Camera: Canon Powershot G10 in macro mode, tripod-mounted, with wireless shutter release.

Oh, that wireless shutter release is sweet! I want one of those (Note, however, Charles, that Amazon lists them as “unavailable” at the moment). Of course, I’d have to get a high-end Canon to make it work, but still…

The reason I fantasize about a wireless shutter release is because of a longstanding plan to have a camera secretly attached to the top of a protest sign, perhaps disguised inside a Teddy Bear or something like that. Then I can walk around among the moonbats and jihadists snapping away merrily — from an overhead vantage point, even better — and no one would have a clue, because I’d be pushing the shutter remote surreptitiously (perhaps also disguised on the handle of the sign)!

Oh man, if only I had this system set up back in 2003.