re: #341 Cato the Elder

Wind-borne wheat fungus.

The Ug99 fungus — whose new mutations have now appeared in South Africa — causes plants to fall over

So, why do the wheat stalks really go limp? Notice how it started in … Africa?

It should be clear, by allowing teh ghey to spread through the continent, the normally fecundant wheat varieties are going limp!

It’s a message from God.

TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!!