Well, my wife was supposed to do a radio interview for a station in Orlando tomorrow. I probably screwed that up.

Phone rings. My wife is asleep. I answer. Hello?

Hi, I’m (blank).

I’m sorry, who is (blank) and who do you represent?

I’m (blank), I just told you.

[click]

My wife is awake now, and trying to do damage control on-line. She is not mad at me though, because we get all sorts of crank calls, telemarketers, &c. (Blank) is lucky I picked up the phone at all, not recognising the number.