. It was intended as replacement for the standard IDF rifle, the FN-FAL after the 1973 war.

(Can’t blame them. The FN-FAL is long unwieldy, heavy and shoots the old 7.62x51 cartridge. Plus it really sucked due to many malfunctions from the desert dust. It got so bad that during the 1973 war a lot of soldiers ditched their FN and scrounged up very old Uzi submachine guns.)

However, as production geared up, the US decided to sell Israel M-16 and M-4’s. The US could produce the M-16 family much more cheaply than Israel could the Galil.

Eta- Galil is the Hebrew word for Galilee.

I’d like to get a Galil sometime but they tend to $$$ in civilian versions.

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TedStriker  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:28:58pm

re: #60 ckkatz

The Galil was an interesting rifle. It was based upon a Finnish copy of the AK-47 . But was mostly built in the US M-16 (5.56x45) cartridge. It was intended as replacement for the standard IDF rifle, the FN-FAL after the 1973 war.

(Can’t blame them. The FN-FAL is long unwieldy, heavy and shoots the old 7.62x51 cartridge. Plus it really sucked due to many malfunctions from the desert dust. It got so bad that during the 1973 war a lot of soldiers ditched their FN and scrounged up very old Uzi submachine guns.)

However, as production geared up, the US decided to sell Israel M-16 and M-4’s. The US could produce the M-16 family much more cheaply than Israel could the Galil.

Eta- Galil is the Hebrew word for Galilee.

Still, the FAL (and its British inch-dimensioned and semi-auto-only variant, the L1A1) wasn’t referred to as “the right arm of the free world” for decades for nothing, since many of the nations outside of the Soviet bloc used it at some point (or still use it), with the notable exception of the US (who trialed it in the 50s, but ended up going with the M14 instead). It definitely made some interesting history at times, like this:

In the more than 70 years of use worldwide, the FAL has seen use in conflicts all over the world. During the Falklands War, the FN FAL was used by both sides. The FAL was used by the Argentine armed forces and the L1A1 Self Loading Rifle (SLR), a semi-automatic only version of the FAL, was used by the armed forces of the UK and other Commonwealth nations.[108]

en.wikipedia.org

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mmmirele  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:29:37pm

re: #40 Belafon

We had to go see my son about his phone this weekend. My wife took him a few things.

The problem is my kids stopped eating the big easter bunnies years ago. I told him when we went up to his room that he could leave them in the common area if he doesn’t want them.

My mother used to send me a Collin St. Bakery fruit cake every December when I was in college. I am no fruitcake fan, but there were a bunch of us who stayed in the co-op across the holidays and I used to share those fruitcakes, which were devoured. No meals were being served so yeah, some people made a meal out of that fruitcake. But not me.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:39:07pm

re: #63 TedStriker

Still, the FAL (and its British variant, the L1A1) wasn’t referred as “the right arm of the free world” for decades for nothing, since many of the nations outside of the Soviet bloc used it at some point (with the notable exception of the US, who trialed it in the 50s, but ended up going with the M14 instead).

You are very correct that the FN-FAL was a very popular rifle among militaries of the world. And it does have many supporters. And even today there are a lot of collectors of it. And the NATO standard cartridge it is based on, 7.62x51 still also has a lot of supporters.

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TedStriker  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:45:35pm

re: #65 ckkatz

You are very correct that the FN-FAL was a very popular rifle among militaries of the world. And it does have many supporters. And even today there are a lot of collectors of it. And the NATO standard cartridge it is based on, 7.62x51 still also has a lot of supporters.

Well, because, like the similar AK rounds, 7.62x51 NATO hits like a loco mule, if you can get it on-target, which is why some DMR and sniper rifles still use it.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:47:43pm

re: #64 mmmirele

My mother used to send me a Collin St. Bakery fruit cake every December when I was in college. I am no fruitcake fan, but there were a bunch of us who stayed in the co-op across the holidays and I used to share those fruitcakes, which were devoured. No meals were being served so yeah, some people made a meal out of that fruitcake. But not me.

Mom would get the Claxton fruit cake bars every holiday season. Mom would put them in the freezer, slice them real thin and then put a shmear of cream cheese on a slice. Mom did her magic and make them edible.

One year we got the Harry & David fruitcake that is more of a confection and dad literally gobbled up half of it at one setting topping slice after slice with whipped cream.

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TedStriker  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:48:23pm

re: #67 Joe Bacon ✅

Mom would get the Claxton fruit cake bars every holiday season. Mom would put them in the freezer, slice them real thin and then put a shmear of cream cheese on a slice. Mom did her magic and make them edible.

One year we got the Harry & David fruitcake that is more of a confection and dad literally gobbled up half of it at one setting topping slice after slice with whipped cream.

Fresh Claxton fruit cake is some good shit…

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:52:32pm

Ok first we had the Easter Bunny Venice Muscle Beach Posse and now…

THIS…

Everybody wants to get in the act…

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2024 • 10:52:45pm

re: #63 TedStriker

Still, the FAL (and its British inch-dimensioned and semi-auto-only variant, the L1A1) wasn’t referred to as “the right arm of the free world” for decades for nothing, since many of the nations outside of the Soviet bloc used it (or still use it) at some point (with the notable exception of the US, who trialed it in the 50s, but ended up going with the M14 instead). It definitely made some interesting history at times, like this:

en.wikipedia.org

Put together one from a parts kit in another lifetime. It was a sweet rifle but feeding it .308 got to be too hard on the very limited budget I had at the time. 7.62x39 is much easier to deal with these days. I became very intimately aware of the pros and cons of the FAL/L1 design from it (it was an Inch parts kit with a healthy chunk of metric parts thrown in for confusions sake 😉 ) Should have kept it on the one hand but on the other, my current Zastava AK is probably better suited to me in many many ways.

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 31, 2024 • 11:27:05pm

re: #38 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I’ve never heard of the captured weapons being exported to Nicaragua. I do know that Somoza, among others, had a lot of Israeli made weapons and munitions, including small arms of every kind, artillery ammunition, aerial bombs and rockets, and vehicles. They also had Israeli uniforms, web gear, helmets etc.
Jimmy Carter did force Israel to end these deliveries after the start of the Sandinista revolution.

*Snip*

That is all a dirty semi-secret but it does not invalidate anything I have said, or reduce the value of what we received from that relationship.
Successive administrations in this country have had leverage with Israel and largely refused to use it.

Didn’t mean to do anything but to substantiate what you wrote.

Israel did what was natural with captured weaponry they or the US had no need of - they sold it along with whatever else was allowed.
The 1960s & 1970s were a wild time in Miami, and Central America wanted arms to thwart expansion of the Cuban Revolution.

Being subsequently involved in several federal criminal court cases involving weapon sales, I bumped into enough ATF, MPD Bomb Squad, and attorneys who verified the neighbor’s activities.

As it was said, “in Miami, the rules are different.

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ericblair  Mar 31, 2024 • 11:50:18pm

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:16:27am

re: #72 ericblair

The best thing about these two event happening on the same day is that by listening to those who whine the loudest we get a quick peek at who knows Jesus the least.

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:39:29am

re: #63 TedStriker

Still, the FAL (and its British inch-dimensioned and semi-auto-only variant, the L1A1) wasn’t referred to as “the right arm of the free world” for decades for nothing, since many of the nations outside of the Soviet bloc used it at some point (or still use it), with the notable exception of the US (who trialed it in the 50s, but ended up going with the M14 instead). It definitely made some interesting history at times, like this:

en.wikipedia.org

They “trialed” in the sense that they put a FAL prototype chambered in 7.62x51mm against a prototype M14 (T44) and another prototype (T25) in a series of trials that were designed to favor the T44, came away with all three rifles giving similar results, and then coming up with petty excuses for why the T44 was “better” and adopting it instead.

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:02:51am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:03:34am

Birb today. I was gonna say that I got a hole in one, then April Fool’s! but I’m really not into that.

BTW, isn’t an eagle a birdie? And why is one called out and the other is generic? I mean, what kind of birdie is it?

Sorry…4 am morning thoughts.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:09:04am

re: #74 Targetpractice

They “trialed” in the sense that they put a FAL prototype chambered in 7.62x51mm against a prototype M14 (T44) and another prototype (T25) in a series of trials that were designed to favor the T44, came away with all three rifles giving similar results, and then coming up with petty excuses for why the T44 was “better” and adopting it instead.

The biggest lie in the whole mess was Springfield promising they could use most of the M1 tooling to produce the M14 so it could be built at significant savings (this is outlined in General Hatcher’s book “Hatcher’s Notebook”. He loved the M1 & there is insane levels of pro-M14 propaganda & anti FAL, AK, STG, & M-16 in his writings.) that of course was false & known by Springfield to be false. The costs of this was one of the biggest single causes of the closure of the armory.

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:09:23am

I’ll be spending all of the daylight tomorrow this morning driving with my colleague from Ketchum, ID back to Edwards, CO. 11-12 hours. Oy.

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:15:04am

re: #75 teleskiguy

I shared this to my Facebook. Fully expect to wake up to angry shit from the Christians in my “friends” list. Fuck ‘em.

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teleskiguy  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:18:44am

re: #79 teleskiguy

I shared this to my Facebook. Fully expect to wake up to angry shit from the Christians in my “friends” list. Fuck ‘em.

It could’ve been worse. There is this meme.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:24:54am

re: #80 teleskiguy

It could’ve been worse. There is this meme.

