re: #32 Cannadian Club Akbar

Just got an email from the executive chef in regards to my possibly going to Antarctica. I have to fill out a questionnaire and schedule a phone interview. The email says the phone interview will last about an hour. WOOT!!!

Question 1
How long do you think it will be before you go batshit crazy living here?
Question 2
When you do go batshit crazy, do you think it will manifest itself in
a) taking a penquin as a girlfreind
b) walking outside in nothing but your birthday suit shouting “I’M KING OF THE WORLD”
c) taking one (or several) of us hostage