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steve_davis  May 12, 2024 • 3:14:03pm

I know I’ve almost certainly posted this before, but in regards to Moby Grape, this was three songs off the Monterey concert set. If you want a real taste of the San Francisco sound, the second cut here has Jefferson Airplane elements all through the guitars, only Moby Grape was a tighter stage group than Airplane (they could sing tight harmonies while working their asses off playing):

Moby Grape - Monterey Pop Festival (1967) ”Indifference”, “Sitting by the Window” & “Omaha”

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2024 • 3:15:06pm

re: #1 steve_davis

They had some great moments, for sure. I had all their vinyl.

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TarHellion  May 12, 2024 • 3:37:06pm

Missing Mom so much today. Been more than 5 years since she passed. An amazing lady who grew up in North Dakota and went from recovery room nurse to hospital operations manager. I remember taking her to the Mamma Mia movie. As we left, I mentioned it was really enjoyable, but Pierce Brosnan couldn’t sing. She said, “I know, but he looked SO good!” That was Mom.

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jeffreyw  May 12, 2024 • 4:17:27pm

You’ve no doubt heard that the Great Library of Alexandria was destroyed in a fire and with it, centuries of knowledge, learning & prose.

But that’s not the ACTUAL story.

The TRUE story of the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria has more to teach us than the myth.

c0nc0rdance (@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social) 2024-05-12T21:01:37.323Z

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jeffreyw  May 12, 2024 • 4:38:36pm

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

Tom Gauld (@tomgauld.bsky.social) 2024-05-12T09:06:20.093Z

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 12, 2024 • 4:43:06pm

I’m not surprised he’s doing this. I had to deal with his mother who is a complete racist sack of ssshhhaaavvviiinnnggg cream!

‘Johnny McEntee, senior advisor to Project 2025, claims he distributes fake money (5-dollar bills) to homeless people so that when they use it, they will be arrested.

‘He asserts that he does this to help “clean up the street.”’

Two things (three things actually): first of all, I guess he was so busy a clever little troll, he didn’t realize this is illegal … plus: ain’t this a lotta trouble just to show the world you’re an asshole?

Secondly, considering inflation, does anyone even check a 5-dollar bill anymore? … he might be just victimizing the businesses … you know, the businesses conservatives allegedly support

reddit.com

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 4:44:58pm

re: #7 Joe Bacon ✅

‘Johnny McEntee, senior advisor to Project 2025, claims he distributes fake money (5-dollar bills) to homeless people* so that when they use it, they will be arrested.

*Mothers, fathers, children, fellow citizens.

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Unabogie  May 12, 2024 • 4:50:10pm

re: #7 Joe Bacon ✅

I’m not surprised he’s doing this. I had to deal with his mother who is a complete racist sack of ssshhhaaavvviiinnnggg cream!

‘Johnny McEntee, senior advisor to Project 2025, claims he distributes fake money (5-dollar bills) to homeless people so that when they use it, they will be arrested.

‘He asserts that he does this to help “clean up the street.”’

Two things (three things actually): first of all, I guess he was so busy a clever little troll, he didn’t realize this is illegal … plus: ain’t this a lotta trouble just to show the world you’re an asshole?

Secondly, considering inflation, does anyone even check a 5-dollar bill anymore? … he might be just victimizing the businesses … you know, the businesses conservatives allegedly support

reddit.com

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

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Unabogie  May 12, 2024 • 4:51:04pm

re: #9 Unabogie

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

Sorry if this sentence above is a mess. I’m just sitting here livid.

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mmmirele  May 12, 2024 • 4:52:25pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

We had a meeting with our senior manager last week. This guy is new to our group (our former senior manager got bumped down a level in the reshuffle) but I’ve worked with him for years. Which is to say that some people are more privileged than others. He’s working at home right now, because his wife had surgery and his mother in law needs someone “around.” I was rather ticked off when I heard that, because I was told last year that I couldn’t work at home to be closer to my mother. Yeah, I’m still angry about that.

I also miss my mother terribly. When I was in the grocery store last week, I saw all the stuff for Mother’s Day and very nearly started crying in the deli section. I did my thing and got out of there as soon as possible.

On a related subject, and one I’m putting behind the button because it’s Mother’s Day one thing the USA does not really track

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I will note that the Pulitzer Prize for Memoir or Autobiography was awarded last week to Cristina Rivera Garza for “Liliana’s Invincible Summer” and it’s about one woman’s experience with what I talk about behind the button.

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 4:52:42pm

re: #9 Unabogie

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

Here, let me lay it out for you: “These people are dirty, smelly, and make our cities unsafe. The fact that they are destitute means that they have fallen from God’s favor. Therefore, me sending them to jail is good for society, as it removes the dirty, smelly people from view and punishes them properly for not being paragons of Godly virtue.”

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Unabogie  May 12, 2024 • 4:55:38pm

re: #12 Nerdy Fish

Here, let me lay it out for you: “These people are dirty, smelly, and make our cities unsafe. The fact that they are destitute means that they have fallen from God’s favor. Therefore, me sending them to jail is good for society, as it removes the dirty, smelly people from view and punishes them properly for not being paragons of Godly virtue.”

And yet…

For I was hungry, and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited me in; I was naked, and you clothed me; I was sick, and you looked after me; I was in prison, and you came to visit me.

These monsters want to force their religion on me but can’t even follow it themselves.

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 4:57:28pm

re: #13 Unabogie

And yet…

These monsters want to force their religion on me but can’t even follow it themselves.

They have their own version of this religion, one which has been expunged of all elements of charity and kindness, and replaced with extra emphasis on the “burn in hell you filthy sinner” and “follow the rules or God will smite you.” It’s about as close to real Christianity as being an atheist is, but they insist that theirs is the only right and true way.

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dat_said  May 12, 2024 • 4:59:39pm

re: #7 Joe Bacon ✅

George Floyd was initially stopped because a store clerk alleged he used a counterfeit $20 bill.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 12, 2024 • 5:01:08pm

re: #9 Unabogie

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

I had to deal with his evil mother.

I am really restraining myself when I call her evil. She was the ultimate Ayn Randian anti-Semitic nightmare to work for. She gladly would lie, cheat, steal and backstab to get her way. She repeatedly tried to fire me because she hated Jews. And of course since she have lots of GOP connections she could pull the right strings to be absolved of any offenses. Of course she got promoted as a result.

Prior to being hired by Social Security she ran the Bakers Square restaurant chain and she succeeded in borrowing so much money from creditors that she drove the company into insolvency…and of course like any other Republican CEO she got a nice big fat golden parachute while franchise owners got the shaft…and the workers…well Little Ms Golden Parachute gave them a Golden Shower. looting the pension and health care funds.

As for Johnny remember he was under investigation for his various peccadilloes. But then again a rotten apple doesn’t fall far from a rotten tree…

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2024 • 5:03:25pm

Only righteous science can save us from the brain worms that ate RFK Jr.’s gray matter.

How Not to Get Brain-Eating Worms and Mercury Poisoning

Charles Johnson (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) 2024-05-12T23:54:47.000Z

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The Ghost of a Flea  May 12, 2024 • 5:10:14pm

I don’t think this ruling got enough attention and it is a reminder to all protestors - protect your face, eyes, and head because cops are aiming to kill you with impunity.

Woah Duderino (@woahduderino.bsky.social) 2024-05-11T13:38:48.109Z

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Unabogie  May 12, 2024 • 5:11:59pm

re: #14 Nerdy Fish

They have their own version of this religion, one which has been expunged of all elements of charity and kindness, and replaced with extra emphasis on the “burn in hell you filthy sinner” and “follow the rules or God will smite you.” It’s about as close to real Christianity as being an atheist is, but they insist that theirs is the only right and true way.

I object to this, because the atheists I know are far more likely to follow the actual teachings of Jesus even if we don’t think he was actually a deity (or maybe didn’t exist as a singular person). Atheists who believe in humanism do feed the hungry and clothe the naked, just not for religious reasons.

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sagehen  May 12, 2024 • 5:14:25pm

re: #12 Nerdy Fish

Here, let me lay it out for you: “These people are dirty, smelly, and make our cities unsafe. The fact that they are destitute means that they have fallen from God’s favor. Therefore, me sending them to jail is good for society, as it removes the dirty, smelly people from view and punishes them properly for not being paragons of Godly virtue.”

Incarcerating someone costs the taxpayers approximately $30,000 per year, each. None of these people would be destitute if we just gave them some of that money instead.

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 5:14:28pm

re: #19 Unabogie

I object to this, because the atheists I know are far more likely to follow the actual teachings of Jesus even if we don’t think he was actually a deity (or maybe didn’t exist as a singular person). Atheists who believe in humanism do feed the hungry and clothe the naked, just not for religious reasons.

I meant theologically speaking, but in practical terms, you are quite correct. I have mentioned several times that the Christofascists will be quite surprised when they stand in judgment and see who’s in heaven and who isn’t.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 12, 2024 • 5:21:39pm

If there is one film that Roger Corman should be remember for it’s this one—William Shatner in THE INTRUDER.