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If I were any good at photoshop, I’d get Tom Ellis as Lucifer Morningstar high fiving him & going “Hell yes, Brother!” 😈

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:45:02am

re: #77 William Lewis

The biggest lie in the whole mess was Springfield promising they could use most of the M1 tooling to produce the M14 so it could be built at significant savings (this is outlined in General Hatcher’s book “Hatcher’s Notebook”. He loved the M1 & there is insane levels of pro-M14 propaganda & anti FAL, AK, STG, & M-16 in his writings.) that of course was false & known by Springfield to be false. The costs of this was one of the biggest single causes of the closure of the armory.

If you can find a copy, I recommend the book that was recommended to me on the subject: “Misfire: The History of How America’s Small Arms Have Failed Our Military.” Long and short of it, the US Army came into being in the post-Revolution landscape of limited resources and war-time stories about men with Kentucky/Pennsylvania Rifles changing the tide of war with single shots and adopted the mindset that an army built around slow, accurate long-range fire was the ideal.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 1:48:21am

re: #82 Targetpractice

If you can find a copy, I recommend the book that was recommended to me on the subject: “Misfire: The History of How America’s Small Arms Have Failed Our Military.” Long and short of it, the US Army came into being in the post-Revolution landscape of limited resources and war-time stories about men with Kentucky/Pennsylvania Rifles changing the tide of war with single shots and adopted the mindset that an army built around slow, accurate long-range fire was the ideal.

I’ve read it. That misbegotten fantasy/ideal crippled the US Army for generations.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:13:32am

Bibi is trying to navigate massive unrest in Israel over the war, the hostages, and the possible conscription of Ultra-Orthodox men. If his government falls and new elections bring Benny Gantz to power, it could pave the way to a peace deal which includes some level of Palestinian self-determination.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:19:42am

re: #84 No Malarkey!

Bibi is trying to navigate massive unrest in Israel over the war, the hostages, and the possible conscription of Ultra-Orthodox men. If his government falls and new elections bring Benny Gantz to power, it could pave the way to a peace deal which includes some level of Palestinian self-determination.

This, from the article, is important:

Netanyahu is also facing a litany of corruption charges which are slowly making their way through the courts, and critics say his decisions appear to be focused on political survival over the national interest. Opinion polls show Netanyahu and his coalition trailing far behind their rivals if elections were held today.

Unless his governing coalition falls apart sooner, Netanyahu won’t face elections until spring of 2026.

Bibi understands full well that if his government falls apart, and new elections are held, the next phase of his career will most likely be as a prison inmate.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:26:27am

re: #85 Dr Lizardo

This, from the article, is important:

Bibi understands full well that if his government falls apart, and new elections are held, the next phase of his career will most likely be as a prison inmate.

Here is another article about how his coalition is split over the conscription issue. It’s going to take all of Bibi’s political skill to hold his majority together, because the ultra-orthodox parties will pull out if conscription of their men begins; Bibi is trying to get an extension of time to resolve the issue.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:33:45am

re: #86 No Malarkey!

Here is another article about how his coalition is split over the conscription issue. It’s going to take all of Bibi’s political skill to hold his majority together, because the ultra-orthodox parties will pull out if conscription of their men begins; Bibi is trying to get an extension of time to resolve the issue.

Yeah, if the IDF starts conscripting the Haredi, the ultra-orthodox parties will leave his coalition immediately, or at least, they’ve threatened to do so. Another issue is that funding is supposed to be cut, effective today. So far, I haven’t seen any mention in English-language Israeli media sources as to whether that’s happened or not.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:36:32am

re: #87 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, if the IDF starts conscripting the Haredi, the ultra-orthodox parties will leave his coalition immediately, or at least, they’ve threatened to do so. Another issue is that funding is supposed to be cut, effective today. So far, I haven’t seen any mention in English-language Israeli media sources as to whether that’s happened or not.

And what is gonna happen to the morale and morality of the IDF if those ultra-Orthodox guys are turned loose on Gaza?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:38:11am

re: #88 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And what is gonna happen to the morale and morality of the IDF if those ultra-Orthodox guys are turned loose on Gaza?

Honestly, I have no idea.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:47:21am

April Fools Day is our real anniversary—the day in 1966 when Wife and I became aware of each other. We were in the middle of an epic AWOL parachute club road trip to a dropzone in Ohio.

Must get a bottle of Snob Wine this afternoon.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:50:57am

re: #88 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And what is gonna happen to the morale and morality of the IDF if those ultra-Orthodox guys are turned loose on Gaza?

Even if conscription began today, it’s going to be awhile before those men are ready to deploy, and that is assuming they don’t resist conscription, basic training and deployment.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:54:57am

re: #91 No Malarkey!

Even if conscription began today, it’s going to be awhile before those men are ready to deploy, and that is assuming they don’t resist conscription, basic training and deployment.

And I could swear I read somewhere that Bibi managed to get a 30 day extension or something. Basically, he’s just kicking the can down the road a little bit rather than confronting the issue immediately.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:55:58am

re: #91 No Malarkey!

Even if conscription began today, it’s going to be awhile before those men are ready to deploy, and that is assuming they don’t resist conscription, basic training and deployment.

It will take some time, but what will it be like if they are deployed in a sensitive zone of conflict? (as if there were any other kind for them to be deployed in)

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:56:55am

re: #93 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

It will take some time, but what will it be like if they are deployed in a sensitive zone of conflict? (as if there were any other kind for them to be deployed in)

Or perhaps deployed to bases in the center of the country to free up reliable troops for use elsewhere?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:58:00am

re: #94 William Lewis

Or perhaps deployed to bases in the center of the country to free up reliable troops for use elsewhere?

Which will again have a negative impact on overall morale

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:58:13am

re: #87 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, if the IDF starts conscripting the Haredi, the ultra-orthodox parties will leave his coalition immediately, or at least, they’ve threatened to do so. Another issue is that funding is supposed to be cut, effective today. So far, I haven’t seen any mention in English-language Israeli media sources as to whether that’s happened or not.

Aren’t they the most hawkish?

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:58:50am

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 2:59:40am

re: #96 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Aren’t they the most hawkish?

Typically, yes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:01:44am

re: #98 Dr Lizardo

Typically, yes.

The most hawkish but exempt from service.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:02:38am

re: #93 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

It will take some time, but what will it be like if they are deployed in a sensitive zone of conflict? (as if there were any other kind for them to be deployed in)

As I understand it, and keep in mind I am speaking from the expertise derived from reading an article on the internet, these Ultra-Orthodox are primarily focused on religious study, and aren’t the same people as the ultra-nationalists settling in the West Bank and displacing Palestinians. I’m sure VB is vastly more knowledgeable about this.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:03:08am

re: #99 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The most hawkish but exempt from service.

It’s easy to be an ultra-hawk from the comfort of one’s tastefully-furnished parliamentary office.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:04:09am

re: #96 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Aren’t they the most hawkish?

Hawks don’t like to actually get shot at. It’s for the peons to shed blood and die for them.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:04:37am

re: #25 Joe Bacon ✅

“A pro-Trump rally in Georgia went terribly wrong as large speakers kept crashing to the ground, and at another point, their stage tipped over, and the pulpit hit the ground. The organizer, apparently not familiar with basic physics blamed ‘Democrats.’”

rawstory.com

I finally went back and clicked through on this…OMG that stage is massive! I’m surprised thousands of people weren’t hurt!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:10:24am

re: #103 darthstar

I finally went back and clicked through on this…OMG that stage is massive! I’m surprised thousands of people weren’t hurt!

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You’re joking right? Was that seriously the stage that collapsed?

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:12:33am

re: #104 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

You’re joking right? Was that seriously the stage that collapsed?

Anybody have an extra holding pin for a tilt-a-bed? We lost ours as we were dumping manure just before we set up for the rally.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:13:29am

re: #104 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

You’re joking right? Was that seriously the stage that collapsed?

Oh. I see. This was a 10 person “rally” for trump but he wasn’t there.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:14:08am

An interesting AP article here concerning Brazil….

Two days after Rio de Janeiro city councilwoman Marielle Franco’s 2018 assassination, her widow sat down with the chief of the state’s civil police, Rivaldo Barbosa, who pledged to do everything in his power to hold the guilty parties to account.

In fact, the man Veja magazine once exalted as “Rio’s Sherlock” had the exact opposite intent, according to newly revealed allegations. Federal Police arrested Barbosa on March 24 — over six years later — for allegedly helping orchestrate Franco’s killing and taking money to obstruct the very investigation he would oversee.

“Hours after my wife’s murder, I was in front of a man who knew exactly what had happened and, more than that, who was part of ordering it,” Mônica Benício said through tears in an interview with TV Brasil after his arrest.

The explosive revelations in the nearly 500-page Federal Police report offer an unprecedented glimpse into how organized crime has undermined Rio’s institutions and reveal the extent of corruption in a city where militias allegedly pay police to look away. The death of Franco, a rising political star who resisted militias’ expansion and fought ardently for the poor, has driven home the consequences of allowing organized crime to run roughshod over Rio’s sprawling landscape.

apnews.com

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A Mom Anon  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:14:40am

re: #104 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Sadly, it is not a joke. But happily, look at that huge audience and stage with an amazing sound system!

