re: #11 Eclectic Cyborg

Yeah, that never happened.

Oh, I’m willing to believe that some manager told her that shit just to get the guest who was acting as pleasant as a cactus spine on their prostate to go away. But yeah, unless there is signage up in the room saying that messing with the clothing of other guests is punishable by $100 fine and 4K UHD footage of said act, then the most we can usually do is promise to “look into it.”