re: #311 Cato the Elder

In honor of John Kerry doing the right thing and coughing up the Massachusetts taxes on his zillion-dollar sailboat, I’ve written a new, concluding verse to my original scornful sea-chantey about him.

Oh, John Kerry paid his bill, paid his bill.
Yes, John Kerry paid his bill. A bitter pill!
Sure, John Kerry paid his bill
so the mockers would be still.
But we still get to mock our fill. And we will!

Did you see that yacht? Methinks he paid too much for that thing. 7 million dollars for this:

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