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:15:45am

re: #92 Dr Lizardo

And I could swear I read somewhere that Bibi managed to get a 30 day extension or something. Basically, he’s just kicking the can down the road a little bit rather than confronting the issue immediately.

The hold on yeshiva support seems to be a temporary freeze until a wider court ruling

A “source close to Netanyahu” said in response on Sunday that it was “unclear what was so urgent for the attorney general to create a schism in Israeli society on the draft issue, after the High Court accepted the prime minister’s request to complete a new plan within 30 days with an expanded bench of nine judges. The attorney general’s office is not authorized to empty the content of the High Court’s decisions.”

The comment by this “source close to Netanyahu” referred to the fact that the High Court’s directive to cease funding was given as a temporary measure, and that in May an expanded bench of nine justices will decide whether or not to make the measure permanent. This means that while yeshivot are likely to lose funding for the month of April, they can begin to receive funding once again as soon as May if the government can come up with a new proposal for the haredi draft that will earn the support of the attorney general.

jpost.com

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:17:11am

re: #106 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It was a good excuse to dress up and listen to Carl talk about DEI chemtrails in the water and get a handful of Corinne’s flag cookies.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:18:23am

re: #109 Decatur Deb

Ah, OK, that clarifies the matter.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:28:28am

So, it wasn’t just American intel agencies that warned about the recent Moscow attack. The Iranians warned them too.

Iran tipped off Russia about the possibility of a major “terrorist operation” on its soil ahead of the concert hall massacre near Moscow last month, three sources familiar with the matter said.

In the deadliest attack inside Russia in 20 years, gunmen opened fire with automatic weapons at concertgoers on March 22 at the Crocus City Hall, killing at least 144 people in violence claimed by the Islamic State militant group.

“Days before the attack in Russia, Tehran shared information with Moscow about a possible big terrorist attack inside Russia that was acquired during interrogations of those arrested in connection with deadly bombings in Iran,” said one source.

reuters.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:41:05am

re: #112 Dr Lizardo

So, it wasn’t just American intel agencies that warned about the recent Moscow attack. The Iranians warned them too.

reuters.com

Further proof that Ukraine was behind it, they are all in cahoots.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:45:14am

I did it, and I didn’t regret it.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 3:49:11am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:00:49am

re: #115 darthstar

Why don’t we have systems like this in place for automobiles?

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:05:48am

re: #116 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Why don’t we have systems like this in place for automobiles?

Mostly the size of the batteries needed. There have been proposals but you need something like a quick lube change location so you could drive in, have a hatch on the vehicle opened, a large several hundred kg battery pulled out by a robot arm and a fresh one installed before driving away, probably (knowing American capitalism) for an “appropriate” service charge. So - a vehicle built to accept a standard battery, a standard battery, a standard changing station and a standard charger at the station. All built new.

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Randall Gross  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:09:13am
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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:17:32am

re: #116 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Why don’t we have systems like this in place for automobiles?

Auto batteries weigh over 800 lbs.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:18:43am

re: #118 Randall Gross

Yeah, that’s using something without permission of the trademark holder.

But, I will give the Murrieta PD a point or two for creativity. It made me chuckle the first time I saw it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:19:26am

re: #117 William Lewis

You drive over one hatch, drop the battery, the car is then shunted over the next hatch where a battery is hydraulically raised into place.

Quick, simple efficient, easily implemented for municipal or commercial vehicle fleets.

There is one reason we don’t have this:

The Electric Car of the Future (The Simpsons)

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:22:11am

re: #117 William Lewis

It would take a high level of cradle-to-grave standardization, but swapping out from below could involve a system much like a pull-through car wash, but faster and drier.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:23:50am

Par…but as Palm Sunday was over a week ago I should be forgiven.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:24:58am

re: #122 Decatur Deb

It would take a high level of cradle-to-grave standardization, but swapping out from below could involve a system much like a pull-through car wash, but faster and drier.

We could have had it ages ago but…the whole would would think we were gay.

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steve_davis  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:25:18am

re: #61 Targetpractice

I always get a chuckle any time someone suggests or implies that the only thing keeping them “moral” is fear of “God” or eternal damnation. I can just go on Google and be deluged with plenty of examples of “Men of God” who buggered, stole, and lied their asses off because they know all they have to do is ask “forgiveness” and it’ll be granted for the right price.

Yep. Bonhoeffer’s cheap grace. The man did write a book about it (the Cost of Discipleship.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:25:55am

re: #120 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, that’s using something without permission of the trademark holder.

But, I will give the Murrieta PD a point or two for creativity. It made me chuckle the first time I saw it.

Thank god they can use Steamboat Willie’s head for free now in their mugshots.

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Randall Gross  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:25:59am

re: #120 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, that’s using something without permission of the trademark holder.

But, I will give the Murrieta PD a point or two for creativity. It made me chuckle the first time I saw it.

It’s a way for the police to flout a law they don’t like I guess, the basic thing is they shouldn’t post pics of people who might be innocent (Like this guy)
However they still want to post pics instead of just releasing a statement that they have captured a suspect, or someone was detained, etc.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:27:08am

re: #119 darthstar

Auto batteries weigh over 800 lbs.

That makes their “fuel” to payload ratio something like 1:1. Half their effort is moving batteries around.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:27:22am

Nothing dictatorish about this at all…

Mastodon

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:28:10am

Considering everything else going on right now, I’ll take the little things.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:28:49am

re: #127 Randall Gross

It’s a way for the police to flout a law they don’t like I guess, the basic thing is they shouldn’t post pics of people who might be innocent (Like this guy)
However they still want to post pics instead of just releasing a statement that they have captured a suspect, or someone was detained, etc.

Well, as Darthstar said, now they can just use Steamboat Willie’s head. Granted, they should probably content themselves with a press release or something.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:29:26am

re: #129 darthstar

Nothing dictatorish about this at all…

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:45:12am

re: #125 steve_davis

Yep. Bonhoeffer’s cheap grace. The man did write a book about it (the Cost of Discipleship.

An excellent book and probably one of the greatest works of theology in the last several hundred years that I’ve read. Of course, I’m just an amateur so I’m sure I’ve missed a lot.

To go along with my comment up thread, “Jesus himself did not try to convert the two thieves on the cross; he waited until one of them turned to him.”
― Dietrich Bonhoeffer, Letters and Papers from Prison

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:48:36am

And Nietzsche’s Übermensch had nothing to do with the Nazi’s racial ideal (although they tried to co-opt him as one of their own) but rather also the sort of person who does not need a strict moral code or fear of punishment to understand how and want to be a good and moral person of their own free will.

And isn’t Free Will also the basis of what Christian Morality is supposed to be about?

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Randall Gross  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:51:20am

re: #134 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And Nietzsche’s Übermensch had nothing to do with the Nazi’s racial ideal (although they tried to co-opt him as one of their own) but rather also the sort of person who does not need a strict moral code or fear of punishment to understand how and want to be a good and moral person of their own free will.

And isn’t Free Will also the basis of what Christian Morality is supposed to be about?

Dunno about that, but as stated above Willy is free.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 4:52:35am

Willy has been liberated, but we are Born Free

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:00:10am

re: #136 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Willy has been liberated, but we are Born Free

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:02:21am

re: #134 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

For some reason, whenever I read Nietzsche’s name, I always think of A Fish Called Wanda, and then I immediately think of this…

“Now let me correct you on a couple things, okay? Aristotle was not Belgian! The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself!” And the London Underground is not a political movement! Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked ‘em up.”

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ericblair  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:03:15am

Dear oh dear.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:04:53am

re: #139 ericblair

Dear oh dear.

That news really calls for this one:

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:10:05am
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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:11:41am

re: #125 steve_davis

Yep. Bonhoeffer’s cheap grace. The man did write a book about it (the Cost of Discipleship.

If the only reason you are moral is because of fear, you are a bad person.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:15:12am

re: #56 No Malarkey!

That makes sense. Trump treats the selection like a reality show contest, so the obvious time for the big reveal is an announcement at or just before the GOP Convention, that there will be an announcement in two weeks.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:18:04am

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:19:15am

re: #114 darthstar

I did it, and I didn’t regret it.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:23:41am

re: #91 No Malarkey!

Even if conscription began today, it’s going to be awhile before those men are ready to deploy, and that is assuming they don’t resist conscription, basic training and deployment.

More likely support than frontline soldiers.
Imo, but what do I know?

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:24:05am

re: #92 Dr Lizardo

And I could swear I read somewhere that Bibi managed to get a 30 day extension or something. Basically, he’s just kicking the can down the road a little bit rather than confronting the issue immediately.

That delay tactic. Where have I seen it before?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:32:15am

re: #139 ericblair

According to updated information, the area of the fire at the Uralmashzavod plant has increased to 4000m², the Ministry of Emergency Situations reports.

mstdn.social

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:36:12am

re: #139 ericblair

re: #140 William Lewis

Beastie Boys - Sabotage

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:37:58am

re: #139 ericblair

Always skeptical of these kinds of videos. I’m sure the truth is somewhere in the middle.

reuters.com

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:38:38am

re: #125 steve_davis

Yep. Bonhoeffer’s cheap grace. The man did write a book about it (the Cost of Discipleship.

I can sort of understand someone “sincerely” interpreting things in a way that ultimately proved incorrect when they arrived at the gates.

I do not understand those who think they’re smarter than god, can “cheat” and get away with it or that god doesn’t know everything including their every thought and motivation

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:42:36am

re: #116 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Would be really cool if it was widespread.

