re: #275 SteveMcGaziBolaGate

Looks like I’m stuck on this side of the whatever it is that’s between this side and the other side. The damn rope broke. I was all set (I even bought a single gallon of gas just because I’m a prick). I set myself up and the next thing I knew I had sprained my left knee, I had bit my tongue, my larynx was throbbing and my pants were completely soaked. Whatever despair and rage had driven me to this point was quickly replaced but annoyance. I tried again but by this time my neck was so sore I just gave up. At least I hadn’t said any grand good byes, that would be sort of awkward tomorrow!
So I figure I’ve reached rock bottom. Nowhere to go but up, right?
I think I’m going to be wearing a turtleneck for the next few days, however.

You okay?