I wonder if Darren Wilson is even capable of writing that recollection of events.

Sounds to me like they had a creative PR type write that up, and then they dumbed it up a bit so that it sounded like Wilson.

This whole things is just a bad TV script. I think a group of 5th graders could put together a more believable narrative.

But, when you are writing for idiots to believe it, maybe even the 5th graders would have been too much.

Who knows the 5th graders might have refused and said: “teacher, what is this about, this is dumb, who would believe it…and it just not right?!”