Nio ES8 battery swap at Vestby, Norway

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 5:58:17am
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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:01:32am

re: #116 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Why don’t we have systems like this in place for automobiles?

You want to take my battery and give me some stranger’s battery?

Americans can’t have nice things because Americans are too selfish and short-sighted.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:01:59am

Giving LIEberman the sendoff he deserves.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:02:41am

re: #154 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

You want to take my battery and give me some stranger’s battery?

Americans can’t have nice things because Americans are too selfish and short-sighted.

But we have a scale model in the big box store propane tank swaps.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:10:33am

𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗴𝗴 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁

yahoo.com

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:11:29am

Good morning!

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:12:36am

re: #156 Decatur Deb

But we have a scale model in the big box store propane tank swaps.

Where communists tried to take my tank and give me someone else’s rusty tank!1!

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:13:16am

re: #154 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

You want to take my battery and give me some stranger’s battery?

Americans can’t have nice things because Americans are too selfish and short-sighted.

How do I know you didn’t give me a battery filled with GREEN energy?

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:18:16am

Meanwhile in the Villages:

Hasbeen actor and nutjob Randy Quaid will be here, along with nutjob Laura Loomer for a “fundraiser for January 6th defendants”. Tickets, for those stupid enough to want to attend, will be from $150 to $1000 each.

Someone ought to give these “Villagers for Trump 47” assholes some cognitive tests, because they have clearly lost their minds, and seem to be dangerous to themselves and others.

villages-news.com

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:19:28am

re: #153 Dr Lizardo

Ah, a movie from my childhood… where being an architect was heroic.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:21:17am

re: #157 Joe Bacon ✅

𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗘𝗴𝗴 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗘𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁

yahoo.com

Best comment

If Joe Biden had deliberately changed the policy on egg decoration to allow religious symbols on eggs, Republicans would have either (1) mischaracterized it as a religious symbol mandate and complained about Democratic government mandates; or (2) complained about Democrats desecrating of religious symbols by allowing them on a non-religious Easter symbol.

This has nothing to do with any principles. Its being contrarian. To everything.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:21:42am

Mark Burns, a résumé-padding, culture war-obsessed MAGA cultist and preacher who failed in his 2022 bid for Congress, has finally launched a Christian military academy he first announced back in October.

Last year, Burns described the “Burns Military Christian Academy” as necessary “to save our children from the evil public school system.”

He said on Facebook that the school would ensure that students “are not exposed to LGBTQ, CRT, or ‘woke’ teachings.” They would also wear “military-inspired” uniforms while using the Abeka curriculum (a fundamentalist Christian company that specializes in writing textbooks for parents who don’t want their kids to actually learn anything).

It’s familiar rhetoric for anyone who’s followed Burns and his political trajectory over the years. In November of 2021, he called for the establishment of a theocracy, saying that anything “contrary to the word of God” needs to be removed from the country and made “illegal.” This is a man who offered up a biblical defense when Trump condemned African nations as “shithole countries.”

Burns is a professional liar who wants to put his hand on the Bible while torching the Constitution. For a preacher who falsely claimed he spent six years in the Army Reserve, this was just the latest example of Burns disrespecting the people who actually serve in uniform.

friendlyatheist.com

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:23:23am

re: #161 Joe Bacon ✅

Meanwhile in the Villages:

Hasbeen actor and nutjob Randy Quaid will be here, along with nutjob Laura Loomer for a “fundraiser for January 6th defendants”. Tickets, for those stupid enough to want to attend, will be from $150 to $1000 each.

Someone ought to give these “Villagers for Trump 47” assholes some cognitive tests, because they have clearly lost their minds, and seem to be dangerous to themselves and others.

villages-news.com

None of the defendants will see a dime

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:27:03am

re: #163 Dangerman

Best comment

This has nothing to do with any principles. Its being contrarian. To everything.

Groucho Marx - I’m Against It

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:31:38am

re: #166 sagehen

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And he did it while signing and dancing

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:32:28am

re: #139 ericblair

A massive fire has broken out at one of Russia’s largest “defense” factories, Uralmash, in Yekaterinburg.

The causes are currently unknown.

The factory workers were glowing with such patriotic ardour that they spontaneously combusted.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:33:42am

re: #142 Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅

If the only reason you are moral is because of fear, you are a bad person.

All it takes is enough alcohol, drugs, mass anonymity or mass hyteria and you revert to a completely animalistic brute.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:34:39am

Sigh…looks like next weekend’s not a good weekend to go down to Nepenthe..

Mastodon

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:34:59am

re: #148 Dr Lizardo

According to updated information, the area of the fire at the Uralmashzavod plant has increased to 4000m², the Ministry of Emergency Situations reports.

They did the mash, the Uralmash, it was a zavodnik smash

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:35:42am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:35:52am

re: #152 GlutenFreeJesus

Would be really cool if it was widespread.

The American auto industry woldn’t consider it, but the Norwegian would…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:37:00am

re: #156 Decatur Deb

But we have a scale model in the big box store propane tank swaps.

I go down every six months or so and swap out my 11kg propane tank for my stove (around 4 gallons volume) for a new one.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:37:02am

re: #173 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The American auto industry woldn’t consider it, but the Norwegian would…

No Beatles earworms on a Monday morning!

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:38:17am

They spelled trump wrong

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:38:22am

re: #174 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

I go down every six months or so and swap out my 11kg propane tank for my stove (around 4 gallons volume) for a new one.

I take mine down to the station where they refill it. Got two empties at home right now…probably need to do that before I try to grill again.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:39:55am

re: #177 darthstar

I take mine down to the station where they refill it. Got two empties at home right now…probably need to do that before I try to grill again.

just put two racks of ribs on the grill (Easter Monday is a holiday here and in most of Europe)

got cole slaw marinating and the spuds will get put in the coals once the ribs have been smoked nice and tender.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:53:22am

GOP Congresswoman Going After OnlyFans Doesn’t Have a Clue

Daily Beast is wrong about that.

Rep. Ann Wagner is jealous of all those folks doing “naughty” things and getting paid for it.

Back in 2017, Congresswoman Ann Wagner (R-MO) orchestrated the passage of a pair of laws, known as FOSTA/SESTA, targeting sex workers. Now, she’s launching a new war on OnlyFans.

According to XBiz’s Gustavo Turner, Wagner recently accused the subscription-based platform of pushing illegal child porn videos and facilitating sex trafficking. “It is absolutely unconscionable,” she told Reuters in March. “These findings confirm what my office has known for years: Americans are being sexually exploited on OnlyFans. Congress and federal law enforcement must do more.”

I take it Wagner doesn’t subscribe or post on OnlyFans, but I do. And as one of the top earners on the platform, I know her accusations aren’t just far-fetched—they contradict the very nature of the website.

thedailybeast.com

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:57:14am

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2024 • 6:57:28am

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:01:50am

It wouldn’t be April Fool’s without this classic!

BBC: Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:06:04am

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul’s day….
bsky.app

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:06:47am

re: #182 Joe Bacon ✅

It wouldn’t be April Fool’s without this classic!

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Told my daughter I was going to build a car out of spaghetti….
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:09:41am

In our house, fusilli is referred to as “you crazy bastard” pasta

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SerialUpDinger  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:11:15am

YouTube

It is that day again… Puns, innuendo and broken locks - what is not to like?

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:12:14am

re: #185 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

In our house, fusilli is referred to as “you crazy bastard” pasta

Going to start using that.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:18:15am

re: #186 SerialUpDinger

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Video

It is that day again…

Cute

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:20:37am

re: #165 Dangerman

None of the defendants will see a dime

Good.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:24:13am

LP looking to get under Trump’ skin again…fine.

Mastodon

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Decatur Deb  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:24:52am

re: #178 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

just put two racks of ribs on the grill (Easter Monday is a holiday here and in most of Europe)

got cole slaw marinating and the spuds will get put in the coals once the ribs have been smoked nice and tender.

In Northern Italy, it’s Pasquetta (Little Easter). That’s considered the opening day of picnic season.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:25:27am

re: #189 Decatur Deb

Good.

It’s safe to say neither will their lawyers. It’s in Florida, it’s being underwritten by Save America PAC who will see that money gets to its rightful beneficiary..

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:35:48am

They ID’d the guys who had the horrendous Biden sticker on the back of their truck.

dailykos.com

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gocart mozart  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:36:19am
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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:39:13am

They came for Florida’s sun and sand. They got soaring costs and a culture war: Florida has seen a population boom in recent years, but many longtime residents and recent transplants say rising costs and divisive politics have them fleeing the Sunshine State.

◼ “So many people ask, ‘Why would you move back to Kansas?’ I tell them all the same thing — you’ve got to take your vacation goggles off”

◼ “It wasn’t the utopia on any level that I thought it would be….I didn’t expect it to be literally 100 degrees at night.”

◼ “Everyone is walking around with guns there….I consider myself a conservative guy, but if you want to carry a gun you should be licensed, there should be some sort of process.”

◼ “You cannot engage in a conversation there without politics coming up, it is just crazy. We’re retired, we’re supposed to be in our fun time of life….I learned quickly, just keep your mouth shut”

◼ Homeowners insurance rates in Florida rose 42% last year to an average of $6,000 annually, driven by hurricanes and climate change, and car insurance in Florida is more than 50% higher than the national average

◼ But while hundreds of thousands of new residents have flocked to the state on the promise of beautiful weather, no income tax and lower costs, nearly 500,000 left in 2022, according to the most recent census data.

