re: #7 Joe Bacon ✅

Meanwhile chalk up another milestone for Killer Kristi in South Dakota!

South Dakota has a syphilis problem

rawstory.com

South Dakota experienced a 2,493% increase in adult syphilis cases from the five-year median in 2022, according to the state Department of Health, with 1,504 cases reported — the highest rate of syphilis cases in the country at the time. That was a 90% increase from 2021.

Sung along to the Beatles Yesterday.

Syphilis,
It all started with a simple kiss,
now it hurts even to take a piss.
Oh why, did I, get Syphilis?