What the FUCK is going on here?

Map Shows Warnings for People to Stock Up on Food Ahead of Solar Eclipse

These yokel gummint yahoos seem to be a lot more worried about an eclipse than they were about covid.

Oklahoma is expected to receive an influx of anywhere from 17,000 to 66,000 visitors to watch the solar eclipse,” it said. “The large influx of visitors to southeastern Oklahoma could overwhelm and backup the area’s road systems.”

Really? Take 5 to 8 percent of the daily commuter traffic in OKC, spread it across southeastern Oklahoma for a couple of hours and you have Armageddon of the Roads?
Some goober burgs are closing their schools for the day. When I was in the third grade, there was an eclipse and we were in the path of totality. School was not canceled. They gave us these cheap cardboard “eclipse glasses” and we trooped outside to watch for ourselves. It was a treat.