OH NOES WERE DOOMED!!!11!!

“The #NSA is literally collecting every phone record of every American every day…that is a violation of Americans’ privacy” @MarkUdall

— Face The Nation (@FaceTheNation) July 28, 2013

Srsly this is such breaktaking bullshit. Unless the NSA employs about 50 million analysts there is NO FREAKING WAY they would be able to process that much chatter.