re: #24 sizzzzlerz
Fear the banjo!
When I was learning mandolin I found out there were all kinds of banjo jokes out there:
What’s the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner?
You can pull the dirtbag off the vacuum cleaner.
What’s the difference between a banjo player and a dead skunk?
Dead skunk was probably on his way to a paying gig.
Good fun…you can insert bass player there too.