The Intruder (1962) full movie. AKA “Shame” is a low budget Roger Corman film that deals with early integration in the south. William Shatner portrays a carpet bagger from the North? Who just shows up to cause trouble. The film is way ahead of its time when you consider the strife we are encountering in 2020. Watch it!

BUT! Be prepared for the racial slurs…

The Intruder 1962 William Shatner

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Ace Rothstein  May 12, 2024 • 5:28:41pm

re: #15 dat_said

George Floyd was initially stopped because a store clerk alleged he used a counterfeit $20 bill.

And then murdered.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:29:35pm

re: #20 sagehen

Incarcerating someone “Crueltainment” costs the taxpayers approximately $30,000 per year, each.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 12, 2024 • 5:32:03pm

re: #24 jaunte

Incarcerating someone “Crueltainment” costs the taxpayers approximately $30,000 per year, each.

But the stockholders of the companies who run those contracted out-places want those hefty stock dividends!

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:32:41pm

re: #9 Unabogie

This story reminds me of the assholes in high school who liked to go down to the Ben Taub Hospital emergency room on Saturday nights to watch poor people come in hurting.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:33:11pm

Those guys are successful Republican businessmen in Texas now.

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 5:34:35pm

re: #26 jaunte

This story reminds me of the assholes in high school who liked to go down to the Ben Taub Hospital emergency room on Saturday nights to watch poor people come in hurting.

They… what??? The cruelty is just absolutely beyond comprehension.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:35:26pm

re: #28 Nerdy Fish

I know. It was shocking then and still is now.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:36:25pm

Suburban psychopaths.

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William Lewis  May 12, 2024 • 5:42:28pm

Actually saw a RFK yard sign today on the way home from work. Even took a snapshot to prove to myself it was real an not a figment of a brainworm … SMDH.

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 5:45:05pm

re: #32 William Lewis

Actually saw a RFK yard sign today on the way home from work. Even took a snapshot to prove to myself it was real an not a figment of a brainworm … SMDH.

I mean, it is a figment of a brainworm, just not yours.

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William Lewis  May 12, 2024 • 5:47:41pm

re: #28 Nerdy Fish

They… what??? The cruelty is just absolutely beyond comprehension.

I’m more surprised it doesn’t happen more often. Knowing some of the scum I went to school with, I could see them setting up bleacher seating with a beer concession and cheerleaders < spit > Of course, they’re also the kind of people that when someone dragged them out of the bed they were in with someone else’s wife to murder them they’d be saying “What’d I do wrong?”

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steve_davis  May 12, 2024 • 5:49:30pm

re: #21 Nerdy Fish

I meant theologically speaking, but in practical terms, you are quite correct. I have mentioned several times that the Christofascists will be quite surprised when they stand in judgment and see who’s in heaven and who isn’t.

they’ll be especially irritated when they discover Saladin is wandering around with Aristotle and Virgil, while they wind up on a floor with some corrupt popes and men’s fashion from the 70’s.

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William Lewis  May 12, 2024 • 5:52:48pm

re: #35 steve_davis

they’ll be especially irritated when the discover Saladin is wandering around with Aristotle and Virgil, while they wind up on a floor with some corrupt popes and men’s fashion from the 70’s.

Heh, someone remembers his Dante (always preferred La Vita Nuova more, myself…)

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Vicious Babushka  May 12, 2024 • 5:54:27pm

re: #7 Joe Bacon ✅

I’m not surprised he’s doing this. I had to deal with his mother who is a complete racist sack of ssshhhaaavvviiinnnggg cream!

‘Johnny McEntee, senior advisor to Project 2025, claims he distributes fake money (5-dollar bills) to homeless people so that when they use it, they will be arrested.

‘He asserts that he does this to help “clean up the street.”’

Two things (three things actually): first of all, I guess he was so busy a clever little troll, he didn’t realize this is illegal … plus: ain’t this a lotta trouble just to show the world you’re an asshole?

Secondly, considering inflation, does anyone even check a 5-dollar bill anymore? … he might be just victimizing the businesses … you know, the businesses conservatives allegedly support

reddit.com

I read somewhere that most counterfeit cash is printed by foreign actors (think: Russia & China) and used in countries that are not the U.S. & whose citizens are less likely to notice a fake U.S. bill.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 5:56:23pm

re: #32 William Lewis

Actually saw a RFK yard sign today on the way home from work.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2024 • 5:58:15pm

This kitty appeared in my backyard crying during a rainstorm. She would never stay inside, but for more than a year I fed her and cared for her daily, before she vanished one day without a trace. I’ll always miss her, and wonder what happened.

Charles Johnson (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) 2024-05-13T00:54:21.000Z

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Dave In Austin  May 12, 2024 • 5:59:17pm

Bee bees are arriving……
Sound up.

Mastodon

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Rightwingconspirator  May 12, 2024 • 6:07:46pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

[Embedded content]

Whatever happened, you made her comfortable in a storm, and offered a home. Bless you and all those kind to animals.

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Dangerman  May 12, 2024 • 6:24:14pm

re: #12 Nerdy Fish

Here, let me lay it out for you: “These people are dirty, smelly, and make our cities unsafe. The fact that they are destitute means that they have fallen from God’s favor. Therefore, me sending them to jail is good for society, as it removes the dirty, smelly people from view and punishes them properly for not being paragons of Godly virtue.”

And who pays to house and feed em now?? //

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Romantic Heretic  May 12, 2024 • 6:27:15pm

re: #13 Unabogie

I read an article recently in The Atlantic where multiple pastors have had members of the congregation come up to them after reading ‘The Sermon On The Mount’ and asking, “Where did you get those liberal talking points from? That’s weak.”

And yesterday I was watching a video on YouTube where a retired pastor shared a comment he received where someone claimed that ‘Strength Through Power’ was a Christian value.

Jesus wept.

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Dangerman  May 12, 2024 • 6:29:15pm

re: #20 sagehen

Incarcerating someone costs the taxpayers approximately $30,000 per year, each. None of these people would be destitute if we just gave them some of that money instead.

Gmta

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Nerdy Fish  May 12, 2024 • 6:29:55pm

re: #43 Romantic Heretic

My pastor had in a sermon slide one time that a recent study showed that the most commonly known verse in the Bible is, “God helps those who help themselves.” Except if you didn’t know, that’s not in the Bible. At all.

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mmmirele  May 12, 2024 • 6:31:29pm

re: #18 The Ghost of a Flea

Linda Tirado, who was a photojournalist, was shot in the face with a “less than lethal” rubber bullet during a Black Lives Matter rally in Minneapolis in May 2020 and lost her left eye. She settled out of court with the City of Minneapolis in 2022 for $600K. She’s 42 years old now, she has sympathetic ophthalmia, which means her right eye is responding negatively to the trauma her left eye went through and she’s expected to be blind by 50.

Yeah, cops are aiming for you, and “less than lethal” munitions can absolutely ruin your life.

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Dangerman  May 12, 2024 • 6:32:07pm

re: #35 steve_davis

they’ll be especially irritated when they discover Saladin is wandering around with Aristotle and Virgil, while they wind up on a floor with some corrupt popes and men’s fashion from the 70’s.

Didja have to go there?
Really?

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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 6:32:50pm

Met my nephew’s twin baby girls today for the first time…5 months old…got to hold one. She fell asleep on my chest almost immediately.

Having the man-belly helps…makes for a good platform…I was sitting up at the restaurant.

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Romantic Heretic  May 12, 2024 • 6:33:53pm

re: #26 jaunte

If I’d been working in that hospital, let’s just say those scumbags are lucky they wouldn’t have to travel far to get treatment.

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Belafon  May 12, 2024 • 6:34:48pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

Was her name Ed?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 12, 2024 • 6:48:50pm

re: #13 Unabogie

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 6:53:50pm

I will never forgive Steve Albini for dying on my birthday.

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BeenHereAwhile  May 12, 2024 • 7:05:04pm

re: #9 Unabogie

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

Interview with Johnny McEntee
(Story starts @ 2:13 after intro)

Donald Trump’s Secret Weapon Is A Quarterback | PTFO

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 12, 2024 • 7:08:10pm

Pro Tip: Before Mom opens her gift, ensure that the mop handle is splinter-free and thoroughly coated with Vaseline.

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 7:21:02pm

It was a powder day for Closing Day at Breckenridge today, foot of new snow overnight. I timed it pretty impeccably, caught three rope drops in a row on Peak 6, made several dozen untracked turns above treeline. It was pretty glorious.

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Patricia Kayden  May 12, 2024 • 7:21:58pm

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 7:23:58pm

Some moms just want to burn one down.

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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 7:26:03pm

Valentina… fucking adorbs. Emelia is just as cute, being an identical twin

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 12, 2024 • 7:31:12pm

re: #43 Romantic Heretic

Many such stories have been shared the past couple of years.

As I have preached (!?) here for many years, the worldview collapse is ongoing, for the religious in this country.

