Back in the day I was a pretty effective spider murderer with a lighter and can of WD40.

Brings up the memory of Burglar, the neighbor’s beagle on a project. Awesome dog, so happy to come play with us on the jobsite. Under house nuking black widows before I work… I see Burglar running around on the other side of 3 webs I’m about to nuke. He sees me, wags tail. I say ‘BURGLAR, NO!’ He wags faster and bolts right at me, through the black widow webs. Last I see him he has one on his shoulder, running right at me. I jump out the crawl hole with my heart pounding out of my chest.

Bad Burglar.