LOL!

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:44:46am

re: #186 SerialUpDinger

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Video

It is that day again… Puns, innuendo and broken locks - what is not to like?

Just watched that. I like his videos and it took me a few seconds to realize what was going on. It got funnier as it continued. Kudos to TLPL!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:46:50am

re: #195 Dr. Matt

But while hundreds of thousands of new residents have flocked to the state on the promise of beautiful weather, no income tax and lower costs, nearly 500,000 left in 2022, according to the most recent census data.

Even more will flee as the state sinks and sinks and sinks…

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:51:23am

re: #170 darthstar

Sigh…looks like next weekend’s not a good weekend to go down to Nepenthe..

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:53:36am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:53:48am

re: #197 Joe Bacon ✅

They are already feeling the waters rising around them in the form of insurance rates. If they can find insurance at all…

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:54:45am

re: #76 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Birb today. I was gonna say that I got a hole in one, then April Fool’s! but I’m really not into that.

BTW, isn’t an eagle a birdie? And why is one called out and the other is generic? I mean, what kind of birdie is it?

Sorry…4 am morning thoughts.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:54:52am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:57:16am

So as of today it is legal to grow up to three cannabis plants per person in Germany, and to possess up to 25g in public and up to 50g at home.

And to consume it in public, they even published a map of where it is allowed and where not (within 100 meters of a school or playground, for example, and not in pedestrian precincts between 7am and 8pm, etc.)

I even ordered and planted some seeds for the balcony. The popped up and immediately started lecturing me about the Patriarchy and systemic wage inequality.

Then I realized they were feminized seeds…

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 1, 2024 • 7:57:51am

re: #164 Joe Bacon ✅

Mark Burns, a résumé-padding, culture war-obsessed MAGA cultist and preacher who failed in his 2022 bid for Congress, has finally launched a Christian military academy he first announced back in October.

Last year, Burns described the “Burns Military Christian Academy” as necessary “to save our children from the evil public school system.”

Queue news reports of sexual and disciplinary misconduct by members of the school staff.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:01:21am

re: #78 teleskiguy

I’ll be spending all of the daylight tomorrow this morning driving with my colleague from Ketchum, ID back to Edwards, CO. 11-12 hours. Oy.

In that amount of time you could drive from Detroit to the Holland Tunnel in New Jersey (driving across Manhattan & through Brooklyn will take another 11-12 hours.)

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Dave In Austin  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:01:33am

Lead Shoes…… If they want to wear them.

texasmonthly.com

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:02:18am

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:09:12am

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:10:34am

Republicans in disarray as GOP House members take sides in the GOP primary of HFC leader Bob Good.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:13:00am

re: #76 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Birb today. I was gonna say that I got a hole in one, then April Fool’s! but I’m really not into that.

BTW, isn’t an eagle a birdie? And why is one called out and the other is generic? I mean, what kind of birdie is it?

Sorry…4 am morning thoughts.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:13:20am

re: #209 No Malarkey!

Republicans in disarray as GOP House members take sides in the GOP primary of HFC leader Bob Good.

NYT: Republican Party disarray is bad news for the unified Democrat Party

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:14:48am

re: #211 Dr. Matt

lol. Real bad new for the D’s. Biden might actually be re-elected.

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JC1  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:15:17am

re: #209 No Malarkey!

Republicans in disarray as GOP House members take sides in the GOP primary of HFC leader Bob Good.

I wish them luck. Would be great if it was the start of a move to get rid of the nihilists.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:15:49am

just got one of those spam emails about sending $2k because they took over my machine months ago and have been recording the audio and video from my webcam*.

*of which i don’t have one

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Broad With Sass  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:20:21am

DJT Stock is having an April Fools kinda of day
Yahoo Ticker

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Dave In Austin  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:24:00am

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:24:31am
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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:27:41am

re: #215 Broad With Sass

$DJT -10%

❖ FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANY LOST OVER $58 MILLION IN 2023, AXIOS REPORTS IN CITING A SEC FILINGS

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:34:08am

re: #218 lawhawk

$DJT -10%

❖ FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP’S SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANY LOST OVER $58 MILLION IN 2023, AXIOS REPORTS IN CITING A SEC FILINGS

So by the time he is clear to sell this stock it will be worth less than a McDonald’s Happy Meal?

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:34:22am

Someone or something blew up the building adjacent to the Iranian embassy in Beirut.

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:35:16am

re: #219 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He’ll be able to buy a happy meal for the full cost of the happy meal, plus the paper receipt from his stock sale.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:35:24am

re: #76 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

My wife got me today with an April fools joke. I asked her to pop a package in the postal mailbox for an eBay sale I made while she was on her walk. She came back looking very concerned and satire she dropped it in a storm rain, was agreed in and she needed help to get it out: what was it, how much, etc. Brain was saying I believe this, very her … Back and forth… Not happy, but about to get up and help her retrieve it, when HA! Gotcha.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:38:08am

re: #216 Dave In Austin

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Where did you get a copy of the new X report form?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:38:45am

re: #219 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

So by the time he is clear to sell this stock it will be worth less than a McDonald’s Happy Meal?

He’ll be lucky to afford a cheeseburger. Not a value menu cheeseburger, though.

Just the cheeseburger.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:40:25am

re: #224 Dr Lizardo

He’ll be lucky to afford a cheeseburger. Not a value menu cheeseburger, though.

Just the cheeseburger.

no Pepsi

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:41:52am

uh…no you didn’t…

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:44:37am

re: #225 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

no Pepsi

No fries, either.

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:45:19am

Unspecified birbie. Wordle 1,017 3/6*

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:48:57am

re: #226 Joe Bacon ✅

In a purely Free Market system, repairs and maintenance are expenses to be minimized in order to enhance bottom line profits.

In a healthy economic system, Infrastructure maintenance is seen as an investment in a vital resource.

Just look at what happened to the UK after the mass privatization wave starting with Thatcher.

Same applies to things like education, health care, environmental and safety protections.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:53:27am

Yet another election denier sanctioned for meritless lawsuit.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:53:47am

re: #215 Broad With Sass

DJT Stock is having an April Fools kinda of day
Yahoo Ticker

The smart money bought on Thursday and is dumping today because who knows how fast it will fall when he loses his shit and blames President Biden…

Down 18% - it can go lower.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:54:08am

BREAKING: Trump rushed to hospital after collapsing at campaign event

Trump was in the middle of remarks about his legal issues while addressing a group of Florida donors when he suddenly gripped the podium and collapsed moments later.

Reports indicate he was taken to Sanitas Medical Center in Palm Beach.

Little is known about his condition at this time but this article will be updated as more information becomes available.

A Trump campaign spokesperson declined to comment on the incident at this time.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:55:37am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

Don’t give us hope like that.

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:55:40am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

Gonna treat anything relating to Trump or Biden health today as fake unless multiple sources confirm and there’s unadulterated live feed to show.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:56:28am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

BREAKING: Trump rushed to hospital after collapsing at campaign event

Cruel to give us false hope like that!

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:56:37am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

Nice. An April Fools Joke.

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:57:34am

re: #234 lawhawk

Gonna treat anything relating to Trump or Biden health today as fake unless multiple sources confirm and there’s unadulterated live feed to show.

unadulterated live feed

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2024 • 8:58:46am

re: #237 wrenchwench

unadulterated live feed

Was gonna repeat that like 10 times, but it want to get up there.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:01:38am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

BREAKING: Trump rushed to hospital after collapsing at campaign event

April’s fooling us? 😢

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:04:37am

re: #231 darthstar

The smart money bought on Thursday and is dumping today because who knows how fast it will fall when he loses his shit and blames President Biden…

Down 18% - it can go lower.

If I’m reading this correctly, I can put in a bid to buy at roughly half the current value this Friday?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:04:43am

Many years ago when I worked at John Wanamaker in a lease department we had a boss who came in from Florida. He was in Philly for the day and did a quicky tour of City Hall. A few of my fellow salespeople got wind that his last name was Fox. You guessed it he was given the phone number of the Philadelphia Zoo and told to check in with his relatives. Fortunately he used to live in the area and recognized the number.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:05:23am

re: #239 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Yesterday, some wag posted on Reddit’s Movies sub a headline that said, “Margot Robbie in talks to star in next film of Legendary’s Godzilla trilogy”.

Yeah, it got me, I admit. 😄

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:06:31am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

BREAKING: Trump rushed to hospital after collapsing at campaign event

Know what would be really side-splittingly hilarious right now?
If the Cheeto beast actually did croak today. We have 13 hours here in CDT, California has even more. LET’S GO NATURE!

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:06:52am

re: #239 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

April’s fooling us? 😢

Didn’t even bite…he hasn’t done a campaign event in two weeks.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:08:12am

re: #243 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Know what would be really side-splittingly hilarious right now?
If the Cheeto beast actually did croak today. We have 13 hours here in CDT, California has even more. LET’S GO NATURE!

I’d rather one or more DAs prosecuting him revoked his bail and demanded he show up by noon on Friday in NY or GA to be remanded into custody.

If we’re gonna have a shit show, let the feces fly.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:08:15am

re: #232 Eclectic Cyborg

We wouldn’t be that lucky. He’s still alive.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:08:16am

re: #244 darthstar

Didn’t even bite…he hasn’t done a campaign event in two weeks.

