re: #203 Fourth Football of the Apocalypse

Ana Marie Cox watched the debate so you didn’t have to, and she gave out grades:

Note: Dr. Real Ben Carson is apparently still in the race.

Driftglass also did one of his famous (paraphrased) recaps…

Megyn Kelly: Immigration! Here are some clips from you, Marco Rubio opposing immigration. And then you flipped.

Marco Rubio: The past never happened so shut up. We’re not going to act like the Tyrant Obama!

Megyn Kelly is now debating Marco Rubio.

Jeb Bush: I’m confused. Marco was for this thing and then he cut and run because the wingnuts were against it. I wrote a book about it. It’s called “George Who?”

Marco Rubio: I never did nuthin.

Jeb Bush: Cut n’ run! Cut n’ run!

Marco Rubio: Throat ramming!

Megyn Kelly: Ted Cruz, you lied like a dog about your own amendment. Here’s a buncha clips.

Megyn Kelly: Was it all an act?

Ted Cruz: Jeff Sessions loves me and held me through all those dark and terrible nights.

Rand Paul: I was there and saw the debate. Ted is a lying sack of shit.

Ted Cruz: President John Adams loves me and held me through all those dark and terrible nights. You know who hates all of us real Conservatives? Hillary Clinton. Barack Obama. And Chuck Schumer.

Marco Rubio: I must agree. Ted is a lying shit-weasel.