That so many have glommed onto a kind of ethno-nationalism and uber-macho rhetoric tells us that the unraveling is going along as expected.

As I also keep noting, many in the Russian Orthodox hierarchy appear to be happy with Putin’s strong-man approach to Russian nationalism.

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jaunte  May 12, 2024 • 7:37:36pm

re: #59 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

They have their new Vladimir the Great .

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 7:39:14pm

re: #58 darthstar

Infants and their ginormous eyes! Proportional to their tiny little skulls. It’s true your eyes are more or less fully formed when you’re born, they don’t grow, but everything grows around them, right?

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mmmirele  May 12, 2024 • 7:42:25pm

re: #26 jaunte

This story reminds me of the assholes in high school who liked to go down to the Ben Taub Hospital emergency room on Saturday nights to watch poor people come in hurting.

You know, the guys I went to high school with were more interested in getting completely, utterly sloshed on Friday and Saturday night. This was back in the day when one only needed to be 18 to buy as much liquor as one wanted. Or steal it from one’s parents’ liquor cabinet. Then again, we lived many miles from Ben Taub hospital, even if we did have a Houston zip code.

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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 7:42:47pm

re: #61 teleskiguy

I’m just realizing I haven’t sent them matching tie dye onesies yet…

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 12, 2024 • 7:46:13pm

…a Holy Boner???

A Catholic priest in England was reported by his parishioners after he allegedly told them Jesus died with an erection. The Times of London reports that the diocese of Hexham & Newcastle investigated the complaint against Father Thomas McHale—an American assigned to Our Blessed Lady Immaculate in Blackhill for a decade—and it was “upheld.” While McHale was reprimanded, he has not lost his position as a result of the Good Friday sermon that some of his flock deemed vulgar. McHale is said to have told those in the pews that when Jesus was crucified, blood would have rushed to his lower body. “He told people Jesus died with an erection,” one church-goer told the Times. “The church was shocked. There were young families there.” McHale is hardly the first to discuss the possibility that Jesus’ asphyxiation could have caused an erection, and the possibility has even been suggested in art through the years.

thetimes.co.uk

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SerialUpDinger  May 12, 2024 • 7:51:34pm

Bitter Root

Went for a drive with my wife Mary to celebrate Mother’s Day. We relished the time alone in the car and talked and talked until we arrived at a saddle where the paved road ended. I had some luck finding flowers at this location a year ago, so it made sense to stop and have a look around. Mary went one way and I went the other. A few moments later we were both found these beautiful plants at the same time. She took a picture with her iphone to show me and then came over to see what I was working on. A nice way to enjoy the day!


These plants grow on the thinnest of soil - practically rocks, pebbles and only a little dirt. They seem to prefer direct sun. To each their own!
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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 7:52:32pm

re: #64 Joe Bacon ✅

And yet the faithful have been waiting for over 2000 years for him to come again.

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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 8:00:25pm
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darthstar  May 12, 2024 • 8:11:11pm

Jesus… Ukraine is using the Wild Weasel tactic to identify Russian radar. That’s almost a suicide mission if it doesn’t work.

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 8:14:07pm

re: #68 darthstar

Putin fired his Defense Minister. 8,000 Russian casualties and 50 tanks destroyed inside of a week.

Slava Ukranini

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Targetpractice  May 12, 2024 • 8:14:24pm

re: #68 darthstar

Jesus… Ukraine is using the Wild Weasel tactic to identify Russian radar. That’s almost a suicide mission if it doesn’t work.

A profession whose unofficial motto literally is YGBSM: “You Gotta Be Shittin’ Me.”

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 8:16:36pm

Have I told y’all my grandmother is a first generation Ukrainian-American? She was a model during WWII.

teleskiguy’s grandma, father’s side
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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 8:31:35pm

I was the most fun today. Everyone who ran into me at the Breckenridge ski area laughed. Everyone. My true wacky self got to stretch its legs for four hours.

Skiing saved my life.

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sagehen  May 12, 2024 • 8:33:25pm

re: #45 Nerdy Fish

My pastor had in a sermon slide one time that a recent study showed that the most commonly known verse in the Bible is, “God helps those who help themselves.” Except if you didn’t know, that’s not in the Bible. At all.

that’s Aesop, isn’t it?

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sagehen  May 12, 2024 • 8:40:43pm

re: #61 teleskiguy

Infants and their ginormous eyes! Proportional to their tiny little skulls. It’s true your eyes are more or less fully formed when you’re born, they don’t grow, but everything grows around them, right?

all mammals, the young have heads too big for their bodies and eyes too big for their heads. That’s how all the other mammals can recognize that the lion cub or bear cub or buffalo calf, no matter if it looks helpless, has a protector nearby with teeth and claws and horns and hooves.

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Belafon  May 12, 2024 • 8:50:05pm

Found out today that my brother’s first wife, so ex-sister-in-law and mother of my niece, married her girlfriend yesterday; she and my brother were married about 30 years ago (my brother is currently married to his fourth wife). So, in a real-life Modern Family: I have a non-binary child, a bisexual child, a niece with a lesbian mother, a trans-woman/cis-woman couple as friends, and friends with two trans-daughters. And I will stay and fight in Texas to protect all of them (all but one, my non-binary child, live here).

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DodgerFan1988  May 12, 2024 • 8:58:30pm


Coming to America if Trump wins the elections: Putin-style authoritarian police state.

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Belafon  May 12, 2024 • 8:59:28pm

The big church in Rockwall:

reddit.com

On Sunday’s the traffic out of the church requires police on Ralph Hall to keep it flowing somewhat reasonably. And you don’t want to be caught on the frontage road when people are trying to get to church or trying to leave. But still.

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Belafon  May 12, 2024 • 9:19:55pm

According to reuters.com, Putin put an economist in as defense minister.

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austin_blue  May 12, 2024 • 9:24:47pm

My first jazz album purchase, with allowance money. My Da, who was a Brubeck/Sara Vaughan enthusiast, listened to it, said “weird”. Two months later, he was playing it weekly.

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austin_blue  May 12, 2024 • 9:38:45pm

re: #13 Unabogie

And yet…

These monsters want to force their religion on me but can’t even follow it themselves.

There are Christians I respect and refuse to broad-brush, and then there are the rest of them who are in thrall to liars, charlatans, con-men, and pedophiles.

Anyone who follows these sociopaths aren’t really Christians. They are tools and fools.

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austin_blue  May 12, 2024 • 9:40:13pm

And adios, muchachos. Be good to each other and have a lovely evening.

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JC1  May 12, 2024 • 9:53:04pm

re: #37 Vicious Babushka

I read somewhere that most counterfeit cash is printed by foreign actors (think: Russia & China) and used in countries that are not the U.S. & whose citizens are less likely to notice a fake U.S. bill.

North Korea prints billions of high quality fake USD each year.

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teleskiguy  May 12, 2024 • 10:19:29pm

#NowPlaying Slayer > Live: Decade Of Aggression > Chemical Warfare (Live At The Orange Pavillion / 1991) youtu.be/1ZxZc0zNJZ8

Charlie Vogel, aka His Teleness The Charlie Lama (@teleskiguy.bsky.social) 2024-05-13T05:16:55.408Z

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Targetpractice  May 12, 2024 • 10:36:52pm

re: #56 Patricia Kayden

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You can’t shame evangelicals by pointing out the pain and suffering that they’re inflicting on women by banning abortion because they think the pain and suffering is the point of the whole exercise. They’ll end up either blaming the woman, blaming “woke,” or just blame “God” by saying that it’s part of some “plan” only he’s privy to and expect you to accept it and move on.

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mmmirele  May 12, 2024 • 10:46:50pm

re: #77 Belafon

The big church in Rockwall:

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reddit.com

On Sunday’s the traffic out of the church requires police on Ralph Hall to keep it flowing somewhat reasonably. And you don’t want to be caught on the frontage road when people are trying to get to church or trying to leave. But still.

This is absolutely NO surprise to me. The “pastor” of Lakepointe is Josh Howerton, who most recently got chewed out online for a tasteless joke he told during a sermon.

In a February 2024 sermon, the megachurch pastor shared what he described as a “gold nugget of advice” from the church’s recent “Marriage Night” event. He first told the men in the audience that women have been planning their entire lives for their wedding days.

“So here’s what you need to do, man,” he said. “When it comes to that day, just stand where she tells you to stand, wear what she tells you to wear and do what she tells you to do. You’ll make her the happiest woman in the world.”

He then reversed the advice for women on their wedding nights.

“Now, ladies, when it comes to his wedding night, he has been planning this day his whole life,” he said, “so just stand where he tells you to stand, wear what he tells you to wear and do what he tells you to do, and you’re going to make him the happiest man in the world.”

