re: #21 dog philosopher

been reading that middle english?

Welle, Aprille with his showeres sueete failed to pierce the droghte of Marche, and so it is fukinge hott. Oure aire conditioninge hath crapp-ed out, and the Laboratorie hath warm-ed so that ‘Room Temperature’ hath risen unto 30 degrees. And mine office be but onlie slightlie cooler.