re: #156 goddamnedfrank

My mom is buying 3 Springfield 9mm pistols so she’ll have one at the ready on every floor in her house. A couple of years ago she was convinced there were going to be race riots when Obama lost the election. Her and my stepdad are pretty wingnutty. It used to be whenever I’d visit or they’d come down here and we went back to their place or hotel room they’d have left Fox News on the entire time they were gone. They eventually stopped after I kept teasing them about it, asked if they were trying to brainwash the furniture, afraid the sofa and minibar might rise up in a class revolt.

The footstool is probably the greatest revolutionary threat in the living room furniture.