Sheila Gregoire, an author who has written several books for Christian women about sexuality, shared a clip of Howerton’s comments toward women in a tweet last week that has been viewed over a million times. “If you think this is funny, you may want to ask the women in your life if they find you safe and kind,” Gregoire wrote in the thread.

dallasnews.com

Why is anyone wondering why so many women would rather run into a bear than a man in the woods? Because with a bear, you know how they’re going to be. You have no idea what it’s going to be like. You could end up with a nice guy, or you could end up with a Josh Howerton, who basically thinks newlywed women should just give it up for sexual assault.

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Captain Ron  May 12, 2024 • 11:39:50pm

B.C. is on fire again.

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retired cynic  May 13, 2024 • 12:36:24am

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Teukka  May 13, 2024 • 1:43:55am

re: #86 Captain Ron

B.C. is on fire again.

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This may be the most British Columbia image ever taken. From a friends feed.
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 2:23:01am

re: #9 Unabogie

I’m racking my brain trying to understand the mindset that would drive a person to, effective or not, attempt to send a destitute human being, who is starving on the streets, to prison on a trumped up charge of counterfeiting.

I can’t say here what I’d do if I ever met that scumbag in person.

Because trump is virtually brain dead (but still a very nasty piece of work), this gives you a taste of what the country will become is Biden doesn’t win.

It’s pretty easy to see a lot of these people as next gen Nazis.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 2:41:33am

re: #15 dat_said

George Floyd was initially stopped because a store clerk alleged he used a counterfeit $20 bill.

I am sure that was the inspiration for distributing counterfeit bills as bait

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 2:47:14am

re: #59 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

As I also keep noting, many in the Russian Orthodox hierarchy appear to be happy with Putin’s strong-man approach to Russian nationalism.

Because it also goes well with homophobia and “traditional values”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 2:48:46am

re: #71 teleskiguy

Have I told y’all my grandmother is a first generation Ukrainian-American? She was a model during WWII.

My Grandad was from Slovakia, just across the border from Uzhgorod in Ukraine.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 2:53:03am

re: #86 Captain Ron

B.C. is on fire again.

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Are you talking about all that red…that’s nowhere near BC. That’s western Ontario.

I don’t think I understand that map.

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Teukka  May 13, 2024 • 2:55:55am

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 2:58:20am

re: #94 Teukka

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Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun

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Teukka  May 13, 2024 • 3:00:17am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 3:01:21am

re: #93 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Are you talking about all that red…that’s nowhere near BC. That’s western Ontario.

I don’t think I understand that map.

yes, what do the dots and colors represent?

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 3:01:55am

re: #96 Teukka

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It’s frequently found in abundance in dihydrogen monoxide! Just say no!

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Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿  May 13, 2024 • 3:07:33am

re: #94 Teukka

“I never did like Mercury that much. Also, why haven’t I been fried by hard X-rays?”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 3:09:20am

re: #99 Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿

“I never did like Mercury that much. Also, why haven’t I been fried by hard X-rays?”

Because Mercury has been in retrograde

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Teukka  May 13, 2024 • 3:21:50am

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 3:23:59am

I’m embarrassed by this. It took far too long to get this. I just didn’t see it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 3:28:31am

re: #101 Teukka

same people who have no problem killing puppies and/or black people who answer the door to their own home with a gun in their hand

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 3:28:44am

re: #101 Teukka

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So at best he’s admitting to the distribution of counterfeit currency, at worst he could be arrested for counterfeiting himself.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 13, 2024 • 3:34:50am

re: #77 Belafon

Lyin’ Drivin’ For Jesus.

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William Lewis  May 13, 2024 • 3:35:27am

Needing to keep myself awake this morning… a bit of a hard driving beat helps 😈

The Hardest Part - Blondie | The Midnight Special

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  May 13, 2024 • 3:36:56am

Birb.
Wordle 1,059 3/6

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 3:40:09am

Bear in mind that you don’t have to try to spend counterfeit currency to be arrested and charged with a federal crime, all a federal prosecutor needs to put you away for up to 20 years is proof that you intended to pass off the bills as real. And admitting on video that you’re handing out fake bills to get others arrested is the sort of shit that such prosecutors salivate over.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 3:43:18am

re: #108 Targetpractice

Bear in mind that you don’t have to try to spend counterfeit currency to be arrested and charged with a federal crime, all a federal prosecutor needs to put you away for up to 20 years is proof that you intended to pass off the bills as real. And admitting on video that you’re handing out fake bills to get others arrested is the sort of shit that such prosecutors salivate over.

Not to mention that non-homeless, even (God forbid) white persons might get their hands on such bills and get in trouble…This is all jut performative cruelty, the sort of thing that passes as being “tough” and “resolute” and “ready to make the hard decisions” in Conservative circles.

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 3:54:40am

re: #109 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Not to mention that non-homeless, even (God forbid) white persons might get their hands on such bills and get in trouble…This is all jut performative cruelty, the sort of thing that passes as being “tough” and “resolute” and “ready to make the hard decisions” in Conservative circles.

Nah, it’s the “cleaning the streets” horseshit that says that “woke” government won’t take steps to get the homeless off the streets and out of eyesight because being homeless is not a crime, so they’re deliberately getting the homeless in trouble with the law to “clean up the streets.”

You know, the sort of “Christians” that Scrooge was supposed to be a lampoon of when he bellowed “Are there no prisons?! Are there no workhouses!?”

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Teukka  May 13, 2024 • 3:56:23am

re: #108 Targetpractice

Bear in mind that you don’t have to try to spend counterfeit currency to be arrested and charged with a federal crime, all a federal prosecutor needs to put you away for up to 20 years is proof that you intended to pass off the bills as real. And admitting on video that you’re handing out fake bills to get others arrested is the sort of shit that such prosecutors salivate over.

So even if the recipient is homeless, if the intent is there, it’s enough to send him up river?

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 3:59:51am

re: #111 Teukka

So even if the recipient is homeless, if the intent is there, it’s enough to send him up river?

There in lies the rub, as while a well-represented defendant can probably fight such charges by showing they had no idea that the bill was fake, the odds that many of the homeless will receive such representation in a federal court is slim. Most will likely just get a public defender who advises them to take whatever deal the prosecutor is offering and “do their time.”

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 3:59:56am

Ugh, Monday, at least it is a beautiful day. I hope you enjoy this drive time music.

The Defiant - “Dead Language” (Official Music Video)

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 4:15:34am

re: #71 teleskiguy

Have I told y’all my grandmother is a first generation Ukrainian-American? She was a model during WWII.

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Mine too on my dad’s side via Saskatchewan - her family emigrated to Canada in the 1800s to grow wheat…90,000 acres of it, apparently.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 4:19:11am
It seems no one is safe on the streets of the Big Apple these days - not even beloved hometown actor and Brooklyn native Steve Buscemi.

Buscemi, 66, was strolling through Kips Bay last week when a brute walked up and struck the “Boardwalk Empire” star in a broad-daylight attack - one of the latest unprovoked assaults in the five boroughs, law enforcement sources told The Post.

The actor suffered swelling to his face and left eye and was taken to Bellevue Hospital for treatment.

How would you notice?

nypost.com

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 4:28:12am

Say what you want, we really know how to party.

3 dead as 18 people shot at south Alabama party attended by 1,000 people

“According to witnesses, the event was peaceful until an argument took place…”
al.com

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 4:29:15am

Fisherman caught a 188 pound Gar on 4 pound test. I do like the captain’s name!

Art Weston and his guide Capt. Kirk Kirkland were out chasing world records again in early April. This time, the accomplished anglers were fishing for a new world-record alligator gar at the upper end of Sam Rayburn Lake in East Texas. Weston and Kirkland accomplished their mission, and in the process, they caught something even bigger: an enormous snapping turtle that weighed around 200 pounds.


outdoorlife.com
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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 4:30:00am

re: #116 Decatur Deb

Say what you want, we really know how to party.

3 dead as 18 people shot at south Alabama party attended by 1,000 people

“According to witnesses, the event was peaceful until an argument took place…”
al.com

Ain’t no party like an Alabama party, ‘til the Alabama party gets shot.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 4:31:41am

Wordle picked a doozy for a Monday morning.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 4:32:06am
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Eventual Carrion  May 13, 2024 • 4:33:40am

re: #32 William Lewis

Actually saw a RFK yard sign today on the way home from work. Even took a snapshot to prove to myself it was real an not a figment of a brainworm … SMDH.

There’s one on the road heading to the lake here. Something like “All the way with RFK”. Looks homemade.

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steve_davis  May 13, 2024 • 4:34:01am

re: #39 Charles Johnson

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same here. came in to live with me for 2 1/2 years. The deckwashers scared her (not anything they did on purpose) and that was the end of that. I’m assuming she had a heart attack out in the woods. She had a cough that I always assumed was hairball related, but as I’ve obsessed about it, I started to wonder if the cough was associated with congestive heart failure. I think those can be connected.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 4:34:38am

As the worm turns…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 4:37:42am

re: #118 Nerdy Fish

Ain’t no party like an Alabama party, ‘til the Alabama party gets shot.