Plus it’s too early in the day. I don’t think he wakes from his junk food high until now.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:10:20am

re: #247 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Plus it’s too early in the day. I don’t think he wakes from his junk food high until now.

Also, a medical DQ from the race would immediately throw a Haley/Pence/Christie hot oil wrestling match on the card…even Vivek would be jumping on that pile. Do they try to woo the MAGA base or kick them to the curb and shoot for the moderate vote knowing conservatives will vote R no matter what?

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:11:11am

re: #248 darthstar

Also, a medical DQ from the race would immediately throw a Haley/Pence/Christie hot oil wrestling match on the card…even Vivek would be jumping on that pile. Do they try to woo the MAGA base or kick them to the curb and shoot for the moderate vote knowing conservatives will vote R no matter what?

We’d suffer an immediate national popcorn shortage.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:11:39am

re: #215 Broad With Sass

DJT Stock is having an April Fools kinda of day
Yahoo Ticker

Screw you for this, btw…now I’m obsessed hoping it hits -19% soon. It’s close - only about .24 to go…

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steve_davis  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:13:00am

re: #170 darthstar

Sigh…looks like next weekend’s not a good weekend to go down to Nepenthe..

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I cannot even imagine the terror one would experience driving over that at night and then suddenly finding oneself heading straight down the cliff because there’s no longer any sort of rail.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:14:57am

re: #241 PhillyPretzel ✅

Many years ago when I worked at John Wanamaker in a lease department we had a boss who came in from Florida. He was in Philly for the day and did a quicky tour of City Hall. A few of my fellow salespeople got wind that his last name was Fox. You guessed it he was given the phone number of the Philadelphia Zoo and told to check in with his relatives. Fortunately he used to live in the area and recognized the number.

I was assigned a number that used to belong to a Mr Lloyd Beaver. After repeated calls from people asking for Mr Beaver I started asking if they would like to speak to Mr Woodchuck instead.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:15:31am

re: #250 darthstar

Screw you for this, btw…now I’m obsessed hoping it hits -19% soon. It’s close - only about .24 to go…

at $60 his share was 4.7 billion….now it’s closer to 3.8 billion - so he’s lost close to a billion dollars this morning (on paper). I’m okay with that.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:16:07am

re: #253 darthstar

at $60 his share was 4.7 billion….now it’s closer to 3.8 billion - so he’s lost close to a billion dollars this morning (on paper). I’m okay with that.

He cannot sell it for another five weeks…

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:16:34am

re: #254 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

He cannot sell it for another five weeks…

I thought it was six months not six weeks.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:17:23am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:19:13am

re: #255 darthstar

I thought it was six months not six weeks.

then it will not even be a Happy Meal. And nobody is gonna take it as collateral for a loan either.

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nines09  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:23:01am

Hello all. Got my Philles game in yesterday. Packed house, not too hot and a come from behind victory where 2 potential inning ending outs were reversed on replay FOR the Phils.
Two in one game for the same team?
Not common.
House was a rocking.
Mom was at daughters house and we came back and ate at Maggiano’s in King Of Prussia.
Great day, great game, great meal and great company.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:23:56am

re: #257 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

then it will not even be a Happy Meal. And nobody is gonna take it as collateral for a loan either.

_____________________________

[Trump walks into a McDonalds]: “Can I have a napkin?”

[McD’s counter person]: “No. Go away.”

[Trump walks away to sad trombone noises]

And….scene.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:24:26am

re: #256 Dr. Matt

OK!

CONFESS!

Which one of you shorted that stock?

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steve_davis  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:25:07am

re: #151 Dangerman

I can sort of understand someone “sincerely” interpreting things in a way that ultimately proved incorrect when they arrived at the gates.

I do not understand those who think they’re smarter than god, can “cheat” and get away with it or that god doesn’t know everything including their every thought and motivation

the Catholic church already went through all of this with the idea of indulgences, which were really promulgated on an idea with absolutely zero basis for why it would exist—Purgatory. Somehow, you can either buy your way to salvation with coin, or with a kind of arduous pilgrimage (which you have to pronounce “pilgrimajuh” so that you sound appropriate for the early 1300’s), or by just paying an amount of gold sufficient to give you a literal “get out of jail not-so-free” bit of paper. And all of THAT, by the way, was helped along by a clever little man named Gutenberg, who allowed mass printing of indulgences via his invention, the printing press (here endeth my impression of James Burke and Connections).

One of the central tenets of the protestant sects—the whole “you can’t get to heaven based on Acts”—was built precisely because of the distaste those groups had for the pilgrimages and the indulgences. And of course, the less educated Baptist sects, along with pentecostals and other various holy rollers, have managed to bring it all around full circle by now imagining that Trump isnt’ the antichrist because a)they don’t wish that to be so and b)he grants them precisely the sorts of things that they want, which is precisely what Antichrist does, as all demons do.

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:26:39am

re: #259 Dr Lizardo

_____________________________

[Trump walks into a McDonalds]: “Can I have a napkin?”

[McD’s counter person]: “No. Go away.”

[Trump walks away to sad trombone noises]

And….scene.

You forgot the part where he screams “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” and the counter grunt goes “Yes, I just don’t give a shit.”

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:26:43am
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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:28:42am

Oh, yeah….

Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. (DJT)
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48.88-13.08 (-21.16%)

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:29:47am

re: #264 darthstar

Oh, yeah….

Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. (DJT)
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48.88-13.08 (-21.16%)

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:30:19am

The kids are, in fact, alright.

Doghouse Rose - It Is What It Is (Official Video)

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:30:29am

re: #115 darthstar

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When electric cars were first starting to get seriously discussed, I thought this idea would be best. All agree on a standard battery that could be dropped into the car when the old battery ran out, rather than stand around waiting for the currently installed battery to charge. I knew this was far fetched because battery technology would change too often to make that feasible, but something along those lines would be nice.

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dat_said  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:30:30am

re: #264 darthstar

48.88-13.08 (-21.16%)

ETTD or Dark Brandon?

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:31:17am

re: #21 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

Had to stop watching that vid. I was about to vomit.

To that bearded, Christo-fascist: Stop using the Bible as an excuse to gain power.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:32:06am

re: #261 steve_davis

They can get their souls washed clean and walk away, promising never to sin again.

But liberals and gays and transvestites/transgenders, feminists, etc., all those whose entire lifestyle is an abdomination unto the Lord cannot be forgiven until they abandon their sinful ways.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:34:07am

Best possible use case for AI: Algorithmically duplicating my Dad on the phone with a company service rep (also probably AI) complaining about some trivial detail in an attempt to get a refund for a used item. Does that new counter top soap dispenser not shoot out at the 45 degree angle you were expecting? Does it just shoot straight down into the sink like some kind of disgusting slut? Call Moen today and get PAID!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:34:44am

Today is also National One Cent Day!

…which is how much TRUTH stock is going to be worth by the time the market closes today!

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:34:44am

re: #261 steve_davis

the Catholic church already went through all of this with the idea of indulgences, which were really promulgated on an idea with absolutely zero basis for why it would exist—Purgatory. Somehow, you can either buy your way to salvation with coin, or with a kind of arduous pilgrimage (which you have to pronounce “pilgrimajuh” so that you sound appropriate for the early 1300’s), or by just paying an amount of gold sufficient to give you a literal “get out of jail not-so-free” bit of paper. And all of THAT, by the way, was helped along by a clever little man named Gutenberg, who allowed mass printing of indulgences via his invention, the printing press (here endeth my impression of James Burke and Connections).

One of the central tenets of the protestant sects—the whole “you can’t get to heaven based on Acts”—was built precisely because of the distaste those groups had for the pilgrimages and the indulgences. And of course, the less educated Baptist sects, along with pentecostals and other various holy rollers, have managed to bring it all around full circle by now imagining that Trump isnt’ the antichrist because a)they don’t wish that to be so and b)he grants them precisely the sorts of things that they want, which is precisely what Antichrist does, as all demons do.

thanks for the overview

so there are no new ideas really

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:36:10am

re: #267 Eventual Carrion

When electric cars were first starting to get seriously discussed, I thought this idea would be best. All agree on a standard battery that could be dropped into the car when the old battery ran out, rather than stand around waiting for the currently installed battery to charge. I knew this was far fetched because battery technology would change too often to make that feasible, but something along those lines would be nice.

I remember reading a proposal ages ago that suggested something similar, only it was a way to retrofit gas stations so ICE owners converting over to EVs could feel comfortable making the transition. It was similar to Ford’s idea for their own nuclear car back in the day, with stations keeping fully charged battery packs in underground storage bays and the act of “refueling” being nothing more than pulling atop an automated machine that would remove your car’s flat battery pack and swap it for a charged one. The only stumbling block is (of course) that the industry would have to standardize on battery packs and we know how they feel about using something that everybody else is using.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:36:15am

re: #268 dat_said

ETTD or Dark Brandon?

Dr Phunk - Down Down Down

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:37:12am

re: #268 dat_said

ETTD or Dark Brandon?

The invisible hand of the free market.

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KGxvi  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:39:23am

re: #117 William Lewis

Mostly the size of the batteries needed. There have been proposals but you need something like a quick lube change location so you could drive in, have a hatch on the vehicle opened, a large several hundred kg battery pulled out by a robot arm and a fresh one installed before driving away, probably (knowing American capitalism) for an “appropriate” service charge. So - a vehicle built to accept a standard battery, a standard battery, a standard changing station and a standard charger at the station. All built new.

