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• The state’s tourism industry has come up with the answer to improving Arizona’s image nationwide: slogans! Here are the 10 we’ll be seeing in print and on TV soon.
1. Arizona. Show us your papers and we’ll show you our sunsets.
2. The Deep South of the Southwest.
3. What happens in Arizona stays in Arizona. And on the Daily Show for days.
4. Four words: Apartheid Days in Mesa.
5. Where the Wild West lives. Just don’t make a sudden move.
6. Land of 1,000 wingnuts.
7. Our rest stops are open today.
8. West Virginia with sand.
9. Prisons! Prisons! Prisons!
10. Arizona. Show us your birth certificate and we’ll show you a good time.
More funnies, including the Tupperware one, at the link!