Southern men don’t need each other around anyhow…

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steve_davis  May 13, 2024 • 4:38:17am

re: #61 teleskiguy

Infants and their ginormous eyes! Proportional to their tiny little skulls. It’s true your eyes are more or less fully formed when you’re born, they don’t grow, but everything grows around them, right?

I was thinking about that yesterday when I posted a picture of me at roughly six (in a little suit because it was 1971, by God) and I was thinking “those are the same freakin’ eyes that have been looking back in the mirror all this time.”

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 4:39:37am

re: #61 teleskiguy

Infants and their ginormous eyes! Proportional to their tiny little skulls. It’s true your eyes are more or less fully formed when you’re born, they don’t grow, but everything grows around them, right?

Like puppies and their feet…

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 4:43:52am

re: #64 Joe Bacon ✅

Christianity seems to be fixated to differing degrees on suffering and pain, why leave out the sexual aspect of it?

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 4:43:54am

Let me tell you a dirty joke, a white horse fell in the mud…

Two horses stranded on their sides in a swampy mess were hauled to safety by 40 first responders who battled through knee-deep mud in Connecticut woods to pull off the strenuous, five-hour rescue, officials said.

The horses wandered about three-quarters of a mile behind a Lebanon farm when they got stuck in a “swampy area” Saturday, the city’s volunteer fire department said.

One in the pair was trapped for seven hours, according to the department.

nypost.com

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steve_davis  May 13, 2024 • 4:44:16am

when I saw that, I thought about these guys:

nationalmuseum.af.mil

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jeffreyw  May 13, 2024 • 4:51:12am

Good morning!

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  May 13, 2024 • 4:59:08am

Pileated woodpecker finishing off a tree. Robin watching with great interest. .

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William Lewis  May 13, 2024 • 5:04:25am

re: #130 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

No joke, truth.

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Mike Lamb  May 13, 2024 • 5:08:27am

re: #116 Decatur Deb

Say what you want, we really know how to party.

3 dead as 18 people shot at south Alabama party attended by 1,000 people

“According to witnesses, the event was peaceful until an argument took place…”
al.com

The next parry that was violent until an argument took place will be the first.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 5:10:08am

re: #133 Mike Lamb

The next parry that was violent until an argument took place will be the first.

Yeah, I love the lede there: “Everything was normal, until it wasn’t.” Dog bites man, my guy. Dog bites man.

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William Lewis  May 13, 2024 • 5:10:13am

re: #133 Mike Lamb

The next parry that was violent until an argument took place will be the first.

I went to the fight but a hockey match broke out.

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jeffreyw  May 13, 2024 • 5:11:20am

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 5:15:24am

I hope he doesn’t carry a gun!

A top NYPD officer was seemingly caught on camera accidentally pepper-spraying himself while trying to break up an anti-Israel demonstration on the Manhattan Bridge Saturday.

Video shared on social media shows NYPD Assistant Chief James McCarthy getting a face-full of the chemical irritant as he tried to deploy it on protesters who brought traffic to a standstill as they marched across the bridge Saturday evening.

Cops in riot gear can be seen in the chaotic footage trying to wrangle protesters who are falling over each other as they back away chanting “Rafah!”

The group of protesters, some carrying signs reading “Palestine will be free,” appear to have their arms linked together while backing away from police

nypost.com

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Eventual Carrion  May 13, 2024 • 5:21:54am

re: #107 Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅

Birb.
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jeffreyw  May 13, 2024 • 5:28:39am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 5:36:12am

re: #139 jeffreyw

The start of so many movies.

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Dave In Austin  May 13, 2024 • 5:40:06am

Morning songs……..
“Red Jungle Fowl” is just what you’d think.

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jeffreyw  May 13, 2024 • 6:06:07am

re: #140 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The start of so many movies.

Those people atop the structure are yelling “Go back! Stay away!”

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jeffreyw  May 13, 2024 • 6:09:04am
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Grunthos the Flatulent 🇳🇿  May 13, 2024 • 6:10:45am

re: #120 Shropshire Slasher

Let the drunken shenanigans begin!

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I’ve walked past the Dublin end a few times now. Didn’t realise how new it was.

We are off to Vienna tomorrow morning.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 6:11:44am

Hubby just said Loose Cannon was removed from the docs case by the circuit. I see no notification. Anyone see anything about this?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  May 13, 2024 • 6:11:57am
Comedian meets woman from a cult at her show and everyone is saying the same thing

A TikTok of a comedian’s stand-up routine has gone viral after one of the audience members shared they were in a “cult”, and everyone’s saying the same thing.

Comedian Gabby Bryan asked two audience members how they knew each other, and in an unexpected turn of events one shared, “I was in the same cult as her fiancé.”

The woman described the cult, which was active in Silicon Valley, Oxford and Boston, as, “just people trying to make the world a better place […] using math and stuff” and also claimed that there were ‘orgies’ towards the end of the cult’s existence.

The clip has racked up over 1.8 million views, but if you open the comments, you’ll notice they’re all saying the same thing: the woman’s description of the “cult” sounds like effective altruism.

indy100.com

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 6:12:39am

re: #141 Dave In Austin

Morning songs……..
“Red Jungle Fowl” is just what you’d think.

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I hear Stevie Nicks in my head.

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 6:12:47am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. We’ve got jury selection in the corruption trial of Sen Bob Menendez (D-gold plated NJ), and Trump’s trial continues, although prosecutors aren’t going to be putting Karen McDougal on the stand because they already proved their case via Stormy Daniels, and Trump’s defense failed miserably to impugn her testimony. It would be too salacious for McDougal to testify since she’s not testifying to the paperwork involved in the case, but rather the affair she had.

So, this week will be all about paperwork, and ultimately Michael Cohen.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 6:13:09am

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Hubby just said Loose Cannon was removed from the docs case by the circuit. I see no notification. Anyone see anything about this?

Nothing’s popping up from my Lawsky people, though several of them probably aren’t awake yet.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 6:13:40am
Michael Cohen is on his way to take to the stand in Donald Trump’s criminal trial over his alleged hush-money payments to Stormy Daniels.

As Trump’s former attorney and “fixer,” Cohen is considered to be the star witness in the case, and an indication that the “hush money” trial is entering its final stages.

nypost.com

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 6:17:53am

Well now we know which Federalist Society Stooge judge in Texas killed Biden’s Credit Card Fee cap!

A Trump-appointed judge on Friday delivered a win for big banks when he granted the U.S. Chamber of Commerce a temporary injunction halting a Biden administration rule that would cap credit card fees at $8.

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) rule, which would have gone into effect May 14, could save U.S. consumers more than $10 billion each year. The decision to pause its implementation, issued by U.S. District of the Northern District of Texas Judge Mark Pittman, will cost ordinary Americans around $27 million each day it is in effect.

“In their latest in a stack of lawsuits designed to pad record corporate profits at the expense of everyone else, the U.S. Chamber got its way for now—ensuring families get price-gouged a little longer with credit card late fees as high as $41,” Liz Zelnick, the director of the Economic Security and Corporate Power Program at accountable.us, said in a statement.

commondreams.org

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Dave In Austin  May 13, 2024 • 6:24:06am

2 owlets hatched early this morning.

Mastodon

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 6:28:53am

re: #109 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Not to mention that non-homeless, even (God forbid) white persons might get their hands on such bills and get in trouble…This is all jut performative cruelty, the sort of thing that passes as being “tough” and “resolute” and “ready to make the hard decisions” in Conservative circles.

I don’t believe he actually does it
I want video !

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Targetpractice  May 13, 2024 • 6:29:23am

re: #145 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Hubby just said Loose Cannon was removed from the docs case by the circuit. I see no notification. Anyone see anything about this?

Don’t give me hope - Memes in HD

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 6:31:30am

re: #116 Decatur Deb

Say what you want, we really know how to party.

3 dead as 18 people shot at south Alabama party attended by 1,000 people

“According to witnesses, the event was peaceful until an argument took place…”
al.com

It was totally legally until the moment it wasn’t

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sagehen  May 13, 2024 • 6:32:29am

re: #84 Targetpractice

You can’t shame evangelicals by pointing out the pain and suffering that they’re inflicting on women by banning abortion because they think the pain and suffering is the point of the whole exercise. They’ll end up either blaming the woman, blaming “woke,” or just blame “God” by saying that it’s part of some “plan” only he’s privy to and expect you to accept it and move on.

There was a time when evangelicals protested against epidurals and other pain relief for during labor; because the Bible said that delivering children was supposed to be painful.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 6:33:33am

re: #157 sagehen

There was a time when evangelicals protested against epidurals and other pain relief for during labor; because the Bible said that delivering children was supposed to be painful.

Because the suffering is a reminder of the original sin, you know, that Eve tempted poor innocent Adam to eat the forbidden fruit and caused the downfall of all humanity.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 6:36:37am

re: #153 Dave In Austin

2 owlets hatched early this morning.

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Dave, if your hatchlings wind up killing each other, please put a warning on that video. I’d be forever grateful!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 6:39:43am

re: #154 Dangerman

I don’t believe he actually does it
I want video !

exactly, a lot of performative bullshyte

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 6:40:09am

Oh boy!

