re: #345 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

You’re not going to feather your nest with jokes like that; it was a rotten egg. You’ve not got your audience rapt or displayed any particular talont there. Hawking those sorts of dodos here is going to make you look like a loon or a coot. Go out on a wing and a prayer and take a gander at some better bird-based comedians, like Eddie Buzzard.

Well, you are certainly awake.

May I have the name of your coffee brand, please sir?