Got a conference call with a coworker we do once a month, where we run down a list of tasks to double check things and make small talk.

“Man, can you believe all the stuff coming out of the Ukraine?”
“What’s going on with him?”
“No, the country, not a person.”
“I hadn’t heard anything. What happened?
“Are you fucking with me?”
“No, I watch the news every night but haven’t seen anything.”
“Go to Google, search for Kiev, switch to images and look at the last 24 hours.
“Ok, let me… What the fuck is going on? How is this not on every station?”