Today’s Special Guest Stars in the courtroom include J Dickhead Vance and Coach Tommy!

Which one gets the first chance to kiss Trump’s ass?????

talkingpointsmemo.com

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No Malarkey!  May 13, 2024 • 6:40:53am

Michael Cohen has been called to the stand!

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gocart mozart  May 13, 2024 • 6:46:48am
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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 13, 2024 • 6:47:14am

re: #162 No Malarkey!

Yeah. That is all over the news. There is nothing about “Loose Cannon.”

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Egregious Philbin  May 13, 2024 • 6:48:06am

re: #153 Dave In Austin

Awesome! One of my weekly bike rides is past a few dozen burrowing owl homes that were constructed by a nature reserve. I’ve never seen them though, but I know they are there.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 6:49:03am

re: #164 PhillyPretzel ✅

Yeah. That is all over the news. There is nothing about “Loose Cannon.”

Yep. I’m going to go out on a limb and say someone read a wishful-thinking article and drew the wrong conclusions. I would expect it to be instant headlines if it actually happened, given the nature of the case and the implications of such a decision.

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 6:51:29am

re: #162 No Malarkey!

Michael Cohen has been called to the stand!

So tfg is still indicted. Good.

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 6:52:18am

We’re under a small storm now, with a monster crossing into AL from MS. There is a mix of 6 kinds of weather alert. Temps are dropping.

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 6:53:15am

re: #165 Egregious Philbin

Awesome! One of my weekly bike rides is past a few dozen burrowing owl homes that were constructed by a nature reserve. I’ve never seen them though, but I know they are there.

There are dozens of burrows in and around the local park (Vista View) and the owls are out all the time.

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Egregious Philbin  May 13, 2024 • 7:00:53am

re: #169 Dangerman

This is just south of Phoenix Sky Harbor airport, trail on the other side of the mostly dry Rio Salado river. Lots of cool critters, and airplanes. On Saturday I watched Air Force Two (757) take off, and 4 different RC-135 refuelers from the USAF as I rode by.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 13, 2024 • 7:00:54am

re: #104 Targetpractice

So at best he’s admitting to the distribution of counterfeit currency, at worst he could be arrested for counterfeiting himself.

One MAGAt who responded said it was humor, to which another person said that conservatives and humor are incompatible. It’s probably just a lie, but what else do you expect from those who support a candidate who mocks those with disabilities.

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 7:02:19am

re: #169 Dangerman

There are dozens of burrows in and around the local park (Vista View) and the owls are out all the time.

Did you do a double take?

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 7:03:32am

re: #171 Hecuba’s daughter

One MAGAt who responded said it was humor, to which another person said that conservatives and humor are incompatible. It’s probably just a lie, but what else do you expect from those who support a candidate who mocks those with disabilities.

So it’s a sociopath confession or sociopath humor. Either way—sociopath.

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austin_blue  May 13, 2024 • 7:05:44am

The Fixer is on the stand, and he is Cohen to spill the tea on Donny boy who will be grumbling “Why didn’t I pardon This Guy, of all people?”

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 7:10:31am

re: #174 austin_blue

The Fixer is on the stand, and he is Cohen to spill the tea on Donny boy who will be grumbling “Why didn’t I pardon This Guy, of all people?”

So far it sounds like he’s setting up the narrative that Trump wasn’t just Boss, but the Don. Emails? No…he said too many people have been brought down by prosecutors over emails. There’s your criminal mind set.

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 7:11:04am

*chefs kiss*

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mmmirele  May 13, 2024 • 7:16:42am

re: #147 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

indy100.com

Yeah, remember that Sam Bankman-Fried graduated from MIT and last October when I went there, (another) ex-boyfriend dragged me to hear a lecture by someone who used to be involved with the Effective Altruism crowd, so yeah, they’re around.

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 7:28:10am

re: #176 lawhawk

So, why did I say *chef’s kiss* for the Cohen direct where he admits lying.

Because it defangs the argument the defense would make that Cohen is lying on the stand and lays groundwork that he was lying on Trump’s behalf to do these crimes and other malfeasance for Trump. He says he was Trump’s fixer, and that was an accurate representation.

Trump is going to have a hard time on cross to undermine Cohen. That’s the point of this morning - laying the groundwork that Cohen was doing all of this for Trump, and that Trump knew all of this was going on to help Trump cover up his affairs and pump out stories via Pecker to smear his rivals.

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austin_blue  May 13, 2024 • 7:33:41am

This is on-target:

markfiore.com

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 7:37:31am

Birbie. Wordle 1,059 3/6*

No yellows.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 7:39:58am

re: #166 Nerdy Fish

Yep. I’m going to go out on a limb and say someone read a wishful-thinking article and drew the wrong conclusions. I would expect it to be instant headlines if it actually happened, given the nature of the case and the implications of such a decision.

That’s what I told the spouse. It would be BREAKING NEWS and my notifications would have blown up.

He’s no naive sometimes. He said “it wouldn’t make the major outlets” to which I replied, you jest right??

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 13, 2024 • 7:39:59am

re: #102 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’m embarrassed by this. It took far too long to get this. I just didn’t see it.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 7:40:55am

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Romantic Heretic  May 13, 2024 • 7:42:59am

re: #78 Belafon

That should be interesting.

Most sane economists think war is a bad idea. Huge amounts of wealth vanish. So the new guy may not last long.

On the other hand he’s probably a Putin Braunnoser. Which means the new guy will simply do what Putin tells him and fall on his sword when the time comes.

Either way, I doubt he’s very knowledgable about war, which does not bode well for Russia, or the poor bastards who have to do the fighting.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 13, 2024 • 7:51:24am

re: #184 Romantic Heretic

If Putin’s war on Ukraine is as much about resources as it is nationalism, then perhaps Putin is simply putting into place his next step: make the war pay off.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 7:54:32am

re: #185 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

If Putin’s war on Ukraine is as much about resources as it is nationalism, then perhaps Putin is simply putting into place his next step: make the war pay off.

It’s about maintaining the economy through an extended war of attrition, which Russia is in a better position to win, especially if the USA turns its back on Ukraine.

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 7:57:26am
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 13, 2024 • 8:01:49am

South Pacific sunset.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 13, 2024 • 8:04:18am

Lot of fatcats ready to move into bunkers……something is up.

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 8:05:09am

re: #186 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

It’s about maintaining the economy through an extended war of attrition, which Russia is in a better position to win, especially if the USA turns its bck on Ukraine.

Our defense spending is 870B per year. Ukraine is crippling Russia for about an eighth of that.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 8:07:48am

re: #116 Decatur Deb

Say what you want, we really know how to party.

3 dead as 18 people shot at south Alabama party attended by 1,000 people

“According to witnesses, the event was peaceful until an argument took place…”
al.com

Funny, I’ve had dozens of arguments in my life and never once felt the urge to pull a gun on the other party.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 8:09:57am

re: #191 Eclectic Cyborg

Funny, I’ve had dozens of arguments in my life and never once felt the urge to pull a gun on the other party.

Yep, never even when I was drinking immoderately…

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 8:10:37am

re: #191 Eclectic Cyborg

Funny, I’ve had dozens of arguments in my life and never once felt the urge to pull a gun on the other party.

Until the Glock comes out, it’s just a “tiff”.

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Nerdy Fish  May 13, 2024 • 8:15:15am

re: #193 Decatur Deb

Until the Glock comes out, it’s just a “tiff”.

“In America, it’s not an argument until somebody gets shot.”

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 8:15:31am

re: #191 Eclectic Cyborg

Funny, I’ve had dozens of arguments in my life and never once felt the urge to pull a gun on the other party.

You crazy Canadian pacifist.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 8:32:56am

RIP old friend.

Dr. Cyril Wecht famed coroner and Democratic Party officeholder in Allegheny County (Pittsburgh) passed away. Noted expert on JFK assassination…

post-gazette.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 8:39:41am

re: #193 Decatur Deb

Until the Glock comes out, it’s just a “tiff”.

Even if I owned a gun, it would be there for rattlesnakes on the trail or intruders in the night, not for settling disputes at a social gathering.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 8:39:56am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 8:40:21am

re: #196 Joe Bacon ✅

RIP old friend.

Dr. Cyril Wecht famed coroner and Democratic Party officeholder in Allegheny County (Pittsburgh) passed away. Noted expert on JFK assassination…

proof that the coverup continues

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 8:41:21am

re: #198 Joe Bacon ✅

“I think they want the white guy.”

Is that an actual quote that they have on tape/video?

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 13, 2024 • 8:41:40am

re: #198 Joe Bacon ✅

I rather have someone who understands what can be done and does something about it instead of a BSer.

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Captain Ron  May 13, 2024 • 8:41:46am

A bank in neighboring Virginia that has served the Justice family for decades has begun the process of collecting on more than $300 million in defaulted loans.

