re: #198 swamprat

You forgot hairpin seller. I’d be ashamed too.

I need a hairpin fix, but my dealer doesn’t know anyone in this town.

Ya know what’s great about those solid jade hairpins? They cost a fortune to get made, and, if you don’t spritz ‘em down with hairspray or some other adhesive before you put them into the hair, they slide out like oiled glass. I can’t get my makers to stop polishing the bejeesus outta them. “Jade needs polishing,” is what they say every time I try to get them to leave the stems alone, or just bring them to a nice matte.