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Rush Limbaugh Questions Oil Spill Timing

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Locker4/30/2010 2:09:03 pm PDT

I’m repeating myself but it’s the same subject so hey…

I’m going to use a wonderful South Park quote to demonstrate how I feel about Rush. Please note I’ve replaced “John Edward” with Rush Limbaugh…

Rush Limbaugh: You better not call me a liar, a fake, or a douche, or else I’ll sue you for slander!
Stan: I am saying this to you, Rush Limbaugh. You are a liar. You are a fake. And you are the biggest douche ever.
Rush Limbaugh: Everything I tell people is positive and gives them hope! How does that make me a douche?
Stan: Because the big questions in life are tough; Why are we here? Where are we from? Where are we going? But as long as people believe in asshole douchey liars like you, we’re never going to find the answers to those questions. You aren’t just lying, you’re slowing down the progress of all mankind, YOU DOUCHE!