re: #37 RealityBasedSteve
upChuck, when told as a child, to put on his shoes and socks spent half an hour trying to do it. Finally mommy had to show him (again) that the Socks go on first, then the Shoes. (Yes, I totally made that up, but as literal as he can be at times he would probably interpret the directions in that order)
RBS
My kids always corrected me when I told them to “Put on your shoes and socks, the school bus will be here!”