re: #104 Nerdy Fish

On my way home from the office on Monday, I stopped by a local store to pick up a small pack of toilet paper, since news was already spreading of people hoarding it. It was sparse, but I was able to get some. There were people, even out in bumfuck middle of nowhere, with carts full of it. I knew a woman who had over 600 rolls of it stockpiled. I don’t know whatever happened to it; she died last year, and I’ll never know if she ever used the last roll.

I am literally on my last package of covid TP just now. I ended up with 2 giant boxes of toilet paper one from amazon and one from walmart because my parents and brother asked me to pick some up for them if I could find any. Of course after I found them in stock and ordered both of them informed me they managed to find some. So as a single guy living alone I can say it takes about 4 years to go through 96 rolls of toilet paper.