Personally, the easiest way I know to get fundies to leave my door is that when they show up with their kids in tow to “ask me if I’ve heard the word…?” I lean down to their kids and say, in a very compassionate voice, “One day, you don’t have to be involved in this and you can be free to choose your own life, away from this insanity. They don’t control you.”

For some reason they seem eager to end the conversation after that.