re: #39 Nerdy Fish

Butbutbut Republicans tell me that their very existence means that their marriages are threatened, their kids’ lives are ruined, and that all will be converted to Teh Ghey Agenda (tm) unless they are hunted to extinction. How can you be so glib about this very real existential threat?

The very existence of Teh Ghey is an affront to God and an invitation to open up a Jehosophat-size Can o’ Divine Asswhup.