Meanwhile, Paris is currently curled up next to my shoulder, touching me gently with her feet and looking soulfully at me. Earlier, I asked “do you want your hair done?” And she wandered over for grooming with the cat brush, flipping herself on the other side when I made a little twirly gesture at her. Godamnit, I do not want to have to spend vet money just because cats tend to fall in love with me.