Some of the family business’s prized assets, chief among them the 246-year-old Greenbrier resort, are in the bank’s sights, and collections on the governor’s personal bank accounts and even his house are now a possibility. In West Virginia, the tax authorities have placed liens on Greenbrier properties for millions in unpaid taxes, only months after auctioning off tax-delinquent properties owned by the governor elsewhere in the state.

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danarchy  May 13, 2024 • 8:46:22am

re: #200 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is that an actual quote that they have on tape/video?

it is real, but the “…” is doing some work.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 8:47:09am

re: #200 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is that an actual quote that they have on tape/video?

UNHINGED Trump LOSES IT at Black Conservative Event

It’s around the 2:40 mark.

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Decatur Deb  May 13, 2024 • 8:47:55am

re: #200 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Is that an actual quote that they have on tape/video?

usatoday.com

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 8:50:39am

re: #205 Decatur Deb

usatoday.com

oh well, it’s too late now

GOP can only close its eyes, buckle down and try to get this fellow through by whatever means available. And with extreme prejudice…

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 13, 2024 • 8:55:55am

re: #197 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Even if I owned a gun, it would be there for rattlesnakes on the trail or intruders in the night, not for settling disputes at a social gathering.

I carry a .44 Mag Ruger Redhawk when I’m out in the weeds here on the conspiracy farm. I have shotshells for rattlesnakes (though I would hate like hell to shoot one and would avoid it if possible). I have regular 240 grain FMJ for feral hogs. I am less squeamish about shooting the hogs. I still don’t enjoy it, though, and I understand less and less all the time why people do enjoy it.

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 8:59:31am

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that prosecutors are going to rest their case after Cohen finishes on cross/redirect. They’ve made their case, and have introduced corroborating testimony, audio, and paper receipts of the sham transactions to cover up payments - the falsifying business records.

Trump’s still kvetching about how his base can’t bother to show up, and making excuses that it’s due to security around the courthouse, while ignoring that the entire reason there needs to be security is that Trump has repeatedly threatened witnesses, jurors, and the courthouse staff.

He is in trouble, and is starting to realize that all of his legal chicanery isn’t going to work in NY.

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Dr Lizardo  May 13, 2024 • 9:01:36am

re: #208 lawhawk

I wonder who the defense is going to call to the stand…if anyone at all?

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 9:04:24am

re: #209 Dr Lizardo

I wonder who the defense is going to call to the stand…if anyone at all?

I think they said previously they wouldn’t be calling anyone. I might be wrong.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 13, 2024 • 9:04:36am

I’ve predicted this for a long time.

DNA TESTS ARE UNCOVERING THE TRUE PREVALENCE OF INCEST

People are discovering the truth about their biological parents with DNA—and learning that incest is far more common than many think.

(Paywalled but they have a free trial)

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Vicious Babushka  May 13, 2024 • 9:08:15am

LOL I just got a call for “Grandma” from some guy who says his name is “Michael.” LOL I have 48 grandkids and none of them are named Michael. I told that guy to find another grandma to rip off.

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Jay C  May 13, 2024 • 9:08:58am

re: #211 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Note that it’s The Atlantic - paywalled

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Vicious Babushka  May 13, 2024 • 9:11:19am
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Belafon  May 13, 2024 • 9:13:13am

re: #211 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I’ve predicted this for a long time.

DNA TESTS ARE UNCOVERING THE TRUE PREVALENCE OF INCEST

(Paywalled but they have a free trial)

Now we’ll have the GOP going “see, it’s ok”.

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 9:17:09am

re: #215 Belafon

Now we’ll have the GOP going “see, it’s ok”.

Why not? after all the base is now really into diapers!

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  May 13, 2024 • 9:18:35am

re: #215 Belafon

Now we’ll have the GOP going “see, it’s ok”.

The real base of the Republican Party, the yokel gentry, are doomed.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 9:31:30am

Having a virtual convention would be the best idea.

President Joe Biden’s top advisers are all too aware the ghosts of 1968 may haunt their convention here, but they’re grappling with a pair of more urgent and thoroughly modern-day challenges as summer nears: How far can they go in reprising their virtual 2020 convention to mitigate the threat of disruption inside the arena, and how will they navigate a rookie mayor who unabashedly sympathizes with protesters?

Trumpeting the success of their Covid-era convention four years ago, some in Biden’s orbit are aggressively pushing to make the 2024 conclave a hybrid production. That would mean in-person speeches from the president, party luminaries and rising stars to draw television attention alongside a mix of pre-recorded testimonials and videos from other parts of the country.

The goal: drive maximum viewership on television and the internet while minimizing live programming and openings for protest in Chicago’s United Center. This would mean moving party business, such as rules and platform votes, off the floor and denying would-be demonstrators a chance to seize on contentious debates.

politico.com

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Randall Gross  May 13, 2024 • 9:31:46am

New from Childish Gambino & Young Nudy
Little Foot Big Foot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLX1…

Randall Gross (@randallgross.bsky.social) 2024-05-13T16:31:20.464Z

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Shropshire Slasher  May 13, 2024 • 9:38:39am
Of all the bingo cards, in all of the bingo-carded universes, none of them had Lawrence Taylor showing up at a campaign rally for Donald Trump.

This isn’t the weirdest thing to happen involving Trump. That list is long. It would stretch across oceans. This was, however, up there. A Hall of Fame linebacker, who is a registered sex offender stumping for Trump, who was found civilly liable last year for sexual abuse. It is impossible to make this up but it’s also America in 2024.

“I just wanted to say I grew up a Democrat and I’ve always been a Democrat until I met this man right here,” Taylor said, speaking of Trump. “He will not have to worry nobody in my family ever voting for a Democrat again.”

usatoday.com

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Randall Gross  May 13, 2024 • 9:39:51am

New pop punk from Ratbag — Dead End Kid

ratbag - dead end kids (live from eugene’s junkyard)

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 9:40:44am

re: #218 Shropshire Slasher

Having a virtual convention would be the best idea.

politico.com

Why did they decide on Chicago in the first place?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 9:53:26am

re: #217 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

The real base of the Republican Party, the yokel gentry, are doomed.

“If you go to family reuions to meet women, you might be a Redneck!”

-Jeff Foxworthy

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  May 13, 2024 • 9:54:21am

re: #222 Eclectic Cyborg

Why did they decide on Chicago in the first place?

Nostalgia for 1968…

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 9:57:07am

re: #209 Dr Lizardo

I wonder who the defense is going to call to the stand…if anyone at all?

They are under no obligation to call anyone. They can simply state that prosecutors failed to provide evidence beyond a reasonable doubt that Trump committed these crimes, and leave it at that.

They will probably call no one to the stand, as they’ve been able to cross prosecution witnesses, with astounding results (Daniels thoroughly demolished Trump’s defense lawyer with a few well timed quips).

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Joe Bacon ✅  May 13, 2024 • 10:00:46am

So Beavis decided to ignore the judge’s order!

Eric Trump breaks judge’s rules by attacking witness Michael Cohen from courtroom

Eric Trump was seen using his cell phone in a Manhattan courtroom after New York Justice Juan Merchan forbade using mobile devices.

NBC News reported that Eric Trump was sitting behind his father when he wrote a message on the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

alternet.org

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 10:03:46am

re: #226 Joe Bacon ✅

So what can Merchan to do Tweedledumber for this?

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Dr Lizardo  May 13, 2024 • 10:05:36am

re: #227 Eclectic Cyborg

So what can Merchan to do Tweedledumber for this?

Good question: Is he included in the gag order?

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 10:06:07am

re: #172 wrenchwench

Did you do a double take?

Nope that’s what they named the park way back when.

Before that it was a landfill

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 10:08:11am

Trial is on break until 2pm, when Cohen direct resumes.

re: #227 Eclectic Cyborg

Hold a hearing, see if there was any coordination, and then fine both Trumps. Prosecutors will likely hear about this during lunch, and will have discussions ahead of testimony resuming.

[edited]

As per the gag order ruling - if Trump directed someone to engage in the bad conduct, Trump will be directly held accountable as violating the order.

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jaunte  May 13, 2024 • 10:10:10am

This year’s vulture crop is coming in fluffy.

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 10:10:19am

Class act that guy…no worried about his rental bride…he’ll just get another.

Mastodon

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gocart mozart  May 13, 2024 • 10:14:19am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 13, 2024 • 10:14:41am

re: #218 Shropshire Slasher

Also to avoid any possible future litigation over Biden not being a valid candidate in those states which have deadlines before the Dem convention.

Conventions have long been nothing but a way to spend a lot of money by attendees to have a vacation.

And for TV media to get something for which to sell advertisement.

All the nomination and voting can be done remotely, safely, and reliably.

If then Biden wants a rally in Chicago then fine. Have big rallies. Trump knows how useful they are.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 13, 2024 • 10:17:03am

re: #211 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Non-paternity events are common.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 13, 2024 • 10:17:36am

re: #208 lawhawk

…..

He is in trouble, and is starting to realize that all of his legal chicanery isn’t going to work in NY.