Tesla floated this idea over a decade ago… and it never went anywhere

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:40:23am

If Donald gives himself 78.5 million shares of stock at $61.97 a share on Friday afternoon, and Monday trading closes at $47.83, how much money did he lose in one day?
(Markets aren’t closed yet, but do the math…and hope the TV analysts all mention how much money he lost so he gets reminded of it every hour after the market closes in 20 minutes).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:42:27am

re: #277 KGxvi

Tesla floated this idea over a decade ago… and it never went anywhere

As mentioned, it has to be an industry-wide standard that benefits all users and brands equally.

I wouldn’t trust Musk to come up with a scheme that would not push him into a monopoly position.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:43:15am

aging well

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:44:42am

re: #280 Dangerman

aging well

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:44:55am

So how many Powerball tickets is Trump buying today since the jackpot just went over a billion dollars?

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:44:58am

re: #280 Dangerman

aging well

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Like an open carton of milk on a park bench in June.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:45:58am

re: #282 Joe Bacon ✅

So how many Powerball tickets is Trump buying today since the jackpot just went over a billion dollars?

Crap…I’m still in Mexico. Won’t be back in CA until later tonight…wait. That draw is on Wednesday right?

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:46:19am

re: #84 No Malarkey!

Gantz had better have air tight security in that case. Remember what happened to the last guy that tried to make peace with one of Israel’s opponents?

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:46:48am

too soon?

YouTube

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:47:17am

Another thought to warm the viscous black fluid pumping through our cold, dead hearts: Donny’s burned through 6.5 of his 10 days to cough up $175m before Tia James starts measuring Trump Tower for new drapes.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:47:22am

re: #276 darthstar

The invisible hand of the free market.

Or in this case, maybe the invisible finger.

/

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:48:35am

re: #286 Dangerman

too soon?

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Also appropriate:

Youtube Video

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:49:20am

With 12 minutes to go Trump should ‘truth’ - BUY ON THE DIP!! and see how well that works with the street.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:51:09am

Okay…back under 48…end of day sell off should keep it close to that. A 22%+ drop.

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:52:19am

A meme stock is imploding? The hell you say!

///////

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:54:02am

46.95-15.01 (-24.23%)

Didn’t stay, but it did dip its toe…

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TarHellion  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:55:19am
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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:57:01am

re: #292 Targetpractice

A meme stock is imploding? The hell you say!

///////

What is the Guinness world record for a meme stock dissolving into nothing?…at 23% a day he could be wiped in a week.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:57:13am

i said ‘going concern’ way, way back when (1)
they did the deal and it didnt help
it’s still true now (2)

In a regulatory filing on Monday, Trump Media said it lost $58.2 million in 2023, compared with a profit of $50.5 million in 2022.

The Truth Social owner generated just $4.1 million in revenue, although that was up from $1.5 million in 2022.

The losses are so severe that Trump Media’s accountants warn they “raise substantial doubt about its ability to continue as a going concern,” (2) which is Wall Street for: We may not be able to stay in business. That warning echoes one made in November when accountants said Trump Media might not survive unless it soon completes its merger to go public (1).

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:57:26am
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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:58:10am

re: #295 darthstar

What is the Guinness world record for a meme stock dissolving into nothing?…at 23% a day he could be wiped in a week.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 9:59:06am

re: #297 lawhawk

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ahemre: #286 Dangerman

definitely bears repeating

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:00:17am

re: #278 darthstar

If Donald gives himself 78.5 million shares of stock at $61.97 a share on Friday afternoon, and Monday trading closes at $47.83, how much money did he lose in one day?
(Markets aren’t closed yet, but do the math…and hope the TV analysts all mention how much money he lost so he gets reminded of it every hour after the market closes in 20 minutes).

He hasn’t gained or lost a dime. Paper gains or losses are imaginary until he cashes out after his required 6 month lockup (and yeah, I wish that was prison, not merely a prohibition to sell the stock during the IPO period).

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:00:27am

re: #271 goddamnedfrank

Update: Capitalism just took 1 HP damage. Dude’s got a new free soap dispenser on the way.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:01:11am

re: #295 darthstar

What is the Guinness world record for a meme stock dissolving into nothing?…at 23% a day he could be wiped in a week.

it does not fly so much as plummet

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:01:17am

re: #250 darthstar

Screw you for this, btw…now I’m obsessed hoping it hits -19% soon. It’s close - only about .24 to go…

Was briefly down -24% for the day and still hovering near that level.

ED: for clarification

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:01:43am

Oh, shit…I was thinking it was almost closing…that shit’s got three more hours to suffer.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:02:36am

re: #303 Hecuba’s daughter

Was briefly down -24% and still hovering near that level.

I was thinking the market closed at 1pm (I’m a PST kind of guy). He was in the 46 dollar range for a few minutes…I think he can get back there.

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:03:29am

re: #304 darthstar

Oh, shit…I was thinking it was almost closing…that shit’s got three more hours to suffer.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:03:45am

re: #295 darthstar

What is the Guinness world record for a meme stock dissolving into nothing?…at 23% a day he could be wiped in a week.

I only wish there also was a leveraged ETF of this thing that could magnify the damage to his biggest believers.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:03:57am

re: #163 Dangerman

Best comment

This has nothing to do with any principles. Its being contrarian. To everything.

Kinda the same with the International Transgender Day of Visibility falling on Easter this year. The day has been recognized since 2009 but happened to fall on Easter this year, so according to them it was an evil plot to invade their precious holiday (only this year). Good thing Easter won’t fall on March 31st again until … 2086. Maybe they’ll be over this foolishness by than.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:05:24am
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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:05:31am

re: #308 Eventual Carrion

Kinda the same with the International Transgender Day of Visibility falling on Easter this year. The day has been recognized since 2009 but happened to fall on Easter this year, so according to them it was an evil plot to invade their precious holiday (only this year). Good thing Easter won’t fall on March 31st again until … 2086. Maybe they’ll be over this foolishness by than.

They’re still bitching about the war they lost 160 years ago. I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

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TarHellion  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:05:41am

Now gotten as low as 46.33 - more than 25 percent down.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:06:27am

re: #300 lawhawk

He hasn’t gained or lost a dime. Paper gains or losses are imaginary until he cashes out after his required 6 month lockup (and yeah, I wish that was prison, not merely a prohibition to sell the stock during the IPO period).

first 6 months after the lockout, sales would be short term cap gains. brutal

after that long term of course

and if i understand correctly, his tax basis is zero, so all the proceeds are 100% cap gains

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:07:42am

re: #304 darthstar

Oh, shit…I was thinking it was almost closing…that shit’s got three more hours to suffer.

suffer/schadenfreude
potato/potahto

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:08:39am

As with any type of stock please remember that most of the heaviest trading is done in the last half hour before Wall Street rings the closing bell.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:08:50am

re: #308 Eventual Carrion

Kinda the same with the International Transgender Day of Visibility falling on Easter this year. The day has been recognized since 2009 but happened to fall on Easter this year, so according to them it was an evil plot to invade their precious holiday (only this year). Good thing Easter won’t fall on March 31st again until … 2086. Maybe they’ll be over this foolishness by than.

of course biden should have seen this coming and moved the date for this year//

he’s got nothing else to do

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:09:28am

re: #311 TarHellion

Now gotten as low as 46.33 - more than 25 percent down.

Just touched 45.9 for a sec. Going to get ready to head to the airport. Will have to follow on my phone.

Enjoy the schadenfreude everyone.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:10:21am

re: #309 darthstar

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he beat Duck Amuck by three years

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:10:58am

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:11:29am

re: #293 darthstar

46.95-15.01 (-24.23%)

Didn’t stay, but it did dip its toe…

Down 26.53% — for a brief moment. Let’s see where it ends up by the close today.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:12:21am

re: #311 TarHellion

Now gotten as low as 46.33 - more than 25 percent down.

that is soooo 2 minutes ago

26.5% down now

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:13:27am

re: #316 darthstar

Just touched 45.9 for a sec. Going to get ready to head to the airport. Will have to follow on my phone.

Enjoy the schadenfreude everyone.

it’s probably already been coined:

schadenfraud

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EstebanTornado1963  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:14:37am

Even if you shorted the trump stock the day it opened, it could’ve been hard to get your order filled as there might not be enough shares available to close a transaction.
As with everything trump, steer clear.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:17:03am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:17:06am

From the AP: Bibi vows to shut down Al Jazerra.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:17:36am
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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:18:12am

So, will there be a criminal backstory for the multi-billion valuation of Donnie’s vanity website? Or will be the result of more slimy cultist worship?

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:19:05am

re: #324 PhillyPretzel ✅

Israeli public to Bibi - we’re marching to shut you down.

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TarHellion  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:20:26am

re: #314 PhillyPretzel ✅

Good point. And if a particular stock has taken a beating during the day, it tends to get a late rally from people thinking tomorrow will be a dead cat bounce

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:21:40am

re: #327 lawhawk

I hope so. Bibi is a curse to Israel.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:23:36am

re: #329 PhillyPretzel ✅

I hope so. Bibi is a curse to Israel.

