Welp, fuck, took a corner just a hair too hot during tonight’s ride and hit something like maybe a small rock, laid the road bike down. Nothing broken in me, just a nice contusion on my right hip, swelling under my left ass cheek from where I assume the seat dug in, skinned up my right knee and knuckles on both hands. Rear derailleur hanger on the bike is bent, frame looks fine but we’ll see, if not I can afford it. Could be worse.

Gonna be sore in the mornin’. Will post tasteful nudes in a week or so when the inevitable bruising is at maximum ugliness.