Hope that is true but only one MAGAt on the jury will be enough for him to avoid conviction. After years of his avoiding serious consequences for his lifetime of crime, aided by the courts this year (Cannon and the sleazy 6), I am dispirited about the possibility of his finally facing justice.

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Randall Gross  May 13, 2024 • 10:19:31am

Four Tet has an interesting new album of EDM out, Orville Peck has an album of duets out that includes Willie Nelson and Elton John, & Kings of Leon dropped a 12 tune album this week.

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sagehen  May 13, 2024 • 10:20:04am

re: #233 gocart mozart

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is that Jason Alexander?

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 10:21:26am

re: #238 sagehen

is that Jason Alexander?

With hair!

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 10:22:40am

re: #238 sagehen

is that Jason Alexander?

It certainly is.

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jaunte  May 13, 2024 • 10:23:30am

Note: Do not use Cyberhammer as a hammer.

@chickenpuppet.bsky.social

Gotta hand it to Tesla, realizing your customers are stupid rubes that want to be ripped off is a good business model

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Randall Gross  May 13, 2024 • 10:24:23am

Some new funk from Miami’s Magic City Hippie, we just do what we wanna.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yogE…

Randall Gross (@randallgross.bsky.social) 2024-05-13T17:23:01.932Z

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 13, 2024 • 10:25:02am

re: #241 jaunte

“Intended for display OR gym use.”

🤔

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jaunte  May 13, 2024 • 10:26:12am

re: #243 Eclectic Cyborg

Intended for display with gym excuse.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 13, 2024 • 10:28:31am

I’ve spent thousands (yes, thousands) of hours working on genealogy using DNA the past 9 years, and the DNA testing has been vital to my discoveries and affirming various known relationships.

But the profound realization that I hope everybody gets to share is that our past is not what we presume it to be.

Some of the diehard genealogists of old, from the UK as well as a few other European countries with deep records, have built family trees that can go back 10 generations or more.

And I can do that to, for most of my ancestral lines.

But the reality is this: what is on paper is not what is in the DNA.

NPE rates have been estimated all over the place, but seem to be between 1% and 3% historically.

What that means is that your 10-generation pedigree (back to your 8th great grandparents) is not reality.

Of those 1024 (assuming no pedigree collapse) 8th great grandparents, with even just a 1% NPE rate, the average person will have a few hundred of those 8GGPs which are not who they thought they were.

If we could do a real sampling we’d find the extremes: someone for whom all 10 generations are accurate, and those for whom the entire pedigree is in error (a secret adoption case.)

Most of us will be in-between.

Application outside of family history: All of history as written is full of errors.

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 10:33:36am

Pacifica woman swam to the Farallon Islands yesterday - first attempt to swim from the mainland to the islands (note - Farallons are breeding ground for Great Whites)

Amy Appelhans Gubser of Pacifica, California became just the sixth solo swimmer to cross the notorious Gulf of the Farallones, off the coast of San Francisco - and the FIRST to swim in the outbound direction.
The Farallon swim has a reasonable claim to be the toughest marathon swim in the world - with typically cold, rough water, ripping winds, swirling currents, and “interesting” marine life.
Immersing under the Golden Gate Bridge at 3:25am local time, Amy rode a ripping ebb tide about 1/3 of the way to the island in just 4 hours; she then gutted out the remaining distance in 13 hours to finish at Fisherman Bay, SE Farallon Island in the waning daylight. Total straight-line distance of 29.7 miles (47.8km) in a bit over 17 hours (specifics to be posted when available).
Amy’s swim was supported by John Chapman, Abby Fairman, Kirk McKinney, Ken Mignosa, Sarah Roberts, and John Sims, and piloted by Capt. Chad Dahlberg on the Pacific Rival. Amy encountered water temps ranging from 43F (6.1C) to 57F (13.8C).

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  May 13, 2024 • 10:36:48am

re: #245 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Heinlein used to say that anyone who thought he knew his family tree three generations back was backing a losing bet (or something to that effect). There was a memoir by an obstetrician a while ago, in which he said that he knew (from incompatible blood types) that the parentage of 10% of the babies he delivered was not what was on the birth certificate… which means significantly more than that were actually incorrect.

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 10:38:40am

re: #243 Eclectic Cyborg

“Intended for display OR gym use.”

🤔

Like the Cybertruck itself - intended for display, not actual driving off road.

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 10:38:49am

re: #214 Vicious Babushka

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Very good article.

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 10:43:25am

re: #246 darthstar

Pacifica woman swam to the Farallon Islands yesterday - first attempt to swim from the mainland to the islands (note - Farallons are breeding ground for Great Whites)

[Embedded content]

She’s 56
Nyad finally succeeded Cuba to Fla at 64
Of course I’m older than both of them
Ill stop bitching about my stupid Achilles tendon
Never give up
I’m not done

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danarchy  May 13, 2024 • 10:44:44am

The problem with Cohen, is while I could 100% believe all of the things he has said about Trump, I could also 100% believe he would make up anything he had to to put Trump away. If I were a juror I would probably have to disregard anything he said that wasn’t directly backed by physical evidence like documents or recordings.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  May 13, 2024 • 10:45:11am

re: #248 darthstar

Like the Cybertruck itself - intended for display, not actual driving off road.

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darthstar  May 13, 2024 • 10:45:27am

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 10:46:32am

re: #251 danarchy

The problem with Cohen, is while I could 100% believe all of the things he has said about Trump, I could also 100% believe he would make up anything he had to to put Trump away. If I were a juror I would probably have to disregard anything he said that wasn’t directly backed by physical evidence like documents or recordings.

Prosecutors pretty much said as much too - and Cohen also noted that he lied, repeatedly for Trump. They are having him identify the transactions from the paper records he and the Trump org created around these criminal acts. That’s strong and persuasive, but it’s also interesting that the defense isn’t making too many objections here.

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Dr Lizardo  May 13, 2024 • 10:46:58am

re: #252 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The Cybertruck is a driveway/parking lot queen.

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lawhawk  May 13, 2024 • 10:48:26am

re: #255 Dr Lizardo

The Cybertruck is a driveway/parking lot queen.

Garage queen, because rain and the weather will wreck the finish.

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 10:48:50am

re: #250 Dangerman

She’s 56
Nyad finally succeeded Cuba to Fla at 64
Of course I’m older than both of them
Ill stop bitching about my stupid Achilles tendon
Never give up
I’m not done

Take up swimming? Oh, wait… I’ve seen your pool…

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wrenchwench  May 13, 2024 • 10:52:07am

re: #256 lawhawk

Garage queen, because rain and the weather will wreck the finish.

I used to work with a guy who drove the delivery truck between 6 bike shops. When they rented a warehouse for the annual big sale, he became a salesman, specializing in ‘garage ornaments’.

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Dangerman  May 13, 2024 • 10:54:17am

re: #254 lawhawk

“Be prepared. There’s going to be a lot of women coming forward,” Trump told his then-lawyer, according to Cohen’s testimony at Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial.

Link

Cohen said Trump told him to prepare for a barrage of negative press about Trump’s past. He corroborated witness David Pecker’s testimony that Trump entered into an agreement with the publisher of The National Enquirer to quash some of those stories.

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Randall Gross  May 13, 2024 • 10:56:07am

Good news

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PhillyPretzel ✅  May 13, 2024 • 10:57:14am

re: #260 Randall Gross

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steve_davis  May 13, 2024 • 10:57:56am

re: #212 Vicious Babushka

LOL I just got a call for “Grandma” from some guy who says his name is “Michael.” LOL I have 48 grandkids and none of them are named Michael. I told that guy to find another grandma to rip off.

Michael: She just hung up on me!
God: What’s your caller ID say?
Michael: Michael!
God: You didn’t think Archangel Michael might have been better?
Michael: Oh….yeah, kind of dropped the lead on that one.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 13, 2024 • 10:58:50am

re: #247 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

Heinlein used to say that anyone who thought he knew his family tree three generations back was backing a losing bet (or something to that effect). There was a memoir by an obstetrician a while ago, in which he said that he knew (from incompatible blood types) that the parentage of 10% of the babies he delivered was not what was on the birth certificate… which means significantly more than that were actually incorrect.

Mostly due to relationships between people who were not related.

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Mike Lamb  May 13, 2024 • 10:59:58am

re: #246 darthstar

Pacifica woman swam to the Farallon Islands yesterday - first attempt to swim from the mainland to the islands (note - Farallons are breeding ground for Great Whites)

[Embedded content]

I’m a strong swimmer and comfortable in the ocean, but swimming out in deep waters like that would freak me all the way the fuck out.

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Eventual Carrion  May 13, 2024 • 11:00:58am

re: #223 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

“If you go to family reuions to meet women, you might be a Redneck!”

-Jeff Foxworthy

Idiocracy - Family Style

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Lancelot Link Returns!  May 13, 2024 • 11:19:50am

re: #216 Joe Bacon ✅

Why not? after all the base is now really into diapers!

David Vitter was a trendsetter


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