re: #1037 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

What your imaginary rwnj friend didn’t mention is that he also tried to screw a picnic table.

(Well, truth be told, he’s got weird, um, issues about beehives and honey. I suggested he just keep it in his fantasy life, or else find himself really embarassed at the emergency room.)

Gotcha. Like the time with the jar and the bathtub.