Bibi is to Israel what Roger Waters is to Pink Floyd

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Axolotl  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:24:02am

re: #300 lawhawk

He hasn’t gained or lost a dime. Paper gains or losses are imaginary until he cashes out after his required 6 month lockup (and yeah, I wish that was prison, not merely a prohibition to sell the stock during the IPO period).

His reputation takes a hit.

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:24:26am

The info about Trump’s social media company has some pretty insane numbers involved.

Like a company that has never made a dollar in net income is giving Devin Nunes hundreds of thousands of dollars all for surviving to get the company to an IPO.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:24:55am

Go woke, go broke!

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:25:38am

re: #302 Dangerman

it does not fly so much as plummet

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:27:13am
Mohammed Reza Zahedi, the top commander in the Quds Force of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) for Lebanon and Syria was assassinated in an air strike on Monday.

Zahedi is the highest ranking Iranian killed since the current war started, even higher than Sayyed Reza Mousavi, who was killed in December, the Jerusalem Post has learned.

Besides his wide ranging responsibilities for terror on Israel’s borders, he was the highest level interlocutor for Tehran with Hezbollah.

This means that although Israel has not taken credit, Iran and Hezbollah are already accusing Jerusalem of involvement, since removing Zahedi could be seen as a blow to the management of the Lebanese terror groups’ rocket attacks on Israel.

Iranian press reported that Zahedi was meeting with leaders of Palestinian Islamic Jihad at the time of the strike, but these reports could not be independently verified.

jpost.com

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lawhawk  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:27:36am

re: #220 lawhawk

Israel apparently killed the top IRGC general after blowing up the Iranian consulate. Iranian sources blame an Israeli airstrike. Israel hasn’t confirmed, but taking out the general would help Israel by knocking out a key intermediary between Iran and Hizbullah and PIJ.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:30:40am

re: #163 Dangerman

This has nothing to do with any principles. Its being contrarian. To everything.

They’re articulating the second secret Constitutional Amendment:

The right to be petty and disingenuous but never be called out.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:35:11am

re: #320 Dangerman

that is soooo 2 minutes ago

26.5% down now

Ascending. Now down only 23.10%

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Backwoods Sleuth  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:37:48am
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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:40:25am

re: #339 Backwoods Sleuth

Swiss Army knives were clearly a lot bigger in the early 17th century.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:44:08am

re: #340 Dr Lizardo

One had to make a statement about power.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:47:48am

Looks like the IRGC guy who got blown to smithereens was a big fish in the org. He was the head of the IRGC’s Operations Directorate, the commander of the ground forces and the commander of the air forces in the Revolutionary Guards.

That’s a pretty big get.

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:52:14am

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 10:59:13am

re: #338 Hecuba’s daughter

Ascending. Now down only 23.10%

What’s a few billion here or there?

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JC1  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:01:28am

re: #332 lawhawk

The info about Trump’s social media company has some pretty insane numbers involved.

Like a company that has never made a dollar in net income is giving Devin Nunes hundreds of thousands of dollars all for surviving to get the company to an IPO.

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2023 revenue under 5 million. 50 million loss.

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aatharuv  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:01:32am

re: #322 EstebanTornado1963

Even if you shorted the trump stock the day it opened, it could’ve been hard to get your order filled as there might not be enough shares available to close a transaction.
As with everything trump, steer clear.

Amen. Remember folks, the market will always remain _irrational_ longer than your ability to hold out on any margin calls that come by your way. Never short stocks.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:01:33am

Was not An April fools joke

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:01:35am

“As God is my witness, I thought that turkey would fly.”
— Larry Kudlow
foxbusiness.com

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:02:12am

re: #345 JC1

2023 revenue under 5 million. 50 million loss.

Anyone who thinks that’s some kind of golden investment has rocks in their heads.

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JC1  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:03:11am

re: #336 lawhawk

Israel apparently killed the top IRGC general after blowing up the Iranian consulate. Iranian sources blame an Israeli airstrike. Israel hasn’t confirmed, but taking out the general would help Israel by knocking out a key intermediary between Iran and Hizbullah and PIJ.

Not sure I approve of bombing consulates.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:03:56am

re: #350 JC1

Not sure I approve of bombing consulates.

From what I’m seeing, it wasn’t the consulate itself, but rather, a building adjacent to it. IOW, a close shave.

352
Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:04:02am

re: #350 JC1

Not sure I approve of bombing consulates.

Same. They are not military installations.

353
sizzzzlerz  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:12:15am

re: #340 Dr Lizardo

Swiss Army knives were clearly a lot bigger in the early 17th century.

You can see how the toothpick evolved to where it is today.

354
Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:13:27am

One week away!

From: science.nasa.gov

The Monday, April 8, 2024, total solar eclipse will cross North America, passing over Mexico, the United States, and Canada. The total solar eclipse will begin over the South Pacific Ocean. Weather permitting, the first location in continental North America that will experience totality is Mexico’s Pacific coast at around 11:07 a.m. PDT.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:14:23am

Here’s a photo from the scene…the Iranian Consulate is the building in the center of the photo and you can clearly see the Iranian flag flying from its roof.

The smoldering pile of twisted rebar and concrete next to it is the building that was hit.

Pretty precise targeting.

356
dat_said  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:16:14am

Tried to hide this but, for some reason, couldn’t get an image into the private popup so I apologize to subjecting you to this level of stupid without a warning.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:16:50am

Sorry if this is a repost. Trump Media tanking due to a $58m loss in 2023.

cnn.com

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:17:29am

re: #354 Dr. Matt

Hmm. If there are any Lizards who live in Erie, PA or western NY State you are going to have some of the best views of the eclipse.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:18:04am

An addled and haggard 71 year old calls for civil war…..how precious. She wouldn’t last 24 hours without her steady supply of oxy and cocaine.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:18:28am

re: #347 Dangerman

Was not An April fools joke

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Is an April fools joke

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jaunte  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:18:43am

re: #356 dat_said

Whaling captain obsessively tracks and attempts revenge on white whale for removing his leg, accompanied by founder of famous pricy burnt coffee chain.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:18:58am

re: #357 GlutenFreeJesus

Sorry if this is a repost. Trump Media tanking due to a $58m loss in 2023.

cnn.com

And that $58 million dollar loss last year is why the stock is taking a hit today. Investors have realized that it’s a giant, steaming turd.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:20:11am

re: #356 dat_said

Tried to hide this but, for some reason, couldn’t get an image into the private popup so I apologize to subjecting you to this level of stupid without a warning.

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elmo discovers cliff notes

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:20:58am

re: #357 GlutenFreeJesus

Sorry if this is a repost. Trump Media tanking due to a $58m loss in 2023.

cnn.com

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…because there’s no there there

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:21:35am

re: #359 Dr. Matt

An addled and haggard 71 year old calls for civil war…..how precious. She wouldn’t last 24 hours without her steady supply of oxy and cocaine.

[Embedded content]

This fucking timeline is weird.

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Dave In Austin  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:22:12am

re: #354 Dr. Matt

One week away!

From: science.nasa.gov

The Monday, April 8, 2024, total solar eclipse will cross North America, passing over Mexico, the United States, and Canada. The total solar eclipse will begin over the South Pacific Ocean. Weather permitting, the first location in continental North America that will experience totality is Mexico’s Pacific coast at around 11:07 a.m. PDT.

[Embedded content]

And we are right underneath the line. Lots of people taking off work.

“Variable clouds with scattered thunderstorms. High 73F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%”

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:22:25am

re: #359 Dr. Matt

An addled and haggard 71 year old calls for civil war…..how precious. She wouldn’t last 24 hours without her steady supply of oxy and cocaine.

[Embedded content]

We’ll vote but if we don’t win and get what we want we’ll take it anyway

Asshat

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:23:55am

re: #362 Dr Lizardo

And that $58 million dollar loss last year is why the stock is taking a hit today. Investors have realized that it’s a giant, steaming turd.

Right, cause the fundamentals were so strong last week. //

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:26:18am

re: #276 darthstar

The invisible hand of the free market.

Bitch slapping tRump and company.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 1, 2024 • 11:56:33am

re: #358 PhillyPretzel ✅

Hmm. If there are any Lizards who live in Erie, PA or western NY State you are going to have some of the best views of the eclipse.

I am going up to my brother’s place in western NY to view. Weather forecast for it so far is clear.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:27:17pm

re: #357 GlutenFreeJesus

Sorry if this is a repost. Trump Media tanking due to a $58m loss in 2023.

cnn.com

[Embedded content]

Oh Boy! It’s A Two-Fer!

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:34:32pm

re: #358 PhillyPretzel ✅

Hmm. If there are any Lizards who live in Erie, PA or western NY State you are going to have some of the best views of the eclipse.

Yep. I am in the path of total here in NW PA. Got my solar filters ready for the cameras, just hoping for a fairly clear day. Extended forecast still has us at 60F and partly cloudy.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:35:26pm

re: #359 Dr. Matt

An addled and haggard 71 year old calls for civil war…..how precious. She wouldn’t last 24 hours without her steady supply of oxy and cocaine.

[Embedded content]

Hope Rosie has her musket ready

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EstebanTornado1963  Apr 1, 2024 • 12:46:12pm

re: #346 aatharuv

Amen. Remember folks, the market will always remain _irrational_ longer than your ability to hold out on any margin calls that come by your way. Never short stocks.

You can short certain funds, I do it with UVXY, but the market always goes up.


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