re: #178 JeffFX

Yep. The only time a kid was killed by Halloween candy was by his own father as an insurance scam.

I thought Halloween was dead here in a west suburb of Chicago. There was a steady decline over the past 8 years, with only 2 trick-or-treaters last year. This year they just keep coming, and I’m almost out of candy. Halloween is back!

It’s achieved self-awareness in Portland, Halloween is like when all the macabre artists and weird craft people just go insane here with their super—elaborate haunted houses and museums of horrors

Kids THINk they have it good, but halloween as an adult is where it’s at :D