re: #319 Aceofwhat?

yowza.

Christians can be weird. And i’m a card-carrying member…

I can remember them joking about it after giving me swats…I got to the point where once, when the teacher said I was going to get three swats I said, “fuck it, give me five for swearing too”…he did. Then one day I refused them. They sent me to the principal, I called my parents, and they didn’t know I’d been getting these things regularly, so they told me to take my punishment. When I got home and told them that I’d been beaten about a dozen times that year so far, the swats mysteriously stopped. (apparently, notifying the parents wasn’t something the school felt was necessary, and my folks didn’t appreciate that)